Do girls Poop?

[Lron]

I have never dated a girl that pooped, so im 100% sure hot girls dont poop...but what about normal looking or ugly girls? Do they poop? If they do, im never having sex with one of those animals.

[khanable]

bro if you can't handle them at their worst you don't deserve them at their best or something

[Raavak]

My ex had colitis. Yes, she pooped blood and it stank worse than me in the bathroom than after me.

[arsenalpow]

I have never dated a girl.

Adjusted for accuracy

[Rellapse36]

I poop like once a week

[quido]

You and Nizzler - why do clerics poop so little? Are you all opiate addicts?

[HydroPonics]

Some of world's most retarded questions have been asked on this forum.

[arsenalpow]

You and Nizzler - why do clerics poop so little? Are you all opiate addicts?

That's a fair point. Bowel movements should be an almost daily occurrence. Get off the bloomin onion and double cheeseburgers and get some fiber in your life.

[Asap]

I've seen my wife give birth twice, a little poop ain't nothing man

[FoxxHound]

I've seen my wife give birth twice, a little poop ain't nothing man

You two eat the placenta?

[Asap]

You two eat the placenta?

Actually, we took it to this specialist who dried it out, pulverized it into powder, and packaged it into about 100 capsules. She took like 4 per day, supposed to help with postpartum depression and uterus contraction.

[Sarajo]

Why did this need a forum topic? This is the information age. A simple google image search provides hundreds of thousands of stool samples of human females (https://www.google.com/search?q=easter+eggs&client=firefox-a&hs=ZuF&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&channel=np&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=gHDqUv7QG-PSyAHYioHYAw&ved=0CE8QsAQ&biw=1366&bih=640#channel=np&q=pink+fabrege+egg&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&tbm=isch) in less than a second.

[myriverse]

If your girlfriend ain't pooping, then you must have punctured her. Buy a new one.

[Tecmos Deception]

I've seen my wife give birth twice, a little poop ain't nothing man

Smells the same as when I field dress a deer, too. Good times!

[mgellan]

I've seen my wife give birth twice, a little poop ain't nothing man

OMFG this x2 for me also.

Delivery room moment: "Oh, you need to cut the umbilical Dad!" "FUCK, this is like GARDEN HOSE!!!!"

Regards,
Mg

[Dr. Edge]

I poop like once a week

You need more fruits and vegetables, make some green juice or a green smoothie

[FoxxHound]

Actually, we took it to this specialist who dried it out, pulverized it into powder, and packaged it into about 100 capsules. She took like 4 per day, supposed to help with postpartum depression and uterus contraction.

Yeah I was thinking of doing that if I ever have a child.

[Sirken]

I have never dated a girl that pooped, so im 100% sure hot girls dont poop...

real girls poop buddy,

those dolls under your bed dont count as "hot girls"










(sorry, couldn't resist <3)

[hatelore]

If your girlfriend ain't pooping, then you must have punctured her. Buy a new one.

Lol, best quote in this thread right here^

[hatelore]

OMFG this x2 for me also.

Delivery room moment: "Oh, you need to cut the umbilical Dad!" "FUCK, this is like GARDEN HOSE!!!!"

Regards,
Mg

Haha I thought it was awesome, I was doctor number 2 for all 3 of my kids. I helped deliver all 3, as in actually helping pull them out and cut all 3 cords! Aint gonna lie, all 3 times cold air entered the room causing my eyes to water up! Best memories in my life yo~

[slappytwotoes]

Some of world's most retarded questions have been asked on this forum.

Been a dismal week on RnF. Needs more Stealin

[Dr. Edge]

http://i756.photobucket.com/albums/xx201/vanvideo/arfcom%20stuff/fail-selfies-13_zpsd4c7d79f.jpg

[Thulack]

Some of world's most retarded questions have been asked on this forum by Lron.

Fixed that for ya

[Rogean]

If you have a perfect diet theoretically you should poop very little. Poop is the body's way of getting rid of waste. If you're not eating crap, you don't poop. Almost every food has some waste though, unless your straight up consuming the meal replacements that contain nothing but exactly what you need (I've done this and it reduced pooping down to once or twice a week, and small).

[Rail]

If you vomit after every meal, you never have to poop again!

[Dr. Edge]

If you have a perfect diet theoretically you should poop very little. Poop is the body's way of getting rid of waste. If you're not eating crap, you don't poop. Almost every food has some waste though, unless your straight up consuming the meal replacements that contain nothing but exactly what you need (I've done this and it reduced pooping down to once or twice a week, and small).


this is awful advice for colon health,

eat more fiber, poop more,

pooping is good for your colon health,
use it or lose it

[Jaxon]

What I'm hearing is that everyone but Rogean is full of shit.

[HeallunRumblebelly]

What I'm hearing is that everyone but Rogean is full of shit.

Maybe Rogean is full of shit because he can't let go?

[HeallunRumblebelly]

Sorry, that came out wrong. ...It's all poop jokes!

[Detoxx]

Yall fucked in the head, imo

[Raavak]

I look forward to my daily dump.

[Saidi]

I don't know about pooping, but every woman I know farts rainbows and sharts glitter.

[Zadrian]

does tub girl count?

[Lron]

No girl has chimed in with any empirical evidence so there are 2 different conclusions.

1) No girl will admit to pooping because that sentences her to the reality that she isnt an attractive woman.

or

2) Girls dont poop

These are the only 2 options according to science.

[Splorf22]

If you have a perfect diet theoretically you should poop very little. Poop is the body's way of getting rid of waste. If you're not eating crap, you don't poop. Almost every food has some waste though, unless your straight up consuming the meal replacements that contain nothing but exactly what you need (I've done this and it reduced pooping down to once or twice a week, and small).

This actually isn't too far from the truth. Most people don't know that (aside from water) feces are mostly composed of bacteria. These bacteria can digest certain kinds of fiber and produce short-chain fatty acids which your body can burn for calories. Gorillas actually get like 50% of their calories this way; humans max out at like 5%. Most girls on diets would probably not be amused to know that all of their salads are actually burned as fat in their bodies!

[Bill Tetley]

yes, strawberry ice cream

[thrump]

Absolutely not.

[NextGenesis88]

You might have a fear of assholes, but get a hot enough girl and you'll be inching your way towards it as you squeeze her ass.

[NextGenesis88]

You might have a fear of assholes, but get a hot enough girl and you'll be inching your way towards it as you squeeze her ass while she rides you.

[NextGenesis88]

edit. woops.

[Rellapse36]

I poop like once a week


If you have a perfect diet theoretically you should poop very little. Poop is the body's way of getting rid of waste. If you're not eating crap, you don't poop. Almost every food has some waste though, unless your straight up consuming the meal replacements that contain nothing but exactly what you need (I've done this and it reduced pooping down to once or twice a week, and small).

[Lron]

Girls seem terrified to post in this thread....are we to conclude that certain girls actually do indeed poop?

[Alawen]

Worst things about this thread:

1) Lron
2) Dredge

Only good thing about this thread:

No Kogatob so far.

[Dr. Edge]

I just pooped a J shapped turd

[Ahldagor]

I just pooped a J shapped turd

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-SUd5iRI8A2E/Tqqk6HzQ87I/AAAAAAAAF74/xT-zdM-iWWo/s500/SoStupid.gif

[JayN]

http://poopeegirls.com/

[teija]

http://poopeegirls.com/


/thread

[Rellapse36]

http://www.cakefarter.com/

[Choking Victim]

Girls seem terrified to post in this thread....are we to conclude that certain girls actually do indeed poop?

Girls don't play p99 and if they do they certainly dont read the forums.

[Dr. Edge]

http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/simgad/4315194882335232123

[mitic]

my fuckbuddy is always kind if uncomfortable when iam getin close to her ass region and iam not sure why....

is it because of my huge italian peepee or because she might poop quite often? since she's attractive i tend to believe that it must be the first option.

[Rellapse36]

my fuckbuddy is always kind if uncomfortable when iam getin close to his ass region and iam not sure why....


ftfy

[Fame]

If you vomit after every meal, you never have to poop again!

Finally the truth!

[FoxxHound]

Talking about all of this defecation makes me want to go to my own super bowl~