Guys who like rimjobs are closet gays

[Lron]

I have an in depth sociological conversation with a few of my female coworkers and my suspicion seems to be true. One of them had an ex bf who always wanted her to give him a rim job, 5 years later after they had been broken up for a few years, he came out as a gay.

The other women said they knew tons of guys who talked about liking this sexual act being performed on them and years later, yep you guessed it, BAM gay.

I know tons of gay men who say the gateway to gay is wanting a rimjob. They all said that this is the moment they knew they didn't need or want a woman, they were just using them to lap up their anus.

Wanting something in your ass is by default a gay desire. Its time for all of you rimjob lovers to stop living a lie and come out of that closet so you can have a fulfilling life.

[Alawen]

Guys who are fascinated by gay guys are closet gays.

[Lron]

Alawen, this does not highlight the fact that im fascinated by gays, im just fascinated by people who are afraid to be gay so it manifests itself in the closeted gay's life in bizarre ways.

[Alawen]

You are obsessed with human sexuality in general and homosexuality in particular. My hypothesis is that you are a virgin.

[Alawen]

Alawen, [...] the fact that im fascinated by gays

[Lron]

alawen - not witty

[Alawen]

Whether or not I am witty is an opinion.

Me regularly inserting my penis into a vagina while yours enter nothing but your hand or underwear is a fact.*

* Use of masturbation paraphernalia, including fresh produce such as melons, does not invalidate the truth of this fact; the paraphernalia is acting as a proxy for your own hand.

[radditsu]

Alawen. Stop being so fucking gay

[Azure]

If your boypussy is not clean enough for a rimjob your doing it wrong.

[Azure]

P.S. I love how Alawen states things. Some people are terrible when they use science/brain speak.

Alawen is a pro at it. Perfect. Succinct. Concise enough for a layman to grasp.

[Freakish]

Nothing turns me on more than when i'm getting a back alley blow and the hooker sticks her finger up my sphincter.

[Zadrian]

It's not gay as long as you yell, "Slayer!"

[CharlesBarkley]

It's not gay as long as you yell, "Slayer!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yy2qUkLJA6Y

[phacemeltar]

he came out as a gay.

i love you

[Gnomersy]

Dat rusty trombone plays the sweetest of music