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GrobbGangsta
07-14-2014, 08:23 PM
Gay Blades, Red 99's first openly gay guild, is recruiting new members! Let us help you transition into your new openly gay lifestyle. We are out a proud. Let me introduce you to a few key members:

Phaghagg - de facto leader of the Gay Blades. She was a high elf beauty until Miguel threw acid on her face for cheating on him with Roberto. She has let herself go and now spends all her time with gay men to cope with the reality that no straight dudes want to bang her. Self loathing and despicable, she spends a lot of time in gfay.

Girlfriend - used to be a chick but had gender surgery and a new penis surgically attached so she can fuck dudes. Since the sex change he has slept with bighurb, relapse, super hater, and lamort.

Chips - little gnome with a monster cock, he drills dudes all over faydwer. Come holler at a boy in crushbone.

If you are gay, bi, or curious, <Gay Blades> is the guild for you! Greater Faydark has been zoned "homosexual" and we plan to keep all the hetero weirdos out.

Please send tell to Phaghagg or Girlfriend.

Pitborn
07-14-2014, 11:14 PM
Whatever is more pity then a pity reply.. im giving you one of those.

Yumyums Inmahtumtums
07-14-2014, 11:23 PM
Pushed in shitty reply

Yiblaan
07-14-2014, 11:29 PM
I come to tell you, you are NOT the First gay guild on p99...

My guild <Flaming Gaze> back in Feb 11, 2010 was the first LGBT Guild IN THE SERVER!!!

Susvain2
07-14-2014, 11:32 PM
he said red 99, not blue 99

quit being gay yiblaan

Potus
07-14-2014, 11:33 PM
Flowers of Happiness original gay guild deal with it bros.

karsten
07-14-2014, 11:53 PM
i'm a big fan of all these guilds

|3igHurb
07-15-2014, 12:01 AM
hehe gays

Psykes
07-15-2014, 02:58 AM
Problem is this is a troll guild, Girlfriend was completely being annoying in OOC today trolling the channel trying to get people to respond. The fact is, its a farce and really immature...I have no issues with an openly gay guild being on the server, but this is obviously people thinking they are funny by trying to be prejudice

GrobbGangsta
07-15-2014, 08:58 AM
Whatever is more pity then a pity reply.. im giving you one of those.

You seem like a faggot, send one of us a tell in game and we will work on getting you an invite!

Genedin
07-15-2014, 02:07 PM
Nihilum alt troll guild. Grats.

mtb tripper
07-15-2014, 08:31 PM
is this for real? im down to join

Porz
07-15-2014, 09:49 PM
Inc RnF ~~>>>

mostbitter
07-16-2014, 02:28 AM
sign me up

Smedy
07-16-2014, 03:53 AM
if it has anything to do with brobb and gangsta it's surely gay as fuck and i'm staying the fuck away from it

GrobbGangsta
07-16-2014, 01:26 PM
if it has anything to do with brobb and gangsta it's surely gay as fuck and i'm staying the fuck away from it

Nothing to do with those scum, nothing to do with nilly

Just clean gay fun!

Our Trustee is a fellow minority and member of <Blacks>

Yumyums Inmahtumtums
07-16-2014, 02:29 PM
Man on man face-sitty reply

HippoNipple
07-16-2014, 04:34 PM
Good thread, lots of laughts. I really enjoyed the part where Psykes said he could tell this thread was a joke because of what Girlfriend said in /ooc. The part in the OP that says Girlfriend had a dick surgically put on and butt raped people from the community wasn't enough.

Psykes
07-16-2014, 11:56 PM
Good thread, lots of laughts. I really enjoyed the part where Psykes said he could tell this thread was a joke because of what Girlfriend said in /ooc. The part in the OP that says Girlfriend had a dick surgically put on and butt raped people from the community wasn't enough.

:D

karsten
07-17-2014, 12:35 AM
Good thread, lots of laughts. I really enjoyed the part where Psykes said he could tell this thread was a joke because of what Girlfriend said in /ooc. The part in the OP that says Girlfriend had a dick surgically put on and butt raped people from the community wasn't enough.

:D

Mac Drettj
07-17-2014, 01:40 AM
These guys makin waves

Sektor
07-17-2014, 12:12 PM
You seem like a faggot, send one of us a tell in game and we will work on getting you an invite!

LOL

Jenni D
07-21-2014, 03:00 AM
A+ thread

Susvain2
08-17-2014, 08:57 AM
bump

mtb tripper
08-17-2014, 04:56 PM
who can i get an invite from?

GrobbGangsta
08-24-2014, 10:09 PM
who can i get an invite from?

Gay Blades is back with a vengeance! Lots of new recruits today. Message Peacock or Karsten for an invite!

karsten
08-25-2014, 02:40 PM
Yay for Gay

don't pray away the gay!

Susvain2
08-25-2014, 04:35 PM
ojdauicejuiceman 24 shaman, never been defeated, never killed, never wavered, undefeated record on red lookin to join the gay blades

sofa king
08-25-2014, 06:35 PM
U are Islam radical

GrobbGangsta
08-25-2014, 08:18 PM
ojdauicejuiceman 24 shaman, never been defeated, never killed, never wavered, undefeated record on red lookin to join the gay blades

Please explain in 100 words or less why you want to join the Blades, also provide a description of your most intense homosexual fantasy and how you have contributed to gay culture or causes in the past 90 days.

We will welcome you with spread cheeks

sofa king
08-25-2014, 09:37 PM
How gay are the gay blades?

GrobbGangsta
08-25-2014, 10:18 PM
How gay are the gay blades?

I sucked my uncle's dick for tickets to Cats in Toronto

Laugher
08-25-2014, 10:42 PM
I sucked my uncle's dick for tickets to Cats in Toronto

LOL

Free bump

Not_Kazowi
08-26-2014, 10:47 AM
Do you support boy life

GrobbGangsta
08-26-2014, 11:01 PM
Gay Blades making huge gains in the Greater Gaydark area! Come rub cocks with the most elite homos on the box.

sofa king
08-27-2014, 01:55 AM
i'm still a virgin, i'm not sure if i'm ready yet

QuantumZebra
08-27-2014, 02:35 PM
You seem like a faggot, send one of us a tell in game and we will work on getting you an invite!

http://thefamilywicca.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/wpid-1405081789899.jpg

Not_Kazowi
08-28-2014, 12:15 PM
Update on gayness plS?

GrobbGangsta
08-29-2014, 10:13 AM
Update on gayness plS?

I drink semen out of a conch shell before hot yoga

GrobbGangsta
08-29-2014, 10:14 AM
PS Phagghagg is going to the beach this weekend with Michael Sam for a little Mandingo convention so please direct all concerns and requests to Karsten!

Mac Drettj
08-29-2014, 10:25 AM
yikes

karsten
08-29-2014, 11:43 AM
that's actually somewhat of a joke, as I'm also going with them

freez
09-03-2014, 10:29 PM
I drink semen out of a conch shell before hot yoga

LOL

GrobbGangsta
09-07-2014, 10:35 AM
Top guild on server, come join this dick party

Casey VII
09-07-2014, 06:13 PM
Blacks is declaring war for the affections of karsten dog

mtb tripper
09-08-2014, 07:41 AM
is this guild actually in game? would be fun to join

GrobbGangsta
09-08-2014, 09:27 AM
is this guild actually in game? would be fun to join

Yes send tells to Phaghagg, Karsten, Peacock, Coast

GrobbGangsta
09-09-2014, 12:29 PM
Stop fighting, give in, and admit it: you're gay! Join our growing legion of homosexuals today!

Yumyums Inmahtumtums
09-09-2014, 12:40 PM
Will there be punch? Considering joining.

I'm an erudite though...

GrobbGangsta
09-09-2014, 12:43 PM
Will there be punch? Considering joining.

I'm an erudite though...

Think about the gayest shit you can think of, multiply it by iceskates, and you have the Gay Blades.

We have many black LGBT members. Send tell to Phaghagg.

Yumyums Inmahtumtums
09-09-2014, 12:51 PM
I fuckin love ice skates.

mtb tripper
09-09-2014, 01:24 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmhfGsSuBWY

mtb tripper
09-10-2014, 01:54 AM
happy blades

Heyitsme
09-10-2014, 08:09 AM
http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6xxb0enQ11qd5ie2o1_500.jpg

http://media.nu.nl/m/m1mzusxagdmk.jpg

http://www.travelwithmasha.com/files/2014/01/Amsterdam-Gay-Pride-2004.jpg

http://media.nu.nl/m/m1dzeo8a0x63.jpg

http://media.iamsterdam.com/ndtrc/Images/20130405/44269745-994a-49d9-a96e-c18c56caeab5.jpg

Not_Kazowi
09-10-2014, 09:20 AM
What's the gay blades stance on high risk hiv infection sex?

Heyitsme
09-10-2014, 10:50 AM
http://www.simplyamsterdam.nl/img/conchita-wurst.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-HuFafDBEee0/U9-iX2ykyWI/AAAAAAAAD5U/hgkc1f7Jd6g/s1600/DSC_0016+-+Copy.JPG