If I wasn't in <Your Guild>, I'd definitely be in <_____>!

[myxomatosii]

The forums have been quite serious lately, so here is a flattery post. Give you a chance to compliment those guilds doing a good job making the server better and a more fun place. So name two guilds that are on your list of "to join" if you weren't in your present guild! And say why!

For me..

1
If I wasn't in <Knights Who Say Ni>, I'd definitely be in <A-Team>.

Doing more with less, down with inefficient swarms. It appeals to the engineer deep within me. Power gaming at its finest.

2
If I wasn't in <Knights Who Say Ni>, I'd definitely be in <Full Circle>.

Yeah, I know they don't exist anymore, but this is in memory of them. They were an excellent bunch of kind players.

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Lastly, if you had to introduce a player to two players you think everyone should know, who would they be and why?

1
I would say, everyone should know Snackies. Honestly I don't know him that well, we were in Enraptured together, then TMO for a bit. I was closer friends with Sunnyvale, Kitsy, and others but Snackies always brought a light mood on raids and made the whole experience better. I've never seen him be rude or mean-spirited to anyone.

2
Not sure if she plays anymore, but Goodies was my guild leader in Acyrid and always went above and beyond to levels I wouldn't believe. One of the nicest players I've ever met. Last I saw she was in FE.

Anyway, what are your choices?

[goshozal]

If I wasn't in <TMO> I'd be in <Asgard> where I came from. Still fondly remember all of them, and glad to see the guild reforming.

If I wasn't in <TMO> I'd be in <A-Team> because that's where you go to learn from the best enchanters. Maurice, Tecmos, Loraen, Save.... I don't think there's a stronger collection of encs on the server except possibly <TMO> but most of our old school awesome ones are perma-afk to Velious... or just gone.

Players folks should know...

1) Hyasinth of <Divinity> is a great cleric and a kind, genuine person.

2) Detoxx of <TMO> plays himself as a hardass, but don't let that fool you. He's a soft, cuddly teddy bear on the inside. He's also a great team player.

[Rheaume]

If not in <Lil Bob>, <The A-Team> because they were the first 'big guild' people I met and played with. Super nice people, I prefer small close guilds, seem to be mature. Level 55+ also required, which I obv. can't fulfill.

No experience with any other nice guilds, but Knights and Europa (pre Lil Bob drama) players were always nice people.

Veela of <The A-Team> and Faerah of <Doljonijiarnimorinar>

[Calibix]

1) If I wasn't in <Avid> I would be in <A-Team>. More with less, cream of the crop. That's my scene.

2) If I wasn't in <Avid> I would be in <The Mystical Order> Hardcore. That is also my scene (although not currently).

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1) I think everyone should know Korrath (Bemy/Numero/Herrenvolk/lots of damn alts). He's a good dude, even though he is really uptight :p Really knowledgeable, a damn fine player, and always willing to help out. My first good friend I made on P99 outside of a few guildies I started with who no longer play (some started again hurray).

2) I think everyone should know Thulack/Bongs. My 2nd good friend I made, I dragged his Ranger afk through like 30-44 in OT, with another hybrid in the group too lol. It was painful but they paid me well, and I was leveling too. He's good to know for anything EC related, and has helped me buy stuff and transfer a ton of times.

[zanderklocke]

If I wasn't in <A-Team> I would be in Azure Guard. Never had anything but good experiences with this guild, and they seem to have the right attitude about the game.

If I wasn't in <A-Team> and wanted to be more competitive, I would be in The Mystical Order. There are a lot of great players in The Mystical Order that really know how to get things done in this game.

The second question is too hard because there are way too many players I think people should know for various different reasons.

[cuddlesthekilla]

Hmm if I was not in <TheSuperBestFriends> I would aim for <Azure Guard> They seem like a fun guild to join and with some raids.

If I was not in <TheSuperBestFriends> I would be in <Avid> basically the same reason.

However I love my TheSuperBestFriends just wish my irl friends played more.

[Droog007]

Doing more with less, down with inefficient swarms. It appeals to the engineer deep within me. Power gaming at its finest.

Must .... resist....

Maybe next time, say: "my inner engineer". Has a nice ring to it anyway.

[myxomatosii]

Must .... resist....

Maybe next time, say: "my inner engineer". Has a nice ring to it anyway.

I donno, the wording just resonates with me. Throbs inside me you might say. Its a warm feeling.

[webrunner5]

Yeah A-Team is the best and TMO is the worst. But they are both the best in this game. Depends if you want to go to the Dark Side or not. :)

[thieros]

1
If I wasn't in <Bregan D' Aerth>, I'd definitely be in <Harbingers of Thule>.

You will all fall to the dominion of Soldiers of Cazic Thule. I look forward to personally conquering the terrible city of the Gnomish scum. One order of Gnome Kabobs, coming right up.

2
If I wasn't in <Bregan D' Aerth>, I'd definitely be in <Merchants of Qeynos>.

I'd be a part of the intricate web of spies the Harbingers of Thule have planted throughout Norrath. By severing the trade routes of Qeynos, supply chain of goods throughout Norrath will faulter causing inflation with a side of anarchy. Destroy the infrastructure of Norrath and see it crumble to its knees in front of Cazic Thule. Down with Qeynos!

[Tasslehofp99]

If I was not in forceful entry I would either,

A. Rebuild my first guild "Poison" most likely. I had so many fun times and met a lot of the coolest people on p99 while I was a part of that guild. Ill never forget the night we broke fear for the first time after TMO wiped a few times trying themselves (they were brand new at the time) or the many times I pulled plane of hate as a druid. Most people don't know this but Poison was a stomping grounds for many great folks, we eventually reformed the guild into "Acyrid" which eventually was merged into Forceful entry. I miss those days, for sure.


B. Join The A team because many close friends with whom I spent years in Poison/acyrid have made that guild their home and I always find myself regretting parting ways with a few of them. Shout outs to azzudniz and coeur :)


For two people that I think everyone should know, I would have to say Coeur is deffinetly one of them. One of the most helpful and selfless folks I've ever met in a video game. Guy has probably single-handedly saved hundreds of hours worth of peoples time by helping them whenever possible.

I will also second the other poster who mentioned goodies. She was one of the nicest and most devoted players in any guild I've ever ever been in with her.

Honorable mention(aka I know too many cool people to only name 2): planarity (fucking awesome player and very friendly dude), Talenos (super funny guy, loved sharing a guild tag with him), Corova (servers best paladin, smart motherfucker, very cool), Ploktor (another cool ass dude that's super nice and uber knowledgeable about the game, servers best druid perhaps), Raymor (awesome dude who will always be there for his people in any way possible), doraf (I can't tell you how many times I've been glad to have this dude as a guildmate and friend), hitpoint (another really smart and friendly person who I've had the pleasure to share a guildtag with for years) ..god this is too hard there are about 10 other people I feel like everyone should know!

Haha for anyone I left out, my peeps know its all love.
Cool post though, this place really could use more positivity.

[Ella`Ella]

If I weren't in <The Knights Who Say Ni>, I would join the newly reformed <Acryid> and stage a coup against Tasslehoff, rallying his members to leave and start my own guild which I would name <Taken>.

[Tasslehofp99]

If I weren't in <The Knights Who Say Ni>, I would join the newly reformed <Acryid> and stage a coup against Tasslehoff, rallying his members to leave and start my own guild which I would name <Taken>.

lol'd, the funny thing is during it's early days <Poison> was a feeder guild to <Venom> which actually ended up being our rival guild when the leader showed his true colors one night during a hate raid we were jointly doing and basically his whole guild left him and came over to the more OG guild of the two.



ooohhhh...I know, I will form <Cowboys> and you can be <Indians> or vice versa, I have no preference.

[tankh]

As I do not have a guild I would want to be in <THE A-TEAM> would love to pick Svenns brains more.

I also rate <Divinity> as they have no dramas.

My favorite person I have met so far is Bongs love that likkle trustworthy iksar xfering all my stuff :)

o and swish for those gifs ofc :)

[Tiggles]

If I was not in TMO i would be in FE because they are the second best guild on the server and the officers are cool.

If I was not in TMO I would also join Tinfoil hats and just spam nonsense in the ec tunnel.


Everyone on this server should meet Raden as he makes funny fraps and Zagum for being the man who makes it all happen.

[Detoxx]

Confirmed Raden is an FE spy and Zagum is Nilbog

[kotton05]

Yeah A-Team is the best and TMO is the worst. But they are both the best in this game. Depends if you want to go to the Dark Side or not. :)

Not true

[joppykid]

If I was not in forceful entry I would either,

A. Rebuild my first guild "Poison" most likely. I had so many fun times and met a lot of the coolest people on p99 while I was a part of that guild. Ill never forget the night we broke fear for the first time after TMO wiped a few times trying themselves (they were brand new at the time) or the many times I pulled plane of hate as a druid. Most people don't know this but Poison was a stomping grounds for many great folks, we eventually reformed the guild into "Acyrid" which eventually was merged into Forceful entry. I miss those days, for sure.


B. Join The A team because many close friends with whom I spent years in Poison/acyrid have made that guild their home and I always find myself regretting parting ways with a few of them. Shout outs to azzudniz and coeur :)


For two people that I think everyone should know, I would have to say Coeur is deffinetly one of them. One of the most helpful and selfless folks I've ever met in a video game. Guy has probably single-handedly saved hundreds of hours worth of peoples time by helping them whenever possible.

I will also second the other poster who mentioned goodies. She was one of the nicest and most devoted players in any guild I've ever ever been in with her.

Honorable mention(aka I know too many cool people to only name 2): planarity (fucking awesome player and very friendly dude), Talenos (super funny guy, loved sharing a guild tag with him), Corova (servers best paladin, smart motherfucker, very cool), Ploktor (another cool ass dude that's super nice and uber knowledgeable about the game, servers best druid perhaps), Raymor (awesome dude who will always be there for his people in any way possible), doraf (I can't tell you how many times I've been glad to have this dude as a guildmate and friend), hitpoint (another really smart and friendly person who I've had the pleasure to share a guildtag with for years) ..god this is too hard there are about 10 other people I feel like everyone should know!

Haha for anyone I left out, my peeps know its all love.
Cool post though, this place really could use more positivity.

How dare you leave out the biggest guild merge in P99 history of <Poison> and <Seriously Comical>!!!!

and I second, third and fourth Coeur. Adon is one of the best dudes on the server as well.

[webrunner5]

How dare you leave out the biggest guild merge in P99 history of <Poison> and <Seriously Comical>!!!!

and I second, third and fourth Coeur. Adon is one of the best dudes on the server as well.

I think Taken absorbed Poison years ago? I had a Ranger in Poison when it happened.

[phacemeltar]

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If I wasn't in <Knights Who Say Ni>, I'd be in <Verite>.

It broke up when Soloist took a break, but i had fun in that guild for a little while.

2
If I wasn't in <Knights Who Say Ni>, I'd be in <Commonland Defenders>.

This is the guild i want to start when teams happens, but sadly that may not be for awhile

i dont have much interest to raid and i rarely talk to people on the internet, so i dont know many p99ers. there are a bunch of friendly folks on the server, just saying hello to someone can usually end up with a decently amusing conversation.

[joppykid]

I think Taken absorbed Poison years ago? I had a Ranger in Poison when it happened.

SC merged with Poison. Poison became Acyrid / whatever the hell necrophillac's guild was. Pretty sure Tass who was the leader of Poison can back me up on that. I don't ever remember Taken absorbing Poison. I have taken a few breaks though so could have happened but I don't think it did.

[Tasslehofp99]

I think Taken absorbed Poison years ago? I had a Ranger in Poison when it happened.

Not that I remember, but like I said that guild was a starting point for lots of p99s finest. Its very possible that quite a few went to taken over time though. Most of us are either in ATeam or forceful entry now.


We reformed into acyrid and then later merged with a guild named maelstrom before finally ending up merged into forceful entry.


The good old days, kinda makes me wanna reroll from scratch no twinking.

[Auvdar]

If I wasn't in <Divinity> I would be guildless..

Hard to move to another tag after 4+ years.

[Lord_Snow]

If I wasn't in N/A I would be in BDA cause all of my eq friends are there and I haven't been accepted....yet....*crosses fingers*

[Tasslehofp99]

Also, necrophiliac was never in acyrid. He was made an officer in poison to help lead raids in my absence but turned out to be a psychotic scumbag. Shortly after he was booted and he attempted to(not sure if he got away with it, the guy disappeared) steal guildies accounts which he had access to.

[quido]

If I wasn't in TMO, I'd be in <The Tasslehof Fan Club>

[joppykid]

Also, necrophiliac was never in acyrid. He was made an officer in poison to help lead raids in my absence but turned out to be a psychotic scumbag. Shortly after he was booted and he attempted to(not sure if he got away with it, the guy disappeared) steal guildies accounts which he had access to.
that's what I said. poison became acyrid and whatever guild he created. I couldn't remember the name. was a decent split that went from poison to his guild.

[Tecmos Deception]

Theres only one players anyone needs on this server

Couer

I actually argued with Coeur NOT to come rez me once, cause my wiz had a corpse way out in TD. But he ran over to oasis and waited for the raft and then swam across the whole ocean to rez me anyways, even though it was only a matter of time before a guildie cleric bound at pots logged on to rez me. Nice guy! :)

[Thulack]

Awe guys i feel so special being listed. I'm on a needed break from EQ atm but still forum lurk and will be back to sitting in my spot soon :).

If i wasn't in <Taken> and raiding i'd be in <A-Team>. Everyone has already stated the reasons why.

If i wasn't in <Taken> and not raiding i'd be in <Go Team Good Guys> cause that was my original family guild when i joined the server even though it's basically gone now.

People Everyone should know:

Eratani:Great guy and if things go wrong you can always blame him :)

Lemiddar: Most helpful person i have ever met in EQ, slightly twisted but always good for conversations.

[Erati]

Eratani:Great guy and if things go wrong you can always blame him :)


I blame the circumstantial evidence

[Shiftin]

If I wasn't in IB, i'd be in transatlantic rampage, because i want to win velious.

[Reguiy]

If I wasn't in <Taken> I'd be in <The A-team>. Reasons are because they came up the most out of any guild in the new raid scene changes by far. They raid with half the people and still get the same amount of mobs as any other guild due to the class division and mainly the rotation.

[Waedawen]

If I wasn't in <The A-Team> I would be in <From Chaos> because I roll with my *****s.

[Waedawen]

Prove it? =p

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[webrunner5]

Thank God for Ignore. :confused:

[oddibemcd]

+1 for Coeur. Very solid

Ninik is a heck of a person to know as well.

[pasi]

If I wasn't <A-Team> (and I played more than an hour or two a month), I'd probably be in Forceful Basterds or over on Red99. No reason other than I feel that I would be at home there.

As far as people that everyone should know, I'm more confined to the forums, so I'd probably pick Treats, Koros, and Arteker. All of them seem relatively unknown, but have a fine grasp on the mechanics of the game.

[khanable]

If I wasn't in <BDA> I'd be in <Nomsanto Industries>

farmin baking supplies on cucumbers
advertising it on tomatoes
selling it on eggplants

sup

[Sidelle]

If I wasn't in <BDA> I'd be in <Nomsanto Industries>

farmin baking supplies on cucumbers
advertising it on tomatoes
selling it on eggplants

sup

Haha! What is your thing with produce about? :D