R99 Fantasy Football

[heartbrand]

Rules: 12 Teams, yahoo, no ppr, 3 bench slots, $30. Points winner gets $60, 2nd $60, 1st $240. You need to pay before the draft to have your team enabled. No limit on roster moves.

[Sektor]

i wanan do this but im a newb

[Gaffin 7.0]

im poor someone wanna loan me $30

[krazyGlue]

Rules: 12 Teams, yahoo, no ppr, 3 bench slots, $30. Points winner gets $60, 2nd $60, 1st $240. You need to pay before the draft to have your team enabled. No limit on roster moves.

wait wait. are we supposed to expect you to pay the winner ? i smell scam

didnt you do a drawing for items and never payed up? not to long ago

[Super Hater]

Yeah. I wouldn't trust that thief.

[Rellapse40]

wait wait. are we supposed to expect you to pay the winner ? i smell scam

didnt you do a drawing for items and never payed up? not to long ago

[Genedin]

Is this money going to end up the same place as Pikrib's manastone?

[Rellapse40]

he prob shouldnt of scammed one of those more respectable person on the box

scum 4 life

[HippoNipple]

I'm in. Is this going to be an auto draft, if not when are you thinking about doing it?

[heartbrand]

No lol won't be auto draft. Prolly on a sunday night around 8PM EST would be my guess a few weeks before the season. Also lol @ the haters. I have over 800 SSN's and routing/checking #'s, credit card #'s etc., due to my line of business, but yes I'm here to steal your $30. No shocker the people crying are also some of the biggest faggots on the boards who wouldn't know what a football was if it hit them in the face.

[Super Hater]

I'm in. Is this going to be an auto draft, if not when are you thinking about doing it?

Asking Madden and auto drafting to default rankings is the only way nerds like Hippo and women that don't know anything about football can also participate.

Pretty neat. FF has come a long way!

[Kergan]

I'm in.

Also:

https://www.leaguesafe.com/

I use it for all my baseball/football leagues and it works like a champ.

[Nirgon]

No lol won't be auto draft. Prolly on a sunday night around 8PM EST would be my guess a few weeks before the season. Also lol @ the haters. I have over 800 SSN's and routing/checking #'s, credit card #'s etc., due to my line of business, but yes I'm here to steal your $30. No shocker the people crying are also some of the biggest faggots on the boards who wouldn't know what a football was if it hit them in the face.

Wish you'd rob GAYNO blind again

[heartbrand]

I'm in.

Also:

https://www.leaguesafe.com/

I use it for all my baseball/football leagues and it works like a champ.

even better, thanks Kergan!

[Quiet]

I'd do it

[Mac Drettj]

OMG HE DIDNT RAFFLE THE HOBBITS RING AND GOBLIN SWORD THAT GLOWS WHEN CLOSE TO BAD GUYS

THIEF THEIF THIEF THEIF
THEEEF

[Tassador]

Ppr league or bust

[Kergan]

I prefer half point PPR, good mix.

[HippoNipple]

Asking Madden and auto drafting to default rankings is the only way nerds like Hippo and women that don't know anything about football can also participate.

Pretty neat. FF has come a long way!

Fantasy Football always has an auto draft as an option. Anyone that knows anything about FF knows the management of the team during the season matters most. I could do an auto draft and smoke you with half the teams son.

I just wanted to know what was up with this draft so I knew when to be available if there was one.

[Super Hater]

Asking Madden and auto drafting to default rankings

Fantasy Football always has an auto draft as an option. Anyone that knows anything about FF knows the management of the team during the season matters most.

Who starts a league auto drafting by default rankings without following the offseason or training camp with no prior football knowledge? You just pick the top ranked available players during the regular season too. Ask your wife to give you more lessons on Football. Newb.

[mtb tripper]

Who starts a league auto drafting by default rankings without following the offseason or training camp with no prior football knowledge? You just pick the top ranked available players during the regular season too. Ask your wife to give you more lessons on Football. Newb.

do you have a soul patch by chance?

[mtb tripper]

and how many days out of the week do you wear wife beaters?

[georgie]

can I donate $500 to this fine establishment and be *awarded* some pixels

[mtb tripper]

can I donate $500 to this fine establishment and be *awarded* some pixels

ban

[Ames who?]

maybe u should buy a hairpiece instead?

p.s ur pparents house looks nice

http://i57.tinypic.com/f0rd05.jpg
freez do u even lift bro?

[georgie]

maybe u should buy a hairpiece instead?

p.s ur pparents house looks nice

that moment where you make a hairpiece joke and you have a receding hairline. LOL. feel bad for u bro. that shit is for life. as for me I have a full set of hair. and its pretty even at that.

http://cosmedclinicmexico.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/receding_hairline.jpg
you in 4 years? I think so

[Slathar]

maybe u should buy a hairpiece instead?

p.s ur pparents house looks nice

oh jesus the mirror selfie on a board of 99.8% males

kill me now

[Macc]

I also would be down if there is a spot. Send me info one where/when etc.

[Ames who?]

that moment where you make a hairpiece joke and you have a receding hairline. LOL. feel bad for u bro. that shit is for life. as for me I have a full set of hair. and its pretty even at that.

http://cosmedclinicmexico.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/receding_hairline.jpg
you in 4 years? I think so

Where those six periods really necessary? P.S if you wear your hat backwards in 2014 you need to kill yourself immediately.

[georgie]

Where those six periods really necessary? P.S if you wear your hat backwards in 2014 you need to kill yourself immediately.

that moment where you insult punctuation because you have absolutely no material. god help this poor young soul.

[Ames who?]

A case study:

http://i.imgur.com/g5fYiRQ.jpg

[Ames who?]

hahahahahahahahah

[georgie]

A case study:

http://i.imgur.com/g5fYiRQ.jpg

LOLLLLLLLLLLLL.

but yeah if having a fade entitles having no hair then fuck it?

[georgie]

https://sp1.yimg.com/ib/th?id=HN.607994149012113141&pid=15.1&P=0

[georgie]

lol my fault.https://sp1.yimg.com/ib/th?id=HN.607994149012113141&pid=15.1&P=0
repost cuz im new at this.

[Super Hater]

Ames talkin about other people's hair when his bitch ain't got none either. You can tell from all the baby hair in the front. Bitch look like Chris Tucker with a weave.

[Ames who?]

Ames talkin about other people's hair when his bitch ain't got none either. You can tell from all the baby hair in the front. Bitch look like Chris Tucker with a weave.

I like when she straightens her hair


get the best of both worlds u dig

[georgie]

was that picture taken at the soup kitchen, is that where you spend the holidays at?

[Slathar]

its a selfie war boys, prepare yourselves

[georgie]

its a selfie war boys, prepare yourselves

lol im out. got work hollaa

[Ames who?]

was that picture taken at the soup kitchen, is that where you spend the holidays at?

yeah the soup kitchen - Aka the R train. haha u bald moran

[Slathar]

A case study:

http://i.imgur.com/g5fYiRQ.jpg

this is my desktop wallpaper now


except ive crudely photoshopped my face over ur gf's face. we make such a cute couple. ill start collecting hair to make a hair doll of u for my model.

[Super Hater]

I like when she straightens her hair


get the best of both worlds u dig

Nope. That def is a weave. Not saying that as anything bad, But that right there is 100% a weave. The curly small hairs in the front that you see is her real hair. That other shit is horse hair. You might be able to fool most the white people here, but I have dated enough black women in my day to know a weave when I see it.

Sorry bro. Just accept it. It's ok...

[Ames who?]

Nope. That def is a weave. Not saying that as anything bad, But that right there is 100% a weave. The curly small hairs in the front that you see is her real hair. That other shit is horse hair. You might be able to fool most the white people here, but I have dated enough black women in my day to know a weave when I see it.

Sorry bro. Just accept it. It's ok...

*shrug* its her natural hair. I like weaves bro id bang the shit outta a ghetto bitch who looks like nicki minaj but she never wears one : (

[Super Hater]

*shrug* its her natural hair. I like weaves bro id bang the shit outta a ghetto bitch who looks like nicki minaj but she never wears one : (

All good. Just looks like a weave and im talkin shit. Maybe you just havent found out yet? Society these days have made black women feel ashamed for not having thin long hair so most try to get that look however they can. I thought my bitch had her natural hair for like 2 months until I tried to pull it and she got mad. It's cool, she is fine as fuck still! No shame in my game...

[Mac Drettj]

People minding their own business posted their selfies and super tryhard got jelly and mad.



ITT

[Genedin]

Nope. That def is a weave. Not saying that as anything bad, But that right there is 100% a weave. The curly small hairs in the front that you see is her real hair. That other shit is horse hair. You might be able to fool most the white people here, but I have dated enough black women in my day to know a weave when I see it.

Sorry bro. Just accept it. It's ok...

It's not horse hair. It's the hair from poor indian women who sell it or are exploited for it.

You can actually make a lot of money importing hair form impoverished indian women. It's sad but true.

[Tassador]

There is a difference between a good weave and a cheap weave. Them domincans get those dollar tree weaves rather fuck a fro. Nicki Minaj is fine as fuck I need to confirm if that ass is real.

[HippoNipple]

Who starts a league auto drafting by default rankings without following the offseason or training camp with no prior football knowledge? You just pick the top ranked available players during the regular season too. Ask your wife to give you more lessons on Football. Newb.

Has a lot more to do with who you are playing against. Not sure why you are projecting your bad strategies onto me. By asking if a guy on an internet forum how he has his fantasy draft set up you know my entire fantasy football strategy?

So upset you make up dumb shit to be pissed about. Get a hobby these forums aren't good for you.

[fiegi 8.0]

make it 75 and money up front and the sports prophet will bless the league with an apperance

[Ames who?]

this is my desktop wallpaper now


except ive crudely photoshopped my face over ur gf's face. we make such a cute couple. ill start collecting hair to make a hair doll of u for my model.

hahahaha

[HippoNipple]

Lot of talk about girls hair, who gives a shit what this girl's hair looks like. Slap a good smile on this body and you're good to go.

http://funnydoom.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/114.jpg

[Super Hater]

rather fuck a fro.
LOL!

Id def fuck nicki, but something about her face looks weird to me. Cant point it out, maybe its combination of her nose and her eyes being too close together? I dunno...

http://yeeeah.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/FP_8239939_Minaj_Nicki_NYC_12_191-e1323101151825-530x709.jpg

Rather bang Melyssa Ford or some shit

http://img.portwallpaper.com/imgcel/Melyssa_Ford/Melyssa-Ford-3.JPG

[Gaffin 7.0]

damn this thread went 2 shit

[Super Hater]

damn this thread went 2 shit

that ass though...

[Gaffin 7.0]

can tell she works out lol

[Tassador]

I think she funky looking plus the wigs and wierd makeup doesn't help but her body is sick.

[georgie]

I would def baby mama

[Fame]

been gone a while, stepping back for a bit I can really see how much you people really need each other

[Halfelfbard]

If you really plan todo this, almost all Fantasy Football drafts are done after the last preseaon game...when the rosters are set.

[Cheesypoof]

I'm up for this HB PM me the info. This will provide months of smacktalk when I own you all.







In b4 Smedy talks about HB's sack.

[Tassador]

Point per reception no second and third place winner takes all like Aesop rock.

[heartbrand]

I'll be shooting invites out next week, PM me e-mail addresses, feel free to make non RL name emails for this to avoid crazy p99 psychopaths

[Kergan]

If you use Yahoo! (best by far imo) you can just PM the invite link to people on the forums.

[heartbrand]

o yaw good point

[heartbrand]

bump, PM me if you want to get in. ill send sign up links to everyone. deadline of next friday.

[Rellapse40]

lol u think *****s gonna trust u

u just stole like the 30th account u fucking fgt

[heartbrand]

https://www.leaguesafe.com/