How to get ports that don't cost anything!

[Dr. Steve Brule]

In East Commonlands and need a port but don't have any money? well have the druid or wizard meet you in Freeport. because there, its a Free Port, ya doofus. For your Platinum.

[phacemeltar]

or just say you will pay them when they prove they wont drop you off in DL, then click disband and type /ignore %T

[Swish]

http://talentegg.ca/incubator/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/When-you-dont-know-when-to-start-talking.gif

[Tongpow]

DL? thats pussy shit, i drop people off in skyfire : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz4yEl06jC8

[Hoodwink]

i get it

[Mac Dretti]

say ur paying but run after u land

[Tongpow]

say ur paying but run after u land

i have like 6 names on ignore because of this.

[Rec]

Who gets more free ports, female character or male characters

[Burrito]

DL? thats pussy shit, i drop people off in skyfire : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz4yEl06jC8

Should just move the Skyfire Evac to the back of your spellbook for the 1-3 odd chance you use it.

I wonder if you could get away with editing the wiki every so often to switch the two spell descriptions just to mess people up.

[Mac Dretti]

I wonder if you could get away with editing the wiki every so often to switch the two spell descriptions just to mess people up.

Lol

[Manticmuse]

hilarious op, a+

[Portasaurus]

more doctor steve brule!!!

[Twainz]

I got some free ports recently. Had like 13pp on me and people seem to just cancel trade if you broke on your toon =(

[Porcoa]

SWEETBERRY WINE!

[Portasaurus]

SWEETBERRY WINE!

BREAD HARRITY! I knew I knew your avatar.. just couldn't place it. /clap

[Porcoa]

BREAD HARRITY! I knew I knew your avatar.. just couldn't place it. /clap

Yea, I'm a Breadhead, what can I say?

btw, I think I poked you the other day in Rivervale.

[webrunner5]

Should just move the Skyfire Evac to the back of your spellbook for the 1-3 odd chance you use it.

I bet I have ported 4,000 people or more on my Druid and used Skyfire port like 3 times. :D

[Portasaurus]

btw, I think I poked you the other day in Rivervale.

I musta been lookin good, real good! good enough for a poke!

[Cecily]

I got some free ports recently. Had like 13pp on me and people seem to just cancel trade if you broke on your toon =(

Lol. I definitely feel bad for people offering me like 5p, so I'm just... ty, but it's free. I appreciate a sincere thank you more than a tip anyways.

[Tecmos Deception]

I bet I have ported 4,000 people or more on my Druid and used Skyfire port like 3 times. :D

At least the druid spot isn't a death trap like the wizard one.

[Spitty]

Why aren't there any boats in North Ro? Cause then they'd be Ro boats, you dingus.

For your health.

[Twainz]

Lol. I definitely feel bad for people offering me like 5p, so I'm just... ty, but it's free. I appreciate a sincere thank you more than a tip anyways.

I feel bad because I have money, I just don't carry it on me. To used to banking all my monies on the red server. One day I will remember to carry some platz!

[Wrench]

i have like 6 names on ignore because of this.

my fav is the guys who shout '200p for wc port' so you go out of your way to grab em, then give you 20p and say 'sorry, i just banked'

[diplo]

/q right before spell lands.

[Cecily]

At least the druid spot isn't a death trap like the wizard one.

It's good for getting to Chardok and VP. Used to be better when Skyfire had it's old succor point. But yeah, wiz portal scares me.

[Duckwalk]

Skyfire better than Tox for assholes?

[Cecily]

You have a small chance to kill them with mobs that'll dispell their sow and eat them. Druid port in is fairly safe, however. Best grief port in game is obviously PoH.

[Origin]

Only read OP. Had to post:

http://i.imgur.com/2Jtqm.jpg

[sox7d]

tryign to do more damage and kill more momsters? just attack the greens, ya dumbo! there all over the land and sea!

[Porcoa]

I musta been lookin good, real good! good enough for a poke!

[Spitty]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln7r3yll6o1qla727o1_400.png

[Jaleth]

I usually help out whenever I can with ports. CR's and lowbies I don't mind porting for free.

However thanks to the advice on this thread about taking off all gear and saying "CR" and taking advantage of wizards and druids, I should just charge for all ports and take plat before the port.

I suppose both parties can play at that game.

[Asap]

I usually help out whenever I can with ports. CR's and lowbies I don't mind porting for free.

However thanks to the advice on this thread about taking off all gear and saying "CR" and taking advantage of wizards and druids, I should just charge for all ports and take plat before the port.

I suppose both parties can play at that game.

I always pay up front before my ports, just in case someone feels like dropping me off in Toxx one day...I don't remember everyone I piss off

[sox7d]

stop complaiming about poopsocking to loot your raidmobsters armors. just taek your computer to hte toilet ya chowderhead.

for your health

[sox7d]

dont ask enchanters for claritins or bruids for sowhats, just believe in yourself. youll get your manna. just be patient already

for your health

[Spitty]

dont ask enchanters for claritins or bruids for sowhats, just believe in yourself. youll get your manna. just be patient already

for your health

Awesome.

[Portasaurus]

didja get too many levi-trate bruffs? and now you feel like you want to vom? Just click that thing off dum dum you can have reggalur gravity!

for your health

[Clark]

I appreciate a sincere thank you more than a tip anyways.

[phacemeltar]

I usually help out whenever I can with ports. CR's and lowbies I don't mind porting for free.

However thanks to the advice on this thread about taking off all gear and saying "CR" and taking advantage of wizards and druids, I should just charge for all ports and take plat before the port.

I suppose both parties can play at that game.

do it, if more people were forced to run places then i think the quality of this server would increase dramatically. thats why i hope everyone can work together to make this a reality.

[Swish]

I got some free ports recently. Had like 13pp on me and people seem to just cancel trade if you broke on your toon =(

I'm not buying it if they're in full cultural armor :p hand over a piece...

[Dakidd4990]

Funny how it works on P99. On my old server on live I played a druid quite a bit and I ported people all the time. I never expected a tip I just did it to help people out. If they happened to tip me I appreciated it but I legitimately didn't go into it expecting to be paid. Seems like 90% of porters on P99 fully expect payment and in some cases even get angry when you don't tip as much as they think you should lol. Had some guy /t me "wtf 10pp?" once. Won't name names but I asked for a port from some guy that was just sitting in EC tun the other day and he replies "100pp" lol. Very very different than my memories of Live :( I probably wouldn't mind so much if I was a veteran player that had 100's of thousands of PP in the bank. I literally have like 500pp on my entire account.

[sox7d]

Funny how it works on P99. On my old server on live I played a druid quite a bit and I ported people all the time. I never expected a tip I just did it to help people out. If they happened to tip me I appreciated it but I legitimately didn't go into it expecting to be paid. Seems like 90% of porters on P99 fully expect payment and in some cases even get angry when you don't tip as much as they think you should lol. Had some guy /t me "wtf 10pp?" once. Won't name names but I asked for a port from some guy that was just sitting in EC tun the other day and he replies "100pp" lol. Very very different than my memories of Live :( I probably wouldn't mind so much if I was a veteran player that had 100's of thousands of PP in the bank. I literally have like 500pp on my entire account.

Depends on what kind of mood we're in. I'll port people and pay them sometimes just for the fuck of it. Other times, it's not worth my time to port someone short of 50-100pp. If I'm a dick for not doing what they want me to, then they're just entitled.

[Jaleth]

I have no expectations of any tip whatsoever. I am very appreciative of anything I receive. I even got 2 bat wings once on top of 10p tip and I thought it was a very thoughtful offer. But it can be true that there are times when druids and wizards don't feel up to porting. But I almost always don't mind helping others when I receive a tell for help, unless in the middle of an experience group.

[Tuljin]

some people tip 10pp, some people tip 100pp. either way the money that trickles in here and there when you're a port class over time really adds up. if you port a nub don't expect a 50pp tip lol.

i am usually /anon just so people don't hit me up for ports, but when i take /anon or /role down its like i'm having wizard office hours - in come the questions and port requests haha. i gotta say though people are generally quite generous with tips can't really complain much.

[Portasaurus]

Good tippers always get a seafood buffet on Portasaurus portlines! Even crappy tippers usually get seafood. In other words: seafood.

But if you can prove to me that you donated real money to Pantheon? ...Well I can't tell you what you'll get because then I'd get banned.

OK I got it out of my system. I'll stop.