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harnold
06-21-2014, 05:37 PM
I just wanted to tell you how pathetic this forum has become. People are upset that tit pictures are allowed but not dick pictures? I am embarrassed for you all. Excuse me I have to clean up my briefs because I shit myself.

Estolcles
06-21-2014, 05:43 PM
I just wanted to tell you how pathetic this forum has become. People are upset that tit pictures are allowed but not dick pictures? I am embarrassed for you all. Excuse me I have to clean up my briefs because I shit myself.

It's because it promotes this place a misogynistic and homophobic. It should be either all are ok or none are ok. Anything else brings a bad face onto this service. (Worse than it already is, and equal to that as a player on Red.)

indiscriminate_hater
06-21-2014, 05:51 PM
Yeah because we really care what a bunch of sweaty Internet people on a forum for a 16 year old elf simulator think about us

jarshale
06-21-2014, 05:59 PM
If this is a forum where greasy neckbeards can't post their dick pix, it's not a forum I want to be a part of.

Relbaic
06-21-2014, 05:59 PM
It's because it promotes this place a misogynistic and homophobic. It should be either all are ok or none are ok. Anything else brings a bad face onto this service.

Splorf22
06-21-2014, 06:07 PM
It's because it promotes this place a misogynistic and homophobic

Misogyny means 'to hate women'. I don't see why banning dick pics is a act of hatred against the female sex. Is it equal treatment? No. But then, contrary to the bleating of our PC apparatus, men and women are in fact different.

TLDR: deleting dick pics != war against women

Cecily
06-21-2014, 06:15 PM
http://i.imgur.com/3qhWXOI.jpg

Thulack
06-21-2014, 06:18 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92KFhrIrgyY&feature=kp

Estolcles
06-21-2014, 06:21 PM
Yeah because we really care what a bunch of sweaty Internet people on a forum for a 16 year old elf simulator think about us

15 year old, unless you're also counting developmental time.

harnold
06-21-2014, 08:49 PM
Ther fane is nothing wrong with being anti homosexual. We are all fucking adults for Christ's sake. I know there are a bunch of homosexual and tranny trolls who popped up on these forums, but the majority of the people who play here are straight males who think penis pictures are disgusting. Please don't let a few homos ruin this server. The staff volunteer their free time to provide us the server for free. Please don't ruin it.

harnold
06-21-2014, 08:51 PM
Stupid phone

DeruIsLove
06-21-2014, 08:52 PM
Lol "ruin" don't click the fucking thread if you don't like it.

Bazia
06-21-2014, 08:53 PM
I don't care if it's homophobic or not, I do not want to see gay porn or dicks posted on these forums.

DeruIsLove
06-21-2014, 08:55 PM
I don't care if it's homophobic or not, I do not want to see gay porn or dicks posted on these forums.

Do they frighten you? Do you need someone to protect you from the scary dick pics?

harnold
06-21-2014, 08:55 PM
I am hereby banning homosexuals from writing their bullshit in this thread. Please there are other forums for your kind out there. We straight males don't want you spreading your toxic waste all over our threads.

harnold
06-21-2014, 08:56 PM
Deruislove please get out I'm sure there is a separate but equal homosexual forum out there for you.

DeruIsLove
06-21-2014, 08:57 PM
I am hereby banning homosexuals from writing their bullshit in this thread. Please there are other forums for your kind out there. We straight males don't want you spreading your toxic waste all over our threads.

I'm straight and still find your ignorance insulting. Seriously, kill yourself, or move down south and find more like minded individuals such as yourself.

DeruIsLove
06-21-2014, 08:59 PM
Keep making those baseless assumptions though. Proud bigot.

Estolcles
06-21-2014, 09:02 PM
Proud bigot.

Your homophobia is showing.

DeruIsLove
06-21-2014, 09:04 PM
Your homophobia is showing.

ICWUDT. And I like it!

harnold
06-21-2014, 09:05 PM
Can we get some moderation in here? The homosexual trolls are acting like children. Tits are OK. Dicks are not. We are straight and to be honest with you, we like to have sex with women and maybe suck on their nipples and lick their clitorises when the mood is right. That is something that you homosexuals will never understand. We are too different. We will never get along with your kind. Now I've asked you nicely for the last time. Scadaddle to the homosexual forum where you will be accepted, appreciated, and maybe even loved.

Glenzig
06-21-2014, 09:10 PM
Bad troll thread. -3/10

DeruIsLove
06-21-2014, 09:12 PM
Can we get some moderation in here? The homosexual trolls are acting like children. Tits are OK. Dicks are not. We are straight and to be honest with you, we like to have sex with women and maybe suck on their nipples and lick their clitorises when the mood is right. That is something that you homosexuals will never understand. We are too different. We will never get along with your kind. Now I've asked you nicely for the last time. Scadaddle to the homosexual forum where you will be accepted, appreciated, and maybe even loved.

TL;DR version: I'm projecting and my avatar is two fruits enjoying each other's company but I can't accept these things so I made this thread as a form of compensation.

Estolcles
06-21-2014, 09:17 PM
Deru> Actually, I was agreeing with your bigot statement, and adding my own addition. Sorry if it was misunderstood. (Or maybe I'm misunderstanding your response? I'M CONFUSED!!!!!)

I'm technically bi, but that's only because I like transgendered women. But I love me some pussy (even if I don't get it often). I just think it should be even. You either allow everything, or you allow nothing. Allowing only tits and asses (and with the tits come a lot of vaginas), makes it seem like it objectifies women, and homosexuals aren't allowed to be open. It's really fucked up.

Someone should be burning a cross or lynching somebody or something to explain this point.

harnold
06-21-2014, 09:41 PM
I am getting sick and tired of this. How many times do I have to ask nicely?

Estolcles
06-21-2014, 09:43 PM
I am getting sick and tired of this. How many times do I have to ask nicely?

Ok, I'll ask you this: Do you look at porn?

Ikonoclastia
06-21-2014, 09:53 PM
Not sure if you're all aware but breasts are not genitals while penises are...

I doubt your allowed to post pictures of vagina's on here. Dammit.

Estolcles
06-21-2014, 09:57 PM
Not sure if you're all aware but breasts are not genitals while penises are...

I doubt your allowed to post pictures of vagina's on here. Dammit.

Ahh, but many a vagina HAS been posted on here. Look in the boobs thread.

Ikonoclastia
06-21-2014, 09:58 PM
Ahh, but many a vagina HAS been posted on here. Look in the boobs thread.
OMW! :)

Bardalicious
06-21-2014, 10:00 PM
I find it hilarious that the only people making a big deal about not being able to post pictures of penises are men, yet it's somehow "misogynistic".

And by hilarious I mean really fucking pathetic.

DeruIsLove
06-21-2014, 10:12 PM
I find it hilarious that the only people making a big deal about not being able to post pictures of penises are men, yet it's somehow "misogynistic".

And by hilarious I mean really fucking pathetic.

I too like to find illogical ways to view subjects that shouldn't bother me but do because it helps me sleep at night.

DeruIsLove
06-21-2014, 10:13 PM
Deru> Actually, I was agreeing with your bigot statement, and adding my own addition. Sorry if it was misunderstood. (Or maybe I'm misunderstanding your response? I'M CONFUSED!!!!!)

I'm technically bi, but that's only because I like transgendered women. But I love me some pussy (even if I don't get it often). I just think it should be even. You either allow everything, or you allow nothing. Allowing only tits and asses (and with the tits come a lot of vaginas), makes it seem like it objectifies women, and homosexuals aren't allowed to be open. It's really fucked up.

Someone should be burning a cross or lynching somebody or something to explain this point.

:p

Bardalicious
06-21-2014, 10:32 PM
I too like to find illogical ways to view subjects that shouldn't bother me but do because it helps me sleep at night.

Illogical? It's a fact, actually. Estolcles is a male. Herb is a male. Uth is a male. You're a male. Anyone I happened to miss that's crying for penis on the forums?

The subject of homosexuality doesn't bother me at all. Illogical would be claiming that someone is homophobic or misogynistic simply because they don't want to see penises on forums for a video game.

So sit down and shut the fuck up.

DeruIsLove
06-21-2014, 10:39 PM
Illogical? It's a fact, actually. Estolcles is a male. Herb is a male. Uth is a male. You're a male. Anyone I happened to miss that's crying for penis on the forums?

The subject of homosexuality doesn't bother me at all. Illogical would be claiming that someone is homophobic or misogynistic simply because they don't want to see penises on forums for a video game.

So sit down and shut the fuck up.

Vaginas are allowed (see Boobs thread). You are being a hypocrite, a misogynistic hypocrite.

Bardalicious
06-21-2014, 10:42 PM
Vaginas are allowed (see Boobs thread). You are being a hypocrite, a misogynistic hypocrite.

Weird. I don't recall making the rules for this forum, nor do I recall ever enforcing them, nor do I ever recall personally posting nudity of any kind, nor do I recall advocating others to do it.

You're not smart enough to form a valid argument. So again, sit down and shut the fuck up.

DeruIsLove
06-21-2014, 10:45 PM
Your initial post implies otherwise. Your denial of such only weakens your stance.

Also I'm already sitting.

Bardalicious
06-21-2014, 10:56 PM
Your initial post implies otherwise. Your denial of such only weakens your stance.

Also I'm already sitting.

Implies what, exactly?

I find it extremely hard to believe that you care one way or the other whether dicks are allowed or not. You're the type of lonely nerd that'll bandwagon onto any issue for a chance at some attention, since you're completely irrelevant to the server and these forums.

DeruIsLove
06-21-2014, 10:59 PM
Personally I just detest hypocrisy. I'm fine with dicks being banned as long as vages get equally zealously enforced.

Rellapse40
06-21-2014, 11:01 PM
Bardalicious takes dick deep in his little butthole

Bardalicious
06-21-2014, 11:03 PM
Personally I just detest hypocrisy. I'm fine with dicks being banned as long as vages get equally zealously enforced.

I'm still waiting for you to impart your wisdom upon me by telling me what my initial post implied.

Gaffin 7.0
06-21-2014, 11:07 PM
Personally I just detest hypocrisy. I'm fine with dicks being banned as long as vages get equally zealously enforced.

http://i59.tinypic.com/2qcdv86.jpg

Gaffin 7.0
06-21-2014, 11:08 PM
http://i.imgur.com/o7il2vL.gif

DeruIsLove
06-21-2014, 11:11 PM
Pic of Chen (cat girl) in the lower left above the maid daki: My favorite artist~

#shoutouttoTomoe

Gaffin 7.0
06-21-2014, 11:14 PM
Pic of Chen (cat girl) in the lower left above the maid daki: My favorite artist~

#shoutouttoTomoe

http://www.stupidgifs.com/images/full/395.gif

Gaffin 7.0
06-21-2014, 11:14 PM
fuck it

DeruIsLove
06-21-2014, 11:17 PM
Lol

Bardalicious
06-21-2014, 11:21 PM
Pic of Chen (cat girl) in the lower left above the maid daki: My favorite artist~

#shoutouttoTomoe

Exactly what I thought. You're incapable of logical thought or real conversations, which is pathetic being that you're using a medium to communicate that contains endless amounts of information.

I'd figure since you've managed to endure all of the criticism from both staff and players here for so long that you'd have at least gotten better at forum quest.

bigshowtime
06-21-2014, 11:24 PM
Lotata bluebies are also big fags upset over not bein able to see big cocks as they grind pixels

FoxxHound
06-21-2014, 11:28 PM
Needs more penis.

DeruIsLove
06-22-2014, 12:28 AM
Exactly what I thought. You're incapable of logical thought or real conversations, which is pathetic being that you're using a medium to communicate that contains endless amounts of information.

I'd figure since you've managed to endure all of the criticism from both staff and players here for so long that you'd have at least gotten better at forum quest.

Wat

Eliseus
06-22-2014, 12:39 AM
Fucking faggots! Take your illogical arguments on why you are gay and go back into your closets!

Ahldagor
06-22-2014, 02:30 PM
why are all of you bitching like this is a public forum? you're seriously retarded if you think it is.

radditsu
06-22-2014, 07:27 PM
Harnold worse than runlvlzero.

DeruIsLove
06-22-2014, 07:38 PM
Harnold worse than runlvlzero.

Coming from you that speaks volumes. You hate runlvlzero almost as much as i hate Alawen

Dragonsblood1987
06-22-2014, 09:43 PM
It's because it promotes this place a misogynistic and homophobic. It should be either all are ok or none are ok. Anything else brings a bad face onto this service. (Worse than it already is, and equal to that as a player on Red.)

Actually, not allowing dick pics is a hail to the misandric feminazi man hating culture that America has become. Maybe some of us want to show off the natural beauty of our dicks. But can we? No. The fascist she-bitches only allow nudity if it is a morbidly obese feminist with things like "#curves" superimposed over the image. For too long we have been oppressed by the opposite gender like we're somehow second class citizens. If rellapse wants to post a picture of his flaccid, ashy, track marked (because dvt has claimed every other injection site on his body) cock, he should be allowed to. If azure wants to post pics of whatever the fuck it's got, let azure confuse and frighten the handful of people who brave the turbulent waters of rnf. If Jeremy wants to post a pic of the massive 4.5 inches he's wielding after sucking 80% of the blood in his body into his pecker with a high end penis pump, then he should, and he should be proud. It's blatant inequality that the male form is viewed as so unattractive that showing it is a punishable offense. It's time to stand up, burn our jock straps that we don't wear when we don't play sports because we're always on elfsim, and tell our misandric hypocrite female overlords that we're all beautiful men and we demand equal rights.

Estolcles
06-22-2014, 09:55 PM
Actually, not allowing dick pics is a hail to the misandric feminazi man hating culture that America has become. Maybe some of us want to show off the natural beauty of our dicks. But can we? No. The fascist she-bitches only allow nudity if it is a morbidly obese feminist with things like "#curves" superimposed over the image. For too long we have been oppressed by the opposite gender like we're somehow second class citizens. If rellapse wants to post a picture of his flaccid, ashy, track marked (because dvt has claimed every other injection site on his body) cock, he should be allowed to. If azure wants to post pics of whatever the fuck it's got, let azure confuse and frighten the handful of people who brave the turbulent waters of rnf. If Jeremy wants to post a pic of the massive 4.5 inches he's wielding after sucking 80% of the blood in his body into his pecker with a high end penis pump, then he should, and he should be proud. It's blatant inequality that the male form is viewed as so unattractive that showing it is a punishable offense. It's time to stand up, burn our jock straps that we don't wear when we don't play sports because we're always on elfsim, and tell our misandric hypocrite female overlords that we're all beautiful men and we demand equal rights.

As long as the statement is, I still support this! +1

DeruIsLove
06-22-2014, 09:58 PM
No, is not funny simply on the grounds that reverse idealism is as bad as blind idealism considering not enough people realize that it's satire.

Dragonsblood1987
06-22-2014, 10:06 PM
No, is not funny simply on the grounds that reverse idealism is as bad as blind idealism considering not enough people realize that it's satire.

Keep your laws off my balls.

Daldolma
06-23-2014, 12:28 AM
kabatag has become hasbinbad

Eliseus
06-23-2014, 12:35 AM
Keep your laws off my balls.

Lol, this guy thinks this is only in America. Lolololol, sometimes I think people can't be this ignorant. Then people on p1999 post something.

Lictor
06-23-2014, 12:45 AM
I thought runlvlzero was azure?

Kekephee
06-23-2014, 12:45 AM
Actually, not allowing dick pics is a hail to the misandric feminazi man hating culture that America has become. Maybe some of us want to show off the natural beauty of our dicks. But can we? No. The fascist she-bitches only allow nudity if it is a morbidly obese feminist with things like "#curves" superimposed over the image. For too long we have been oppressed by the opposite gender like we're somehow second class citizens. If rellapse wants to post a picture of his flaccid, ashy, track marked (because dvt has claimed every other injection site on his body) cock, he should be allowed to. If azure wants to post pics of whatever the fuck it's got, let azure confuse and frighten the handful of people who brave the turbulent waters of rnf. If Jeremy wants to post a pic of the massive 4.5 inches he's wielding after sucking 80% of the blood in his body into his pecker with a high end penis pump, then he should, and he should be proud. It's blatant inequality that the male form is viewed as so unattractive that showing it is a punishable offense. It's time to stand up, burn our jock straps that we don't wear when we don't play sports because we're always on elfsim, and tell our misandric hypocrite female overlords that we're all beautiful men and we demand equal rights.


Moral of the story: Write #curves on your dick before you post a picture of it

Draxx
06-24-2014, 11:32 AM
Bad troll thread. -3/10

/agreed

indiscriminate_hater
06-24-2014, 12:05 PM
Actually, not allowing dick pics is a hail to the misandric feminazi man hating culture that America has become. Maybe some of us want to show off the natural beauty of our dicks. But can we? No. The fascist she-bitches only allow nudity if it is a morbidly obese feminist with things like "#curves" superimposed over the image. For too long we have been oppressed by the opposite gender like we're somehow second class citizens. If rellapse wants to post a picture of his flaccid, ashy, track marked (because dvt has claimed every other injection site on his body) cock, he should be allowed to. If azure wants to post pics of whatever the fuck it's got, let azure confuse and frighten the handful of people who brave the turbulent waters of rnf. If Jeremy wants to post a pic of the massive 4.5 inches he's wielding after sucking 80% of the blood in his body into his pecker with a high end penis pump, then he should, and he should be proud. It's blatant inequality that the male form is viewed as so unattractive that showing it is a punishable offense. It's time to stand up, burn our jock straps that we don't wear when we don't play sports because we're always on elfsim, and tell our misandric hypocrite female overlords that we're all beautiful men and we demand equal rights.

https://i.imgur.com/wpCTFkP.jpg

Glenzig
06-24-2014, 12:34 PM
https://i.imgur.com/wpCTFkP.jpg

If you turned 360 degrees you would be walking in the same direction you were initially facing, not away from it. Otherwise it was an interdasting read.

Ele
06-24-2014, 12:55 PM
If you turned 360 degrees you would be walking in the same direction you were initially facing, not away from it.

http://i.imgur.com/IzJQMzL.jpg

Ahldagor
06-24-2014, 02:29 PM
haven't seen it in a while, but does anyone have that picture of the woman at the feminist rally screaming at a guy and next to it is a still of her in a gangbang porn?

Estolcles
06-24-2014, 02:40 PM
haven't seen it in a while, but does anyone have that picture of the woman at the feminist rally screaming at a guy and next to it is a still of her in a gangbang porn?

I would like to see this pic.

Ahldagor
06-24-2014, 02:50 PM
found it, wasn't a gangbang though

http://i.imgur.com/afX46.jpg

Splorf22
06-24-2014, 03:21 PM
I would like to see this pic.

+1

Splorf22
06-24-2014, 03:22 PM
its really not clear those are the same person

DeruIsLove
06-24-2014, 04:48 PM
Lol slut walks.

FoxxHound
06-24-2014, 11:16 PM
found it, wasn't a gangbang though

http://i.imgur.com/afX46.jpg

fapt