Don't say anything about the staff...

[Jayand]

...in a petition. They will permanently ban your account, as they did mine. I know Sirken had a post stating people don't get banned for speaking their minds, but that was a lie. My account was banned for an "undisclosed" amount of time, then when I inquired about it I was told it was permanently banned because I posted asking why it was banned instead of "calming the fuck down for an hour." Mind you the ban had to have taken place hours before I logged on. My petition was sent at 1am, I tried to log in around noon.

Just be careful what you say here. You can get banned for words quicker than you can for legitimate cheating.

[Hailto]

don't care

[stewe]

...in a petition. They will permanently ban your account, as they did mine. I know Sirken had a post stating people don't get banned for speaking their minds, but that was a lie. My account was banned for an "undisclosed" amount of time, then when I inquired about it I was told it was permanently banned because I posted asking why it was banned instead of "calming the fuck down for an hour." Mind you the ban had to have taken place hours before I logged on. My petition was sent at 1am, I tried to log in around noon.

Just be careful what you say here. You can get banned for words quicker than you can for legitimate cheating.

Someone GIF this guy a small violin.

[Jayand]

Oh, and just so you know, I said "are res's going out for the ddos attacks" "oh wait, you only res your friends" rude no doubt, but not deserving of a permanent ban.

[rollin5k]

dont be a jerk off and you wont get banned. its really that simple

[Jayand]

And this was my first "offense" I keep leaving things out!

[Lune]

put this in rnf so i can flame ur bum

[Hastley]

OP is a 30 year old man-child who rages at staff who work for free to provide a classic Everquest experience. Cry more OP, or you could grow up

[Jayand]

OP is a 30 year old man-child who rages at staff who work for free to provide a classic Everquest experience. Cry more OP, or you could grow up

You tell me to grow up, but you use the word "rage" which is the new hip thing amongst children online. Hmm.

[Hastley]

You tell me to grow up, but you use the word "rage" which is the new hip thing amongst children online. Hmm.

Because being hip makes you "a child"

No one cares that you were banned for being an asshole to a volunteer staff on a 14 year old emulated elf simulator

[Jayand]

Because being hip makes you "a child"

No one cares that you were banned for being an asshole to a volunteer staff on a 14 year old emulated elf simulator

I never said being "hip" makes you a child. I said you use words that children use, and then tell other people to "grow up."

Anyone who has responded to this post cares. Find a different word that actually makes sense to fit in that sentence. Maybe... noticed. That would be a better diss, don't you think?

[SamwiseRed]

...in a petition. They will permanently ban your account, as they did mine. I know Sirken had a post stating people don't get banned for speaking their minds, but that was a lie. My account was banned for an "undisclosed" amount of time, then when I inquired about it I was told it was permanently banned because I posted asking why it was banned instead of "calming the fuck down for an hour." Mind you the ban had to have taken place hours before I logged on. My petition was sent at 1am, I tried to log in around noon.

Just be careful what you say here. You can get banned for words quicker than you can for legitimate cheating.

join date jan 2014. sucks losing a 15 druid but im sure youll grind that back in no time.

[Hastley]

I never said being "hip" makes you a child. I said you use words that children use, and then tell other people to "grow up."

Anyone who has responded to this post cares. Find a different word that actually makes sense to fit in that sentence. Maybe... noticed. That would be a better diss, don't you think?

You're account was banned because you were an ass. Get over it . Either change your mentality or leave the server

[Jayand]

join date jan 2014. sucks losing a 15 druid but im sure youll grind that back in no time.

This isn't the same account. Lost a 51 monk and a 57 druid.

[Jayand]

You're account was banned because you were an ass. Get over it . Either change your mentality or leave the server

That's your opinion. I wouldn't call stating my opinion in a private forum is deserving of a lifetime ban. Being an ass is one thing, being banned forever for one thing you said privately is another.

[constelllations]

you're annoying and you did a dumb thing.
http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/1/17408/2287355-star_trek___deal_with_it.gif

in case you forgot, this isn't SoE's EverQuest. this is provided to you by the sweat, blood, and tears of the people you pissed off. nobody is going to pity you. take responsibility, learn your lesson, and then proceed to act like a [pleasant] human adult.

[Jayand]

you're annoying and you did a dumb thing.
http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/1/17408/2287355-star_trek___deal_with_it.gif

in case you forgot, this isn't SoE's EverQuest. this is provided to you by the sweat, blood, and tears of the people you pissed off. nobody is going to pity you. take responsibility, learn your lesson, and then proceed to act like a [pleasant] human adult.

I've done all those things. And yes, I realize this isn't SoE's EQ, but I have played MMOs where you pay for your time a lot longer than I've played here, so it didn't really click in my head until after I did it.

Either way I believe that people deserve a second chance.

[Jayand]

I guess this is just a time where words speak louder than actions. A person is deemed an asshole for saying one thing, regardless of how many nice things they may have done for others in their life.

Although to me actions will always speak louder than words.

[Jayand]

Cheating = get banned for two weeks.

Saying gms only res their friends in frustration after a string of ddos attacks = get banned for life.

[EQsale]

Here is what you do.

Shut the hell up and delete this useless thread and wait a week and petition on fourm and say sorry and maybe you will get ur account back.

these useless threads do you no good but make the ban stick what a thought.

[yevea]

Oh, and just so you know, I said "are res's going out for the ddos attacks" "oh wait, you only res your friends" rude no doubt, but not deserving of a permanent ban.

you acted like a complete jackass while demanding them to do you a favor, on a server they build and maintain as a hobby.

goodbye

[Daldolma]

op is obviously a sociopath and quite possibly derives pleasure from causing other people emotional harm

pls do not let him damage this great community any longer

[Jayand]

Here is what you do.

Shut the hell up and delete this useless thread and wait a week and petition on fourm and say sorry and maybe you will get ur account back.

these useless threads do you no good but make the ban stick what a thought.

I tried apologizing. Why should I wait a week for something that didn't call for a ban in the first place? Why not a day? Or three days? Or hell, any specific amount of time. I made a mistake. I admitted it.

I won't get my account back, if I was going to get it back it would have happened already. I've never had a run in with anyone on the staff before. I have never been warned or talked to about anything I've done or said in game.

I was unfortunate enough to get banned because of when the member of the staff read my petition, and what they were going through at the time. This is a fact as it was confirmed by the staff member who executed the ban. I got someone else's smack in the face just because I was in reach.

[Jayand]

op is obviously a sociopath and quite possibly derives pleasure from causing other people emotional harm

pls do not let him damage this great community any longer

Yeah, I'm psychotic because I said something in an online game after a second death from ddos attacks. Also, I had been ignored on a previous date when I petitioned for help finding my corpse after being on autorun with aggro during a ddos attack. That's why I said what I said.

Honestly, "you only res your friends" is what I said. Someone took so much offense to this that they banned me permanently. Either I hit the nail on the head, or that gm is abusive.

[Jayand]

you acted like a complete jackass while demanding them to do you a favor, on a server they build and maintain as a hobby.

goodbye

What did I demand by asking if res's were going out? Absolutely nothing. You're wrong, like usual no doubt.

Also, all the gms here didn't build this server. They may maintain it, but they didn't all build it.

[Daldolma]

Yeah, I'm psychotic because I said something in an online game after a second death from ddos attacks. Also, I had been ignored on a previous date when I petitioned for help finding my corpse after being on autorun with aggro during a ddos attack. That's why I said what I said.

will consult dsm 5, help is coming my friend

[NextGenesis88]

you couldn't have thought any of us would side with you.

[Sirken]

one day i hope someone takes the time to teach you the virtues of patience and being respectful to other people, especially when they are volunteering THEIR time for YOUR fucking enjoyment.

[Tasslehofp99]

Holy shit lol glad you banned that guy, good riddance.



Can't believe whati just read, lol.

[Daldolma]

You guys broke my heart, really. This game was the one game I actually enjoyed playing. If you guys have a conscience you will have to live with this.

The world breaks everyone and afterward many are strong at the broken places.

this will only make you a stronger elfman in the long run

[Pint]

Man on the one hand I feel bad that this guy lost his toons and p99 is ruined for him but on the other hand holy fucking shit how can a person be that stupid. This game attracts the most unbelievable people, real talk though you should consider unbanning his acct just so he doesn't go massacre a local school or something, he is clearly missing some screws

[joppykid]

Only word I can think of about those posts rhymes with schmitzaschmenik

[joppykid]

Or maybe smy shmoler

[zanderklocke]

I work in customer service, and you would not believe the kind of people I talk to on the phone that are grown adults who sound just like this. I don't know how people become so entitled.

[Lisset]

And that folks, is why there are two sides to every story.

You had it coming.

Now go away.

[Hinshi Budou]

Bowling for Elfquest: The Movie by Micheal Moore Coming soon to a theater near you...

[joppykid]

And that folks, is why there are two sides to every story.

You had it coming.

Now go away.

Think this one has 3 sides depending what mood Op is in

[Tasslehofp99]

Sometimes on this server you meet some huge asshats who you think take the cake, then the bouncerrs, xosires, tortues, minyin 2.0s, and other assorted champions of asshattery come along and show you that there is no limit on what heights of asshattery some will go.

[NextGenesis88]

This man has lost his fucking marbles. Banning him can only bring positive changes to his life and mental health. On second thought, I might fear for my life. Give him a server to himself.

[NextGenesis88]

Oh and bookmarking this in case I want to come back for nostalgia.

[EQsale]

Dear OP, if u think the server sucks or the staff is corrupt, then go play somewhere else. its really that simple.

but ok pal, lets look at your petition thread since u wanna make it public, and see why you got banned. hopefully this will serve as an example to others as how to not get banned for being dumb. and for future reference, when you make a petition thread, sit there with your mouth closed and wait for a staff member, do NOT spam it up with replies every 5 minutes for all fucking day long. u post in the petition forum to bump once a day, not every 5 minutes. BUT if you do it every 5 minutes, why on earth would u think itd be wise to insult the staff? sitting there like, "OH i bet if i call this guide a power tripping faggot, then he'll help me" wtf pal?


this will feel like chat logs, but they are message board posts.




9:07 You: My account is banned. What is the reason? You guys could at least send a PM or something, how lame are the people who are the so called "guides?"

9:13 You: How can you ban someone without telling them why or for how long? No respect.

9:18 You: I know if I were handing out bans, which I never would because I am not super lame, I would at least have the courtesy to inform the person of why their account was banned and for how long. I guess some people just don't care about anyone other than themselves.

9:21 You: Hurry up already. This shit should have been handled when the account was banned.

9:24 You: I have no problem posting. I will post until this issue is resolved. So hurry up if you don't want more meaningless posts added to this thread.

9:28 You: It's bad enough that my account is even banned, since I literally did nothing wrong in game ever. I've been trained, I've had people do all kinds of shit to me, I didn't even petition them. What the fuck could I have possibly done to deserve a ban?

9:31 You: And what is a "stored message?" Better yet, where is stored? In my ass? I can't seem to find any "stored message."

9:34 You: 30 minutes later...

9:39 Guide Eunomia: Hello Cukshaik, How may I be of assistance?

9:59 You: The reason I made the petition is because during a previous ddos attack that occured during off hours, like noon EST, Derubael was online and couldn't even respond to me petitioning for a res or corpse retrieval as my corpse was lost due to a ddos attack. He is useless, and makes all of you guides look bad. I didn't mean to offend you personally, sorry that I did. I apologize for saying what I said, but when it pertains to Derubael, it is true. One rotten apple spoils the bunch, or something like that. You are a good person, but he is not.

10:02 You: So umm, is my account banned forever? For a week? For a day? For an hour? Please enlighten me so I can stop wasting your time.

10:05 You: And did you really ban me for saying you only res your friends? I mean god damn, grow up. Unban my account if that's the only thing you banned me for.

10:07 You: How long is this account banned for? It would have taken a lot less keystrokes to simply answer that question. I got some Bengay for you if you answer.

10:09 You: Derubael was too busy to respond? Last time I checked, that's his "job"

10:10 You: It's so hard to get the most basic information. How long is my account banned? The sooner I know the sooner I stop posting in this ridiculous forum.

10:23 You: Guess I have to keep making these bullshit nonsense posts, since making legitimate ones doesn't get me anywhere. Same shit, different day. Sorry for not kissing your ass, now please tell me why my account got banned. And for how long.

10:26 You: Do you want me to fill this forum with bullshit? I don't want to, I just want to know why my account got banned.

10:31 You: Another useless guide huh... Derubael and this one. I don't answer questions, I just get offended by them! Do your job. I hate this 2014 state of mind. Everyone thinks their entitled. Do your job. No one forced you to take that job. You love Everquest? Me too. But you deny me the answer to the simplest of questions. Why do you deny me? Because you took a petition to heart. That's ridiculous. You need to grow up.

10:32 You: I demand an apology! But when I get it, I'm still gonna whine about your petition and then not answer your question! I don't care about the res, I understand that you GMs don't either. So please inform me why my account is banned and for how long and I will move on. Until then I am posting in this forum. A lot.

10:35 You: Surprise surprise! Still no answer. I got a response, about an hour ago, but no answer. You love Everquest huh? Well you hate this person who also loves Everquest. SO what do you really love? Yourself?

10:38 You: Is there anyone that can even answer this question? Or is it like the magic 8 ball?

10:43 You: Guess I should start a new thread.



and then it goes on for about 3 more pages before u get your self banned, start this new forum account, and continue...

3:42 You: I am only posting this because I am under the assumption that no one is reading my posts as Cukshaik. I was out of line last night when I petitioned and all of today with my tantrum like rants. Understand I only did this because of how hurt I truly was over my account being banned. I really enjoy playing this game, and starting over just doesn't feel right. Anyway, I'd like to apologize to Derubael mostly, and to everyone else who's time I wasted. I hope you guys can consider lifting the ban on my account even after all the nonsense I spewed earlier.

9 hrs later...

On second thought, you guys win. I'm done begging. I'm done with Project 1999. I hope you are all happy. You guys broke my heart, really. This game was the one game I actually enjoyed playing. If you guys have a conscience you will have to live with this.
Good luck in the future.

This is soo good you made my day sirken Bravo sir Bravo

[yevea]

sirken delivers.

thread is golden

[Derubael]

The Tragic Story of Jayand

As told by meme's

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[EQsale]

Omg this thread just keeps getting better and better in tears laughing so much

[hatelore]

Dear OP, if u think the server sucks or the staff is corrupt, then go play somewhere else. its really that simple.

but ok pal, lets look at your petition thread since u wanna make it public, and see why you got banned. hopefully this will serve as an example to others as how to not get banned for being dumb. and for future reference, when you make a petition thread, sit there with your mouth closed and wait for a staff member, do NOT spam it up with replies every 5 minutes for all fucking day long. u post in the petition forum to bump once a day, not every 5 minutes. BUT if you do it every 5 minutes, why on earth would u think itd be wise to insult the staff? sitting there like, "OH i bet if i call this guide a power tripping faggot, then he'll help me" wtf pal?


this will feel like chat logs, but they are message board posts.




9:07 You: My account is banned. What is the reason? You guys could at least send a PM or something, how lame are the people who are the so called "guides?"

9:13 You: How can you ban someone without telling them why or for how long? No respect.

9:18 You: I know if I were handing out bans, which I never would because I am not super lame, I would at least have the courtesy to inform the person of why their account was banned and for how long. I guess some people just don't care about anyone other than themselves.

9:21 You: Hurry up already. This shit should have been handled when the account was banned.

9:24 You: I have no problem posting. I will post until this issue is resolved. So hurry up if you don't want more meaningless posts added to this thread.

9:28 You: It's bad enough that my account is even banned, since I literally did nothing wrong in game ever. I've been trained, I've had people do all kinds of shit to me, I didn't even petition them. What the fuck could I have possibly done to deserve a ban?

9:31 You: And what is a "stored message?" Better yet, where is stored? In my ass? I can't seem to find any "stored message."

9:34 You: 30 minutes later...

9:39 Guide Eunomia: Hello Cukshaik, How may I be of assistance?

9:59 You: The reason I made the petition is because during a previous ddos attack that occured during off hours, like noon EST, Derubael was online and couldn't even respond to me petitioning for a res or corpse retrieval as my corpse was lost due to a ddos attack. He is useless, and makes all of you guides look bad. I didn't mean to offend you personally, sorry that I did. I apologize for saying what I said, but when it pertains to Derubael, it is true. One rotten apple spoils the bunch, or something like that. You are a good person, but he is not.

10:02 You: So umm, is my account banned forever? For a week? For a day? For an hour? Please enlighten me so I can stop wasting your time.

10:05 You: And did you really ban me for saying you only res your friends? I mean god damn, grow up. Unban my account if that's the only thing you banned me for.

10:07 You: How long is this account banned for? It would have taken a lot less keystrokes to simply answer that question. I got some Bengay for you if you answer.

10:09 You: Derubael was too busy to respond? Last time I checked, that's his "job"

10:10 You: It's so hard to get the most basic information. How long is my account banned? The sooner I know the sooner I stop posting in this ridiculous forum.

10:23 You: Guess I have to keep making these bullshit nonsense posts, since making legitimate ones doesn't get me anywhere. Same shit, different day. Sorry for not kissing your ass, now please tell me why my account got banned. And for how long.

10:26 You: Do you want me to fill this forum with bullshit? I don't want to, I just want to know why my account got banned.

10:31 You: Another useless guide huh... Derubael and this one. I don't answer questions, I just get offended by them! Do your job. I hate this 2014 state of mind. Everyone thinks their entitled. Do your job. No one forced you to take that job. You love Everquest? Me too. But you deny me the answer to the simplest of questions. Why do you deny me? Because you took a petition to heart. That's ridiculous. You need to grow up.

10:32 You: I demand an apology! But when I get it, I'm still gonna whine about your petition and then not answer your question! I don't care about the res, I understand that you GMs don't either. So please inform me why my account is banned and for how long and I will move on. Until then I am posting in this forum. A lot.

10:35 You: Surprise surprise! Still no answer. I got a response, about an hour ago, but no answer. You love Everquest huh? Well you hate this person who also loves Everquest. SO what do you really love? Yourself?

10:38 You: Is there anyone that can even answer this question? Or is it like the magic 8 ball?

10:43 You: Guess I should start a new thread.



and then it goes on for about 3 more pages before u get your self banned, start this new forum account, and continue...

3:42 You: I am only posting this because I am under the assumption that no one is reading my posts as Cukshaik. I was out of line last night when I petitioned and all of today with my tantrum like rants. Understand I only did this because of how hurt I truly was over my account being banned. I really enjoy playing this game, and starting over just doesn't feel right. Anyway, I'd like to apologize to Derubael mostly, and to everyone else who's time I wasted. I hope you guys can consider lifting the ban on my account even after all the nonsense I spewed earlier.

9 hrs later...

On second thought, you guys win. I'm done begging. I'm done with Project 1999. I hope you are all happy. You guys broke my heart, really. This game was the one game I actually enjoyed playing. If you guys have a conscience you will have to live with this.
Good luck in the future.

IF YOU GUYS HAVE A CONSCIENCE YOU WILL HAVE TO LIVE WITH THE FACT THAT I GOT BANNED FOR BEING AN ASSHAT ON A EMULATED VERSION OF A GAME MADE IN 1999, I R ROLEMODEL FOR 2014~

[Shaakglith12194]

Omg, feel sorry for the dude for getting his characters banned and then Sirken posted. Thread got REAL funny after that.

[hatelore]

This thread so far , is the 2014 nominee for: "A damn good thread" title~! lol, good shit in here.

[Sirken]

RIP Sirken, I will miss you...

you misquoting bastard.

i hereby revoke all your goldstars

[Sirken]

It's okay man, no need to hang around to comfort me :'(

I love you and I know that you will return, but for now just take you some "me time."


You will be missed :(:(

gdi

i hate u

[Tasslehofp99]

I hope at the very least his forum accounts were left unbanned so we can all enjoy more frothy rage.

[Lanzellot]

Dear OP, if u think the server sucks or the staff is corrupt, then go play somewhere else. its really that simple.

but ok pal, lets look at your petition thread since u wanna make it public, and see why you got banned. hopefully this will serve as an example to others as how to not get banned for being dumb. and for future reference, when you make a petition thread, sit there with your mouth closed and wait for a staff member, do NOT spam it up with replies every 5 minutes for all fucking day long. u post in the petition forum to bump once a day, not every 5 minutes. BUT if you do it every 5 minutes, why on earth would u think itd be wise to insult the staff? sitting there like, "OH i bet if i call this guide a power tripping faggot, then he'll help me" wtf pal?


this will feel like chat logs, but they are message board posts.




9:07 You: My account is banned. What is the reason? You guys could at least send a PM or something, how lame are the people who are the so called "guides?"

9:13 You: How can you ban someone without telling them why or for how long? No respect.

9:18 You: I know if I were handing out bans, which I never would because I am not super lame, I would at least have the courtesy to inform the person of why their account was banned and for how long. I guess some people just don't care about anyone other than themselves.

9:21 You: Hurry up already. This shit should have been handled when the account was banned.

9:24 You: I have no problem posting. I will post until this issue is resolved. So hurry up if you don't want more meaningless posts added to this thread.

9:28 You: It's bad enough that my account is even banned, since I literally did nothing wrong in game ever. I've been trained, I've had people do all kinds of shit to me, I didn't even petition them. What the fuck could I have possibly done to deserve a ban?

9:31 You: And what is a "stored message?" Better yet, where is stored? In my ass? I can't seem to find any "stored message."

9:34 You: 30 minutes later...

9:39 Guide Eunomia: Hello Cukshaik, How may I be of assistance?

9:59 You: The reason I made the petition is because during a previous ddos attack that occured during off hours, like noon EST, Derubael was online and couldn't even respond to me petitioning for a res or corpse retrieval as my corpse was lost due to a ddos attack. He is useless, and makes all of you guides look bad. I didn't mean to offend you personally, sorry that I did. I apologize for saying what I said, but when it pertains to Derubael, it is true. One rotten apple spoils the bunch, or something like that. You are a good person, but he is not.

10:02 You: So umm, is my account banned forever? For a week? For a day? For an hour? Please enlighten me so I can stop wasting your time.

10:05 You: And did you really ban me for saying you only res your friends? I mean god damn, grow up. Unban my account if that's the only thing you banned me for.

10:07 You: How long is this account banned for? It would have taken a lot less keystrokes to simply answer that question. I got some Bengay for you if you answer.

10:09 You: Derubael was too busy to respond? Last time I checked, that's his "job"

10:10 You: It's so hard to get the most basic information. How long is my account banned? The sooner I know the sooner I stop posting in this ridiculous forum.

10:23 You: Guess I have to keep making these bullshit nonsense posts, since making legitimate ones doesn't get me anywhere. Same shit, different day. Sorry for not kissing your ass, now please tell me why my account got banned. And for how long.

10:26 You: Do you want me to fill this forum with bullshit? I don't want to, I just want to know why my account got banned.

10:31 You: Another useless guide huh... Derubael and this one. I don't answer questions, I just get offended by them! Do your job. I hate this 2014 state of mind. Everyone thinks their entitled. Do your job. No one forced you to take that job. You love Everquest? Me too. But you deny me the answer to the simplest of questions. Why do you deny me? Because you took a petition to heart. That's ridiculous. You need to grow up.

10:32 You: I demand an apology! But when I get it, I'm still gonna whine about your petition and then not answer your question! I don't care about the res, I understand that you GMs don't either. So please inform me why my account is banned and for how long and I will move on. Until then I am posting in this forum. A lot.

10:35 You: Surprise surprise! Still no answer. I got a response, about an hour ago, but no answer. You love Everquest huh? Well you hate this person who also loves Everquest. SO what do you really love? Yourself?

10:38 You: Is there anyone that can even answer this question? Or is it like the magic 8 ball?

10:43 You: Guess I should start a new thread.



and then it goes on for about 3 more pages before u get your self banned, start this new forum account, and continue...

3:42 You: I am only posting this because I am under the assumption that no one is reading my posts as Cukshaik. I was out of line last night when I petitioned and all of today with my tantrum like rants. Understand I only did this because of how hurt I truly was over my account being banned. I really enjoy playing this game, and starting over just doesn't feel right. Anyway, I'd like to apologize to Derubael mostly, and to everyone else who's time I wasted. I hope you guys can consider lifting the ban on my account even after all the nonsense I spewed earlier.

9 hrs later...

You: On second thought, you guys win. I'm done begging. I'm done with Project 1999. I hope you are all happy. You guys broke my heart, really. This game was the one game I actually enjoyed playing. If you guys have a conscience you will have to live with this.
Good luck in the future.


well you wonder why you got banned?no respect to the staff nothing,they do the job for us in there free time respect this.
if i would be a gm here you ll have no chance anymore to play here ,Ip bann over and out .
respect the staff as GOD status what they are ,and i know all from the gms (all very fine guys if you have respect and give them time).they work not only for you,i think they get 200 petitions per day or more.

well finally post to planar protector aswell;)
gz me :p

[Lanzellot]

or not:(

[Lanzellot]

999 posts

still doesn't understand RnF.

me too auto me too but is a lucky number aswell so i can life with it;)

[Rogean]

http://i.imgur.com/YiUzDhK.png

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

[Skittlez]

Cheating = get banned for two weeks.

Saying gms only res their friends in frustration after a string of ddos attacks = get banned for life.

I find this to be super true in my experience. =(

[Skittlez]

I think mine was a bit more deserving though. I was outright a huge ass hole. Don't even wanna get into it again with them. It's not worth it. Period.

[Nocsucow]

The Tragic Story of Jayand

As told by meme's

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110426215520/halofanon/images/a/a5/Meme_-_Banned.jpg


http://www.troll.me/images/pissed-off-obama/you-just-got-banned.jpg


http://www.troll.me/images/jackie-chan-whut/banned-why.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/J1MeFWP.png


http://i.imgur.com/ZRJMJpQ.png


http://i.imgur.com/od96Fd1.png


http://i.imgur.com/FWhRkXw.png


http://i.imgur.com/glQwsJr.png


http://i.imgur.com/Top9b7X.png


http://i.imgur.com/YiUzDhK.png

this is the funniest shit i have read in awhile

[EQsale]

I used MQ here and don't even remember what I did with it and I am on more of a friendly basis with the staff than 90% of the people here and my account is still perma banned.

Bro stop kissing ass i can smell the shit on your nose from here.

[Asap]

The Tragic Story of Jayand

As told by meme's

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110426215520/halofanon/images/a/a5/Meme_-_Banned.jpg


http://www.troll.me/images/pissed-off-obama/you-just-got-banned.jpg


http://www.troll.me/images/jackie-chan-whut/banned-why.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/J1MeFWP.png


http://i.imgur.com/ZRJMJpQ.png


http://i.imgur.com/od96Fd1.png


http://i.imgur.com/FWhRkXw.png


http://i.imgur.com/glQwsJr.png


http://i.imgur.com/Top9b7X.png


http://i.imgur.com/YiUzDhK.png

Holy fuck you fucking win!

[Tasslehofp99]

Bro stop kissing ass i can smell the shit on your nose from here.

Lol'd

[quido]

How is Stealin still banned after being an insufferable brown-noser for this long?!

[Doors]

Holy shit, Sirkens logs of this guy lol.

[Doors]

How is Stealin still banned after being an insufferable brown-noser for this long?!

ilu

[Tecmos Deception]

Dear OP, if u think the server sucks or the staff is corrupt, then go play somewhere else. its really that simple.

but ok pal, lets look at your petition thread since u wanna make it public, and see why you got banned. hopefully this will serve as an example to others as how to not get banned for being dumb. and for future reference, when you make a petition thread, sit there with your mouth closed and wait for a staff member, do NOT spam it up with replies every 5 minutes for all fucking day long. u post in the petition forum to bump once a day, not every 5 minutes. BUT if you do it every 5 minutes, why on earth would u think itd be wise to insult the staff? sitting there like, "OH i bet if i call this guide a power tripping faggot, then he'll help me" wtf pal?


this will feel like chat logs, but they are message board posts.




9:07 You: My account is banned. What is the reason? You guys could at least send a PM or something, how lame are the people who are the so called "guides?"

9:13 You: How can you ban someone without telling them why or for how long? No respect.

9:18 You: I know if I were handing out bans, which I never would because I am not super lame, I would at least have the courtesy to inform the person of why their account was banned and for how long. I guess some people just don't care about anyone other than themselves.

9:21 You: Hurry up already. This shit should have been handled when the account was banned.

9:24 You: I have no problem posting. I will post until this issue is resolved. So hurry up if you don't want more meaningless posts added to this thread.

9:28 You: It's bad enough that my account is even banned, since I literally did nothing wrong in game ever. I've been trained, I've had people do all kinds of shit to me, I didn't even petition them. What the fuck could I have possibly done to deserve a ban?

9:31 You: And what is a "stored message?" Better yet, where is stored? In my ass? I can't seem to find any "stored message."

9:34 You: 30 minutes later...

9:39 Guide Eunomia: Hello Cukshaik, How may I be of assistance?

9:59 You: The reason I made the petition is because during a previous ddos attack that occured during off hours, like noon EST, Derubael was online and couldn't even respond to me petitioning for a res or corpse retrieval as my corpse was lost due to a ddos attack. He is useless, and makes all of you guides look bad. I didn't mean to offend you personally, sorry that I did. I apologize for saying what I said, but when it pertains to Derubael, it is true. One rotten apple spoils the bunch, or something like that. You are a good person, but he is not.

10:02 You: So umm, is my account banned forever? For a week? For a day? For an hour? Please enlighten me so I can stop wasting your time.

10:05 You: And did you really ban me for saying you only res your friends? I mean god damn, grow up. Unban my account if that's the only thing you banned me for.

10:07 You: How long is this account banned for? It would have taken a lot less keystrokes to simply answer that question. I got some Bengay for you if you answer.

10:09 You: Derubael was too busy to respond? Last time I checked, that's his "job"

10:10 You: It's so hard to get the most basic information. How long is my account banned? The sooner I know the sooner I stop posting in this ridiculous forum.

10:23 You: Guess I have to keep making these bullshit nonsense posts, since making legitimate ones doesn't get me anywhere. Same shit, different day. Sorry for not kissing your ass, now please tell me why my account got banned. And for how long.

10:26 You: Do you want me to fill this forum with bullshit? I don't want to, I just want to know why my account got banned.

10:31 You: Another useless guide huh... Derubael and this one. I don't answer questions, I just get offended by them! Do your job. I hate this 2014 state of mind. Everyone thinks their entitled. Do your job. No one forced you to take that job. You love Everquest? Me too. But you deny me the answer to the simplest of questions. Why do you deny me? Because you took a petition to heart. That's ridiculous. You need to grow up.

10:32 You: I demand an apology! But when I get it, I'm still gonna whine about your petition and then not answer your question! I don't care about the res, I understand that you GMs don't either. So please inform me why my account is banned and for how long and I will move on. Until then I am posting in this forum. A lot.

10:35 You: Surprise surprise! Still no answer. I got a response, about an hour ago, but no answer. You love Everquest huh? Well you hate this person who also loves Everquest. SO what do you really love? Yourself?

10:38 You: Is there anyone that can even answer this question? Or is it like the magic 8 ball?

10:43 You: Guess I should start a new thread.



and then it goes on for about 3 more pages before u get your self banned, start this new forum account, and continue...

3:42 You: I am only posting this because I am under the assumption that no one is reading my posts as Cukshaik. I was out of line last night when I petitioned and all of today with my tantrum like rants. Understand I only did this because of how hurt I truly was over my account being banned. I really enjoy playing this game, and starting over just doesn't feel right. Anyway, I'd like to apologize to Derubael mostly, and to everyone else who's time I wasted. I hope you guys can consider lifting the ban on my account even after all the nonsense I spewed earlier.

9 hrs later...

You: On second thought, you guys win. I'm done begging. I'm done with Project 1999. I hope you are all happy. You guys broke my heart, really. This game was the one game I actually enjoyed playing. If you guys have a conscience you will have to live with this.
Good luck in the future.

Wowzers :)

[Nune]

I nominate this as an early-front runner for best thread of 2014. Noob QQ's, GM pwnage, Deru pwning meme comedy, Skittlez underhandedly trying to be a white knight though hes a turd in rusted armor, it's got it all.

And honestly man, give the nub a break. When we were fresh here, our EQ Crack addiction was just as bad as his, he was fiendin for his pixels back and melted down. It's happened to the best of us.. he just happened to not be one of the best of us

[Spacebar]

Dear OP, if u think the server sucks or the staff is corrupt, then go play somewhere else. its really that simple.

but ok pal, lets look at your petition thread since u wanna make it public, and see why you got banned. hopefully this will serve as an example to others as how to not get banned for being dumb. and for future reference, when you make a petition thread, sit there with your mouth closed and wait for a staff member, do NOT spam it up with replies every 5 minutes for all fucking day long. u post in the petition forum to bump once a day, not every 5 minutes. BUT if you do it every 5 minutes, why on earth would u think itd be wise to insult the staff? sitting there like, "OH i bet if i call this guide a power tripping faggot, then he'll help me" wtf pal?


this will feel like chat logs, but they are message board posts.




9:07 You: My account is banned. What is the reason? You guys could at least send a PM or something, how lame are the people who are the so called "guides?"

9:13 You: How can you ban someone without telling them why or for how long? No respect.

9:18 You: I know if I were handing out bans, which I never would because I am not super lame, I would at least have the courtesy to inform the person of why their account was banned and for how long. I guess some people just don't care about anyone other than themselves.

9:21 You: Hurry up already. This shit should have been handled when the account was banned.

9:24 You: I have no problem posting. I will post until this issue is resolved. So hurry up if you don't want more meaningless posts added to this thread.

9:28 You: It's bad enough that my account is even banned, since I literally did nothing wrong in game ever. I've been trained, I've had people do all kinds of shit to me, I didn't even petition them. What the fuck could I have possibly done to deserve a ban?

9:31 You: And what is a "stored message?" Better yet, where is stored? In my ass? I can't seem to find any "stored message."

9:34 You: 30 minutes later...

9:39 Guide Eunomia: Hello Cukshaik, How may I be of assistance?

9:59 You: The reason I made the petition is because during a previous ddos attack that occured during off hours, like noon EST, Derubael was online and couldn't even respond to me petitioning for a res or corpse retrieval as my corpse was lost due to a ddos attack. He is useless, and makes all of you guides look bad. I didn't mean to offend you personally, sorry that I did. I apologize for saying what I said, but when it pertains to Derubael, it is true. One rotten apple spoils the bunch, or something like that. You are a good person, but he is not.

10:02 You: So umm, is my account banned forever? For a week? For a day? For an hour? Please enlighten me so I can stop wasting your time.

10:05 You: And did you really ban me for saying you only res your friends? I mean god damn, grow up. Unban my account if that's the only thing you banned me for.

10:07 You: How long is this account banned for? It would have taken a lot less keystrokes to simply answer that question. I got some Bengay for you if you answer.

10:09 You: Derubael was too busy to respond? Last time I checked, that's his "job"

10:10 You: It's so hard to get the most basic information. How long is my account banned? The sooner I know the sooner I stop posting in this ridiculous forum.

10:23 You: Guess I have to keep making these bullshit nonsense posts, since making legitimate ones doesn't get me anywhere. Same shit, different day. Sorry for not kissing your ass, now please tell me why my account got banned. And for how long.

10:26 You: Do you want me to fill this forum with bullshit? I don't want to, I just want to know why my account got banned.

10:31 You: Another useless guide huh... Derubael and this one. I don't answer questions, I just get offended by them! Do your job. I hate this 2014 state of mind. Everyone thinks their entitled. Do your job. No one forced you to take that job. You love Everquest? Me too. But you deny me the answer to the simplest of questions. Why do you deny me? Because you took a petition to heart. That's ridiculous. You need to grow up.

10:32 You: I demand an apology! But when I get it, I'm still gonna whine about your petition and then not answer your question! I don't care about the res, I understand that you GMs don't either. So please inform me why my account is banned and for how long and I will move on. Until then I am posting in this forum. A lot.

10:35 You: Surprise surprise! Still no answer. I got a response, about an hour ago, but no answer. You love Everquest huh? Well you hate this person who also loves Everquest. SO what do you really love? Yourself?

10:38 You: Is there anyone that can even answer this question? Or is it like the magic 8 ball?

10:43 You: Guess I should start a new thread.



and then it goes on for about 3 more pages before u get your self banned, start this new forum account, and continue...

3:42 You: I am only posting this because I am under the assumption that no one is reading my posts as Cukshaik. I was out of line last night when I petitioned and all of today with my tantrum like rants. Understand I only did this because of how hurt I truly was over my account being banned. I really enjoy playing this game, and starting over just doesn't feel right. Anyway, I'd like to apologize to Derubael mostly, and to everyone else who's time I wasted. I hope you guys can consider lifting the ban on my account even after all the nonsense I spewed earlier.

9 hrs later...

You: On second thought, you guys win. I'm done begging. I'm done with Project 1999. I hope you are all happy. You guys broke my heart, really. This game was the one game I actually enjoyed playing. If you guys have a conscience you will have to live with this.
Good luck in the future.

Cukshaik. I know that name from somewhere. Now, where do I know it from....hmmm...

Oh yeah, he's the really cool guy from here: http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=134838&page=3

Like 20 pages of this guy showing how great of a personality he has. A true winner by any standard!

[Aeaolena]

http://i.imgur.com/J1MeFWP.png


http://i.imgur.com/ZRJMJpQ.png


http://i.imgur.com/FWhRkXw.png


http://i.imgur.com/glQwsJr.png


http://i.imgur.com/Top9b7X.png


http://i.imgur.com/YiUzDhK.png

hahahahahaha

A++

[Rhambuk]

9:39 Guide Eunomia: Hello Cukshaik, How may I be of assistance?


No surprise here.

[Pringles]

Op see my sig.

[Troubled]

My favorite post this year. Bookmarked as well.

[reborn649]

Thread of the year so far... I want to hear the OP's retort!!!

[loramin]

Cukshaik. I know that name from somewhere. Now, where do I know it from....hmmm...

Oh yeah, he's the really cool guy from here: http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=134838&page=3


Thank you. I still had the tiniest shred of pity for him until I read that.


Telling me to relax... I can't help but call you a moron.

Shoulda listened ...

[Lammy]

OP needs Cymbalta

[Jayand]

didn't even ban the person in question. considering banning you. trying to "give a fuck", but you make it so hard. ill be posting some facts and locking this thread soon.

Didn't even ban? My account is BANNED. Considering? The only thing you were considering is if you should post all of my private posts in a public place.

[reborn649]

Didn't even ban? My account is BANNED. Considering? The only thing you were considering is if you should post all of my private posts in a public place.

Calls out the GM's/Guides in public forum, gets pissed when they call him out.

I LOL'd pretty hard when I realized this was the dude from the McNeal thread! Guy is a basket case.

[mcy]

Didn't even ban? My account is BANNED. Considering? The only thing you were considering is if you should post all of my private posts in a public place.

Do you eat paint chips by chance?

[Jayand]

Dear OP, if u think the server sucks or the staff is corrupt, then go play somewhere else. its really that simple.

but ok pal, lets look at your petition thread since u wanna make it public, and see why you got banned. hopefully this will serve as an example to others as how to not get banned for being dumb. and for future reference, when you make a petition thread, sit there with your mouth closed and wait for a staff member, do NOT spam it up with replies every 5 minutes for all fucking day long. u post in the petition forum to bump once a day, not every 5 minutes. BUT if you do it every 5 minutes, why on earth would u think itd be wise to insult the staff? sitting there like, "OH i bet if i call this guide a power tripping faggot, then he'll help me" wtf pal?


this will feel like chat logs, but they are message board posts.




9:07 You: My account is banned. What is the reason? You guys could at least send a PM or something, how lame are the people who are the so called "guides?"

9:13 You: How can you ban someone without telling them why or for how long? No respect.

9:18 You: I know if I were handing out bans, which I never would because I am not super lame, I would at least have the courtesy to inform the person of why their account was banned and for how long. I guess some people just don't care about anyone other than themselves.

9:21 You: Hurry up already. This shit should have been handled when the account was banned.

9:24 You: I have no problem posting. I will post until this issue is resolved. So hurry up if you don't want more meaningless posts added to this thread.

9:28 You: It's bad enough that my account is even banned, since I literally did nothing wrong in game ever. I've been trained, I've had people do all kinds of shit to me, I didn't even petition them. What the fuck could I have possibly done to deserve a ban?

9:31 You: And what is a "stored message?" Better yet, where is stored? In my ass? I can't seem to find any "stored message."

9:34 You: 30 minutes later...

9:39 Guide Eunomia: Hello Cukshaik, How may I be of assistance?

9:59 You: The reason I made the petition is because during a previous ddos attack that occured during off hours, like noon EST, Derubael was online and couldn't even respond to me petitioning for a res or corpse retrieval as my corpse was lost due to a ddos attack. He is useless, and makes all of you guides look bad. I didn't mean to offend you personally, sorry that I did. I apologize for saying what I said, but when it pertains to Derubael, it is true. One rotten apple spoils the bunch, or something like that. You are a good person, but he is not.

10:02 You: So umm, is my account banned forever? For a week? For a day? For an hour? Please enlighten me so I can stop wasting your time.

10:05 You: And did you really ban me for saying you only res your friends? I mean god damn, grow up. Unban my account if that's the only thing you banned me for.

10:07 You: How long is this account banned for? It would have taken a lot less keystrokes to simply answer that question. I got some Bengay for you if you answer.

10:09 You: Derubael was too busy to respond? Last time I checked, that's his "job"

10:10 You: It's so hard to get the most basic information. How long is my account banned? The sooner I know the sooner I stop posting in this ridiculous forum.

10:23 You: Guess I have to keep making these bullshit nonsense posts, since making legitimate ones doesn't get me anywhere. Same shit, different day. Sorry for not kissing your ass, now please tell me why my account got banned. And for how long.

10:26 You: Do you want me to fill this forum with bullshit? I don't want to, I just want to know why my account got banned.

10:31 You: Another useless guide huh... Derubael and this one. I don't answer questions, I just get offended by them! Do your job. I hate this 2014 state of mind. Everyone thinks their entitled. Do your job. No one forced you to take that job. You love Everquest? Me too. But you deny me the answer to the simplest of questions. Why do you deny me? Because you took a petition to heart. That's ridiculous. You need to grow up.

10:32 You: I demand an apology! But when I get it, I'm still gonna whine about your petition and then not answer your question! I don't care about the res, I understand that you GMs don't either. So please inform me why my account is banned and for how long and I will move on. Until then I am posting in this forum. A lot.

10:35 You: Surprise surprise! Still no answer. I got a response, about an hour ago, but no answer. You love Everquest huh? Well you hate this person who also loves Everquest. SO what do you really love? Yourself?

10:38 You: Is there anyone that can even answer this question? Or is it like the magic 8 ball?

10:43 You: Guess I should start a new thread.



and then it goes on for about 3 more pages before u get your self banned, start this new forum account, and continue...

3:42 You: I am only posting this because I am under the assumption that no one is reading my posts as Cukshaik. I was out of line last night when I petitioned and all of today with my tantrum like rants. Understand I only did this because of how hurt I truly was over my account being banned. I really enjoy playing this game, and starting over just doesn't feel right. Anyway, I'd like to apologize to Derubael mostly, and to everyone else who's time I wasted. I hope you guys can consider lifting the ban on my account even after all the nonsense I spewed earlier.

9 hrs later...

You: On second thought, you guys win. I'm done begging. I'm done with Project 1999. I hope you are all happy. You guys broke my heart, really. This game was the one game I actually enjoyed playing. If you guys have a conscience you will have to live with this.
Good luck in the future.

When did I once say that the server sucked or the staff was corrupt? Not once. You're trying to put words in my mouth.

All those posts don't show much. I called out Derubael once. He also called himself out on your stream when he admitted to using / commands on players, admitted to breaking zones, etc etc.

You claim it "goes on for 3 more pages before I get myself banned" what are you talking about? I was banned before the first post. That is the entire reason that I posted. My account was banned and I had no idea why. You'd be looking for answers too. You can act like you wouldn't, but you would.

At the end of the day, my account was banned for speaking my mind. Something you said you would never do. Funny how you didn't put that post in your little best of the best section.

The sad thing is you couldn't respond to me at all yesterday, and today I wake up and your face is all over this thread. But you're not in the private where I ask for forgiveness.

[Jayand]

Calls out the GM's/Guides in public forum, gets pissed when they call him out.

I LOL'd pretty hard when I realized this was the dude from the McNeal thread! Guy is a basket case.

I didn't call them out in a public forum. I said don't say anything about the staff. They called me out in public.

[Jayand]

one day i hope someone takes the time to teach you the virtues of patience and being respectful to other people, especially when they are volunteering THEIR time for YOUR fucking enjoyment.

And I hope one day you get some pussy, so you're not so mad at everyone. You read a person's words and ban their account permanently because of them.

I asked nicely yesterday, that got me no where. So screw it. My account was not going to get handed back to me anyway. Sirken claims he is "deciding whether or not to ban me" he didn't send me one private message. He could have told me his plans, but he'd rather keep them to himself. I'm not psychic.

[formallydickman]

I demand an apology! But when I get it, I'm still gonna whine about your petition and then not answer your question! I don't care about the res, I understand that you GMs don't either. So please inform me why my account is banned and for how long and I will move on. Until then I am posting in this forum. A lot.

classy

[Jayand]

Man on the one hand I feel bad that this guy lost his toons and p99 is ruined for him but on the other hand holy fucking shit how can a person be that stupid. This game attracts the most unbelievable people, real talk though you should consider unbanning his acct just so he doesn't go massacre a local school or something, he is clearly missing some screws

You don't even know me but you're going to claim I am clearly missing screws? I'm different than you, sure. But I'm not a psychopath.

[myriverse]

Didn't really need Sirken's log.
The truth was too predictable.
But would read again.

[Jayand]

The Tragic Story of Jayand

As told by meme's

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110426215520/halofanon/images/a/a5/Meme_-_Banned.jpg


http://www.troll.me/images/pissed-off-obama/you-just-got-banned.jpg


http://www.troll.me/images/jackie-chan-whut/banned-why.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/J1MeFWP.png


http://i.imgur.com/ZRJMJpQ.png


http://i.imgur.com/od96Fd1.png


http://i.imgur.com/FWhRkXw.png


http://i.imgur.com/glQwsJr.png


http://i.imgur.com/Top9b7X.png


http://i.imgur.com/YiUzDhK.png

These meme's weren't funny the first time. Do you always repeat yourself?

[mcy]

These meme's weren't funny the first time. Do you always repeat yourself?

duuuuuuude..... why so mad brah.

[Jayand]

I hope at the very least his forum accounts were left unbanned so we can all enjoy more frothy rage.

This is all the enjoyment you get out of your life. It's funny how all of you guys can sit there and talk shit about me from behind your computer. Like that's any different than what I did. Hypocrites everywhere.

[reborn649]

When did I once say that the server sucked or the staff was corrupt? Not once. You're trying to put words in my mouth.

All those posts don't show much. I called out Derubael once. He also called himself out on your stream when he admitted to using / commands on players, admitted to breaking zones, etc etc.

You claim it "goes on for 3 more pages before I get myself banned" what are you talking about? I was banned before the first post. That is the entire reason that I posted. My account was banned and I had no idea why. You'd be looking for answers too. You can act like you wouldn't, but you would.

At the end of the day, my account was banned for speaking my mind. Something you said you would never do. Funny how you didn't put that post in your little best of the best section.

The sad thing is you couldn't respond to me at all yesterday, and today I wake up and your face is all over this thread. But you're not in the private where I ask for forgiveness.

Have you been given everything your entire life just by snapping your fingers or something? U posted something like 22 times in less than 2hrs on that petition thread..I don't even know of many forum trolls who do that! You act like a kid sitting in the backseat of a car asking "Are we there yet" over and over and over again. Learn to patience sir... Someone needs to teach this child some Mr. Myagi techniques or something.

[Porcoa]

This is all the enjoyment you get out of your life. It's funny how all of you guys can sit there and talk shit about me from behind your computer. Like that's any different than what I did. Hypocrites everywhere.

Except everyone else here isn't a complete tool and talking shit to the GMs expecting them to do them a favor.

[Jayand]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

What's really funny is the way you scream like a girl when playing a video game.

[myriverse]

OP is a 30 year old man-child who rages at staff who work for free to provide a classic Everquest experience. Cry more OP, or you could grow up
No way do I believe this guy is a day over 14.

[Jayand]

this is the funniest shit i have read in awhile

Then you are always reading dumb shit.

[reborn649]

I didn't call them out in a public forum. I said don't say anything about the staff. They called me out in public.

Anyone else get the feeling this entire thread is leaning towards calling them out for banning his account and he is pissed cuz they didnt respond fast enough to please the OP? But yea...totally not calling them out.

[mcy]

This is all the enjoyment you get out of your life. It's funny how all of you guys can sit there and talk shit about me from behind your computer. Like that's any different than what I did. Hypocrites everywhere.

[Jayand]

I nominate this as an early-front runner for best thread of 2014. Noob QQ's, GM pwnage, Deru pwning meme comedy, Skittlez underhandedly trying to be a white knight though hes a turd in rusted armor, it's got it all.

And honestly man, give the nub a break. When we were fresh here, our EQ Crack addiction was just as bad as his, he was fiendin for his pixels back and melted down. It's happened to the best of us.. he just happened to not be one of the best of us

You don't even know me, how can you claim I am not one of the best? Either way, my account was permanently banned for one outburst in a private forum. That's bullshit. It will be bullshit tomorrow. It will be bullshit next week. Etc.

[Jayand]

Thread of the year so far... I want to hear the OP's retort!!!

Let's get ten more morons saying it is the thread of the year. I don't think that was said enough.

[Derubael]

I think at one point yesterday while he was arguing in the petition forum I thought to myself "god damn, this guy has to be a troll, he must not actually care and is just sitting at his keyboard making himself laugh....somehow"

Then I realized no... OP is just socially handicapped, and really doesn't think he did anything wrong.

[Tenlaar]

it is the thread of the year.

[Jayand]

Do you eat paint chips by chance?

No, I eat pussy. You eat dick. Do you have a point to make?

[mcy]

You don't even know me, how can you claim I am not one of the best? Either way, my account was permanently banned for one outburst in a private forum. That's bullshit. It will be bullshit tomorrow. It will be bullshit next week. Etc.

I have a feeling you grew up in a single parent household. A Dad would have smacked this pretentious smug attitude out of you before you had a chance to play p99. Go blame daddy.

[Jayand]

classy

That was me imitating a guide who demanded my apology, then when s/he got it, said nothing in response.

Like I said, Sirken put in that post what he wanted to. Not the entire thing.

[Jayand]

Have you been given everything your entire life just by snapping your fingers or something? U posted something like 22 times in less than 2hrs on that petition thread..I don't even know of many forum trolls who do that! You act like a kid sitting in the backseat of a car asking "Are we there yet" over and over and over again. Learn to patience sir... Someone needs to teach this child some Mr. Myagi techniques or something.

Yeah, I type fast, and I had nothing to do yesterday during the day. I work nights. I play games in the day.

You can call me a child all you want, but you're not seeing my point at all. I am used to other games where if you're banned you are told why right then and there. You're not left in the dark. I shouldn't have to beg for information about my account, but I did. Because was nothing was said in an email, a private message, nothing was said.

[reborn649]

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/wrong.gif

[Jayand]

Except everyone else here isn't a complete tool and talking shit to the GMs expecting them to do them a favor.

I didn't talk shit about the GMs. I said two were useless because they were responding to me with small talk instead of the information I wanted from my account.

Sirken didn't put the post where I asked if my account was banned for my petition in game where the guide responded with "no" then edited the post ten minutes later and changed it to yes.

This is not a complete story.

[Jayand]

duuuuuuude..... why so mad brah.

Because my account was banned permanently for me saying words in a private forum without any kind of "criminal" past.

[Jayand]

No way do I believe this guy is a day over 14.

You don't have to. That's why you're stupid. Because you believe things that aren't true, and you don't believe things that are.

[Alenon]

I didn't talk shit about the GMs. I said two were useless

Hahahahaha

[Jayand]

Anyone else get the feeling this entire thread is leaning towards calling them out for banning his account and he is pissed cuz they didnt respond fast enough to please the OP? But yea...totally not calling them out.

I said don't say anything to the staff, as a warning to other players. I didn't name any GM until they got their noses into this thread and called me out by posting all of my PRIVATE thread.

Get a clue please.

I'm pissed because my account was banned for text in a private forum. One fucking sentence no doubt. Then the ban was extended because I am impatient and didn't want to wait forever for a response. I made mistakes in my life, but I don't deserve a permanent ban especially considering I've never had a run in with any of the staff in the past.

But I guess no one sees it that way.

[yaaaflow]

I'm surprised you got two characters above 50 while still being so ignorant about how things work on p99. Post a petition explaining what your issue is, and then just leave it there. No one is being paid to respond to every post in there in X timeframe, you will receive a response in due time. If you decide to insult someone, repeatedly, why would they feel like helping you?

Also why even bother asking for a gm res? Just spend a bit of pp and get a cleric to help you, and if you lose a corpse get a bard or necro or whoever else can find/summon corpses. The beauty of EQ is the reliance on other people to get stuff done, it's what forms the community bonds that are so lacking in so many other mmos.

If you really, actually want your account back then stop posting, wait a month and post a new petition apologizing for your behaviour and kindly requesting your account to be unbanned. Spend the month reflecting on how treating people respectfully could improve your social interactions not just in EQ and on forums, but in your regular day to day life as well.

[Jayand]

I think at one point yesterday while he was arguing in the petition forum I thought to myself "god damn, this guy has to be a troll, he must not actually care and is just sitting at his keyboard making himself laugh....somehow"

Then I realized no... OP is just socially handicapped, and really doesn't think he did anything wrong.

Socially handicapped? How could you even tell that by reading text off of a screen? Do you know me personally? No, you do not.

I admitted to doing something wrong. How could I "really" not think I didn't do anything wrong when I admitted my faults?

[mcy]

No, I eat pussy. You eat dick. Do you have a point to make?

You are either Korean or a self entitled instant gratification craving lying little brat. This is the only pussy you would be eating brah, no woman is gonna put up with this attitude.

[Porcoa]

I said don't say anything to the staff, as a warning to other players. I didn't name any GM until they got their noses into this thread and called me out by posting all of my PRIVATE thread.

Get a clue please.

I'm pissed because my account was banned for text in a private forum. One fucking sentence no doubt. Then the ban was extended because I am impatient and didn't want to wait forever for a response. I made mistakes in my life, but I don't deserve a permanent ban especially considering I've never had a run in with any of the staff in the past.

But I guess no one sees it that way.

You just keep digging yourself deeper. I bet if you never started this thread and sent a message to the GMs saying "I'm sorry I was impatient and was acting like a dick, can you forgive me and un-ban my account?" and then waited a day or so. You would be un-banned.

[Jayand]

I have a feeling you grew up in a single parent household. A Dad would have smacked this pretentious smug attitude out of you before you had a chance to play p99. Go blame daddy.

My father died when I was 16, then I became the man of the house. I'm tougher than you no doubt. You're just a bitch. You will die that way. You didn't have to grow up at a young age. I did. I understand what life is all about and have for a while now.

So no, I grew up in a two parent household. My father just died when I was a young man. I have this attitude because I understand what it is to earn things. I also understand that this is not deserving of a lifetime ban. That's why I still respond. Because it was, and always will be, a bullshit ban.

[myriverse]

You don't have to. That's why you're stupid. Because you believe things that aren't true, and you don't believe things that are.
Now you have me thinking 12 and your parents really need to take away your toys before you hurt yourself.

Adults just don't react the way you are.

[Tenlaar]

That's why I still respond. Because it was, and always will be, a bullshit ban.

It may have been bullshit before this thread. Now everybody is fine with your ban.

[Jayand]

Hahahahaha

Yes, if I were to talk shit about them I would say much more than the truth.

The truth isn't talking shit. It's the truth. That is why it is called the truth.

The guide banned me because s/he read one sentence and disagreed with it. In a private forum. Was I wrong? Yes. Did I deserve a lifetime ban? No.

[Jayand]

It may have been bullshit before this thread. Now everybody is fine with your ban.

No, this is rants and flames, and off limit forums. You can't be banned from anything you say in this forum.

So, it is still a 100% bullshit ban. Your ignorant opinion is just that.

[Jayand]

Now you have me thinking 12 and your parents really need to take away your toys before you hurt yourself.

Adults just don't react the way you are.

Adults just don't... stop there Mr. Ignorance.

You're trying to say all adults react the same way? Get real. What other types of people do you generalize?

Are all black people athletic?

Are all white people smart?

Are all latin people hard workers?

No.

Are YOU a retard? yes.

Let me ask you this. Have you ever had your account permanently banned for saying one sentence that wasn't that bad in a petition? No. So do not try to relate to how I reacted. Dickface.

[element08]

I just want to thank Jayand for never learning.

[yaaaflow]

Quido who posted earlier in this thread had his accounts permanently banned. Then he waited a couple months, respectfully asked for his accounts to be unbanned, and voila he was back.

[Jayand]

You just keep digging yourself deeper. I bet if you never started this thread and sent a message to the GMs saying "I'm sorry I was impatient and was acting like a dick, can you forgive me and un-ban my account?" and then waited a day or so. You would be un-banned.

You're wrong. I sent that message. I got no response. I waited fucking seven hours from making that sincere post of mine to creating this thread.

I will never be unbanned because the GMs don't want me unbanned. If they wanted to unban me, they would've made a sincere response to me, either in a private message or in the original thread I started in the petition forum. Eumonia was nice. Zade was nice. Ambrotos was nice. However, none of them gave me any specific time frame on when the ban would be lifted. Nothing was ever said to me specifically about when the ban was going to be lifted, or if it was going to be lifted at all.

I didn't just start in rants and flames. I had an outburst, but I calmed down and waited all day for a legitimate response after making my apology thread in the petition forum. I was never given the time of day. Then today I log in and Sirken and Derubael are all over this thread, but still have yet to send me any type of message about my account. So yes, my account will never be unbanned, and it wouldn't have been unbanned even if I didn't start this thread last night. And I started it as a warning to other people, hence the subject.

[Jayand]

Quido who posted earlier in this thread had his accounts permanently banned. Then he waited a couple months, respectfully asked for his accounts to be unbanned, and voila he was back.

Why was his account banned? For text or for cheating? And I respectfully asked for an answer, not to have my account back, just for a timeframe. I couldn't even get that.

[Twowordz]

Great read! A+

[Jayand]

What you guys fail to understand is the only reason I went off is because I wasn't deserving of a ban in the first place. I fucked up. I said "you only res your friends" after I had died for the second time to a ddos attack. After I had come home from work. I was stressed, and I took out my frustration on the wrong person. However, I did it privately, not publicly. I don't deserve to never be able to have access to my account again just because of that. I never wanted it to get to this point either, I just wanted to play Everquest here.

[Frogie305]

Dear OP, if u think the server sucks or the staff is corrupt, then go play somewhere else. its really that simple.

but ok pal, lets look at your petition thread since u wanna make it public, and see why you got banned. hopefully this will serve as an example to others as how to not get banned for being dumb. and for future reference, when you make a petition thread, sit there with your mouth closed and wait for a staff member, do NOT spam it up with replies every 5 minutes for all fucking day long. u post in the petition forum to bump once a day, not every 5 minutes. BUT if you do it every 5 minutes, why on earth would u think itd be wise to insult the staff? sitting there like, "OH i bet if i call this guide a power tripping faggot, then he'll help me" wtf pal?


this will feel like chat logs, but they are message board posts.






9:07 You: My account is banned. What is the reason? You guys could at least send a PM or something, how lame are the people who are the so called "guides?"

9:13 You: How can you ban someone without telling them why or for how long? No respect.

9:18 You: I know if I were handing out bans, which I never would because I am not super lame, I would at least have the courtesy to inform the person of why their account was banned and for how long. I guess some people just don't care about anyone other than themselves.

9:21 You: Hurry up already. This shit should have been handled when the account was banned.

9:24 You: I have no problem posting. I will post until this issue is resolved. So hurry up if you don't want more meaningless posts added to this thread.

9:28 You: It's bad enough that my account is even banned, since I literally did nothing wrong in game ever. I've been trained, I've had people do all kinds of shit to me, I didn't even petition them. What the fuck could I have possibly done to deserve a ban?

9:31 You: And what is a "stored message?" Better yet, where is stored? In my ass? I can't seem to find any "stored message."

9:34 You: 30 minutes later...

9:39 Guide Eunomia: Hello Cukshaik, How may I be of assistance?

9:59 You: The reason I made the petition is because during a previous ddos attack that occured during off hours, like noon EST, Derubael was online and couldn't even respond to me petitioning for a res or corpse retrieval as my corpse was lost due to a ddos attack. He is useless, and makes all of you guides look bad. I didn't mean to offend you personally, sorry that I did. I apologize for saying what I said, but when it pertains to Derubael, it is true. One rotten apple spoils the bunch, or something like that. You are a good person, but he is not.

10:02 You: So umm, is my account banned forever? For a week? For a day? For an hour? Please enlighten me so I can stop wasting your time.

10:05 You: And did you really ban me for saying you only res your friends? I mean god damn, grow up. Unban my account if that's the only thing you banned me for.

10:07 You: How long is this account banned for? It would have taken a lot less keystrokes to simply answer that question. I got some Bengay for you if you answer.

10:09 You: Derubael was too busy to respond? Last time I checked, that's his "job"

10:10 You: It's so hard to get the most basic information. How long is my account banned? The sooner I know the sooner I stop posting in this ridiculous forum.

10:23 You: Guess I have to keep making these bullshit nonsense posts, since making legitimate ones doesn't get me anywhere. Same shit, different day. Sorry for not kissing your ass, now please tell me why my account got banned. And for how long.

10:26 You: Do you want me to fill this forum with bullshit? I don't want to, I just want to know why my account got banned.

10:31 You: Another useless guide huh... Derubael and this one. I don't answer questions, I just get offended by them! Do your job. I hate this 2014 state of mind. Everyone thinks their entitled. Do your job. No one forced you to take that job. You love Everquest? Me too. But you deny me the answer to the simplest of questions. Why do you deny me? Because you took a petition to heart. That's ridiculous. You need to grow up.

10:32 You: I demand an apology! But when I get it, I'm still gonna whine about your petition and then not answer your question! I don't care about the res, I understand that you GMs don't either. So please inform me why my account is banned and for how long and I will move on. Until then I am posting in this forum. A lot.

10:35 You: Surprise surprise! Still no answer. I got a response, about an hour ago, but no answer. You love Everquest huh? Well you hate this person who also loves Everquest. SO what do you really love? Yourself?

10:38 You: Is there anyone that can even answer this question? Or is it like the magic 8 ball?

10:43 You: Guess I should start a new thread.



and then it goes on for about 3 more pages before u get your self banned, start this new forum account, and continue...

3:42 You: I am only posting this because I am under the assumption that no one is reading my posts as Cukshaik. I was out of line last night when I petitioned and all of today with my tantrum like rants. Understand I only did this because of how hurt I truly was over my account being banned. I really enjoy playing this game, and starting over just doesn't feel right. Anyway, I'd like to apologize to Derubael mostly, and to everyone else who's time I wasted. I hope you guys can consider lifting the ban on my account even after all the nonsense I spewed earlier.

9 hrs later...

You: On second thought, you guys win. I'm done begging. I'm done with Project 1999. I hope you are all happy. You guys broke my heart, really. This game was the one game I actually enjoyed playing. If you guys have a conscience you will have to live with this.
Good luck in the future.
Holy fuck, This dude sounds like Minyin !!

[Derubael]

Jayand. You didn't earn your ban for one sentence. It was for shitting up our petition forum and talking shit about the entire staff in your thread. The ban Eunomia initially gave you would have likely been lifted that same day if you hadn't shot yourself in the foot. I'm still not sure what is wrong with your brain that you aren't making this connection.

9:07 You: My account is banned. What is the reason? You guys could at least send a PM or something, how lame are the people who are the so called "guides?"

This is a bad way to start a petition.

9:59 You: The reason I made the petition is because during a previous ddos attack that occured during off hours, like noon EST, Derubael was online and couldn't even respond to me petitioning for a res or corpse retrieval as my corpse was lost due to a ddos attack. He is useless, and makes all of you guides look bad. I didn't mean to offend you personally, sorry that I did. I apologize for saying what I said, but when it pertains to Derubael, it is true. One rotten apple spoils the bunch, or something like that. You are a good person, but he is not.

10:31 You: Another useless guide (Eunomia) huh... Derubael and this one. I don't answer questions, I just get offended by them! Do your job. I hate this 2014 state of mind. Everyone thinks their entitled. Do your job. No one forced you to take that job. You love Everquest? Me too. But you deny me the answer to the simplest of questions. Why do you deny me? Because you took a petition to heart. That's ridiculous. You need to grow up.

I know right, all these entitled fucking people drive me crazy too. I didn't even read that the first time around. A+.

[Lammy]

.I waited fucking seven hours from making that sincere post of mine to creating this thread.


Volunteer GMs no longer allowed a full nights sleep

[Frogie305]

What you guys fail to understand is the only reason I went off is because I wasn't deserving of a ban in the first place. I fucked up. I said "you only res your friends" after I had died for the second time to a ddos attack. After I had come home from work. I was stressed, and I took out my frustration on the wrong person. However, I did it privately, not publicly. I don't deserve to never be able to have access to my account again just because of that. I never wanted it to get to this point either, I just wanted to play Everquest here.

Let me point you to this http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3278 ....

Then let me redirect you to this. http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=131433

[yaaaflow]

What you guys fail to understand is the only reason I went off is because I wasn't deserving of a ban in the first place. I fucked up. I said "you only res your friends" after I had died for the second time to a ddos attack. After I had come home from work. I was stressed, and I took out my frustration on the wrong person. However, I did it privately, not publicly. I don't deserve to never be able to have access to my account again just because of that. I never wanted it to get to this point either, I just wanted to play Everquest here.

Take the loads of free time you now have to reflect on how to avoid these situations I the future.

(The answer is don't be a jerk.)

[Jayand]

Jayand. You didn't earn your ban for one sentence. It was for shitting up our petition forum and talking shit about the entire staff in your thread. The ban Eunomia initially gave you would have likely been lifted that same day if you hadn't shot yourself in the foot. I'm still not sure what is wrong with your brain that you aren't making this connection.



This is a bad way to start a petition.





I know right, all these entitled fucking people drive me crazy too. I didn't even read that the first time around. A+.

I was banned for one sentence. Therefore, I earned that ban with one sentence. That ban has yet to be lifted, so yes Derubael, I earned my ban with one sentence. That's a fact. I did not talk shit about the entire staff either. I talked about you and Eumonia, and I was wrong for doing so. I was upset due to the fact that my account was banned and I wasn't told why or for how long. I admitted that. This is nothing new. This is yesterday's news. I don't understand how you don't understand that.

That's a bad way to start a petition? The word lame is the worst word in the world apparently. I was mad. I made a mistake. I'm a human.

You didn't read that the first time around? Just like you didn't read my tells or petitions when my corpse was lost and you were in Nurga. I have this thing called a memory, even if you don't.

Either way my account was banned by Eumonia for one sentence. It was not lifted because of what I said,but it was initially banned for one sentence. You even said it yourself.

[Jayand]

Volunteer GMs no longer allowed a full nights sleep


Those seven hours were from 6pm EST to 1am EST. That's not when most people are trying to obtain a full night's sleep. And GMs were actually online for the whole duration of those seven hours.

[Jayand]

Take the loads of free time you now have to reflect on how to avoid these situations I the future.

(The answer is don't be a jerk.)

People always say this nonsense...

I can't change me. Do you run around telling gay people to think about their mistakes and to try and not be gay? No, because that is how their brains are wired.

My brain is wired this way. I'm an asshole with no patience. That's the hand I was dealt.

[Porcoa]

I was banned for one sentence. Therefore, I earned that ban with one sentence. That ban has yet to be lifted, so yes Derubael, I earned my ban with one sentence. That's a fact. I did not talk shit about the entire staff either. I talked about you and Eumonia, and I was wrong for doing so. I was upset due to the fact that my account was banned and I wasn't told why or for how long. I admitted that. This is nothing new. This is yesterday's news. I don't understand how you don't understand that.

That's a bad way to start a petition? The word lame is the worst word in the world apparently. I was mad. I made a mistake. I'm a human.

You didn't read that the first time around? Just like you didn't read my tells or petitions when my corpse was lost and you were in Nurga. I have this thing called a memory, even if you don't.

Either way my account was banned by Eumonia for one sentence. It was not lifted because of what I said,but it was initially banned for one sentence. You even said it yourself.

Still no "sorry" and belittles the GMs further.

[Jayand]

Let me point you to this http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3278 ....

Then let me redirect you to this. http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=131433

It also says you may not make tasteless RL attacks. In my opinion, several of the RL attacks made against me have been tasteless.

Anyway, rules are made to be broken. That's how you learn. This is my first time breaking the rules, but I won't be able to learn if I'm just banned permanently, which is the case. I was told that my account was permanently banned by more than one member of the staff, then I made this thread. People will claim this thread is the reason, but it's not. The reason I made this thread is because my account was banned permanently, and I wanted to let others know that they shouldn't make the "mistake" of expressing your own opinion.

[reborn649]

My brain is wired this way. I'm an asshole with no patience. That's the hand I was dealt.

http://img.pandawhale.com/84010-and-the-truth-shall-set-you-fr-1mqE.gif

[Jayand]

Still no "sorry" and belittles the GMs further.

I apologized several times in the petition forums. Can you not read? I've already said this. I apologized, it got me no where. It got me nothing. So why I would keep begging and kissing ass when it did nothing at all in the first place? I won't do that, I'm not a bitch.

[Jayand]

http://img.pandawhale.com/84010-and-the-truth-shall-set-you-fr-1mqE.gif

Quote the whole post dickface. Not just the part you can take out of context. Lame ass people...

[Lune]

http://i.imgur.com/gh88xCq.gif

[Sirken]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Rc8k_D3yYoE/Tw4IyOKMysI/AAAAAAAAAls/awgasVzJMfA/s320/Stephen-Colbert-Popcorn.gif

[Jayand]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Rc8k_D3yYoE/Tw4IyOKMysI/AAAAAAAAAls/awgasVzJMfA/s320/Stephen-Colbert-Popcorn.gif

Yup, I am entertaining. People like me. I don't have to have a position of authority to have friends. Are you jealous?

[fizban]

meh me and butthead said the same bullshit but he closed the thread

[Jayand]

meh me and butthead said the same bullshit but he closed the thread

I know, I used the quote from that thread in the petition forum. Where Sirken lied about people "not getting banned for stating their mind."

[Nune]

Yup, I am entertaining. People like me. I don't have to have a position of authority to have friends. Are you jealous?

Why would anyone be jealous of you? We still have our characters

[Jayand]

Why would anyone be jealous of you? We still have our characters

Because of my ability to entertain people with ease. Characters can be bought. What I have cannot.

[myriverse]

People always say this nonsense...

I can't change me. Do you run around telling gay people to think about their mistakes and to try and not be gay? No, because that is how their brains are wired.

My brain is wired this way. I'm an asshole with no patience. That's the hand I was dealt.
Assholes can be taught not to be assholes.

Unless they are insane assholes.

[Jayand]

Assholes can be taught not to be assholes.

Unless they are insane assholes.

That's not how the human brain works. Sorry, but you are wrong.

[Kagatob]

Yup, I am entertaining.
The same way a train wreck is.
People like me.
No. Not a single one. You've proved that in the McNeal thread.
I don't have to have a position of authority to have friends. Are you jealous?
You don't have friends. Where did you even get that idea from?

[element08]

Because of my ability to entertain people with ease. Characters can be bought. What I have cannot.

any idiot can go run around in traffic, people are going to watch but it doesn't make you special, just an idiot.

[Jayand]

The same way a train wreck is.

No. Not a single one. You've proved that in the McNeal thread.

You don't have friends. Where did you even get that idea from?

You find a train wreck to be entertaining? You're sick.

Yes, people do like me. People who know me. Not some morons from a forum online.

I have friends. Real friends that I meet with face to face. Not people I skype with that I met online.

[Kagatob]

People always say this nonsense...

I can't change me. Do you run around telling gay people to think about their mistakes and to try and not be gay? No, because that is how their brains are wired.

My brain is wired this way. I'm an asshole with no patience. That's the hand I was dealt.

That's not how the human brain works. Sorry, but you are wrong.

That's not how society works. Now please go get yourself locked up before you decide to shoot up a school or a mall or something.

[Jayand]

any idiot can go run around in traffic, people are going to watch but it doesn't make you special, just an idiot.

Except I'm not running around in traffic. If you have nothing to say, you don't have to respond.

I got banned for saying one sentence in a private forum. My ban was then extended because of posts I made in a private forum. How the fuck does that relate at all to a person asking to be killed by running around in traffic? This is a video game, where I can rebuild a character that was stolen from me. I couldn't rebuild my body if it were smashed into a million pieces.

[Kagatob]

You find a train wreck to be entertaining? You're sick.

Yes, people do like me. People who know me. Not some morons from a forum online.

I have friends. Real friends that I meet with face to face. Not people I skype with that I met online.

To quote another dirtbag that nobody liked but also thought he was some beloved piece of gold.

Prove it.

[Jayand]

That's not how society works. Now please go get yourself locked up before you decide to shoot up a school or a mall or something.

Another retard who claims I am going to shoot a school or a mall. How stupid can you be? In case you didn't notice, the thought about shooting up a school came to your mind, not to mine. I didn't think of that retarded shit, because I am not a psychopath. I'm just upset that I was banned for saying words that weren't even that bad.

[Jayand]

To quote another dirtbag that nobody liked but also thought he was some beloved piece of gold.

Some beloved piece of gold? For having friends? You're ignorant.

[Kagatob]

To quote another dirtbag that nobody liked but also thought he was some beloved piece of gold.
You know what, I take that back. Eccezan liked Alarti. Also someone else would suck his dick once in a while too. Hey look, you're less liked than Alarti. Congrats! :D
Except I'm not running around in traffic. If you have nothing to say, you don't have to respond.

I got banned for saying one sentence in a private forum. My ban was then extended because of posts I made in a private forum. How the fuck does that relate at all to a person asking to be killed by running around in traffic? This is a video game, where I can rebuild a character that was stolen from me. I couldn't rebuild my body if it were smashed into a million pieces.

All of the autism.

[Jayand]

You know what, I take that back. Eccezan liked Alarti. Also someone else would suck his dick once in a while too. Hey look, you're less liked than Alarti. Congrats! :D


All of the autism.

I have friends in real life, I don't need to lie and be someone else in order to make friends in some forum online.

[reborn649]

I have friends in real life, I don't need to lie and be someone else in order to make friends in some forum online.

Guy banned from doing anything, talks about RL friends, still trolling forums on a Saturday afternoon.

WIN

[Kagatob]

http://images.sussexpublishers.netdna-cdn.com/article-inline-half/blogs/106553/2013/11/137593-137823.jpg

[Jayand]

Guy banned from doing anything, talks about RL friends, still trolling forums on a Saturday afternoon.

WIN

That first sentence made no sense.

Yes, I am on a forum on a Saturday afternoon. So are you, hypocrite. I work tonight. I work evenings. My Saturday is like your Tuesday. And my before work is like your after work, if you even go to work.

LOSE.

[Sidelle]

9:39 Guide Eunomia: Hello Cukshaik, How may I be of assistance?

Laughter makes reading past ^this damned near impossible. Thread delivers early but has lots more lol potential.

[Porcoa]

That first sentence made no sense.

Yes, I am on a forum on a Saturday afternoon. So are you, hypocrite. I work tonight. I work evenings. My Saturday is like your Tuesday. And my before work is like your after work, if you even go to work.

LOSE.

I'm pretty sure you lost. Your account that is.

[Kagatob]

For someone who talks about context you really didn't understand his...

It's Saturday.

You're the guy bragging about all of your friends.

It's Saturday.

You're posting here.

Math.

[Asap]

It was funny at first, now it's just extremely sad. I hope that this is an elaborate troll, because if not, this guy might be the most sociopathic person I have ever seen

[reborn649]

That first sentence made no sense.

Yes, I am on a forum on a Saturday afternoon. So are you, hypocrite. I work tonight. I work evenings. My Saturday is like your Tuesday. And my before work is like your after work, if you even go to work.

LOSE.

I am not banned though = WIN
I am at work getting paid to read this thread = WIN

On second thought, stick around...this keeps getting better and better.

[Jayand]

I'm pretty sure you lost. Your account that is.

I'm pretty sure everyone loses their account whenever the plug is pulled anyway. Is that too real for you? Keep talking that shit, you'll get what you deserve. Hope you lose your spouse, piece of shit. Is that real enough for you?

[Jayand]

I am not banned though = WIN
I am at work getting paid to read this thread = WIN

On second thought, stick around...this keeps getting better and better.

Yes dumbass, I entertain the masses. This is called common sense. I don't know why it's called common sense, the common person doesn't possess it.

I am entertaining. You are not. You are also a dumb person. That's why you're easily entertained.

It is not hard to amuse a retard.

[Porcoa]

I'm pretty sure everyone loses their account whenever the plug is pulled anyway. Is that too real for you? Keep talking that shit, you'll get what you deserve. Hope you lose your spouse, piece of shit. Is that real enough for you?

My highest character is a level 20 enchanter and i'm currently single.

[JackFlash]

Thread delivers. OP raging hard.

[Kagatob]

I'm pretty sure everyone loses their account whenever the plug is pulled anyway. Is that too real for you? Keep talking that shit, you'll get what you deserve. Hope you lose your spouse, piece of shit. Is that real enough for you?

Says the guy who isn't mad.

[Jayand]

It was funny at first, now it's just extremely sad. I hope that this is an elaborate troll, because if not, this guy might be the most sociopathic person I have ever seen

Except you've never seen me. Fool.

It's amazing how truly stupid the average human being is. Everyone repeats what the other guy said. I'm not a psychopath, or a sociopath. I'm just a person who was wrongly banned. I'm also different than you. That doesn't make me a sociopath. It just makes me not brainwashed like the rest of you.

[Jayand]

Says the guy who isn't mad.

At least I have a reason to post here. You just do it because this is your life.

[Jayand]

Thread delivers. OP raging hard.

Another retard who uses the word rage or any variance of it. Do you know what rage is? Because typing on a keyboard is not rage, you fucking imbecile.

[reborn649]

It is not hard to amuse a retard.

Not hard to find a reason to ban one either...

[Jayand]

For someone who talks about context you really didn't understand his...

It's Saturday.

You're the guy bragging about all of your friends.

It's Saturday.

You're posting here.

Math.

I'm not bragging, I'm defending myself against your false claims.

Saturday is just a day. It's not different than Monday. Some people work on this day, some people don't. You're an idiot, please keep proving it.

[Kagatob]

Still triple posting up a storm.

[Jayand]

Not hard to find a reason to ban one either...

There was no reason to ban me. Maybe suspend me, but not ban.

[Jayand]

Still triple posting up a storm.

And you're still saying the same fucking thing. You were an idiot for saying it then, you're an idiot for saying it now. You'll be an idiot when you say it tomorrow too.

[Porcoa]

There was no reason to ban me. Maybe suspend me, but not ban.

It probably was a suspension until you started all this shit.

[Jayand]

It probably was a suspension until you started all this shit.

This was the first time this had happened to me. This is not a legit server, so I had no idea how to go about getting information so I went a little overboard with the posts. That doesn't change the fact however that I was ignored by the staff and never told why my account was banned. I was just made fun of by one member of the staff and lied to, unintentionally, by another member of the staff.

[Sidelle]

Another retard who uses the word rage or any variance of it. Do you know what rage is? Because typing on a keyboard is not rage, you fucking imbecile.

http://gifs.gifbin.com/150g667098.gif

[Kebtik]

After all this do you really think they would unban you?

[Lammy]

Guy banned from doing anything, talks about RL friends, still trolling forums on a Saturday afternoon.

WIN

OP

http://i.imgur.com/HPVRBAy.jpg

[Jayand]

http://gifs.gifbin.com/150g667098.gif

You didn't discredit anything. Nice try though. That old ass animation. I knew a guy Silverblood who used to use that. Always thought it was stupid.

[Jayand]

OP

http://i.imgur.com/HPVRBAy.jpg

Why did you post a picture of your lover?

[Sidelle]

You didn't discredit anything. Nice try though. That old ass animation. I knew a guy Silverblood who used to use that. Always thought it was stupid.

You "knew" a guy named Silverblood. Did you kill him or something?

[Kagatob]

And you're still saying the same fucking thing. You were an idiot for saying it then, you're an idiot for saying it now. You'll be an idiot when you say it tomorrow too.

Now you are insulting someone for observing basic facts. Keep it up buddy, you're well on the road to redeeming yourself here.

[Frogie305]

Yup, I am entertaining. People like me. I don't have to have a position of authority to have friends. Are you jealous?

http://i.imgur.com/vYntsSA.gif

[Tenlaar]

Do you run around telling gay people to think about their mistakes and to try and not be gay?

I think we should take a few posts to reflect on how this guy thinks that being gay and being a douchebag are the same thing.

[JackFlash]

I'm still looking for the other threads you made popular.

[Sidelle]

This thread being monitored by research physicians in the hopes of unlocking the mysteries of autism.

[Frogie305]

Another moron who doesn't say anything, but thinks he "responded." Why do I attract so many retards?

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQIt1ja0f_xmsXee6CfBmw6-WFQRcYj8plGUwI0o05JjrWpnoSk

Hey want to play some Everquest? ... Oo wait....

[Kagatob]

There is no road to redemption. I tried apologizing.
Stop right there... That's not an apology. That's not even close to an apology. That was a sarcastic impatient insult that used words similar to what would normally be an apology. Not only that but you blew the fuck up within 10 minutes of not getting a response. Some people wait days or weeks to get a response in the petition forums, get used to it, it's a volunteer staff. You aren't special, you're shit and you've proven it time and time again in this thread.
I post a little quality. That's why my threads blow up, and yours are shit.
There have been 5 threads with my user name on the title posted by others in the past 3 months alone. They've all done marathons. Please try again. :)
Tell me again, did I double or triple post? Fag.
Double :)
Also me? Confirmed hetero, not that there's anything wrong with that anyway.
You? re-confirmed mad, and there's definately something wrong with the way you are going about that.

Another big difference between you and I is that I can actually put down the thread for an hour or two because I have better things to be doing.

For example...

[Sidelle]

Yeah, they'll find the answer here.

[element08]

I'm playing right now. Just not on that account. Got any other ideas?

What's your character's name?

[Eunomia]

I'm locking this thread.

I would ask you all to stop posting as a kindness to me, but I don't see that as an option.