C appreciation thread

[r00t]

C is what God programmed our universe in. Post your C appreciation, hints, tips, & tricks itt


When Bjarne Stroustrup used to talk about the free-store I always thought new was overloaded to just use malloc. Then I discovered the main difference between new and malloc(): the C function doesn't set up C++ virtual tables so you get a read violation

here's a neat trick for detecting big endian system

const union { long one; char little; } is_endian = {1};
if (!is_endian.little)

SELECT finger FROM hand WHERE id = 3

[Visual]

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[BigHurb]

Cunt

[BigHurb]

one little two little three little endians four little fix little six little endians seven little eight little nine little endians

10 little endian boys

ps: you dont sound smart using other peoples ideas, thats not computer science thanks bye moron

[r00t]

also in further experimentation just as I suspected malloc() will not implicitly call a constructor/destructor

but who needs C++ when you can just make a few ugly macros, polymorph some typdeffed structs with void pointers, and declare some globals static?




also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4YRPdRXKFs

[SamwiseRed]

C is what God programmed our universe in. Post your C appreciation, hints, tips, & tricks itt


When Bjarne Stroustrup used to talk about the free-store I always thought new was overloaded to just use malloc. Then I discovered the main difference between new and malloc(): the C function doesn't set up C++ virtual tables so you get a read violation

here's a neat trick for detecting big endian system

const union { long one; char little; } is_endian = {1};
if (!is_endian.little)

SELECT finger FROM hand WHERE id = 3

What you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

[radditsu]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ClP8n6asn3w

[Azure]

Naw, Fortran!

[Raavak]

C is for Cookie (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BovQyphS8kA)

[BigHurb]

In the solution to the Schrodinger equation for the hydrogen atom, three quantum numbers arise from the space geometry of the solution and a fourth arises from electron spin. No two electrons can have an identical set of quantum numbers according to the Pauli exclusion principle , so the quantum numbers set limits on the number of electrons which can occupy a given state and therefore give insight into the building up of the periodic table of the elements.

look how cool i am!

[Raavak]

You took high school physics? Sounds like you listened at least :P Quantum mechanics shouldn't even be called "modern physics" anymore imho.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxP8UpPgiSM

[BigHurb]

no i copied and pasted something like root does

[BigHurb]

plus they use that more in chemistry high school physics is classical mechanics n light n magnets n e-

[Raavak]

Yeah, I guess. I learned quantum mechanics in h.s. chemistry but it was covered again in my college modern physics class. I jumbled it.

[r00t]

this is the C appreciation thread not BigHurb attention thread

[BigHurb]

go have sex w a girl u hetero

[surron]

C is what God programmed our universe in.

does God use vi or is he soft and use one of those fancy IDEs?

[r00t]

God prefers visual studio on windows and qt creator on linux

but seriously on the whole vi vs emacs thing, I have found they are both SHIT

[BigHurb]

God prefers visual studio on windows and qt creator on linux

but seriously on the whole vi vs emacs thing, I have found they are both SHIT
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how smart did you sound before the edit

[r00t]

dennis ritchie level of smart

[BigHurb]

suck my penis please