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radditsu
03-16-2014, 01:36 PM
I really think my bathroom could use a bidet.


Toilet paper is not a good thing right now.

khanable
03-16-2014, 01:37 PM
eat a block of cheese

Fame
03-16-2014, 01:38 PM
http://learnenglishorstarve.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/butt-plug.jpg?w=355&h=260

Tiggles
03-16-2014, 01:39 PM
Drink lots of fluids to stay hydrated diarrhea can kill.

JayN
03-16-2014, 01:43 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Traveler%27s_diarrhea

BigHurb
03-16-2014, 01:54 PM
whoa a tail butt plug? this life just got interesting

Tecmos Deception
03-16-2014, 02:07 PM
Oooohhhhhhh, diarrhea! That makes much more sense. I thought you became a eunuch and rerouted your bladder through your anus or something.

Hailto
03-16-2014, 02:08 PM
Oooohhhhhhh, diarrhea! That makes much more sense. I thought you became a eunuch and rerouted your bladder through your anus or something.

lold

radditsu
03-16-2014, 03:43 PM
Oooohhhhhhh, diarrhea! That makes much more sense. I thought you became a eunuch and rerouted your bladder through your anus or something.

You wish...kinkypants

Tecmos Deception
03-16-2014, 03:54 PM
If you were castrated, you wouldn't be interested anyways!

Strifer
03-16-2014, 04:30 PM
Metamucil

Tasslehofp99
03-16-2014, 05:03 PM
Metamucil

Won't that just open the floodgates further?

HeallunRumblebelly
03-16-2014, 05:42 PM
5 stars.

Fuddwin
03-16-2014, 06:10 PM
Poor Radditsu (Sa wa dee)

Sidelle
03-16-2014, 06:32 PM
http://anticache.img0.joyreactor.com/pics/post/comics-nyan-cat-memes-gafcomics-711091.jpeg

Get well soon.

radditsu
03-16-2014, 07:11 PM
Looks like I have turned a corner. The last 3 times have only been gas expulsion.


We may get out of this yet guys. Hang together.

element08
03-16-2014, 08:07 PM
please keep us updated on the size and consistency of your bowel movements

here, this may help

http://img.medscape.com/article/743/226/743226-fig2.jpg

radditsu
03-16-2014, 08:32 PM
type 6 for the first few hours,


type 7 for the rest of day 1


type 6 after I ate some chocolate cake


the rest has been gas.

element08
03-16-2014, 08:34 PM
hmm chocolate cake, yes

*updates rnf.txt*

Bardalicious
03-16-2014, 08:37 PM
http://d74bwl3dcueqd.cloudfront.net/images/guide/bd6c8d53114f4196adf785affbb0d7f8/315x500_ac.jpg

Gaffin 7.0
03-16-2014, 08:47 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0aedNpZeOw

Funkutron5000
03-16-2014, 11:40 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLKnCeeAW48

JayN
03-17-2014, 12:33 AM
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTNHOAOUgovhjWM48mFDSjl4kdzfowXz fwfxJZPu7Z4tz34tOx2l3d4yQ1C

radditsu
03-17-2014, 08:44 AM
Day 3: Revenge of the Shit.


My poor cherry red asshole.

Rhambuk
03-17-2014, 10:18 AM
Thought this was an lron thread with all the attention seeking

radditsu
03-17-2014, 11:00 AM
Thought this was an lron thread with all the attention seeking

I am sorry, I will just be like you and incoherently post about random white trash scumbag drug addled bullshit all day.


Least I am trying to get RNF to improve itself.

Rhambuk
03-17-2014, 11:05 AM
Least I am trying to get RNF to improve itself.

By telling everyone about the consistency of your shit?

Bravo sir, bravo. Radditsu's shit is way more interesting than say.....anything else in the fucking world.

radditsu
03-17-2014, 11:30 AM
Bravo sir, bravo. Radditsu's shit is way more interesting anything else in the fucking world.

Azure
03-17-2014, 01:07 PM
http://learnenglishorstarve.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/butt-plug.jpg?w=355&h=260

It's lonley up in the Alasken wilderness with all those wild wolves...

Tiggles
03-17-2014, 01:15 PM
I am sorry, I will just be like you and incoherently post about random white trash scumbag drug addled bullshit all day.


Least I am trying to get RNF to improve itself.

If you want to improve RnF post about EQ related Ranks and/or Flames not random attention seeking bullshit.

90% of you RnF posters are nonfactors on this server, back in my day RnF was a meeting ground for guilds to do battle now it's about "gifs" What ever current event makes it to the top of reddit.

Sorry to take it out on you radditsu you are a pretty alright guy.

Now get off my lawn.

http://jonathan-anderson.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/grumpy-old-man.jpg

Gaffin 7.0
03-17-2014, 01:17 PM
tiggles lives in his own world where he think he is good at eq and is some kind of factor lol

radditsu
03-17-2014, 01:31 PM
If you want to improve RnF post about EQ related Ranks and/or Flames not random attention seeking bullshit.

90% of you RnF posters are nonfactors on this server, back in my day RnF was a meeting ground for guilds to do battle now it's about "gifs" What ever current event makes it to the top of reddit.

Sorry to take it out on you radditsu you are a pretty alright guy.

Now get off my lawn.

http://jonathan-anderson.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/grumpy-old-man.jpg



You know as well as I do this whole RNF deal has been really stale since the "TMO duped all the things" scandal.


I am just trying to squirt some chocolate gold all over this forum.

radditsu
03-17-2014, 02:14 PM
black...wtf did i eat that was black?

Ahldagor
03-17-2014, 03:06 PM
black...wtf did i eat that was black?

taken pepto bismal?

radditsu
03-17-2014, 03:09 PM
taken pepto bismal?

Drinkin it up dawg.

Ahldagor
03-17-2014, 03:11 PM
Drinkin it up dawg.

that's the black stuff

radditsu
03-17-2014, 03:15 PM
that's the black stuff

Oh really? Nice.

Ahldagor
03-17-2014, 03:18 PM
Oh really? Nice.

if outta the butthole be glad cause it feels like hellacious esophageal tearing out the mouth

Tiggles
03-17-2014, 03:22 PM
Black stool is usually blood.

BigHurb
03-17-2014, 03:28 PM
oreos in ur case

radditsu
03-17-2014, 04:04 PM
oreos in ur case

JayN
03-17-2014, 04:13 PM
http://www.poopreport.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?p=42735

Raavak
03-17-2014, 04:17 PM
Least I am trying to get RNF to improve itself.
A noble cause, if not an inconceivable one.

radditsu
03-18-2014, 08:31 PM
Pepto bismol still coloring my anal excretions. One day 100% normalcy will be obtained

radditsu
03-18-2014, 08:33 PM
Upside is that I have lost 8 lbs!

Bill Tetley
03-19-2014, 03:27 PM
seem appropriate http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQx5wSpmg9g

radditsu
03-19-2014, 05:42 PM
seem appropriate http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQx5wSpmg9g

This guy gets it.

Archalen
03-19-2014, 06:25 PM
doub told me that cyanide helps with diarrhea you should try it

radditsu
03-19-2014, 08:19 PM
doub told me that cyanide helps with diarrhea you should try it

As an ex bda member I must say your language and demeanor is in poor form. I will submit this to My black soul brotha Sadad for immediate punishment.

Archalen
03-19-2014, 08:36 PM
As an ex bda member I must say your language and demeanor is in poor form. I will submit this to My black soul brotha Sadad for immediate punishment.

<3

Ahldagor
03-19-2014, 10:13 PM
Pepto bismol still coloring my anal excretions. One day 100% normalcy will be obtained

lay off of it for a bit. just drink water and gatorade, and eat some rice

radditsu
04-06-2014, 11:00 PM
Well folks. I am riding the whirlwind again. Wtf life?

Rellapse40
04-06-2014, 11:08 PM
eat better fatboy

Vetiver
04-06-2014, 11:13 PM
That's disgusting.

Azure
04-06-2014, 11:13 PM
I'm extremely happy this thread got bumped so i could also bump it.

BigHurb
04-06-2014, 11:18 PM
haha i got sick too last night but i ate too much pie

Azure
04-07-2014, 12:50 AM
Please make a new thread to let us know when you start pooping out of your penis.

mtb tripper
04-07-2014, 01:13 AM
that's unhealthy

holsteinrx7
04-07-2014, 03:03 AM
fukishima radiation i got the shits too

JayN
04-07-2014, 04:30 AM
https://drawception.com/pub/panels/2012/4-3/bXPQ3pSrgz-8.png

radditsu
04-07-2014, 07:56 AM
This one seems to be a short experience. I think the children bring this shit home to me.

Azure
04-07-2014, 11:06 AM
Try sterilizing the children before the enter the house through an airlock system.

I recommend very high temperature fire or heated plasma. It's very affective in killing most bacteria and destroying/vaporizing virus's.

Ahldagor
04-07-2014, 01:54 PM
kids in daycare or school of any kind?

radditsu
04-07-2014, 02:05 PM
kids in daycare or school of any kind?

Yup. Hence the getting it from the kids comment.

Ahldagor
04-07-2014, 02:46 PM
Yup. Hence the getting it from the kids comment.

walking petri dishes

radditsu
04-07-2014, 03:27 PM
walking petri dishes



SO CUTE THO

Ahldagor
04-07-2014, 10:09 PM
SO CUTE THO

until they do that one thing that makes you question everything.

lil sis took her playskool table flipped over and proceeded to jump on it for half an hour without stopping while my dad and me watched a texans game. i haven't been the same since.

nilzark
04-21-2014, 08:52 PM
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