Christmas Eve

[Rogean]

WHY AM I WORKING

AFTER ONLY SLEEPING FOR AN HOUR

FFFFFFUUUUUUU

[Champion_Standing]

sick day

[Swish]

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[Asap]

Working on what brogean?

[Autotune]

"working" after an hour of sleep, no one works with only an hour of sleep.

[Barkingturtle]

I'm sure someone here would be willing to call in a bomb threat. Merry Christmas.

[zanderklocke]

Why did you only sleep for an hour if you knew you had to work?

[Rogean]

Why did you only sleep for an hour if you knew you had to work?

Busy working on Project 1999 stuff

[Mezzmur]

Busy working on Project 1999 stuff

Cry Moar!

[Rogean]

Cry Moar!

I WILL PLANT MY FOOT FIRMLY UP YOUR ASS

[zanderklocke]

Busy working on Project 1999 stuff

You need your sleep man, Velious can wait!

Unless of course you were working on a Christmas event...then I fully support you staying up too late. ;)

[Mezzmur]

I WILL PLANT MY FOOT FIRMLY UP YOUR ASS

Lets make out.

Its ok though, I had a vacation day every day this week, however, one of my developers up and put is 2 weeks notice in yesterday. I've been scrambling for knowledge transfer for the last 24 hours. Love those nubs.

[Rogean]

I scheduled time off - I had 68 hours still to use.. and one of the asshole sales reps was like LOL NOPE HERES A SHITLOAD OF WORK TO DO.

Fuck you sales reps.. >=|

[Mezzmur]

Sounds about right. Those guys suck.

[quido]

What exactly do you do Rogean?

[Rogean]

Sr. Network Engineer

[Byrjun]

You need your sleep man, Velious can wait!

shut up, guy.

[Mezzmur]

Java Development Team Leader/Manager; Java is the superior language.

Discuss.

[Rogean]

If I had to program as a Career and then come home and do it on Project 1999 for you fuckheads I'd probably be gouging my eyes out with a fork by now.

[Rogean]

So that's why it stays as a hobby ^^

[pharmakos]

Rogean, can you rename the griffin EC to A Peter Griffin, and have it say "Roadhouse!" every time it kicks during combat?

[Rogean]

o.O

[Mezzmur]

Yeah, never program in languages for day job and hobby.

I fiddle with C#/C Flavors at night, at least its different enough to not cry myself to sleep.

[Rogean]

Just don't get used to the garbage collection in C# and then try to code C/C++, or your code will have more memory leaks than a 110 year old with alzheimers.

[quido]

Java sucks. It's slow, it's verbose, and its formerly redeeming quality (portability) is now achieved in less stupid ways in other languages.

[quido]

Just don't get used to the garbage collection in C# and then try to code C/C++, or your code will have more memory leaks than a 110 year old with alzheimers.

C++'s explicit memory management is one thing that makes it so awesome!

[kotton05]

Rogean, can you rename the griffin EC to A Peter Griffin, and have it say "Roadhouse!" every time it kicks during combat?

I chuckled

[Mezzmur]

It's only slow if you're bad at programming, my college degree is in parallel computing and I get the opportunity to write java for 256 core mainframes. Replacing COBOL one derp at a time.

[Alarti0001]

C++'s explicit memory management is one thing that makes it so awesome!

It's only slow if you're bad at programming, my college degree is in parallel computing and I get the opportunity to write java for 256 core mainframes. Replacing COBOL one derp at a time.

This can only be settled in one way.... its a code off people. Its a fucking code off.

[Mezzmur]

P99 Hackathon! Sign Up Now!

[myriverse]

Busy working on Project 1999 stuff
Aww... Merry X-Mas.

[quido]

It's only slow if you're bad at programming, my college degree is in parallel computing and I get the opportunity to write java for 256 core mainframes. Replacing COBOL one derp at a time.

It's still bytecode in a virtual machine - the same implementation on the same hardware would be faster if it wasn't Java =)

[Nirgon]

Java sucks.

:/ nope

[runlvlzero]

WHY AM I WORKING

AFTER ONLY SLEEPING FOR AN HOUR

FFFFFFUUUUUUU

because u got a ferrari with a hot tranny to give you bj's while you drive 2-and-from-work-and-R99's basement server rack

[Rogean]

because u got a ferrari with a hot tranny to give you bj's while you drive 2-and-from-work-and-R99's basement server rack

My drive to work isn't typically long enough to take advantage of such a situation.

That is with my evo though, and although a ferrari would be an improvement, both are pretty fast.

It helps me wake up though. Did 130 mph on the highway this morning otw to work.. no traffic on christmas eve lulz.

[Asap]

My drive to work isn't typically long enough to take advantage of such a situation.

That is with my evo though, and although a ferrari would be an improvement, both are pretty fast.

It helps me wake up though. Did 130 mph on the highway this morning otw to work.. no traffic on christmas eve lulz.

Your evo stock?

[Rogean]

no custom tune and boost controller

[Asap]

no custom tune and boost controller

Nice, have a GTI myself, tuned stage 1 with custom down pipe

[Rogean]

Word. Would be a close race ^^

[runlvlzero]

w0rd, noice :P keep it real, I get dropped of 2 work everday by my mom! so u ahead thar man.

[Autotune]

I ride a horse, it gets great gas mileage.

[runlvlzero]

I ride a horse, it gets great grass mileage.

[Asap]

I ride a horse, it gets great gas mileage.

Don't talk about your mom that way, man!

[Nikon]

There should be an off topic car thread. I'd be interested to see what people on the forums drive or how many people on this forum actually have a car. It may have already been done but I'm too lazy to do a search right...it's the holiday.

[runlvlzero]

There should be an off topic car thread. I'd be interested to see what people on the forums drive or how many people on this forum actually have a car. It may have already been done but I'm too lazy to do a search right...it's the holiday.

nope make 1, search for a pic of a good car, and post it saying its urs

[Rogean]

This Morning

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[Mezzmur]

Is that recorded from your GoPro Helmet Cam?

[Rogean]

Blackvue.

[Nikon]

This Morning

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Nice. My LS1 TA doesn't see any kind of moisture except for when it gets washed. Your morning commute sure beats mine. Damn.

[Nikon]

Is that recorded from your GoPro Helmet Cam?

Don't think the GoPro's have the GPS, do they?

[Mezzmur]

I was mostly teasing. :-)

Not sure if they have GPS/speed yet.

[Nikon]

nope make 1, search for a pic of a good car, and post it saying its urs

Well I'd hope in Off Topic the trolls would stay away but you may be right and it might just be a really small thread. ;)

[Gaffin 3.0]

seems kinda slow for a evo

[Rogean]

Keep in mind

A) The GPS has a delay in updating speed.
B) I'm not pushing it to the max >_> In fact most of that was pretty casual.

[Derubael]

I scheduled time off - I had 68 hours still to use.. and one of the asshole sales reps was like LOL NOPE HERES A SHITLOAD OF WORK TO DO.

Fuck you sales reps.. >=|

asshole sales reps was like LOL NOPE

asshole sales reps LOL

asshole sales reps



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[Gaffin 3.0]

ah ok, i drive a 300zx TT have had some good races with evo, so wasnt sure.

[Rogean]

http://i.imgur.com/cFlOGTz.png

Fuckin sales people...

[a_gnoll_pup]

I hope you were coding in those fun byte patches! :P

[Mezzmur]

Deru, have my babies.

[Zade]

Deru, have my babies.

http://sebastiansgames.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Forever_Alone.png

[a_gnoll_pup]

http://sebastiansgames.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Forever_Alone.png

Don't feel too bad. I've only gotten laid 4 times in the last 2 months.

[Rogean]

Pics or it didn't happen OH GOD TRANNY PR0N

[a_gnoll_pup]

Pics or it didn't happen OH GOD TRANNY PR0N

I have a threesome video circulating the net somewhere...

[Derubael]

OH GOOD, TRANNY PR0N

[Mezzmur]

http://sebastiansgames.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Forever_Alone.png

I still love you, boo.

Remember, we're married.

Floppie Mc'Zade for life.

[Splorf22]

Java Development Team Leader/Manager; Java is the superior language.

Please. Java as a language is basically C++ with garbage collection and without pointers. It doesn't even have macros or anonymous functions (without a horrible syntax). Lisp destroys Java.

That being said, the JVM and its libraries are (contrary to Jeremy) fantastic. It's actually reasonably fast (that java bytecode is recompiled to native code under the hood), very portable, and there is a huge set of libraries you can use.

[Pheer]

secrets has a secret, pm's to a_gnoll_pup to find out what it is

[Ahldagor]

I have a threesome video circulating the net somewhere...

link?

[goshozal]

Please. Java as a language is basically C++ with garbage collection and without pointers. It doesn't even have macros or anonymous functions (without a horrible syntax). Lisp destroys Java.

That being said, the JVM and its libraries are (contrary to Jeremy) fantastic. It's actually reasonably fast (that java bytecode is recompiled to native code under the hood), very portable, and there is a huge set of libraries you can use.

As usual, Loraen doesn't know what he's talking about. Java FTW.

[Autotune]

You didn't really just say "both," likening your fucking LANCER to a fucking FERRARI did you?

depends on the ferrari.

[Razdeline]

C++'s explicit memory management is one thing that makes it so awesome!

C++'s exclusive memory management is one thing that makes it so awesome!

Sorry when it comes to describing languages incorrect syntax bothers me

[Autotune]

No. No it does not.

http://www.gtspirit.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/car_crashes_ferrari_f50_crashed_in_holland_480x280 .jpg

yea... it does... lol

[Autotune]

also, whoever wrecked that f40? should die in a fucking fire.

Link says f50, which is what I thought it was when I linked it from the ass-end. Was my dream car for many years.

[Treats]

also, whoever wrecked that f40? should die in a fucking fire.

...

[Autotune]

...

I laughed.

[Ahldagor]

that ryan dunn's?

[Uteunayr]

Rogean, can you rename the griffin EC to A Peter Griffin, and have it say "Roadhouse!" every time it kicks during combat?

I really want to see this. It needs to shout Roadhouse! to the entire zone, though.

[dav]

This Morning

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24 north to 123 west, eh? Intradesting. I assume you work outside Brockton.. North Easton maybe?

Drive safe.

[Versus]

I'd bitch smack you out of your rice rocket, Rogean.

[Nuggie]

Stop driving that fast. Don't want your mom/brother/cousin inheriting your hardware when you wrap that car around a tree.

[Mezzmur]

Stop driving that fast. Don't want your mom/brother/cousin inheriting your hardware when you wrap that car around a tree.

Hope you have sufficient knowledge transfer and documentation in place for this event.

[Rogean]

Jack shit actually. You guys would be fucked.

[Rogean]

Just avoided a ticket this morning cause I'm a smart motherfucker. Will post video later.

[Mezzmur]

Jack shit actually. You guys would be fucked.

How dare you put yourself before the community; I demand this be remedied!

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[Nirgon]

Rogean doesn't know Boston PD frapsed his slimy maneuvering.

[Rogean]

Boston PD? Why would they be doing anything. Haven't been in Boston for weeks.

[Rogean]

Oh except yesterday when I dropped my brother off at the airport...

[Freeport]

u rly served that jeep cherokee bro

That would be a wrangler you fucking vagina.

[Autotune]

p much the same thing rly

nope.

[Freeport]

I have very little respect for chrysler in general, and the jeep brand in particular. Oldschool willys are tight tho. And of course late 60s early 70s dodge had some nice cars.. Do not like jeeps tho.

You sir, should go change your tampon. Mr. Vagina

[radditsu]

You sir, should go change your tampon. Mr. Vagina


He likes late 90s mustangs. Or as I liked to call them "daddy's waste of money"

http://atascadero.name/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/1999-mustang-3-01.jpg

[Ahldagor]

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[hatelore]

Hbb has zero idea what he is talking about as usual. Old jeeps were the shit. One time we had the carb go out on an old jeep on the way to a party. we got a gas can and hose, put the hose in the carb, and would tilt the gas can when the jeep would start to stutter. That's right, we made it to that fuckin party and had a good time.

Not to mention, jeep was amc, and amc's fuckin rocked there shit back in the day. Hbb, quit being a virgin and throw that scarf away.

[radditsu]

Hbb has zero idea what he is talking about as usual. Old jeeps were the shit. One time we had the carb go out on an old jeep on the way to a party. we got a gas can and hose, put the hose in the carb, and would tilt the gas can when the jeep would start to stutter. That's right, we made it to that fuckin party and had a good time.

Not to mention, jeep was amc, and amc's fuckin rocked there shit back in the day. Hbb, quit being a virgin and throw that scarf away.



My hero

[Ahldagor]

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[radditsu]

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My phone broke

[Freeport]

Hbb has zero idea what he is talking about as usual. Old jeeps were the shit..

I love the new jeeps as well. I own a 4 Door Jk and I love it. Take care of it like a damn classic car- I want to rhino line the entire thing. See below

[Clark]

I WILL PLANT MY FOOT FIRMLY UP YOUR ASS

lol