Kelethin 500: The Great Drunk Elf Race!

[Portasaurus]

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ANNOUNCING THE FIRST EVER
KELETHIN 500 GREAT DRUNK ELF RACE™!

Sponsored by Nomsanto Industries

Sunday, June 22, 2014
9:00PM - 9:55PM REGISTRATION & BINDING
10:00PM RACE BEGINS!

All times Eastern.

First Place: 11,000pp
Second Place: 3,000pp
Third Place: 1,000pp
Fourth Place: 500pp
Fifth Place: 250pp
Sixth - Tenth: 100pp

NOTE: THE PRIZE POOL WILL INCREASE WITH ADDITIONAL DONATIONS! I will edit this page as the pool grows. (Please PM me on the forum to coordinate a donation.)

BIG THANK YOU TO OUR GENEROUS DONORS:

BONGS with the GENEROUS DONATION OF 5,000 pp!

BOB with the GENEROUS DONATION OF 5,000 pp!

YUMYUMS with the GENEROUS DONATION OF 3,000 pp!

KESHAWN for the GENEROUS DONATION OF 500 pp!

HUGH for the GENEROUS DONATION OF 500 pp!

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**RULES**

Must be Level 1 and NAKED!

Absolutely positively NO BUFFS! Buffed participants will be disqualified.

You MUST be as drunk as possible at the start of the race (Alcohol will be provided)

If you die and respawn, you must drink as much as possible before resuming the race! Hail a race representative for more booze!

At each checkpoint, you will find (or be given) 1 item. Hand in all 6 items to Greengrocer at the Orc Lift to finish the race!

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**THE COURSE**

STARTING LINE: Orc Lift. (Bind Point & Beer Coolers!)

1. CHECKPOINT 1: Sleepy Willow Inn

2. CHECKPOINT 2: Emerald Warriors (back deck)

3. CHECKPOINT 3: Sparking Glass (back deck)

4. CHECKPOINT 4: Bilrib's Smithy

5. CHECKPOINT 5: Bard's Guild

6. CHECKPOINT 6: Trueshot's Bows (back deck)

FINISH LINE: Orc Lift. (Hail Greengrocer and hand in the 6 items you collected in the race)

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**PICTORIAL TRAVEL GUIDES**

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[fastboy21]

can i bring a nome?

[Portasaurus]

BTW: Looking for volunteers to help man the checkpoints, pass out beer, watch for cheating, etc... Please PM on the forum if you are interested in helping and I will let you know what we need!

Thanks!

-your Greengrocer

[Portasaurus]

can i bring a nome?

Yes! You do not have to be an elf to join the fun! You do have to be level 1 and naked, though.

[JayN]

rig'd game, GreenGrocer corrupt as fuck

[Clark]

Yes! You do not have to be an elf to join the fun! You do have to be level 1 and naked, though.

Woot for gnomes.

[Laledorie]

Happy to be helping out with this event! =D I hear we're still looking for volunteers so be sure to send Greengrocer a message if you can donate your time! Also, let me know if you want your level 1 toon ported closer to Kelethin!

[Portasaurus]

Bump -- still looking for volunteers who will be available Sunday night to help officiate the race and man the checkpoints! Please send a PM to me here if you are interested in helping!

Thanks to everyone who has signed up already and special thanks to our donors who have made this possible.

[thugcruncher]

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[Portasaurus]

Bump! The race is only 3 days away!

Everyone is welcome to check out the race course and even give it a practice run ahead of time!

BTW: Still in-need of volunteers to help staff the race checkpoints! PM on forums if you are interested in helping!

-your Greengrocer

[zanderklocke]

Do checkpoints have to be done in order?

[Portasaurus]

Do checkpoints have to be done in order?

Nope! You can visit the checkpoints in any order, but the course was designed in a way that I think your best shot at completing the race in the shortest amount of time is to visit the checkpoints in order.

If you think you can blaze a better trail, go for it! That's part of the fun!

Note: you do not have to acquire all the items on one single run-through. You could get item 1, fall to your death, then run and get items 2-6, and loot your corpse for item 1 before the hand-in.

If you die, you will be allowed to either loot your corpse for the item(s), or you can pick up a new one at the checkpoint again.

[zanderklocke]

Just curious, we might not accidentally consume the checkpoint items will we? Green grocer makes me think edibles.

[Portasaurus]

Just curious, we might not accidentally consume the checkpoint items will we? Green grocer makes me think edibles.

Nope! The items were specifically selected so that they will not disappear on you while you run around =)

[Portasaurus]

We're one day out, folks! Got the beer cooler all loaded up and ready to go! (Those stacks are all sitting ontop of Ice of Velious, don't worry! No warm beer at this race!!)

We could still use another hand or two helping to distribute beers, man checkpoints, as well as watch out for cheatin' ass mofos!

Send a PM on forums if you are interested in helping!

Thanks again to our generous donors and everyone who has volunteered so far! It would be impossible to do this without your help!

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[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

PRAS GG

[captnamazing]

GreenGrocer corrupt as fuck

for anyone who has dealt in the meat trade with the nefarious Greengrocer, you know this to be true.

but I'm fucking bummed I can't make it man! Emergency trip came up and is going to keep me from going to this event, literally something I've been waiting for since i saw it happen in 2000.

[Nuktari]

I'll be helping out on the check points.

Snakes on a plane? TROLLS IN A CITY.

[Lanzellot]

Great idea and cool organisated,respect. i wish you Guys many Fun .
And a Great sunday

[Portasaurus]

Looks like somebody has been practicing! :D Best to shake off the rust now before the race starts!

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[chromis]

Events like these help out us new peeps big time. Thanks to everyone for putting forth the effort. Cant wait to get out there and have some fun tonight!

[SpaceTimeBadass]

I can't wait, I just have to say beforehand THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR PUTTING SOMETHING TOGETHER! It's seriously appreciated and I hope this will inspire more events in the future. Something that's really been missing on p1999.

Also, KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR ME >>>>> IAMTHELIQUOR!

[Bardolap]

Do we have to log in to Skype or something to prove that we're naked? (Note: I am NOT volunteering to perform THAT check for you...)

[Laledorie]

For those of you unable to participate, we are streaming at www.twitch.tv/laledorie

[Kekephee]

I'm able to log in now; do you guys need any help? Checkpoints or anything?

[Bardolap]

Shortly before beginning of race

[iruinedyourday]

that was an awesome stream thanks!

[polishanarchy]

Race was fantastic! So many people drunk and dying.

I was lucky enough to grab second place, thanks to all who organized this great event!

This is the route I followed, since some people asked:

1. Checkpoint 1 (Sleepy Willow)
2. Checkpoint 4 (Smithy)
3. Checkpoint 5 (Bard's guild)
4. Checkpoint 6 (Trueshot bows) -> drop off bridge to return
5. Checkpoint 3 (Sparkling) -> drop off to warriors guild
6. Checkpoint 2 (Emerald Warriors)

Return: The bridge immediately after emerald warriors toward orc lift is perfectly safe to walk off and run straight to finish line. For some reason I took 32k damage from this fall though, so I don't think I can recommend that part of the route to anybody. :P

Grats to Honeydab, and many thanks to Greengrocer and the rest who put this thing together. :)

[psway]

What item was supposed to be at checkpoint 3? There either wasn't enough items or something went wrong there.

[SpaceTimeBadass]

Few screenshots of the turnout
Good Job everyone who planned/participated!

Drunk Vision

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The Turnout Pt 1

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The Turnout Pt 2

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On Your Marks

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[SpaceTimeBadass]

What item was supposed to be at checkpoint 3? There either wasn't enough items or something went wrong there.

I had the same concern but the wolf was on the left side of the balcony dropping stuff. Tis where I died and couldn't catch up xD

[polishanarchy]

Re Greengrocer
http://i.imgur.com/EkwFNwr.jpg

[Portasaurus]

Re Greengrocer
http://i.imgur.com/EkwFNwr.jpg

Wow, did I FALL for that or what!?

[Sirken]

im too late!

[Kekephee]

im too late!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E85DWpP2Tu0

[JayN]

corrupt as fuck all of GGs friends won prizes!

calling you out greengrocer!

[Portasaurus]

RACE RESULTS

1ST PLACE: 11,000pp - Honeydab

2ND PLACE: 3,000pp - Iksarwinsrace

3RD PLACE: 1,000pp - Sidaci

4TH PLACE: 500pp - Brewmasta
5TH PLACE: 250pp - Richardburns
6TH PLACE: 100pp - Danica
7TH PLACE: 100pp - Liquorinthefront
8TH PLACE: 100pp - Dashforcash
9TH PLACE: 100pp - Eqfivehundred
10TH PLACE: 100pp - Pucakoo (UNCLAIMED)
11TH PLACE: 100pp - Wyyzoil (UNCLAIMED)

Pucakoo and Wyyzoil PM me to claim your prizes!

Congratulations to our winners and thank you to everyone for showing up! Special thanks to our donors Bongs, Bob, YumYums, Hugh and Keshawn!

Additional -- equally as special -- but separate thanks to the volunteers to helped prevent this from being a *total* disaster! Laledorie! Catterine! Shodo! Treeitek! Tingy! Flyingfiste! Nivvek! Derubael! Eunomia! Aussie! Much <3

[Thana8088]

Grats to the drunken winners! :)

Was much fun. Thank you for organizing this, GG!

[Glenzig]

RACE RESULTS

1ST PLACE: 11,000pp - Honeydab

2ND PLACE: 3,000pp - Iksarwinsrace

3RD PLACE: 1,000pp - Sidaci

4TH PLACE: 500pp - Brewmasta
5TH PLACE: 250pp - Richardburns
6TH PLACE: 100pp - Danica
7TH PLACE: 100pp - Liquorinthefront
8TH PLACE: 100pp - Dashforcash
9TH PLACE: 100pp - Eqfivehundred
10TH PLACE: 100pp - Pucakoo (UNCLAIMED)
11TH PLACE: 100pp - Wyyzoil (UNCLAIMED)

Pucakoo and Wyyzoil PM me to claim your prizes!

Congratulations to our winners and thank you to everyone for showing up! Special thanks to our donors Bongs, Bob, YumYums, Hugh and Keshawn!

Additional -- equally as special -- but separate thanks to the volunteers to helped prevent this from being a *total* disaster! Laledorie! Catterine! Shodo! Treeitek! Tingy! Flyingfiste! Nivvek! Derubael! Eunomia! Aussie! Much <3

Wow. Nice prizes. Grats to all those who were able to race. Sounds like it was fun.

[Kekephee]

Requesting information on the following players:


Honeydab
Iksarwinsrace
Sida


[Imgur](http://i.imgur.com/1iwjm4d.jpg)

[Portasaurus]

GMs, I think we need a week suspension for mister Keekeepheephee Soupinaspoonphone here. He is getting WAY too close to the truth for his own good.

[Kekephee]

Jayn was right, Greengrocer is in on it! It was all Gre- *SILENCED SUDDENLY BY AN EXTREMELY LONG GUN THAT COMES CREEPING OUT FROM BEHIND A CURTAIN*

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[Laledorie]

It was a blast and I'm not gonna lie, watching those little naked level one's fall to their death was hilarious! Great job to all the runners and to the great Greengrocer for hosting this event! Everyone did a fantastic job!

[polishanarchy]

Wait, you missed something critical!

http://i.imgur.com/aM1129F.jpg

[Kekephee]

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I THINK WE'RE ALL IN WAY OVER OUR HEADS HERE, THIS IS GETTING WAY TOO BIG FOR ANY OF US TO HANDLE

[Glenzig]

Wait, you missed something critical!

http://i.imgur.com/aM1129F.jpg

Greengrocer= Grocery store. Our food is being manipulated genetically by Monsanto. Monsanto= illuminati cooperation.

This is some next level junk people!!! The illuminati isn't satisfied with real world money anymore!!! Now they have to take our pixel money too!!!

WAKE UP PEOPLE!!! FORM THE RESISTANCE!!!

[iruinedyourday]

his guild is Nomsonto Industries... read between the lines people!

[Kekephee]

his guild is Nomsonto Industries... read between the lines sheeple!

Infowars Blue 99

[Porcoa]

WHEN WILL YOU PEOPLE WAKE UP AND SEE THE TRUTH?!
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p.s. Sorry I couldn't make it to help host the event.