Cats > Dogs

[indiscriminate_hater]

Cats keep themselves clean

Cats don’t need constant attention

Cats don’t need to be walked

Cats don’t need to be taken out to take a shit, or piss

Cats can be trained to use the toilet

Cats don’t eat their own shit

You can leave a cat alone for a week or more, just leave out some food and water. You couldn’t leave home for a week without your dog having a catastrophic breakdown

Cats kill annoying rodents for fun

Cats are elegant, sleek, and fuzzy. Dogs are slobbering baboons

Cats are clever and conniving, which makes them much more interesting to play with

Dogs’ relatives are wolves. Cats’ relatives are leopards, lions, and motherfucking tigers.

Kittens are infinitely cuter than puppies

Cats live longer than dogs

Cats are much less likely to run away from home and get lost

In short, dogs are for emotionally-dependent people that need a constant source of stupid, blind loyalty. Cats are for people that are interesting and independent enough to enjoy the pockets of deep affection cats give to their human companions.

[Bboboo]

When a Cat dies you move on.

When a Dog dies it breaks your heart = (

[BurgyK]

Cats will shit on your pillow when they are pissed at you. Thanks blits! You asshole!

[Patriam1066]

Know how I know you're gay....

Because you listen to coldplay

and you think cats > dogs

[kotton05]

Cats way better. Great post

[Lune]

Cats don’t need constant attention

Bullshit, tell that to my cat who spends all day trying to lay on my keyboard

[indiscriminate_hater]

Cats will shit on your pillow when they are pissed at you. Thanks blits! You asshole!

Cats have the balls to fuck with an animal 10X + bigger then them. Another plus

[Geofizzle]

Dogs: If you died tomorrow in the wilderness, your dog would starve to death before resorting to eating your corpse, out of respect. That's love.

Cats: If you died tomorrow in the wilderness, your beloved 'cat' would begin eating your corpse pretty immediately, starting with the eyes. They don't give a fuck about you.

Pretty cut and dry.

[indiscriminate_hater]

Dogs: If you died tomorrow in the wilderness, your dog would starve to death before resorting to eating your corpse, out of respect. That's love.

Cats: If you died tomorrow in the wilderness, your beloved 'cat' would begin eating your corpse pretty immediately, starting with the eyes. They don't give a fuck about you.

Pretty cut and dry.

Prove it.

[applesauce25r624]

If only exotic cats could truly be tame.

Would be fun to hunt down some white trash dog breeds and watch them drown in their own blood.

PS: Love border collies, blood hounds and corgies

[indiscriminate_hater]

corgi-burmese sheep dog would be ultimate dog

[Barkingturtle]

People with cats instead of dogs are more than twice as likely to have their homes burglarized and their women violated, if they even have women, which they probably don't on account of the low testosterone.

[haksum]

Dogs: If you died tomorrow in the wilderness, your dog would starve to death before resorting to eating your corpse, out of respect. That's love.

I love dogs but I don't know about this. Guy I used to work with had a heart attack and died. He was dead in his apartment for two days and when cops found him the dogs had eaten parts of him and the responding officer I talked to later said there was still some food in the dog bowls. He treated those dogs better than his daughter.

[Zadrian]

Tasty

http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2011/07/13/dogs-that-ate-owners-rema_n_897906.html

[sulious]

Its ok to eat dead things. When they are alive then I start to wonder.

[Funkutron5000]

The title of this thread is pretty much the stupidest fucking thing I've read on RnF ever. It's pretty impressive to be able to pull that off. Kudos.

[myriverse]

To be honest, I think "eating me if I'm dead" is an admirable trait. Kudos to whatever beastie does it.

[indiscriminate_hater]

who the hell cares what happens to you after you're dead? i'd rather my little kitty live on then die along with me like some stupid mutt

[Estolcles]

Cats way better. Great post

[Patriam1066]

Go to a park with a cat and try to pick up girls. Share your results.

Don't worry, I'll wait.

Plus my dog does cool stuff like:
1) fetch
2) not shit inside my house in a pile commonly known as a "litter box"
3) play my backup cleric for heals

Cats could play a ranger at best

[abacab-101]

I have a cat and a dog, let me tell you the negatives of both.

Dog:

Barks at fucking nothing
Has the ability to knock over the trashcan and spread the contents everywhere.
Chews up panties.
Wreeks after a week.


Here are my cats:


Consistently and without fail attempts to climb up human flesh for attention
Climbs counters and knocks shit on the ground breaking it
PISSES on everything, pillows, blankets, clothes, it doesn't matter he's going to mark it.
Greedy. Will consume 10 lbs of cat food and then go after your food non-stop
Moron. Can spray it a million times and it doesn't learn to stay off the fucking counter.


Yeah the dog does some annoying shit like dragging trash all over the kitchen, but the cat takes the cake for the most annoying as it makes everything in this house smell like piss and makes everyone bleed 24/7 as it attempts to claw at legs, arms, faces etc.

[Ahldagor]

Monitors are better than both once they accept you as the alpha.

[runlvlzero]

Cats are a more efficient source of protien and also help keep pests down.

Cat shit honestly smells better than dog shit 2.

[Kimmie]

No contest. Cats rule, dogs drool, etc.
I like not havin' to plan my life around when my girl wants to shit/piss.
Have not met a dog that I would like to exist in the same plane as for more than 2 minutes to an hour at a time.

Only cat flaw is that she likes to take walks on keyboard sometimes:


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-

-KPP

[indiscriminate_hater]

I have a cat and a dog, let me tell you the negatives of both.

Dog:

Barks at fucking nothing
Has the ability to knock over the trashcan and spread the contents everywhere.
Chews up panties.
Wreeks after a week.


Here are my cats:


Consistently and without fail attempts to climb up human flesh for attention
Climbs counters and knocks shit on the ground breaking it
PISSES on everything, pillows, blankets, clothes, it doesn't matter he's going to mark it.
Greedy. Will consume 10 lbs of cat food and then go after your food non-stop
Moron. Can spray it a million times and it doesn't learn to stay off the fucking counter.


Yeah the dog does some annoying shit like dragging trash all over the kitchen, but the cat takes the cake for the most annoying as it makes everything in this house smell like piss and makes everyone bleed 24/7 as it attempts to claw at legs, arms, faces etc.

Learn 2 train your animals you filthy aninal

[Jauna]

Learn 2 train your animals you filthy aninal

The guy who cant train a dog is telling others to train their cats.

[indiscriminate_hater]

The guy who cant train a dog is telling others to train their cats.

1 don't have a dog

2 you can train a cat if you're not a pansy

3 who the fuck says I'm a guy?

[radda]

Monitors are better than both once they accept you as the alpha.

you have my attention

[Emile]

dogs smell like dogs. cats smell like fresh laundry.

[Misto]

Tasty

http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2011/07/13/dogs-that-ate-owners-rema_n_897906.html

lol. why would u kill yourself after your wife dies.

haha

[Sidelle]

Remember this cat? (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aBW5dfRoG7Q)

Hmm... cats or dogs? I can't decide which is better. All I know for sure is they're both better than most humans.

[myriverse]

Consistently and without fail attempts to climb up human flesh for attention

How'd you get my cat?! And he weighs about 20 lbs. Also, i'm not sure you can call it climbing. It's more like just hanging.

[Jauna]

1 don't have a dog

2 you can train a cat if you're not a pansy

3 who the fuck says I'm a guy?

I never said "the guy who cant train his dog." I said train a dog"

I never said that no one could not train their cat, simply mentioned you telling others to do something when you are unable to do something is funny

Your gender is irrelevant to the topic.

[Jauna]

Remember this cat? (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aBW5dfRoG7Q)

Hmm... cats or dogs? I can't decide which is better. All I know for sure is they're both better than most humans.

This video has only been popularized because it is so out of place for cats to do something in your video, for all we know the cat was in the right place at the right time to fuck up some dogs and the kid was just there.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4luuBbMUeY

My video is how cats normally are. Jerks

[Ahldagor]

you have my attention

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyO7gtqkPjk