PTSD (Sarnak) Flashbacks

[captnamazing]

Three days in the Lake of Ill omen

On campaign

Earthshaker smiting hundreds of sarnak
tearing their limbs in half

Afterwards I wade through the pulp of their bone and blood
rifling thru the guts for the Bracer

That's all I want.
I'm a reasonable Warlord.
I just need to be able to See Invisible.

And I know the Sarnaks have been developing...
technology
a bracer with a hidden implant
Letting me see the fucking invisible wizards

who taunt me with Yonder
and evacs when I don't want them

bastards

really sick fucks

SO let it be known
Give me the Bracer
And I will stop killing your families
Heartless Sarnak scum

Let me speak in your language, FILTH
i will pierce your eyesockets with my tongue
Roast your tail in dragon flame
and feed it to Frostbite
He'll puke it up, he always does
and then I'll eat it
Your half digested meat will be putrid in my stomach you sarnak filth

for the Vale
By the Will of the Misty Thicket
I demand by my right of blood
Bracer of the Hidden

http://i.imgur.com/Z6hMIAM.jpg?1

[Origin]

what what

[quenyar]

+1

[uraniumrooster]

+1

[polishanarchy]

+1

I got that bracer when I was waiting for the HS key guy to spawn..

[phacemeltar]

a true poet

[Clark]

what what

Chicken

[Jenithia]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/3586957/mother-of-god-o.gif

[Pheer]

this was so beautiful i found myself on my knees beside my comp weeping uncontrollably

[Glenzig]

what what

Just read it in a gravelly tough guy voice, with maybe a hint of southern accent and it will make so much more sense.

[zanderklocke]

When I was pulling there, I told you it was super rare.

[Meiva]

+1 and ditto in regards to freekin Grimrot. I've allowed this spawn to consume the better part of my week, and only have half of the quest pieces.

Now accepting free hiero cloaks!

[Ahldagor]

http://forum.unity3d.com/attachments/29490-picard-applause-clapping-gif-s5nz-gif.84691/

[smazzocity]

+1 After reading this I had to play that one song from Last of the Mohicans.

[captnamazing]

Confirmed I couldn't sleep last night till 8 AM because whenever I closed my eyes I had the faces of one thousand dying Sarnaks flashing through my brain

[smazzocity]

Confirmed I couldn't sleep last night till 8 AM because whenever I closed my eyes I had the faces of one thousand dying Sarnaks flashing through my brain

SARNAKS!

Swarming me!
Corpses all I see!
I cannot log!
I cannot ding!
Trapped in fort!
Ramp my holding cell!

BRACER!

Has taken my time!
Taken my sleep!
Taken my leveling!
Taken my food!
Taken my drink!
Taken my groups!
Left me with life in LOIOoooooo!

[Bohab]

pretty sure this is a gwar song already

[iruinedyourday]

SARNAKS!

Swarming me!
Corpses all I see!
I cannot log!
I cannot ding!
Trapped in fort!
Ramp my holding cell!

BRACER!

Has taken my time!
Taken my sleep!
Taken my leveling!
Taken my food!
Taken my drink!
Taken my groups!
Left me with life in LOIOoooooo!

http://www.wattix.com/blog/chilligan/metal.jpg

[Pullyn]

God damn this thread us amazing.

[Dragonsblood1987]

Three days in the Lake of Ill omen

On campaign

Earthshaker smiting hundreds of sarnak
tearing their limbs in half

Afterwards I wade through the pulp of their bone and blood
rifling thru the guts for the Bracer

That's all I want.
I'm a reasonable Warlord.
I just need to be able to See Invisible.

And I know the Sarnaks have been developing...
technology
a bracer with a hidden implant
Letting me see the fucking invisible wizards

who taunt me with Yonder
and evacs when I don't want them

bastards

really sick fucks

SO let it be known
Give me the Bracer
And I will stop killing your families
Heartless Sarnak scum

Let me speak in your language, FILTH
i will pierce your eyesockets with my tongue
Roast your tail in dragon flame
and feed it to Frostbite
He'll puke it up, he always does
and then I'll eat it
Your half digested meat will be putrid in my stomach you sarnak filth

for the Vale
By the Will of the Misty Thicket
I demand by my right of blood
Bracer of the Hidden

http://i.imgur.com/Z6hMIAM.jpg?1

The only thing a halfling warrior can ambush is a fucking pie.

[captnamazing]

The only thing a halfling warrior can ambush is a fucking pie.

Remember, remember, the pie ambush of November
The cherry pie treason and plot
I know of no reason
why the cherry pie season
Should ever be forgot!