Lite, its time to shake Heartbrand's hand

[Nirgon]

Have you at least thanked this guy ONCE for dropping the Hebrew Hammer and doing what so many players and staff alike could not?

Inb4 this misconstrued as an attack thread: Enjoy your PDs with your pals, god knows you guys sat in front of enough EQ for it.

[harnold]

What did he do

[Pikrib]

What did he do

I believe HeartBrand was the one to get Nizzar banned. As Lite's Emissary I would like to personally thank HB for the fine job he has done. The tears resulting from Nizzar's banning have somehow accumulated in Lite's bathtub instead of surrounding HB inside of a tearnado. If HB would like to soak inside Lite's bathtub he will be allowed to, only after Lite has taken his bath first though.

Your pal
Emissary Pikrib

[Nirgon]

I just wanna hear it from Lite as a reflection of his good character / ability to be men about it.

He may go on to kill Heartbrand at his bind whenever the opportunity arises etc.

[Smedy]

didnt heartbrand just backstab someone who though he was his friend all over again? not sure if it should be praised, if i was you i'd stay the fuck away from hb and keep my eye on him, never turn your back to that guy cuz that shiv is waitin dog

[daasgoot]

didnt heartbrand just backstab someone who though he was his friend all over again? not sure if it should be praised, if i was you i'd stay the fuck away from hb and keep my eye on him, never turn your back to that guy cuz that shiv is waitin dog

hide your kids.. hide your wives.

[Nirgon]

Ya like I said..

Don't hafta change ya'lls relationship or buy him a computer.

Just a firm hand shake for his act of semitic valor.

[lite]

on more than one occasion i've requested details on exactly how everything went down and have yet to be provided with information.

[heartbrand]

didnt heartbrand just backstab someone who though he was his friend all over again? not sure if it should be praised, if i was you i'd stay the fuck away from hb and keep my eye on him, never turn your back to that guy cuz that shiv is waitin dog

This is what irreparable brain rot over a video game looks like.

[Nirgon]

on more than one occasion i've requested details on exactly how everything went down and have yet to be provided with information.

Heartbrand was given information by nameless brave heroes (I wouldn't reveal Seal Team 6's identity if I had that either u feels?) which lead to the downfall of the Duke. The documents clearly showed a forum post by the Duke talking about how he was going to handle Velious/dkp and the continued purchase for plat or "LOL OTHERWISE WINK WINK" (not a direct quote) of items from the guild bank.

Various sources snubbed by the Duke because they were tired of raiding just to farm more plat (or otherwise wink wink) for him to get said items would not go forward with burning him. Heartbrand was the only one willing, because of being booted on grounds of ultimatum from the danes, to do it.

On another note... at one point, Lite, you said something like "why don't you guys just turn this guy in and form your own guild". Well, they kinda did.

(Check one)
[] Men about it - Thank you for doing that Heartbrand
[] Not men about it - Naw / pixel disease / other (specify)

[Eslade]

http://rlv.zcache.com/ninja_jew_post_card-r4242b770e0074a3fa299a64879053c52_vgbaq_8byvr_512. jpg

[Not_Kazowi]

Lite is a coward drama queen sex offender pedophiles. Dude probably doesn't even know how to give a good handshake. This Eq server and his ego on it are all he has in his life

[Nirgon]

We dun need dat in here

[krazyGlue]

Lite is a coward drama queen sex offender pedophiles. Dude probably doesn't even know how to give a good handshake. This Eq server and his ego on it are all he has in his life

and you participate in sex trafficing of illegal women . so what makes you think your better then anyone else . and whats the sad part is that. you work for your dad. and your dad probably paid for your wife because he knew you are a loser irl. and couldnt get one on your own

[Not_Kazowi]

and you participate in sex trafficing of illegal women . so what makes you think your better then anyone else . and whats the sad part is that. you work for your dad. and your dad probably paid for your wife because he knew you are a loser irl. and couldnt get one on your own

Lol it's interesting to see that you and your guild sit around guessing about my life. Obsessed much?

I didn't know I worked for my dad, news to me. I also didn't realize that's partook in human trafficking?


What's sad is how you brag about having no job and sitting around playing eq all day. You guys are a bunch of losers that are so devoted to eq emu it's hilariously pathetic.

[krazyGlue]

Lol it's interesting to see that you and your guild sit around guessing about my life. Obsessed much?

I didn't know I worked for my dad, news to me. I also didn't realize that's partook in human trafficking?


What's sad is how you brag about having no job and sitting around playing eq all day. You guys are a bunch of losers that are so devoted to eq emu it's hilariously pathetic.

i have no job i had 3 kids i sleep in my moms basement and i refuse to pay child support. also obama pays me to log into everquest 18 hours a day

[Pikrib]

Lite is a coward drama queen sex offender pedophiles. Dude probably doesn't even know how to give a good handshake. This Eq server and his ego on it are all he has in his life

Dear Rexx

You took this and many other posts to a personal IRL level when there was no need for it. Then you wonder Y people attack your RL self. It needs to stop and only you can prevent yourself from making these posts.

Emissary Pikrib

[krazyGlue]

Lol it's interesting to see that you and your guild sit around guessing about my life .

just like you sit around guessing about lites life. you see how that works? =)

[karsten]

i had 3 kids

where did they go

[krazyGlue]

where did they go

adoption

[Super Hater]

Lol it's interesting to see that you and your guild sit around guessing about my life. Obsessed much?

I didn't know I worked for my dad, news to me. I also didn't realize that's partook in human trafficking?


What's sad is how you brag about having no job and sitting around playing eq all day. You guys are a bunch of losers that are so devoted to eq emu it's hilariously pathetic.

Yeah. After awhile, I think it becomes pretty clear on who's doing better than who. night and day clear. Denial, lies, envy, lack of social skills, lack of vagina, etc. never seen so much of it.

Shits hilarious.

[Pikrib]

Heartbrand was given information by nameless brave heroes (I wouldn't reveal Seal Team 6's identity if I had that either u feels?) which lead to the downfall of the Duke. The documents clearly showed a forum post by the Duke talking about how he was going to handle Velious/dkp and the continued purchase for plat or "LOL OTHERWISE WINK WINK" (not a direct quote) of items from the guild bank.

Various sources snubbed by the Duke because they were tired of raiding just to farm more plat (or otherwise wink wink) for him to get said items would not go forward with burning him. Heartbrand was the only one willing, because of being booted on grounds of ultimatum from the danes, to do it.

On another note... at one point, Lite, you said something like "why don't you guys just turn this guy in and form your own guild". Well, they kinda did.

(Check one)
[] Men about it - Thank you for doing that Heartbrand
[] Not men about it - Naw / pixel disease / other (specify)

Lite will need to meet and talk to the party's involved in the slaying of Nizzar. It is one thing to plunge the knife into Caesar Niz's back, and another to hold the knife that stabbed Caesar Niz's back after the deed was already done.

Lite would like to thank HB for hitting the <send> button. Lite has no further comment at this time.

Your pal
Emissary Pikrib

[Nirgon]

Unacceptable

[Jenni D]

Pras heartbrand. And I mean that from my heart

Why did the Danes despise hb? There were some absolutely vicious cunts in nihi, dullah for one. What an absolutely horrid cunt he was.

What a cunt...


Cunt

[Not Salem]

Him and Elderan are banned for ever now because they used 3rd party programs to grind faction and trade skills, aka cheaters

[Not_Kazowi]

just like you sit around guessing about lites life. you see how that works? =)

Guessing? Sorry, negative on that. He's come out explaining his sex conviction in detail. I have no clue who told you I work for my dad or bought my wife because that's 100% inaccurate speculation.

[Nirgon]

Okay you're both terrible people that think with their penises. Aren't we all.

Stfu about it.

[Elspeth]

Lite is a coward drama queen sex offender pedophiles. Dude probably doesn't even know how to give a good handshake. This Eq server and his ego on it are all he has in his life


this coming from someone with a live in whore he purchased from an online pimp. just a pillar of morality i tell ya.

[Pikrib]

Stfu about it.

/agree. This RL shit is ruining my FQ immersion.

Will admit I once made fun of Retti about RL shit, but wish I could take it back.
Sorry Retti please forgive me.

[Not_Kazowi]

this coming from someone with a live in whore he purchased from an online pimp. just a pillar of morality i tell ya.

Prof?

[LulzSect]

duped nizzar

[Pikrib]

use their proper honorific u lil fuking worm

Dear Retard

I was comparing Duke Nizzar to Julius Caesar.

Your pal
Emissary Pikrib

[quido]

Elderan denied being a 6x felon who lost his home too.

Why would Rexx fess up to being the RL loser we all know he is?

[Pikrib]

dear snout licker,

everybody got the reference, it was dumb and hurt everybody's autistic brain here.

also, heartbrand wasn't the duke's friend, so the reference doesn't make much sense.

Dear Trytoohard

If you got the reference then why the cry? Please drink more water when crying this hard. Lite doesn't want you getting dehydrated.

Your pal
Emissary Pikrib

[Kergan]

Caesar comparison is actually a fantastic one.

Man seized power from weaker men.
Weak men conspired to kill him because they feared his power, and to restore the republic...which they never did.
The aftermath turned into a civil war between the assassins and those loyal to Caesar.
Those loyal to Caesar prevailed.

So compare it to this server, you have a dictator (Nizzar) who scared people (Azrael) enough into taking a pussy way of getting rid of him (assassination via GM). They do this under the guise of server health, but don't actually follow through on their promises.

So now we just need Nizzar's heir to come in and fulfill the prophecy. Who will be our Octavian and Mark Antony?

[Not_Kazowi]

Elderan denied being a 6x felon who lost his home too.

Why would Rexx fess up to being the RL loser we all know he is?

Why don't you just "spend a few minutes" of research and figure it out you fat nerd? Trying to call me a loser after you spent time looking up your elf enemies credit history is comical.

You're such a weirdo to do that. My life is great, beautiful wife, nice car, great job, bank account is flush. Couldn't be happier.

You enjoy sitting around googling random men you met on elf quest. Imagine if you had to explain that to your family. Haha you fucking loser weirdo

[Kergan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74k_JbPWsVs

[quido]

RL attacks are only cool when Rexx does it.

[Pikrib]

So compare it to this server, you have a dictator (Nizzar) who scared people (Azrael) enough into taking a pussy way of getting rid of him (assassination via GM). They do this under the guise of server health, but don't actually follow through on their promises.


Nizzar poisoned himself with an over indulgance in bloomin onions.

Azrael didn't assasinate Nizzar via GMs.
Your own guildmates did.

You should find and slay his murderers.
Or are you too busy being currently guilded with them in <Holocaust>?

[Mac Drettj]

dear faggot, stop trying to make a self made nick name stick

[Gaffin 7.0]

dear faggot, stop trying to make a self made nick name stick

[Pikrib]

Retti calm down your tear catcher will be issued to you shortly

http://www.michaelbackmanltd.com/sitebuilder/images/IMG_6076-997x541.jpg

[Eslade]

wtf are those

A major award.

[Eslade]

wut

http://www.waywardtees.com/images/cpgal/01/mjrwr.jpg

[Kergan]

Nizzar poisoned himself with an over indulgance in bloomin onions.

Azrael didn't assasinate Nizzar via GMs.
Your own guildmates did.

You should find and slay his murderers.
Or are you too busy being currently guilded with them in <Holocaust>?

No guildmate of mine did anything to get Nizzar banned. Former guildmate maybe. And make no mistake, Nizzar's mistake wasn't doing the crime - we both know plenty of Azrael engage in RMT...it was trusting people not to gather evidence against him whilst being showered with pixels.

You will be just like me some day when Lite goes down, a FQ warrior without a cause.

p.s. Would guild with them again though, 0 fucks given about grudges on an elf sim. There is literally 1 person on R99 I wouldn't guild with under the right circumstances and that is Sektors. Don't like the idea that someone is recording my every word, logging my every chat message and then spending hours pouring over it to tuck snipets away for when the time comes. Shit is as creepy as he looks.

[Not_Kazowi]

RL attacks are only cool when Rexx does it.

No but the difference is I only use what people admitted to on the forums, 0 extra research online by me.

Huge difference bud, you went out of your way to investigate an elf enemy.

[Nirgon]

Can ya'll try to keep this related to Norrath, dragons, the various world currencies used in obtaining items of power at times and players getting banned as a result?

[Pikrib]

wtf are those

Doesn't read what he quotes...

That is a "tear catcher" which Lite will be issuing to you shortly. Please fill and deposit the contents of the "tear catcher" into Lite's bathtub.

Your pal
Emissary Pikrib

[Mac Drettj]

pikrib this ur first time on the internet? you're doing it wrong

[Swyft]

No guildmate of mine did anything to get Nizzar banned. Former guildmate maybe. And make no mistake, Nizzar's mistake wasn't doing the crime - we both know plenty of Azrael engage in RMT...it was trusting people not to gather evidence against him whilst being showered with pixels.

You will be just like me some day when Lite goes down, a FQ warrior without a cause.

p.s. Would guild with them again though, 0 fucks given about grudges on an elf sim. There is literally 1 person on R99 I wouldn't guild with under the right circumstances and that is Sektors. Don't like the idea that someone is recording my every word, logging my every chat message and then spending hours pouring over it to tuck snipets away for when the time comes. Shit is as creepy as he looks.

You sucked a grown wheelchair bound man's dick over 4000 times on video game forums, he's gone and your still sucking his shaft so hard you match the freckles on his balls to constellations you follow like a lost sailor seeking the north star.

And that's not creepy as fuck to you?

[Silent]

What happened hur?

krazyGlue krazyGlue is offline
Banned

Gaffin 7.0 Gaffin 7.0 is offline
Banned

Forums getting cleaned up again due to RL attacks and such? Hopefully so

[Korrupt]

nah he banned me (gaffin) for saying pity reply to deru's his stream thread Lool

[Kergan]

You sucked a grown wheelchair bound man's dick over 4000 times on video game forums, he's gone and your still sucking his shaft so hard you match the freckles on his balls to constellations you follow like a lost sailor seeking the north star.

And that's not creepy as fuck to you?

Not sure what you mean I never met Nizzar IRL. By "sucking his shaft" do you mean showing up to 20% of raids and getting a bunch of VP loot?

[LulzSect]

pity reply

[Silent]

Kergan might post a lot, but he never sucked any dick for loot from what I saw. He was a casual player mostly from what I recall, a good guy and loyal. I can see why he still talks about nihilum and the upsides and good people from it as well as the downfalls it had. I always liked him, he was probably one of the dozen or so people who didn't really seem to care about getting dat crown o rile, phara dar robe getting everything for himself all pimped out. Unlike some people hes a decent person.

[Kergan]

Thanks pal!

[Recycled Children]

This was a fun read. Why in God's name are you people spilling your dirty laundry on the internet?

[Imago]

Who will be our Octavian and Mark Antony?

Marcus Antonius was Caesar's hand of vengeance, in which he defeated Cassius and Brutus while allied, but not partnered with, Octavian.

Less than 10 years after Caesar's death, Octavian and Antony were at each other's throats, using everything they had to destroy each other politically. Antony took a gamble that backfired horribly and had absolutely no Roman public support before his defeat at Actium.

I wrote my thesis on the Triumvirate, specifically Mark Antony.

Nizzar was nothing like Caesar. Caesar was loved by the Roman people, and this was proven during the Lupercalia of 45 BC. Antony tried three times to crown Caesar, to which the people chanted their support, but Caesar refused symbolically each time. He was waiting to conquer Parthia and return the Roman standards that Crassus had lost a few generations previously, thus fulfilling the prophey stating that the man who returned the standards would be rightfully crowned the next king of Rome.

When was he supposed to leave on this campaign? March 16th.

Nizzar was not about to blow our minds with something before the GMs banned him, nor was he adored by the common man. He was pathetic and everyone knew it, had been warned multiple times to cut his shit out and spit in the faces of the GMs. He deserved what happened.

[Mac Drettj]

nah he banned me (gaffin) for saying pity reply to deru's his stream thread Lool

lol

[Swyft]

Not sure what you mean I never met Nizzar IRL. By "sucking his shaft" do you mean showing up to 20% of raids and getting a bunch of VP loot?

Sucking shaft=modern day colloquialism for kissing ass. No one here actually thought you pulled yourself up spoke by spoke to unzip Nizzar's flaccid penis from his jeans.

[Kergan]

Sucking shaft=modern day colloquialism for kissing ass. No one here actually thought you pulled yourself up spoke by spoke to unzip Nizzar's flaccid penis from his jeans.

Oh I thought you meant it literally.

[Sektor]

Kergan I'm pretty sure the only reason why Holocaust allowed you in their guild was because of Thrilla, nobody but Thrilla wants to be guilded with a warm body/non factor like yourself.


p.s.

Pikrib ruslting some jimmies, A+ pal

[Swyft]

Kergan I'm pretty sure the only reason why Holocaust allowed you in their guild was because of Thrilla, nobody but Thrilla wants to be guilded with a warm body/non factor like yourself.


p.s.

Pikrib ruslting some jimmies, A+ pal

LOL are you talking about Kergan or yourself cuz I can't tell. Your not even a warm body your a hand warmer for Lite's balls.

http://www.rei.com/media/zz/d121b343-f592-4b47-9115-619c1d57fc19.jpg

[Not_Kazowi]

Kergan I'm pretty sure the only reason why Holocaust allowed you in their guild was because of Thrilla, nobody but Thrilla wants to be guilded with a warm body/non factor like yourself.


p.s.

Pikrib ruslting some jimmies, A+ pal

Pikrib isn't rustling anyone and you're more of a non factor than anyone.

[Mac Drettj]

pikrib mostly just looking like a retarded cock gobbler whos never used the internet b4

[Eslade]

So when gyno does it for Nizzar it's funny but when pikrib does it with Lite It's cock gobbling?

[Swyft]

pikrib mostly just looking like a retarded cock gobbler whos never used the internet b4

This is how I picture Pikrib in RL

http://www.healthypenis.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/8781-fleshlite-stamina1-300x219.jpg

Without Lite he's just an empty fake vagina.

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

Never thought to get waffled cone for the fleshlight.

Intredasting

[HippoNipple]

So when gyno does it for Nizzar it's funny but when pikrib does it with Lite It's cock gobbling?

A lot of it has to do with the quality of the material. Reading pages and pages about tears gets old quick.

[Genedin]

I like Imago's post.

[Kergan]

Kergan I'm pretty sure the only reason why Holocaust allowed you in their guild was because of Thrilla, nobody but Thrilla wants to be guilded with a warm body/non factor like yourself.


p.s.

Pikrib ruslting some jimmies, A+ pal

Guaranteed that is the only reason they let me in, and I have posted that on multiple occasions.

I wish everyone could have an e-bromance like Thrilla and I, we have a special bond (not gay).

[Pikrib]

Wow a ton of hate generated here. I feel like I might be the first one targeted in mass pvp if we ever get any.

As Emissary to Lite (pras be his name) I would first off like to state that Retti knows all about the cock gobbling. He has performed it so much on Nizzar that Retti always wears kneepads and keeps spare chapstick around for when his lips get dry.

[Smedy]

So when gyno does it for Nizzar it's funny but when pikrib does it with Lite It's cock gobbling?

though this was intredasting

gyno is a pal tho, but his duke infected mind must be cured

[Swyft]

Wow a ton of hate generated here. I feel like I might be the first one targeted in mass pvp if we ever get any.

As Emissary to Lite (pras be his name) I would first off like to state that Retti knows all about the cock gobbling. He has performed it so much on Nizzar that Retti always wears kneepads and keeps spare chapstick around for when his lips get dry.

Hate lmfao, you've never done anything, HATE is like when I made u plug and you logged back in and cried to me in tells.

You haven't done anything for anyone to hate you, we all just think your pathetic and are laughing at you.

[Eslade]

Hate lmfao, you've never done anything, HATE is like when I made u plug and you logged back in and cried to me in tells.

You haven't done anything for anyone to hate you, we all just think your pathetic and are laughing at you.

Not true, pikrib is one of the nicest people on the box and is always willing to help. As a bonus he also leaves ocean of tears from time to time. Keep fighting the man tho.

[Pikrib]

I will admit that Swyft successfully attacked Emissary Pikrib and made me plug outside of the ocean of tears zone. If Swyft will admit that he had Murda(I think it was Murda anyway?) with him making it 2v1. No tears were involved, ocean or otherwise.

[Sapphiay]

Lite has to thank Terp/ Pyrokinetic for giving information from TS/ forum of Nihilum to Heartbrand. So it was indeed from inside Nihilum. The owner of the TS and forum checked with some other all logs and this name was the only one during this timeperiod at all involved logs. The reason he did this is easy to understand. His guild Holocaust got banned by Nihilum and Heartbrand is part of their friendshipcircle for years.

Lite is the serverboss now. Deal with it. And he has a better standing with gms so it seems.

[Doors]

Brain rot real bad in this one.

[Mac Drettj]

I will admit that Swyft successfully attacked Emissary Pikrib and made me plug outside of the ocean of tears zone. If Swyft will admit that he had Murda(I think it was Murda anyway?) with him making it 2v1. No tears were involved, ocean or otherwise.

ocean of tears

all i read

[Terpuntine]

Lite has to thank Terp/ Pyrokinetic for giving information from TS/ forum of Nihilum to Heartbrand. So it was indeed from inside Nihilum. The owner of the TS and forum checked with some other all logs and this name was the only one during this timeperiod at all involved logs. The reason he did this is easy to understand. His guild Holocaust got banned by Nihilum and Heartbrand is part of their friendshipcircle for years.

Lite is the serverboss now. Deal with it. And he has a better standing with gms so it seems.

yikes, got prof?

[Jenni D]

Sapphiay posts give me headaches

English as second language I hope

[Farzo]

Sapphiay posts give me headaches

English as second language I hope


Yah it's her 2nd, possibly 3rd language knowing Europeans are generally multi-lingual.

[Smedy]

so sapphia says terp was the guy who took down nizzar or what am i reading here

[Terpuntine]

Doesn't sound like me

[Smedy]

http://www.project1999.com/forums/image.php?u=14144&dateline=1321163073 pras

[Nirgon]

Terp you stand accused of climbing the spokes of the Duke's golden wheel chair and stabbing him in the heart.

I'm just said naw when I heard it mang.

[Sektor]

pras terp

[LostCause]

didnt heartbrand just backstab someone who though he was his friend all over again? not sure if it should be praised, if i was you i'd stay the fuck away from hb and keep my eye on him, never turn your back to that guy cuz that shiv is waitin dog

[LostCause]

Doesn't read what he quotes...

That is a "tear catcher" which Lite will be issuing to you shortly. Please fill and deposit the contents of the "tear catcher" into Lite's bathtub.

Your pal
Emissary Pikrib

you have lots to learn young padawan.

[Terpuntine]

Terp you stand accused of climbing the spokes of the Duke's golden wheel chair and stabbing him in the heart.

I'm just said naw when I heard it mang.

Slander my friend

[Smedy]

the duke will have his vengeance, in this life or the next

[fiegi 8.0]

nizzar has no1 to blame but himself - clearly he was leading according to vent recordings and forum posts, which violated his parole.

[Kergan]

I blame us more than Niz for the permaban, people basically forced him to lead if he wanted to or not. EQ is one of those games where 3-4 people who know what they are doing can accomplish great things with 40 zerglings. It was pretty evident when we had to actually start fighting Azrael in VP (and running through the zone en masse) instead of people standing around at the entrance and getting COH'd. Was basically spend 30 seconds running to a spot, then 30 minutes gathering of the corpses of people who took a wrong turn or didn't manage their invs or carry invs pots.

I doubt half the people had even looked at a map.

[Sirken]

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[Barladore]

Was basically spend 30 seconds running to a spot, then 30 minutes gathering of the corpses of people who took a wrong turn or didn't manage their invs or carry invs pots.

I doubt half the people had even looked at a map.

Them warm-bodies.

[Kergan]

It is an EQ thing man, a warm body does like 90% of the most skilled player ever. And we haven't even got to Velious yet where without 40-50 warm bodies you ain't killin' the hard stuff.

[Nirgon]

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