Come play MEAT SPIN today!

[Portasaurus]

MEAT GAMBLING has made it to project 1999!

Introducing *MEAT SPIN* ... the latest, greatest protein-wagering craze to hit Norrath!

An fun and easy game to learn and play! Do something fun with those extra meats laying around in your bank!

[STEP 1]
Bet 1 meat of any kind!

[STEP 2]
/ran 10

If you roll 0-5, I get your meat. :eek:

If you roll 6-10, you win a delicious meal-version of whatever meat you bet! :D

Now available at Greengrocer in EC Tunnel!

http://s29.postimg.org/spxyhim77/fsdfsd.jpg

Actual customer reviews:
"Hah this is actually kind of fun" -Smallpoxx
"arg, I suck at this" -Hagnon
":O awesumzzzz!" -Nuktari

[Portasaurus]

Greengrocer's *ALL-MEAT CASINO* is NOW OPEN!

We're at the boxpile by Mr. Swashbuckler!

Stop by tonight, get your meat-gamble on, and "raise the steaks!"

[JackFlash]

A+ Service. Will try tonight.

[Hoodwink]

i lost my life savings of meat at the meat casino

but would i go back? probably


http://i.imgur.com/9Zq12Zu.png

[Portasaurus]

Greengrocer's ALL-MEAT CASINO is NOW OPEN and taking your meat bets now, live in EC Tunnel!

Stop by today and let your wildest meat fantasies become reality!

[Krazl]

Made a few quick gifs, I know how p99 loves gifs.

http://i.imgur.com/Y0MiEU2.gif

http://i.imgur.com/2gpjyxC.gif

[Portasaurus]

Now open and taking meat bets! Also accepting meat Superbowl bets.

[Portasaurus]

Greengrocer's ALL-FOOD CASINO is NOW TAKING MEAT AND VEGETABLE BETS!

Sorry, CHUNK OF MEAT not accepted.

[Portasaurus]

I went to the internet and typed in "meat casino" and this was the first thing that came up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhEGO7IT1Dg

I am very pleased about this. I would love to take credit for this, but I cannot.

http://s27.postimg.org/sirlf4qcj/meatacsino.jpg

[Cecily]

Meat spin sounds fascinating. Is there anywhere on the internet I could go to learn more?

[Portasaurus]

Meat spin sounds fascinating. Is there anywhere on the internet I could go to learn more?

I don't think so. The term was invented specifically for this EC Tunnel game. Sorry I can't be more helpful.

[Portasaurus]

Greengrocer's MEAT and VEGETABLE CASINO is NOW OPEN and taking meat/veggie bets!

[Skass]

its poizoned

[Portasaurus]

http://s17.postimg.org/o7izqytcf/horsemeat.png

[MaksimMazor]

Dad's BBQ Brisket

[Portasaurus]

Greengrocer's ALL-FOOD Casino is now open and taking both MEAT* & VEGGIE bets!

Find us in the back of the EC Tunnel near that shady, swashbuckler-lookin dude

*Chunk of Meat not accepted. (Sorry!)

Special thanks goes out to the internet for this outcome of marrying "Meat" and "Gambling" in a search engine: http://www.stinegametables.com/featured-meatloaf2.html

http://s10.postimg.org/7wjiu4rx5/meatloafpokertable.jpg

Greengrocer
204 Shady Ln.
EC Tunnel
East Commonlands, Antonica

[Portasaurus]

NOW OPEN AND TAKING MEAT AND VEGGIE BETS!

[Portasaurus]

Meat Casino OPEN

[Portasaurus]

Greengrocer's MEAT AND VEGGIE CASINO is OPEN AND TAKING MEAT AND VEGGIE BETS!

[Portasaurus]

Streaming YOUR MEAT SPINS *LIVE* this lovely Sunday on http://www.twitch.tv/portasaurus

[Portasaurus]

Streaming meat bets LIVE right now @ Greengrocer

http://www.twitch.tv/portasaurus

http://onmilwaukee.com/images/articles/re/redmeatmarket/redmeatmarket_fullsize_story1.jpg

[Portasaurus]

Well, just learned that this guy is going to basically be the end of meat spin: http://wiki.project1999.com/Mordin_Frostcleaver

Thanks for playing everyone, but mostly THANKS, OBAMA!

yea yea, qq post about how it's dumb to have this much craft ingredient all of the sudden become infinitely vendor purchase-able (completely worthless).

Maybe this will have to become the wheel of seafood... I don't know. Accepting suggestions...

[Portasaurus]

Velious is not here = MEAT SPIN CONTINUES!

Live streaming meat bets now @ http://www.twitch.tv/portasaurus !!

[Vilkata]

This has to be the most exciting thing to hit P99 in ages. Think my druid has boar carp in his bank.

[Portasaurus]

STEP RIGHT UP and try your luck with Norrath's latest meat gambling craze: MEAL OF FORTUNE!

Tonight only: Operating from the treetops of Kelethin! (next to the bank)

Swing by and say hi: http://twitch.tv/portasaurus

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