loser in Oregon thinks high elves can dualwield

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

http://www.katu.com/news/local/Womans-car-attacked-by-self-identified-high-elf-battling-evil-259598811.html

And even *if* we say they can, how does this idiot also manage to equip a shield?

And the fact he was wearing chain only adds to the fail. Why no plate brah?

[Glenzig]

Stay away from the drugs kids.

[Seredoc]

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTAqDj5D2J4FyqF14wJLpTUq2g97CJYx Ala9RbqLMGngV-msPrF

[rox]

I wish I could do that to every BMW I see on my drive to work everyday.. those bastards think they own the road

[Nubben]

A guy who was in the Applicant/Prospect phase with my guild back in 2007 murdered his step brother (who also played EQ on the same server) and another man with an axe. See the full story here. (http://thesaryrntavern.yuku.com/topic/1975/Brentos-the-Axe-Murderer#.U3t9za2wIZc) Warning: this is some sick, sick, stuff.

[Invoke]

I love my city but we have two big draw backs in Portland, meth and hipsters.

[Flamewraith]

I love my city but we have two big draw backs in Portland, meth and hipsters.

Shiiiit I wish all I had to deal with was meth and hipsters. Here in North Dakota we also have hicks and swagfags. I get to be smoked out six times a day by obnoxiously loud diesel trucks and then have some obey douche flip me off in his also obnoxiously loud legacy.

[Invoke]

Shiiiit I wish all I had to deal with was meth and hipsters. Here in North Dakota we also have hicks and swagfags. I get to be smoked out six times a day by obnoxiously loud diesel trucks and then have some obey douche flip me off in his also obnoxiously loud legacy.

I don't know what a swagfag is but it sounds awful and I hope to never run into one. Haha.

[Flamewraith]

I don't know what a swagfag is but it sounds awful and I hope to never run into one. Haha.

It's as bad as it sounds. You can tell when one is nearby because of the overwhelming scent of cologne that will choke you to tears. Luckily it's easy to get away from them because they cannot waddle very fast in their skinny jeans.

[RiffDaemon]

A guy who was in the Applicant/Prospect phase with my guild back in 2007 murdered his step brother (who also played EQ on the same server) and another man with an axe. See the full story here. (http://thesaryrntavern.yuku.com/topic/1975/Brentos-the-Axe-Murderer#.U3t9za2wIZc) Warning: this is some sick, sick, stuff.

Holy shit :eek:

[Champion_Standing]

I love my city but we have two big draw backs in Portland, meth and hipsters.

Those things are in pretty much every city in America, big or small.

[sox7d]

acid doesn't make you retarded, if anything he did it because the acid made him think it'd be hilarious.

[Champion_Standing]

Meanwhile the evil Morgoth remains free to kill, rape and pillage as he pleases. What I really want to know is what the cops plan on doing about him.

[Invoke]

Those things are in pretty much every city in America, big or small.

True enough, although I think the ratio is a little higher here then most places. We've become the Hipster Mecca thanks to Portlandia.

http://weknowgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/keep-portland-weird.gif

[dick.richard]

True enough, although I think the ratio is a little higher here then most places. We've become the Hipster Mecca thanks to Portlandia.

http://weknowgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/keep-portland-weird.gif

what's up Portland buddy?

*brofist

[Invoke]

Nice! Another PDXer. =D

[heartbrand]

A guy who was in the Applicant/Prospect phase with my guild back in 2007 murdered his step brother (who also played EQ on the same server) and another man with an axe. See the full story here. (http://thesaryrntavern.yuku.com/topic/1975/Brentos-the-Axe-Murderer#.U3t9za2wIZc) Warning: this is some sick, sick, stuff.

This is pretty much how I picture a lot of red99 players.

[Orruar]

The fungi staff was just in his inventory for clicking, duh.

[Ahldagor]

high elf and morgoth has nothing to do with eq but does LOTR. also doubt that it was lsd they were on, but an RC which they were told was lsd.