Who here could be a serial killer?

[Strifer]

Wondering which one of yous it may be. There's been a lot of rustling going on and someones bound to go Teddy Bundy sooner or later.

[Halfelfbard]

I thought about multiple ways to get away with it, owning a farm is key.

Thread is now about how you'd cover your tracks.

[Cecily]

I'd dump the body on Halfelf's farm.

[thugcruncher]

get a hyena, they eat everything, also you'd be badass for having a hyena

[Sirken]

I'd dump the body on Halfelf's farm.

real serial killers never use their own farm :eek:

[Cecily]

Excuse me.. ahem.. Bodies.

[iiNGloriouS]

get a hyena, they eat everything, also you'd be badass for having a hyena

Damn. Genius.

[Baler]

I'd open a pie shop.

[Zadrian]

I thought this was a buzzfeed quiz.

[Halfelfbard]

I'd dump the body on Halfelf's farm.

Rents due on ur corpse's.

[Scikala]

The best way is probably to leave yourself logged into P99 creating a mild alibi as the system doesn't force you into /afk (doubt it would ever fly in court)

Then you need to pick you victims, and learn their routines. Also never pick a trend/style of person, makes you easier to catch.

[Scikala]

your* Whoops.

[Goofier]

https://sp1.yimg.com/ib/th?id=HN.608037236000949437&pid=15.1

Who needs hyenas?

[Barkingturtle]

A few years back I owned a four-acre farm in Oregon. I kept half-a-dozen sheep, many ducks and chickens and a pair of turkeys. I built and operated a boarding and training facility for German Shepherds. I could house around fifty dogs, but it was a lot of work when capacity got that high.

I fed the dogs a specialized diet. Each day, I would use an electric meat-grinder to churn up twenty pounds of raw chicken quarters. The grinder would emulsify the chicken parts, bones and all.

I often imagined what it would be like to grind a human, instead. I figured twenty pounds is about as much as a baby weighs. I tell ya, the worst part was forgetting to wash the chicken paste off my hands before jerking my dick raw. Carpe diem.

[Goofier]

Human bones are much more dense, you may need to upgrade the grinder.

[Azure]

carve the bones into specialty jewelry and sell them online like priceless art.

[Krycek]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBvCPTK1MmY

[Twainz]

Rents due on ur corpse's.

Can I dump my bodies with Cecily's and split the rent?

[Glenzig]

I think the obvious answer to the OP is...all of us.

[Champion_Standing]

Every time i hear about a murderer that is on the run i send the FBI a link to R99 forums.

[BigHurb]

IT WAS ME

but i got medication

was close though

[Ahldagor]

amateurs not using insulin

[Goofier]

amateurs not using insulin

It's a Sunny kind of day ;)

[BigHurb]

i use frozen morphine slivers

[Sidelle]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnsr11aDsB1qldlyho1_400.png

[sanforce]

http://m4.i.pbase.com/u38/slowpokebill/large/24809014.Icicle.jpg

http://alloveralbany.com/images/falling_ice_sign.jpg

http://www.liveforfilms.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Die-Hard-2-Icicle.jpg

[Ahldagor]

shit what was that movie?

[Bardalicious]

http://charlie-day.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/06674.jpg

[KagaKawaiitob]

*cough*

[Fuddwin]

Every time i hear about a murderer that is on the run i send the FBI a link to R99 forums.

lmfao

[grauak]

Dump body in a barrel and add 10-20 pounds of thermite?

[Ahldagor]

http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100318024246/southpark/images/e/e9/ScottTenormanMustDie30.gif