how to teach a cat to type

[bleech]

how hard would it be to teach a cat to type? i dont mean just randomly walking on a keyboard, but actually to portray thoughts using a keyboard. im thinking that since cats are not able to produce the sounds necessary for most modern human languages, that this would be the easiest way to figure out what is on their minds.

obviously it would be best achieved with a cat that has its natural predatory instinct bred out of its lineage. also one must take into consideration that the letters on the keyboard are symbolic of written letters, so a knowledge of the alphabet would be required.

i am asking seriously if this is impossible, or maybe no one has thought of doing something like this?

[mtb tripper]

you could do it in a reward system somehow, it'd be really weird, like have it memorize the muscle movement of typing "food", and then you feed it.

[myriverse]

You'd have to specialize the keyboard. I don't think any cat would differentiate the 100-odd keys on a typical keyboard. Start with one button and work your way up. And have the buttons for things important to cats: food, water, catnip, etc.

I'm not really sure cats care enough to let people know what's on their minds, apart from the ways they already do: desire for food, attention, etc. Typing to convey thoughts would be a completely alien concept to them. Their primary means of natural communication are body language, scent, and vocalization. It would probably be more effective to adapt a system of communication that read these things and expressed them in ways we could understand, rather than the opposite.

[Gaffin 7.0]

i dont even

[Grimjaw]

It's possible to tap into visual cortex of a cat's brain to get the image that it sees.


Getting visual data from a cat's brain in realtime (TechnoCalyps) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLb9EIiSyG8)

[Skinned]

there is a lot of technical things to consider on this topic as well. Even though a stumbling cat might type a few letter here and there the precision is not there. you would need to adjust the keyboard to more paw friendly sizes.

[thedezgyrl]

People have taught cats to use toilets, use eating utensils, and open doors. Then on the other hand they're not smart enough to catch the elusive red light.

[Champion_Standing]

Teaching cats how to write in english is definitely possible, mine writes novels, they aren't very good though.

[Kimmie]

My cat can type and play EQ, np


http://i61.tinypic.com/2iw0rv8.jpg

[thedezgyrl]

My cat writes interspecies erotica.

[Tradesonred]

Theres probably too many buttons on a keyboard for the cat to remember which keys to press, but dunno.

On a simplified keyboard, maybe?

Cats are pretty fucking smart, just independent. My cat figured out that when he comes in from outside, i feel cheery and give him a can of soft cat food.

So now the motherfucker asks for the door only to whine in window 5 minutes later to come back in. Once hes in he starts rubbing on my leg and looking at me like wheres my can bro?

Ive got plenty of cat stories like that