I met a girl

[phacemeltar]

on p99. or at least she said shes a girl. i think i like her. what can i do to make her like me back? i dont think ive talked to a girl on the internet since AIM back in 2002. and i knew that girl in real life.

[Swish]

Could be a hairy trucker called Dave, proceed with caution :D

[phacemeltar]

roger that

[Reguiy]

Insert a winky face as often as possible. Works like a charm ;-).

[Barkingturtle]

Chicks dig loot.

[Derubael]

might b cupcake steve.

i'd be careful if i were you, sir.

[Nuggie]

Unless she lives within driving distance there isn't any point.

[tacite]

Young love blossoming is a beautiful sight. Now we have young doctor, young lawyer AND young love!

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

Young love blossoming is a beautiful sight. Now we have young doctor, young lawyer AND young love!

lol

[Furniture]

Beware, there are dudes that have successfully passed as girls on this server even in voice chat with a voice changer, it took everyone months before sslaesha was found out to be some canadian guy

[NextGenesis88]

So you want to have an internet relationship with her?

[McSkippy]

Are you in lesbians with her?

[fastboy21]

Take her Burger King...all the fly honeys be loving that place.

[Swish]

Take her Burger King...all the fly honeys be loving that place.

Yeah I hear they like a Whopper...

[NextGenesis88]

How long have you played with her?

[Bardolap]

... better not be my GF. She's new to the server...

[fastboy21]

... better not be my GF. She's new to the server...

oooooh snap...

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! .... :eek:

[Jimjam]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlV7RhT6zHs‎

[Swish]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlV7RhT6zHs‎

would still bang

[phacemeltar]

How long have you played with her?

about a day now. she called me an idiot and now i am crushing soo hard.

[phacemeltar]

... better not be my GF. She's new to the server...

i asked her if she had a boo i think she sayd no, but maybe thats just my wishful thinking. i hope she isnt reading this and knows its me.

[Treefall]

Go for it.

Worst: No.

Best: Baby making practice.

[Bill Tetley]

im def reading this

[phacemeltar]

i just dont know what to say. we dont live close enough to each other to make it worth it to pursue a romantic relation, but i wana be friends. i just dont want to freak her out by coming on too hard. someone feed me some lines.

[Aenor]

"Hey girl would you hold my Great Staff for me?"

[Swish]

i just dont know what to say. we dont live close enough to each other to make it worth it to pursue a romantic relation, but i wana be friends. i just dont want to freak her out by coming on too hard. someone feed me some lines.

How about going fishing in Felwithe together?

[Treefall]

How about going fishing in Felwithe together?

After this write her a song about your junk.

[Reguiy]

Pretend/tell her she's good at everquest. Girls like to know you respect them for their skills and personality. We all know she probably lacks them both, but that's neither here nor there.

[webrunner5]

WoW, this thread has shown what the world has come to. Syber sex. Sort of replaced the back seat of a Buick I guess when I was young.

[nndiro]

Chicks dig loot.

Are you in lesbians with her?

best 2 comments here

[Ahldagor]

you could ride the gondolas in cab for a first date. def get you a cyber handy

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

Checked back on this thread after a short while and it delivers!!!

Some great advice. Would use every piece of advice here.

[Vohl]

Plan the virtual wedding in Greater Faydark. Have the GMs announce it to the server. Give her a plain gold ring because you're a pimp.

[mtb tripper]

Plan the virtual wedding in Greater Faydark. Have the GMs announce it to the server. Give her a plain gold ring because you're a pimp.

very clever

[Ahldagor]

give a bitch platinum then she knows she's locked down

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

Give her a Large Ringmail Coat because you know she's going to grow into it.

[Jesseca]

WOW!

[pharmakos]

skype with her, then shower her with pixels if she's hot

[Retti_]

A/s/l/pics?

[NextGenesis88]

about a day now. she called me an idiot and now i am crushing soo hard.

About a day... haha wtf bro. Is being a girl the only requirement? Don't say shit, she'll think you're crazy.

[Lune]

That was me OP, I'm sorry

[Floraline]

Oh, Phacemeltar it must be me, right? Long time, no see!

[Lanzellot]

99% of all the chicks on P99 are 300+ pounds stay away unless you are like Tiggles and likes dem whales

best comment is this from my comment god;)


i say what you must do ,power off the pc than stand up ,go under the shower,i dont think you are from tshernobyl so maybe you have luck outside to get a women ,OH yeah it isnt to hard at all.

rellapse say true words here find you only free willys !;)
isnt bad too when you like that

greets from the austrian