Astronaut Kowalski

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

Astronaut Kowalski was in Heaven, taking a class from some liberal professor, after he had helped Sandra Bullock's character in Gravity come to peace with letting God take care of the details, when the liberal professor said, "If God exists, then how come this is just a movie?" Astronaut Kowalski, still played by George Clooney, floated slowly to the front of the classroom and said to the lib professor, "And if you are so smart, why are you still in it?"


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[Skittlez]

What

[Ahldagor]

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[moklianne]

Liberals believe in god, btw

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

Astronaut Kowalski was on the internet, when a bunch of lib gamers said, hey, we believe in God too. Astronaut Kowalski slowly floated to the front of the classroom and said, I'll believe it when I see it, then floated back to his seat in the back. The lib gamers just said something about FRAPS but the whole class knew they'd been owned.

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