*ROBBERY* at Greengrocer!

[Portasaurus]

Listen up, gumshoes!

MISSING:
-20 Lizard-On-A-Stick
-20 Mammoth Steaks
-40 Mammoth Sandwiches
-20 Sylvan Berry Juice
-20 Pixie Powder Cinnesticks

Incident occurred this afternoon (3/30/2014) in EC Tunnel at the boxpile. pst in-game or PM on forum with tips! Justice must be served! ...And it must be served piping hot, and it must be seasoned thoughtfully.

-your Greengrocer

http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/0/39/2019733-19.jpg

[Lojik]

DO IT ROCKAPELLA

[Kasyra]

/panic

[jaybone]

http://i951.photobucket.com/albums/ad359/sean_ofthedead/1336883239861.jpg

[SamwiseRed]

http://hbd.org/discus/messages/26895/32122.jpg

[Kimmie]

/pat Greengrocer

The tunnels aren't safe a safe place to eat sandwiches anymore.
Some people have no shame :(

[isiah]

GMs PLEASE TAKE ACTION

[Baler]

http://oi58.tinypic.com/v8lbva.jpg

[Pheer]

500 accounts banned for meat-for-RMT scandal

[Kekephee]

THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND


MAN

[HawkMasterson1999]

OK, so who doesn't look on the ground for manastones and fungi tunics while cruising the tunnel? But when you pick some noob crap just put it the fuck down. You're gonna go to hell when you die.

[Ingrum]

Justice shall be served!

[Derubael]

I put the detective skills (read: SQL query) to work and came up with this...

1 = picked up
0 = dropped

Character Picked Up/Dropped Item Quantity ts Zone

<name redacted pending elf-subpeona> 1 Lizard-on-a-Stick 20 2014-03-30 16:35:50.000000 East Commonlands
<name redacted pending elf-subpeona> 1 Mammoth Steaks 20 2014-03-30 16:35:48.000000 East Commonlands
<name redacted pending elf-subpeona> 1 Mammoth Sandwich 20 2014-03-30 16:35:44.000000 East Commonlands
<name redacted pending elf-subpeona> 1 Flask of Sylvan Berry Juice 20 2014-03-30 16:35:12.000000 East Commonlands
<name redacted to protect greengrocer's meat> 0 Lizard-on-a-Stick 20 2014-03-30 16:34:58.000000 East Commonlands
<name redacted to protect greengrocer's meat> 0 Mammoth Steaks 20 2014-03-30 16:34:52.000000 East Commonlands
<name redacted to protect greengrocer's meat> 0 Mammoth Sandwich 20 2014-03-30 16:34:49.000000 East Commonlands
<name redacted to protect greengrocer's meat> 0 Flask of Sylvan Berry Juice 20 2014-03-30 16:34:46.000000 East Commonlands

And the Pixie Powder Cinnesticks:

<name redacted pending copyright lawsuit of a popular restaurant> 1 Pixie Powder Cinnesticks 20 2014-02-13 09:05:57.000000 East Commonlands
<name redacted to protect greengrocer's stick> 0 Pixie Powder Cinnesticks 20 2014-02-13 09:05:02.000000 East Commonlands

[Portasaurus]

Wow, you guys collect more info than the NSA!

Does this mean lunch was confirmed stolen?

Thanks for spending time looking into this, although it really isn't a big deal. Nobody needs to actually get in trouble. Tar and feathering should suffice.

Now, had this been a stack of burritos or my precious arctic scallop: DEFCON 1 and send the whole arsenal.

-your Greengrocer

[Archestratie]

LOL, that's awesome how quickly that could be found :)

[Xerexs]

*raises hand

I found some food on the ground ( somewhere near shady ). I though it was just a bunch of foraged junk people drop. I was waiting for Travis Two tone to pop and was looking in my bags for a pet weapon when I noticed it was not just regular food. :eek:

send me a tell (xerexs) and Ill return the food.

This has to be the weirdest thread I have ever replied to....

sorry about that!


X

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

5 second rule still in effect.

No longer patronizing Greengrocer due to poor QC and sanitary practices.

[lecompte]

*raises hand

I found some food on the ground ( somewhere near shady ). I though it was just a bunch of foraged junk people drop. I was waiting for Travis Two tone to pop and was looking in my bags for a pet weapon when I noticed it was not just regular food. :eek:

send me a tell (xerexs) and Ill return the food.

This has to be the weirdest thread I have ever replied to....

sorry about that!


X

It is a good thing to be paralyzed by zeuxisgelächter first thing in the morning. Thank you for this.

[Swish]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/5813718528/hCBFA33F8/

[Portasaurus]

*raises hand

I found some food on the ground ( somewhere near shady ). I though it was just a bunch of foraged junk people drop. I was waiting for Travis Two tone to pop and was looking in my bags for a pet weapon when I noticed it was not just regular food. :eek:

send me a tell (xerexs) and Ill return the food.

This has to be the weirdest thread I have ever replied to....

sorry about that!


X

Oh my! Thank you, Xerxes, for coming forward! That is very honorable of you.

I now trust it was not a malicious theft, and I am just very happy that the food is safe and sound.

As long as you promise to enjoy it and share it amongst friends, please keep the food and drink!

I have learned a couple of valuable lessons from this:

1.] I really shouldn't do these drop xfers. I've always known this, and honestly -- I mean according to the mechanics of the game -- that food is yours now! I chose a risky method for transferring the items to my deliverywoman, period. It didn't help that the client crashed in-between drop-off and pickup (with the 30 second temp IP block), but it is a risk every time and I've been 100% lucky so far!

2.] The EC Tunnel floor is probably not very clean and I should stop putting edible things on it. At least maybe I should buy a Broom (http://wiki.project1999.com/Broom) and sweep up first. (Especially with everyone sneezing and coughing and bleeding quietly all over the place)

Yumyums: I will work hard to regain your confidence and consumerism! No more drop xfers unless the items are on a table or I have swept up properly first. I will also make sure any people who assist with xfers are wearing gloves with an AC of at least 3.

3.] Big Brother is watching you eat.

[isiah]

All hail GG!

[Xerexs]

All hail GG! /agree

But I will return the food! Give to some starving Warrior down on his luck.
Besides, as a Necro, I only drink... blood... anyway. ;)

See you in game!

X


PS Its Xerexs (not Xerxes) He may find it strange getting tells about food from EC. :eek:

And! if you ever need someone to pass food for you and I'm just sitting there at the auctions, I would be more than happy to pass the items for you.

[Calabee]

ground transfers ftw?

wtb two box

[Halius]

Eh, nothing wrong with ground xfers. Just gotta find a spot with little to no foot traffic!

[Derubael]

Wow, you guys collect more info than the NSA!

Does this mean lunch was confirmed stolen?

Thanks for spending time looking into this, although it really isn't a big deal. Nobody needs to actually get in trouble. Tar and feathering should suffice.

Now, had this been a stack of burritos or my precious arctic scallop: DEFCON 1 and send the whole arsenal.

-your Greengrocer

I know it wasn't a big deal :) but this was a funny thread so I had to look it up before I went to bed.

[Kekephee]

Greengrocer's secret ingredient for his special blend of herbs and spices discovered: seasoning in the feet-dirt of EC tunnel

[Baler]

Bring it to the curb then it's garbage! it's not stealing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLjifumRk3Q

[joe426]

Hmm I'm not to sure about this one. Sounds like Ched Manly is involved...

[thrump]

http://www.cruiselawnews.com/uploads/image/CDC.jpg

[Ganjar]

http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/hamburglar.gif