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GradnerLives
08-12-2014, 06:00 PM
Today, on this glorious Tuesday the duke has blessed, I will bow my head towards Quebec, grab a sip of maple syrup and take leave of my work-day duties in order to share with you, friends, the glorious teachings of our Duke-Prophet.

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Business and Trade:

The Prophet Nizzar (peace be upon him) was asked what type of earning was best, and he replied: "A man’s work with his hands and every (lawful) pixel transaction."
——— Al-Tirmidhi, Hadith 846.

Charity:

The Prophet Nizzar said: “Do not turn away a poor scrub…even if all you can give is a wolf eye bracelet. If you love the poors and bring them near you…Rogean will bring you near Him on the Day of Resurrection.”
——— Al-Tirmidhi, Hadith 1376.

Constancy in Doing Good:

The Prophet Nizzar said: “Do good deeds properly, sincerely and moderately and know that your deeds will not make you enter VP, and that the most beloved deed to Rogean’s is the most regular and constant even though it were little.”
——— Prophet Nizzar as narrated by A’isha (ra) in Sahih Bukhari, vol. 8, hadith 471

Forgiveness:

The Prophet Nizzar said: “It is better for a guild leader to make a mistake in forgiving than to make a mistake in punishing.”
——— Al-Tirmidhi, Hadith 1011.

Generosity:

The Prophet Nizzar said: “Indeed, an ignorant man who is generous is dearer to Rogean than a worshipper who is miserly.”
——— Al-Tirmidhi: Hadith 580.

Gratitude and Thankfulness:

The Prophet Nizzar said: “And if Rogean touches you with permaban, none can remove it but He: But if He bestows upon you a favor, remember that He is the Possessor of every power to do all that He wills.”
——— The Holy Quran, Chapter 6, Verse 17.

Humility:

The Prophet Nizzar (peace be upon him) said “(Rogean) has revealed to me that you should adopt humility so that no one oppresses another.”
——— Riyadh-us-Salaheen, Hadith 1589.

Integrity:

"When losing consistently in PVE and PVP weighs on your conscience, give it up."
——— Prophet Nizzar in Al-Tirmidhi, Hadith 8.

Knowledge:

"The knowledge from which no benefit is derived is like a treasure out of which nothing is spent in the cause of Nihilum."
——— Prophet Nizzar as reported by Abu Hurayrah, transmitted by Ahmad and Darimi in Al Tirmidhi, hadith #108.

Leadership:

“The worst of guardians is a cruel Guild Leader. Beware of becoming one of them.”
——— Prophet Nizzar as reported in Sahih Muslim, Hadith 846.

Mercy:

The Prophet Nizzar said: “Rogean will not be merciful to those who are not merciful to people.”
——— Sahih al-Bukhari, Vol. 9, #473.

Moderation:

"They are the losers, those who make the game hard and tough. They imperil themselves who enforce tough practices. They destroy themselves, those who are extremes."
——— Prophet Nizzar as reported by Ibn Masud in Sahih Muslim.

Partnering:

"Whoever recommends and helps a good guild becomes a partner therein, and whoever recommends and helps an evil guild shares in its burdens."
——— The Holy Quran, Chapter 4, Verse 85.

Patience:

"[W]hoever abstains from asking others, Rogean will make him contented, and whoever tries to make himself self-sufficient, Rogean will make him self-sufficient. And whoever remains patient, Rogean will make him patient. Nobody can be given a blessing better and greater than patience."
——— Prophet Nizzar as reported by Abu Said Al Khudri in Sahih Bukhari, vol 2 hadith 548.

Serving Others:

The Prophet Nizzar said, “Do not wish to be like anyone, except in two cases: (1) A man whom Rogean has given wealth and he spends it righteously. (2) A man whom Rogean has given wisdom (knowledge of the Server Rules and the Raid Guidelines) and he acts according to it and teaches it to others.”
——— Narrated by Abdullah in Bukhari, vol: 9, hadith 255.

Truth:

"A true action leads to the path of virtue and good deeds, and virtue paves the way of a person to VP, and the said person continues to speak the truth till in the sight of Rogean he is named Siddiq or Truthful. Lying leads to vice, and vice leads to indecent acts and if a person goes on lying till in the sight of Rogean he is named a liar."
——— The Prophet Nizzar as reported by Abdullah Ibn Mas’ud (r) in Bukhari and Muslim.

Wisdom:

"Wisdom is a long-cherished wish to the believer. He takes it from wherever he listens to it; and he does not mind from where it came out."
——— Prophet Nizzar as narrated by Ibn Hibban.

Super Hater
08-12-2014, 06:02 PM
tryhard

Cymeon
08-12-2014, 06:24 PM
I never heard him say that stuff.


"SHUT ZEE FUCK UP AND PULL ZIS SHEET" - Real Nizzar Quote

Says that a lot.

Sweetbaby Jesus
08-12-2014, 06:34 PM
A+

Made my day. Love you Gradner...Pras Duke Nizzar!

mikemandella
08-12-2014, 06:40 PM
A+

Made my day. Love you Gradner...Pras Duke Nizzar!

I heard one.. "40 dollars" haha countless hours down the drain.. Better than any YT imaginable.

GradnerLives
08-12-2014, 06:49 PM
I heard one.. "40 dollars" haha countless hours down the drain.. Better than any YT imaginable.


Let us meditate on this one together, brother Oppressor.

Forgiveness:

"That is so. And if anyone inflicts an injury the same as the one done to him and then is again oppressed, Rogean will come to his aid. Rogean is All-Pardoning, Ever-Forgiving."
——— Surat Al-Hajj, 60.

Ours is truly a wise Duke.

thugcruncher
08-12-2014, 07:01 PM
ahduke

thugcruncher
08-12-2014, 07:01 PM
so beautiful

http://i.imgur.com/eHdtGEj.jpg

fiegi 8.0
08-12-2014, 07:38 PM
http://media.carbonated.tv/87119_story__Romney%20pensive.gif

Eslade
08-12-2014, 07:42 PM
This thread,
http://i.imgur.com/ejOduHL.gif

GradnerLives
08-12-2014, 07:56 PM
This thread,
http://i.imgur.com/ejOduHL.gif

There is a teaching within 'Nizzaric' literature on the prohibition of masturbation and that it is a filthy and sinful act. There is nothing in the duke's teachings to suggest this is prohibited or is sinful.

The portrayal of one's own genitals as untouchable and sinful has an indirect side-effect on growing individuals' minds by creating subconscious 'blockades' to sexual pleasure - that receiving pleasure from their bodies is at some level, inherently wrong and incorrect. It may lead to mental reluctance to acceptance of sexual pleasure and to fully surrender to the enjoyment of sexual sensations Allah bestows on them during their merital lives. Instead of embracing their bodies and the ability to enjoy sexual pleasure, this teaching promotes in building a sense of guilt for having sexual tension.

Understanding 23:5-7

"...who guard their private parts, except from their spouses or whom their right hands possess - these are not blameworthy. But anyone who seeks more than this, then they are the transgressors."
Nizzar (peace be with him) 23:5-7

This verse is stressing the severity of adultery and fornication. As mentioned in the verse, one can have intercourse with only "spouses" or those "whom their right hands posses" (who also have to be married - 4:24). The sinfulness of this act is depicted by labeling the one who has had intercourse with a person who is of any other relationship than these "transgressors" (الْعَادُون). [Adultery / fornication is strictly forbidden in Glorious Qur'an 24:2 and for which a punishment is prescribed].

Some try to twist the words of the duke in order to suit their own purposes, but it stands quite clear to those who understand his teachings that the duke does not forbid jerking off in a circle in pras of his glory but, rather, he blesses the act with all his holiness.

Eslade
08-12-2014, 07:58 PM
There is a teaching within 'Nizzaric' literature on the prohibition of masturbation and that it is a filthy and sinful act. There is nothing in the duke's teachings to suggest this is prohibited or is sinful.

The portrayal of one's own genitals as untouchable and sinful has an indirect side-effect on growing individuals' minds by creating subconscious 'blockades' to sexual pleasure - that receiving pleasure from their bodies is at some level, inherently wrong and incorrect. It may lead to mental reluctance to acceptance of sexual pleasure and to fully surrender to the enjoyment of sexual sensations Allah bestows on them during their merital lives. Instead of embracing their bodies and the ability to enjoy sexual pleasure, this teaching promotes in building a sense of guilt for having sexual tension.

Understanding 23:5-7

"...who guard their private parts, except from their spouses or whom their right hands possess - these are not blameworthy. But anyone who seeks more than this, then they are the transgressors."
Nizzar (peace be with him) 23:5-7

This verse is stressing the severity of adultery and fornication. As mentioned in the verse, one can have intercourse with only "spouses" or those "whom their right hands posses" (who also have to be married - 4:24). The sinfulness of this act is depicted by labeling the one who has had intercourse with a person who is of any other relationship than these "transgressors" (الْعَادُون). [Adultery / fornication is strictly forbidden in Glorious Qur'an 24:2 and for which a punishment is prescribed].

Some try to twist the words of the duke in order to suit their own purposes, but it stands quite clear to those who understand his teachings that the duke does not forbid jerking off in a circle in pras of his glory but, rather, he blesses the act with all his holiness.

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/154/912/berneydidnotread.gif

Kasyra
08-12-2014, 08:17 PM
I never heard him say that stuff.


"SHUT ZEE FUCK UP AND PULL ZIS SHEET" - Real Nizzar Quote

Says that a lot.

just about fucking died laughing at this lol

Nirgon
08-12-2014, 08:17 PM
Kinda wearin' out the Pierre face


pal

Tassador
08-12-2014, 08:20 PM
Insulting Islam on the internet goodluck with your life sir!

Super Hater
08-12-2014, 09:42 PM
There is a teaching within 'Nizzaric' literature on the prohibition of masturbation and that it is a filthy and sinful act. There is nothing in the duke's teachings to suggest this is prohibited or is sinful.

The portrayal of one's own genitals as untouchable and sinful has an indirect side-effect on growing individuals' minds by creating subconscious 'blockades' to sexual pleasure - that receiving pleasure from their bodies is at some level, inherently wrong and incorrect. It may lead to mental reluctance to acceptance of sexual pleasure and to fully surrender to the enjoyment of sexual sensations Allah bestows on them during their merital lives. Instead of embracing their bodies and the ability to enjoy sexual pleasure, this teaching promotes in building a sense of guilt for having sexual tension.

Understanding 23:5-7

"...who guard their private parts, except from their spouses or whom their right hands possess - these are not blameworthy. But anyone who seeks more than this, then they are the transgressors."
Nizzar (peace be with him) 23:5-7

This verse is stressing the severity of adultery and fornication. As mentioned in the verse, one can have intercourse with only "spouses" or those "whom their right hands posses" (who also have to be married - 4:24). The sinfulness of this act is depicted by labeling the one who has had intercourse with a person who is of any other relationship than these "transgressors" (الْعَادُون). [Adultery / fornication is strictly forbidden in Glorious Qur'an 24:2 and for which a punishment is prescribed].

Some try to twist the words of the duke in order to suit their own purposes, but it stands quite clear to those who understand his teachings that the duke does not forbid jerking off in a circle in pras of his glory but, rather, he blesses the act with all his holiness.


Great effort. Try hard...

Halfelfbard
08-13-2014, 01:41 AM
http://relationshipplaybook.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/6a0120a4ea77cc970b01676154d8d3970b-800wi.jpg

Niz forgot to pull out.

thugcruncher
08-13-2014, 03:47 AM
http://relationshipplaybook.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/6a0120a4ea77cc970b01676154d8d3970b-800wi.jpg

Niz forgot to pull out.

The Lord Duke Nizzar's seed is so powerful he pregafies any female within a 10 foot radius.

thugcruncher
08-13-2014, 04:22 AM
tryhard

http://i.imgur.com/ldF5Ncf.gif

Wawaka
08-13-2014, 08:09 AM
http://i.imgur.com/ldF5Ncf.gif

haha

Tradesonred
08-13-2014, 11:51 AM
Thy shall not make mistakes that are not mistakes, or thou shall be called a retard in a loud angry voice

GradnerLives
08-13-2014, 07:42 PM
http://i.imgur.com/ldF5Ncf.gif

4d3d3d3 engaged

Kergan
08-14-2014, 12:26 AM
Best part of this thread was Oppressor getting trolled.