Erydan Ouragan
05-07-2014, 02:31 PM
Random Act was raiding Veeshan's Peak and made it's way to a powerful dragon.
We charged in and started to fight the vile beast, when from the corner of my eye i saw a group of people running toward us.
It was the evil BDA-TMO alliance charging us to steal our dragon! We were prepared to be annihilated as we heard their warcry "CASUAL SCRUBS MUST WEAR BANDED!".
As doom was impending and all hope was lost, i saw a white bearded man on a white horse running towards the evil BDA-TMO alliance. I couldn't belive my eyes, it was Gandalf. He rode past us, his magic staff up in the air and shone a light so bright, it blinded BDA-TMO and stopped their advance.
Then ground started shaking and a low rumble, like a rolling thunder filled the room. At blazing speed, the riders of rohan who appeared like magic, flanked the BDA-TMO alliance and completely obliterated them, it was a carnage.
We finally managed to kill the dragon and as we were catching our breath, i started to inspect the treasure of the slain beast. Something caught my attention; a very simple golden ring, with strange markings on it, that looked like elvish. Gandalf was immediately interested by the ring and asked me:
- What are you going to do with it?
- Prolly give it to my lvl 5 halfling rogue lol, i eloquently responded.
- I know this ring, said Gandalf. It contains a great evil. So great it could destroy the world as we know it. You should give it to me, i know how to get rid of it.
- Nope lol. It's my ring now, i do whatever i want with it.
Gandalf's eyes suddenly gleamed with madness. Before anyone could react, he snatched the ring off my fingers, ran to his horse and took off!
I immediately got on my knees and made a prayer to the Gods. The answer was very quick. The sky parted and a soft green glow bathed the room. Everyone stood in awe as the Archangel Aussie descended from the heavens, riding his trusty flying kangaroo.
- Aussie, Gandalf just ninjaed my ring, help plz, i pleaded.
I saw something move near us. It was Chest, the leader of the BDA-TMO alliance, his face all bloody and shaking from the shock. We looked at each other and before he let out his last breath, he nodded at me. Even of the most evil man that existed in the world knew that i've been wronged.
I looked back at Aussie. He snapped his fingers and the ring appeared back in my hand.
- Gandalf has been cast away and will not be returning. Ninja-looting is a transgression of our laws and shall be punished accordingly.
That's how Gandalf was banned from p1999. Don't ninja-loot.
As for the ring, i gave it to my halfling rogue. It's not even good. It does nothing except giving me this weird feeling in the throat when i play him.
We charged in and started to fight the vile beast, when from the corner of my eye i saw a group of people running toward us.
It was the evil BDA-TMO alliance charging us to steal our dragon! We were prepared to be annihilated as we heard their warcry "CASUAL SCRUBS MUST WEAR BANDED!".
As doom was impending and all hope was lost, i saw a white bearded man on a white horse running towards the evil BDA-TMO alliance. I couldn't belive my eyes, it was Gandalf. He rode past us, his magic staff up in the air and shone a light so bright, it blinded BDA-TMO and stopped their advance.
Then ground started shaking and a low rumble, like a rolling thunder filled the room. At blazing speed, the riders of rohan who appeared like magic, flanked the BDA-TMO alliance and completely obliterated them, it was a carnage.
We finally managed to kill the dragon and as we were catching our breath, i started to inspect the treasure of the slain beast. Something caught my attention; a very simple golden ring, with strange markings on it, that looked like elvish. Gandalf was immediately interested by the ring and asked me:
- What are you going to do with it?
- Prolly give it to my lvl 5 halfling rogue lol, i eloquently responded.
- I know this ring, said Gandalf. It contains a great evil. So great it could destroy the world as we know it. You should give it to me, i know how to get rid of it.
- Nope lol. It's my ring now, i do whatever i want with it.
Gandalf's eyes suddenly gleamed with madness. Before anyone could react, he snatched the ring off my fingers, ran to his horse and took off!
I immediately got on my knees and made a prayer to the Gods. The answer was very quick. The sky parted and a soft green glow bathed the room. Everyone stood in awe as the Archangel Aussie descended from the heavens, riding his trusty flying kangaroo.
- Aussie, Gandalf just ninjaed my ring, help plz, i pleaded.
I saw something move near us. It was Chest, the leader of the BDA-TMO alliance, his face all bloody and shaking from the shock. We looked at each other and before he let out his last breath, he nodded at me. Even of the most evil man that existed in the world knew that i've been wronged.
I looked back at Aussie. He snapped his fingers and the ring appeared back in my hand.
- Gandalf has been cast away and will not be returning. Ninja-looting is a transgression of our laws and shall be punished accordingly.
That's how Gandalf was banned from p1999. Don't ninja-loot.
As for the ring, i gave it to my halfling rogue. It's not even good. It does nothing except giving me this weird feeling in the throat when i play him.