Pakistan Charges Baby With Attempted Murder

[Kekephee]

I've never been so confused because there's no way this is serious but seriously, I've looked all over Google, I read the article four times, I'm pretty sure this is not an Onion article



Look at the fucking picture of them fingerprinting the baby hahahahahaha

http://static01.nyt.com/images/2014/04/09/world/BABY/BABY-master675.jpg

Rounding Up Suspects, Pakistan Charges a Baby

LONDON — Pakistan’s troubled criminal judicial system has failed to prosecute several notorious figures living there over the years, including Hafiz Saeed, the militant leader with a $10 million American reward on his head, and Osama bin Laden.

But Pakistani justice has not been hesitant with Musa Khan, a 9-month-old boy who faces charges of attempted murder and whose relatives have spirited him into hiding.

Read more:

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/04/09/world/asia/rounding-up-suspects-pakistan-charges-a-baby.html?smid=fb-nytimes&WT.z_sma=WO_RUS_20140409&bicmp=AD&bicmlukp=WT.mc_id&bicmst=1388552400000&bicmet=1420088400000&_r=2

[Shannacore]

"In a case that has heaped ridicule on the under-resourced police force, the baby boy was charged alongside four adults in connection with a violent protest in a Lahore slum in February. Slum residents threw stones at gas company workers who had tried to disconnect households that failed to pay their bills, leading the police to charge an entire family with attempted murder, including Musa."

Wow.

[Lojik]

Typical media only showing one side of the story. Should of heard the comments out of this 9 month old, clearly has the mindset of a killer.

[Kekephee]

http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2009/348/3/2/Maggie_with_a_Knife_by_mysticalpha.jpg

[Bardalicious]

If the diaper don't fit, you must acquit!

[Kekephee]

Typical media only showing one side of the story. Should of heard the comments out of this 9 month old, clearly has the mindset of a killer.

I'll bet his manifesto is an incoherent mess of scribbling because he's such a psychotic murderer like Zodiac

[Orruar]

The baby started screaming during court and had to be comforted with a bottle of milk. Sounds like he's due for some contempt charges as well.

[Kekephee]

The baby started screaming during court and had to be comforted with a bottle of milk. Sounds like he's due for some contempt charges as well.

If the diaper don't fit, you must acquit!



ahahahahahahahahaa

[Kekephee]

This whole case STINKS like yesterday's diapers! -Baby Herman, Who Framed Roger Rabbit

http://blog.partners-west.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/herman.gif

[Barkingturtle]

Just another example of America's children lagging behind the rest of the world. I don't think our kids can even comprehend murder, let alone commit it, till they're at least school-aged.

[Kekephee]

Just another example of America's children lagging behind the rest of the world. I don't think our kids can even comprehend murder, let alone commit it, till they're at least school-aged.

I blame the schools. Pakistani kids are doctors and murderers before our kids can even walk.

[Sidelle]

I've never been so confused because there's no way this is serious but seriously, I've looked all over Google, I read the article four times, I'm pretty sure this is not an Onion article



Look at the fucking picture of them fingerprinting the baby hahahahahaha

http://static01.nyt.com/images/2014/04/09/world/BABY/BABY-master675.jpg

Rounding Up Suspects, Pakistan Charges a Baby

LONDON — Pakistan’s troubled criminal judicial system has failed to prosecute several notorious figures living there over the years, including Hafiz Saeed, the militant leader with a $10 million American reward on his head, and Osama bin Laden.

But Pakistani justice has not been hesitant with Musa Khan, a 9-month-old boy who faces charges of attempted murder and whose relatives have spirited him into hiding.

Read more:

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/04/09/world/asia/rounding-up-suspects-pakistan-charges-a-baby.html?smid=fb-nytimes&WT.z_sma=WO_RUS_20140409&bicmp=AD&bicmlukp=WT.mc_id&bicmst=1388552400000&bicmet=1420088400000&_r=2

http://i.imgur.com/zEYQhBL.jpg

[BigHurb]

stop raping bb

[Ahldagor]

that boy gotta be tough to get through school first

http://www.fosterspage.net/gallery/albums/Assorted%20Comedy/Suicide_Bomber.gif

[Lune]

This thread is awfully ethnocentric.

It's time to stop hating on other cultures and embrace the diversity of human behaviors. I say we encourage these men and women to emigrate to the united states and participate in the free exchange of customs and ideas.

[JayN]

doing gods work stopping TERRORISTS at a young age George bush styles

[Fawqueue]

If the diaper don't fit, you must acquit!

Bah I only clicked on this link to make the same exact joke. Too slow...

[Sidelle]

This thread is awfully ethnocentric.

It's time to stop hating on other cultures and embrace the diversity of human behaviors. I say we encourage these men and women to emigrate to the united states and participate in the free exchange of customs and ideas.

Not sure if troll post but replying anyway.

The fact that a good portion of them hate Westerners and would like to chop our heads off might get in the way of any "free exchanges of customs and ideas".

Ask Sweden (or any of the other European countries letting in droves of Muslim immigrants) how wonderfully they're meshing over there. They certainly are sharing their diverse cultural behavior with their host countries.

If you aren't aware of the problems they're having do a search. There are tons of articles out there.

[radditsu]

No one understands and appreciates the American Dream of hard work leading to material rewards better than a non-American.

[radditsu]

It was once said that this is the land of the free. There is, I believe, a statue out there in the harbor, with something written on it about "Give me your hungry...your oppressed...give me pretty much everybody"-that's the way I remember it, anyway. The idea of America is a mutt-culture, isn't it? Who the hell is America if not everybody else? We are-and should be-a big, messy, anarchistic polyglot of dialects and accents and different skin tones.

[radditsu]

Anthony Bourdain knows what kind of america we need.


Cultures mixing and clashing and robbing from each other only create great things. If you are allowed to let it happen

[Hailto]

that boy gotta be tough to get through school first

Is that her head popping off and bouncing off the ceiling?

[Ahldagor]

Is that her head popping off and bouncing off the ceiling?

might be. looks like the bomb is around her neck or upper chest to get a good spray at the teacher. kid in the bottom right goes down too.

[sanforce]

whoa that gif is intense.

[Ahldagor]

This thread is awfully ethnocentric.

It's time to stop hating on other cultures and embrace the diversity of human behaviors. I say we encourage these men and women to emigrate to the united states and participate in the free exchange of customs and ideas.

not if they violate hospitality. Telemachus is the one that fulfills Achilles' boast

[Estolcles]

http://www.fosterspage.net/gallery/albums/Assorted%20Comedy/Suicide_Bomber.gif

New 2nd favorite .gif after Budd Dwyer.

http://31.media.tumblr.com/2e7799bcb0f099dae9e552f895a40c65/tumblr_mj3ihyaCzn1s5rssdo1_250.gif

[Sidelle]

It was once said that this is the land of the free. There is, I believe, a statue out there in the harbor, with something written on it about "Give me your hungry...your oppressed...give me pretty much everybody"-that's the way I remember it, anyway. The idea of America is a mutt-culture, isn't it? Who the hell is America if not everybody else? We are-and should be-a big, messy, anarchistic polyglot of dialects and accents and different skin tones.

Nothing wrong with that at all. But if their riff-raff types come here or to any western country and act like savages; raping and killing people because deep down they hate us, then they need to go to prison, serve their time, and then GTFO. It's happening alot, especially in Sweden, and sadly their leaders are too worried about being politically correct when they should be worried about protecting their actual citizens' rights, first and foremost.

I know decent muslims. There is actually a good sized population of them where I live. They seem like good, hardworking people who just want a better life. But just because it isn't happening here like in other places doesn't mean it's not a problem.

[Hailto]

I haven't heard of human beings being referred to as riff-raff before.

[Sidelle]

that boy gotta be tough to get through school first

http://www.fosterspage.net/gallery/albums/Assorted%20Comedy/Suicide_Bomber.gif

Oh my god. I didn't even look at this gif til now. Holy shit.

[Sidelle]

I haven't heard of human beings being referred to as riff-raff before.

Riff raff might be the wrong word. I was referring to low-life, evil, criminal types with no respect for laws or other people's rights.

[Estolcles]

Riff raff might be the wrong word. I was referring to low-life, evil, criminal types with no respect for laws or other people's rights.

.... which would be a percentage of the immigrating Muslims from the middle east. Part of it isn't that their even Muslim, it's that it's what that part of the world believes in doing. And, as we all know, that part of the world is fucked up.

[Sidelle]

There is, I believe, a statue out there in the harbor, with something written on it about "Give me your hungry...your oppressed...give me pretty much everybody"

Your post reminded me of this pic of Lady Liberty in the hypothetical aftermath of the US being conquered by Islamic extremists.

(Oh shit, her bare arm is exposed. What a harlot.)

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-zZREZ5SoclY/TXpzUgsC8yI/AAAAAAAAEe8/F7dWewqf6Jk/s1600/burqa-statue-of-liberty.jpg

By the way, this is just a joke. Political and religious satire is great. Don't care if it's liberal or conservative. Only care if it's funny.

Ok, I'm done now. Got shit to do. :D

[radditsu]

Riff raff might be the wrong word. I was referring to low-life, evil, criminal types with no respect for laws or other people's rights.

Hillbillies? Republicans? Objectivists? Facists?

[DeruIsLove]

Hillbillies? Republicans? Objectivists? Facists?

Why be hatin on fascists?

[JayN]

Why be hatin on fascists?

LMAO, thank you for making me smile today :D

[Ahldagor]

anti-intelligencers are in all cultures and all spout the same rhetoric. basically people that can't adapt worth a shit

[Ahldagor]

New 2nd favorite .gif after Budd Dwyer.

http://31.media.tumblr.com/2e7799bcb0f099dae9e552f895a40c65/tumblr_mj3ihyaCzn1s5rssdo1_250.gif

dwyer was pussing out. that girl was convicted in her actions, so i respect her.

[Estolcles]

dwyer was pussing out. that girl was convicted in her actions, so i respect her.

Yeah, but we're not talking about respecting the dead here. To me, Budd Dwyer was the first time I ever saw someone kill themselves (and started me on a long and dark trip down the internet with having an interest in watching people get killed/suicide), and it still makes me cheer every time I see it. The girl blowing herself up, complete with head bouncing off the ceiling, is good, but it just doesn't make me as happy as watching Dwyer blow a hole through the back of his worthless skull.

[Tasslehofp99]

I've learned that its a fairly common practice in some middle eastern country's "Justice system" for friends/families of the defendant, in some cases, to also be accused of the crimes by the plaintiff.

[Kekephee]

I've learned that its a fairly common practice in some middle eastern country's "Justice system" for friends/families of the defendant, in some cases, to also be accused of the crimes by the plaintiff.

Yeah, it is. And it's obviously not a very good way of doing things because there's a 9 month old baby being charged with attempted murder because his brother was in a riot.

[Ahldagor]

Yeah, but we're not talking about respecting the dead here. To me, Budd Dwyer was the first time I ever saw someone kill themselves (and started me on a long and dark trip down the internet with having an interest in watching people get killed/suicide), and it still makes me cheer every time I see it. The girl blowing herself up, complete with head bouncing off the ceiling, is good, but it just doesn't make me as happy as watching Dwyer blow a hole through the back of his worthless skull.

nostalgia can be a dangerous thing

[Azure]

To bad there's no gif of that guy who blue his brains out in the tub... that shit made me smile so hard... just the expression left of his chin/lower jaw... the fact that they did it in a bathroom (probably in order not to be messy) yet the mess... was this beautiful spray... that could only be made by suicide.

Also and that I suffer from suicidal thoughts regularly. So that might have something to do with it.

And no... sorry I'm not going to grace these forums with a suicide gif of myself.

[hatelore]

To bad there's no gif of that guy who blue his brains out in the tub... that shit made me smile so hard... just the expression left of his chin/lower jaw... the fact that they did it in a bathroom (probably in order not to be messy) yet the mess... was this beautiful spray... that could only be made by suicide.

Also and that I suffer from suicidal thoughts regularly. So that might have something to do with it.

And no... sorry I'm not going to grace these forums with a suicide gif of myself.

Seek help.

[hatelore]

And dont blue your brains pls.

[Ahldagor]

just because life has no point or meaning doesn't mean you have to kill yourself

[hatelore]

Yeah, but we're not talking about respecting the dead here. To me, Budd Dwyer was the first time I ever saw someone kill themselves (and started me on a long and dark trip down the internet with having an interest in watching people get killed/suicide), and it still makes me cheer every time I see it. The girl blowing herself up, complete with head bouncing off the ceiling, is good, but it just doesn't make me as happy as watching Dwyer blow a hole through the back of his worthless skull.

You should ride together with azure while he seeks help, so you can seek help also. Hell you said you love trannys, maybe you two can "help" each other. Lol.


Fuckin degenerates, the both of ya.

[Ahldagor]

You should ride together with azure while he seeks help, so you can seek help also. Hell you said you love trannys, maybe you two can "help" each other. Lol.


Fuckin degenerates, the both of ya.

estoxcles is just overly nostalgic. it's like when you first find this project and are all giddy then it just becomes another video game that you enjoy.

[Azure]

And dont blue your brains pls.

oooommgggg dyslexia... worlds gonna end now

fuck english

fuck you

[hatelore]

Don't get your panties rustled, just go get help lol.