harnold hospitalized - needs your help

[harnold]

I have been hospitalized for my longtime condition of having a severed ass cheek. Reattachment surgery will begin tonight.

[Misto]

Is this serious?

If it is, I'm sorry for laughing.

[GinnasP99]

So you, got your ass handed to you ?

[Whirled]

*waiting for a pita joke ... or perhaps a young doctor segue

[Swish]

It's dangerous to assume

[Strifer]

I hope your doctor doesn't half-ass the surgery. #prasharnold2014