Still proud to be a neckbeard magic player?

[Weyoun the Vorta]

http://m.imgur.com/a/SjcgE

Too much work to post the individual images via my phone. If anyone wants to save me the trouble though...

[Aviann]

This guy is amazing

[Weyoun the Vorta]

That's not the whole story either. So many of them complained that the officials banned the guy in the pictures from tournaments for a year and a half.

In a country where taking upskirt photos isn't illegal, these losers cry foul at an asscrack joke.

[Rhambuk]

I just laughed harder and harder, so many!

[Tiggles]

Dude got an 18 month ban from magic for posting them and he got his "tournament organizer" privileges revoked so he can't run magic tournaments at the store he runs.

He basically put himself out of business.

[Weyoun the Vorta]

The pokefan neckbeard white knight speaks!

[BigHurb]

his Name is Robert Paulson

[BigHurb]

i meant Bestow

http://i.imgur.com/5h4ZNmo.jpg

[Nuggie]

He the one sitting next to the assscrack?

[Vosooth316]

you ever wonder why magic tournaments always smell like ass

[hatelore]

Dude got an 18 month ban from magic for posting them and he got his "tournament organizer" privileges revoked so he can't run magic tournaments at the store he runs.

He basically put himself out of business.

The difference between him and you though, is ... You will never be that cool. Much props to him for selling out the neckbeard poky queers. Fer reel doe~

[BigHurb]

you ever wonder why magic tournaments always smell like ass

make me a pancake

[Ahldagor]

He basically put himself out of business.

http://f3.thejournal.ie/media/2013/07/marty-mcfly-what.gif

[radditsu]

Neckbeards.....groom thyself.

[Colgate]

i like the game but cannot stand a majority of the people who play it

so i don't go to events like this and just play at home with friends

[jaybone]

I thought that was Tiggles at first.

[skipdog]

What I find most comical about this, is that you can go to any event with 4,000 or more people and find this many buttcracks. Magic is just unique in that it's pretty easy to stealthily snap a picture of players who are focused on their game.

[Urath]

LOL how can they ban him for this.....if these people are so upset with their appearance on camera then maybe they should put some better fitting clothes on.

[Calabee]

i went and saw a bit of the grand prix magic tournament this last week end in montreal, never really played myself other then trying for shits 'n gigs a while ago.

Holy sausage fest, there was like maybe 1 girls for 100 guys branch.

My friend did finish in a good rank out of 1500ish

[Tiggles]

LOL how can they ban him for this.....if these people are so upset with their appearance on camera then maybe they should put some better fitting clothes on.

I think players who crack showing should be warned or DQ'd if they don't fix it, I think it is against the rules to wear distracting clothing or be smelly it just needs to be enforced.

The dude who took the pictures also did something against the rules by "violating" the DCI's "safe space" rule that involves threatening coercing or bulling people at magic events.

Both the Fatties and the Creep taking pictures should of been warned and DQ'd

Pull up your god damn pants.

[Grimfan]

I do not think he has been banned yet, do you have a link to the banning or are you just going off of what you've heard from Reddit threads and through the grapevine?

[drktmplr12]

Pull up your god damn pants.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfJP-3CVUSM

[Tiggles]

I do not think he has been banned yet, do you have a link to the banning or are you just going off of what you've heard from Reddit threads and through the grapevine?

His name is Sidney Blair and the DCI banned list is public.

Check for yourself.

[Grimfan]

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/202wd3/i_participated_in_one_of_the_biggest_magic_the/cg34joh?context=3

Yeah, I didn't look up his name but I found him confirming it as well.

[Tiggles]

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/202wd3/i_participated_in_one_of_the_biggest_magic_the/cg34joh?context=3

Yeah, I didn't look up his name but I found him confirming it as well.

Yeah he tries to pull it off as some noble gesture about hygeine in magic tournaments but he was doing it for a laugh. He only tried to pull the "public service" spin after he got in trouble for it.

Again, I don't play magic anymore and the stereo type of smelly magic nerds can be true I think the DCI should be more active in making sure that the smelly badly dressed kids are not allowed to participate in tournaments.

[Raavak]

I haven't played much Magic, but I know this guy, who is a practicing Wiccan, that thinks his deck is really magic. Is this common among Magic players?

[KagaKawaiitob]

Tiggles being Tiggles.

He also doesn't scout out prepubescent Pokemon fans yet has can give you specific figures as to hire many of them there are at pax and the % whom have parental escort.

[KagaKawaiitob]

He can
How many

Fuck Swype

[Tiggles]

I haven't played much Magic, but I know this guy, who is a practicing Wiccan, that thinks his deck is really magic. Is this common among Magic players?

Magic attracts a lot of strange people.

[Kagatob 2.0]

He can
How many

Fuck Swype

This one is a little bit better.

People still pretending to be me?

[Weyoun the Vorta]

This one is a little bit better.

People still pretending to be me?

The founders are wise. You are neither wise nor Kagatob.

[jaybone]

Tiggles was obviously a professional magic player.

[Kayso]

So how is the disgusting unkempt piece of shit any better than the other disgusting unkempt pieces of shit he is taking pictures of?

In two of the photos his face is red from the effort it took to bend down and pose for the picture.

You don't think fatty's WalMart generic sweatshirt rides up and shows his asscrack when he sits?

[Danth]

The picture a few posts down from the original post looks like a fairly typical group of urban American guys. I doubt a gathering of P1999 players would look a whole lot different.

A lot of Amish guys wear those scraggly-looking "neckbeards." They don't look good. If we want facial hair to make a comeback, we need to revert to the glory days of the 1860's 1870's.

Danth

[radditsu]

http://www.flixist.com/ul/217208-28-nic-cage-joe.jpg

[Champion_Standing]

Awesome

http://www.hipstersofthecoast.com/2014/03/wwl-crackgate/

"I don’t know about you, but I am very aware of every flaw I have, and I don’t need help documenting them. Maybe we could just let people be themselves—even if they seem a little odd to you—and be magical for just a little while."
- Heather Lafferty

[Swish]

Awesome

http://www.hipstersofthecoast.com/2014/03/wwl-crackgate/

"I don’t know about you, but I am very aware of every flaw I have, and I don’t need help documenting them. Maybe we could just let people be themselves—even if they seem a little odd to you—and be magical for just a little while."
- Heather Lafferty

Down in the FB comments:-

Miranda Alcorn
It's nonsense to say that people with their asscrack hanging out can't help it. Puhlease. If you really can't help it, put a hoodie over the back of your chair. Or you know... Wear a longer shirt. Spend the money on clothing that fits you. So many solutions...

Doesn't she understand? They spend all their cash on Magic cards :(

[Danth]

That gal means well, but ultimately she's off the mark. Folks should strive to take some pride in their appearance. It provides benefit in all aspects of normal living with no downside.

Danth

[Ahldagor]

That gal means well, but ultimately she's off the mark. Folks should strive to take some pride in their appearance. It provides benefit in all aspects of normal living with no downside.

Danth

don't encroach societal norms to these special individuals. you should be tolerant of their life-choices.

[hatelore]

I troll, we all know that. But even if I was overweight, I would dress decently. Plus, its pretty obvious when your buttcrack is showing, you can feel your pants hanging a little low on your ass. These dudes obviously did not care too much about it.

My work at times requires me to stoop down or bend over, but I never display buttcrack. That shit is just bad form~

But I was always against bullying in real life, and in a sense this is bullying. Funny yes, but still pretty wrong. And I have never even held a magic card in my hand. But I do gotta admit, I got a chuckle out of the pics.

[hatelore]

i meant Bestow

http://i.imgur.com/5h4ZNmo.jpg

I can't figure out what the bigger travesty is in this pic. The red head with the fro, or the black dude all alone in the world of whitey. Lawl

[Lune]

I hung cheek one time in front of an audience at a trivia event

will regret that shit 4ever

watch your cracks

[FoxxHound]

I still like Magic, but it does look like it would smell a bit in there...

[JPMorgan]

It's kind of weak to call this bullying. If you're going to give no fucks about your appearance then you gotta own it. These pictures are fucking hilarious.

[Ahldagor]

I can't figure out what the bigger travesty is in this pic. The red head with the fro, or the black dude all alone in the world of whitey. Lawl

oddly they both have a fro

[katrik]

My gf plays magic. She's pretty sexy. Her friends are fat tho.

[FoxxHound]

My gf plays magic. She's pretty sexy. Her friends are fat tho.

Should hook meh up.

[radditsu]

My gf plays magic. She's pretty sexy. Her friends are fat tho.

Are they girls? Sexy fat or milk truck pussy fat?

[Swish]

It's kind of weak to call this bullying. If you're going to give no fucks about your appearance then you gotta own it.

[Brad_mo123]

That's not the whole story either. So many of them complained that the officials banned the guy in the pictures from tournaments for a year and a half.

In a country where taking upskirt photos isn't illegal, these losers cry foul at an asscrack joke.

Well, hes not facing any sort of laws. Any company can deny you of their product's privileges, weather it is selling it, buying it, or using it by other means. As long as it isn't some type of discrimination on race or sex.

[Champion_Standing]

It's kind of weak to call this bullying. If you're going to give no fucks about your appearance then you gotta own it. These pictures are fucking hilarious.

The guy wasn't taking pictures of people and making fun of their acne, nose or hair or ears etc etc. He was making fun of their rude and piggish behavior, letting your ass hang out is a result of action or most likely inaction on the offenders part, it is not something that they have no power over. The guy taking the pics should be praised as a hero, definitely not a bully.

[myriverse]

I haven't played much Magic, but I know this guy, who is a practicing Wiccan, that thinks his deck is really magic. Is this common among Magic players?
Aren't most gamblers also superstitious?

[hatelore]

You motherfuckers better quit bullying me, or else.

[radditsu]

Belts are things that exist

[Ahldagor]

My gf plays magic. She's pretty sexy. Her friends are fat tho.

into three ways?

[Quineloe]

i meant Bestow

http://i.imgur.com/5h4ZNmo.jpg

That guy doesn't even appear to be fat. I guess he's never purchased clothing for himself and he's now outgrown the last stuff mom bought him at 16.

[Swish]

into three ways?

what, like a R/G/B deck?

[Sidelle]

Lol.

http://www.buttcracktshirts.com/images/395_Badger_Game_Dual_shot.JPG

[a_gnoll_pup]

I don't trust magic players.

Not after Bitcoin.

[myriverse]

Belts are things that exist
They also don't solve any problems.

[Quineloe]

They also don't solve any problems.

Apparently you've never used them on an unruly child.

[Ahldagor]

i almost puked imagining the smell of their combined ass sweat filling the room. that room had to smell like stale decaying fecal matter.

[katrik]

This is her gf. She's too busy playing pokemon to have a three way right now. ;)

[Lron]

You arent a girl katrik.

[Strifer]

This is her gf. She's too busy playing pokemon to have a three way right now. ;)

http://i.imgur.com/mOShO5m.gif

[Blink]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-o9i9CYO1VCA/UyjjTfPv3uI/AAAAAAAAGm8/eTjgXAnU3BQ/s1600/BinUdVACMAEPg3C.png

[Strifer]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-o9i9CYO1VCA/UyjjTfPv3uI/AAAAAAAAGm8/eTjgXAnU3BQ/s1600/BinUdVACMAEPg3C.png

http://i.imgur.com/BITQoxS.gif

[myriverse]

Apparently you've never used them on an unruly child.
Never been around one, because I know how not to raise one.

[JPMorgan]

Never been around one, because I know how not to raise one.

By having them raise themselves once they figure out how to feed themselves.

[myriverse]

By having them raise themselves once they figure out how to feed themselves.
That was a joke, obviously.

But there is never a "need" to spank. My daughter is a 5th generation of never spanked kids in my family. She's never needed it because we rationally handle problems.

[radditsu]

Fuck the pain away

[Tiggles]

This is her gf. She's too busy playing pokemon to have a three way right now. ;)

...Sup?

[Quineloe]

That was a joke, obviously.

But there is never a "need" to spank. My daughter is a 5th generation of never spanked kids in my family. She's never needed it because we rationally handle problems.

you think my post wasn't? I don't have any first hand experience, but I'm pretty sure if you wear a belt properly your pants won't drop down to the point of exposing your asshole. Of course, wearing a belt while sitting down will be rather uncomfortable, with it cutting into all those overlapping layers of fat, but if that's a problem, just buy a tent for a shirt.

The guy I quoted is still wearing M sized shirts he has no business wearing.

[Danth]

If your pants have loopholes you should wear a belt anyway because it's appropriate. If you're too big for a belt to be effective, you can wear braces (or suspenders as we americans call them, although that usually causes brits to snicker).

Danth

[Ahldagor]

This is her gf. She's too busy playing pokemon to have a three way right now. ;)

baby girls i'll treat y'all real good.

[myriverse]

you think my post wasn't? I don't have any first hand experience, but I'm pretty sure if you wear a belt properly your pants won't drop down to the point of exposing your asshole. Of course, wearing a belt while sitting down will be rather uncomfortable, with it cutting into all those overlapping layers of fat, but if that's a problem, just buy a tent for a shirt.

The guy I quoted is still wearing M sized shirts he has no business wearing.
I've certainly seen my share of plumbers with belts that do nothing to hinder that crack.

Agreed about the shirt.

[Sidelle]

http://i.imgur.com/BITQoxS.gif

God, this guy's grin is just priceless. Laughed out loud and received funny looks from everyone... Haha! :D

[LulzSect]

Quinloe the same beta he was from Graffes. Lol

[Thulack]

It's called getting a shirt that is "long" i know my ass hangs out my pants even with my belt but having the long shirt keeps others from seeing my crack. It's common decency for all involved. I went to Magic tournaments back in the day when i was a 13-14 year old and i saw more crack then a crackhead. This being documented is just hilarious and sad at the same time.

[Blink]

Tiggles, do you play hearthstone?


Friend me!

[BigHurb]

its not gay if its in a threeway.. with a honey in the middle theres some leeway

[Guybrush]

I'm not going to crack any jokes about such a serious situation, this guy really got a bum deal. I know the victims are probably pretty embareassed about the hole thing since they're the butt of a joke, however if you look at it a little differently, it's actually a little enrearing, even if it was pretty cheeky. The guy brought their little social faux pass to their attention and next time they'll remember to pull their pants all the way up before sitting brown!