Swampnuts

[Xerxez]

Yo, I just started on red. Got a fine steel spear. Got to like lvl 7 or some shit and now I'm debating on going to guk or not. Being a troll is annoying as shit being so fat and stinky and staring at ass crack all day. But on the flip side im stoked to be playing on red. I wanted to kill some dude that was out in the swamp afk but I decided not to in case he wanted to group later on. I can't wait to actually pvp. Dying never really bothers me. I've played lots of pvp games and am an eq vet but I finally am giving this whole eq PvP a shot. I rolled sham for a first class Cuz I know them well and they are a strong solo class. If anyone has a lower level alt and wants to hit up that bonus xp with me let me know. I'm willing to travel to wherever as soon as I can bind myself. Been slaying frogloks and random shit for their weapons to get some monies and have been successful. I like starting out from scratch. Definitely a challenge. Anyways peace out homies. Also thanks Hrothgar for the extra spell money and advice~

[lite]

saw you in Feerot on my lvl 1 ogre Lugage as I was spying, immediately loved the name. Welcome !

[Rustlemania]

saw you in Feerot on my lvl 1 ogre Lugage as I was spying, immediately loved the name. Welcome !

How many hours a day do you play

[Dacuk]

How many hours a day do you play

This is some pretty predictable low intelligence trolling that I've seen from you. With a user name like that I'd expect more. Stop boring us plz.

[Xerxez]

Well regardless of his failed trolling attempt, I'm about to log a few hours in tonight. If anyone wants to group hit me up ^^

[Cunyar]

Sirilious ... I remember a name vaguely close to that on VZ. Same with Xerxez; two dudes with names close to it.

[Xerxez]

WHERE ARE YOU?

had to lay my daughter down to bed lol.. wife is out and about so now its game time. logging in

[Xerxez]

Level 11 now and just got back to antonica after a long useless trip to kunark for negative % xp. I need friends. No one wants to be friends with Swampnuts :(

[Xerxez]

Level 11 now and just got back to antonica after a long useless trip to kunark for negative % xp. I need friends. No one wants to be friends with Swampnuts :(

ALMOST 55 NOW AND PEOPLE STILL DON'T WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH ME!

[Burgerking]

Eslade's alt forum account and toon, RMT'd all his gear from Lite unless you believe there is a guildless epic'd shaman with a sarnak battle-shield rolling around, that just started here oct 4.

[Eslade]

Rustled so hard. Even if it is someone's alt, I'd like to see why
A) you think it's mine
B) why I would go from cleric to shaman instead of rogue or other melee.

[Burgerking]

Rustled so hard. Even if it is someone's alt, I'd like to see why
A) you think it's mine
B) why I would go from cleric to shaman instead of rogue or other melee.

Xerxes is Eslades Shaman's account complete with RMT'd gear, not rustled just honest.

[Xerxez]

Xerxes is Eslades Shaman's account complete with RMT'd gear, not rustled just honest.

lawl this dude is hilarious.

You're just mad that I made leaps while you trip over your own bullshit and get nowhere fast. You're the most rustled person I've met in this game thus far

[Burgerking]

lawl this dude is hilarious.

You're just mad that I made leaps while you trip over your own bullshit and get nowhere fast. You're the most rustled person I've met in this game thus far

^This is why Eslade is an idiot, he thinks no one will ask the question, "Hey how does a guildless new player to red show up with Epic, and SBS?"

http://cdn.rsvlts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/seems-legit-part4-19.jpeg

[Took]

Yeah this dude got geared as fuck quick. Epic sarnak shield fungi. Seen him rolling deep with the account stripping swedes. Very questionable.

[Eslade]

Sounds like you guys have a strong case. I'd recommend presenting this evidence to a gm and have them investigate for you.

[Burgerking]

Sounds like you guys have a strong case. I'd recommend presenting this evidence to a gm and have them investigate for you.


Swampnuts aka Xerxes last seen in the presence of Azrael. Notice how he doesn't even try to come up with a reasonable excuse for how a month old player is rocking fungi.

Because...

Xerxes is Eslade, 100% true

[Farzo]

tbh I would believe eslade to be rmter; facts:

1. super bum pals with sektroz, defends him like a jack russell when a tennis ball is thrown his way.

2. loves lite like he's a god choice at character creation

3. works alot and seemly has $

4. lite needs the $

5. super touche and calls "proof" whenever anyone ever jokes about rmt re: said individuals


so those 5 factors alone would mean a stoning death in some arab country.

[Farzo]

touche = touchy


stooppid auto correct

[Eslade]

Love you Swyft. Don't become a detective. I fear that you suffer from the mental retardation + aspergers. Maybe another forum account/personality will solve the problem.

Get the help that you need. Therapists door is always open and our hourly rates are competitive. Gotta make an appointment a couple weeks in advance though. And my secretary swampnuts a PM to get started with the paper work.

[Burgerking]

Love you Swyft. Don't become a detective. I fear that you suffer from the mental retardation + aspergers. Maybe another forum account/personality will solve the problem.

Get the help that you need. Therapists door is always open and our hourly rates are competitive. Gotta make an appointment a couple weeks in advance though. And my secretary swampnuts a PM to get started with the paper work.

Eslade is Xerxes confirmed 100% RMT'd all his gear from Lite.

Unless Eslade cares to explain why he was there helping Swampnuts get his epic with a bunch of other Azrael.

[abbud]

Nothing to see herr. Circle of Trust had some extra platinum pieces after a recent bulk sale and decided this guy should not be naked.

[Burgerking]

Nothing to see herr. Circle of Trust had some extra platinum pieces after a recent bulk sale and decided this guy should not be naked.

Circle of Trust didn't do his epic Azrael did...so why you lying?

[Smedy]

circle of trust takes full credit for the recent gainz swampnuts has made

[Burgerking]

circle of trust takes full credit for the recent gainz swampnuts has made

Oh known account stripper and long time Azrael nutswinger denies RMT on behalf of lite, do you realize you denying it is like certifying everything I said in blood?

Should have stayed quiet it would have left doubt in peoples minds.

[Smedy]

dat tinfoil very strong with this guy, swampnuts isn't nice being on the non-zerg side having these nutswinging retards coming at u with this completely random shit, heh, welcome to my world, it's glorious the amount of rustle i can cause by pushing these buttons in the correct sequence, practise makes perfect

[iiNGloriouS]

dat tinfoil very strong with this guy, swampnuts isn't nice being on the non-zerg side having these nutswinging retards coming at u with this completely random shit, heh, welcome to my world, it's glorious the amount of rustle i can cause by pushing these buttons in the correct sequence, practise makes perfect

[Xerxez]

let em come at me i don't give a shit. These dudes are just annoying, thats why I have burgerqueen on /ignore. The dude thinks he is right about everything and theres no changing that. Some people are just .... well.. fucking idiots.



ps he obviously has a giant boner for eslade so idk what the fuck thats about

[Burgerking]

dat tinfoil very strong with this guy, swampnuts isn't nice being on the non-zerg side having these nutswinging retards coming at u with this completely random shit, heh, welcome to my world, it's glorious the amount of rustle i can cause by pushing these buttons in the correct sequence, practise makes perfect

If it wasn't true then Azrael wouldn't have pulled the ole reliable tactic of rushing nutswingers to the forums to deny it.

True Story Azrael and pals sold Swampnuts aka Xerxes aka Eslade his gear.

[Xerxez]

If it wasn't true then Azrael wouldn't have pulled the ole reliable tactic of rushing nutswingers to the forums to deny it.

True Story Azrael and pals sold Swampnuts aka Xerxes aka Eslade his gear.

the only true story here is you are the biggest flaming faggot of this entire server. I never once asked you to prove it, no one "rushed" anything besides you rushing everything I ever post calling me eslade and being a giant jerk off of a fuck face.

[Burgerking]

dat tinfoil very strong with this guy, swampnuts isn't nice being on the non-zerg side having these nutswinging retards coming at u with this completely random shit, heh, welcome to my world, it's glorious the amount of rustle i can cause by pushing these buttons in the correct sequence, practise makes perfect

So you're trying to sell us the story that Azrael:

A. Killed Dire Wolf

B. Took him into fear and killed Fright, Terror, Dread until he got a child's tear

C. Then killed CoM mob

all out of the kindness of their hearts

And you think that sounds less Tin-Foil hat than

He RMT'd the epic

http://i645.photobucket.com/albums/uu179/IndieSpice510/29erk0g.gif (http://s645.photobucket.com/user/IndieSpice510/media/29erk0g.gif.html)

[Xerxez]

So you're trying to sell us the story that Azrael:

A. Killed Dire Wolf

B. Took him into fear and killed Fright, Terror, Dread until he got a child's tear

C. Then killed CoM mob

all out of the kindness of their hearts

And you think that sounds less Tin-Foil hat than

He RMT'd the epic

http://i645.photobucket.com/albums/uu179/IndieSpice510/29erk0g.gif (http://s645.photobucket.com/user/IndieSpice510/media/29erk0g.gif.html)

dude if you honestly want the true story here it is.

I had a friend that played, and quit about a week after I started. He gave me his fungi tunic.

I solo'd the shaman epic until black dire, where I had a random druid in MM and a warrior show up to kill it.

I ran a random group with Eternal Light in pofear for bs'ing / little bit of xp.. First golem we killed drop the tear.

I asked smedy if he knew anyone that could help me out with epic fight in CoM. I waited a week and a half for it to finally happen.

I run into your annoying ass self on seafury island and you immediately start accusing me of being an azrael alt/eslade/cocksucker/whatever.

You leave, come back on your mage, you gate cuz you suck dick.

You start flaming everything I post.

And you're STILL a faggot.

Now please just shut your fucking cock holster.

EDIT: Oh, and I bought sbs for 7.5k and my jbb from Goot at 15.5k ... You saw me farming seafuries, you are a fucking moron. Anyone knows if you have the entire island to yourself you can make 2k an hour. You're just a fucking dipshit.

[Burgerking]

dude if you honestly want the true story here it is.

I had a friend that played, and quit about a week after I started. He gave me his fungi tunic.

I solo'd the shaman epic until black dire, where I had a random druid in MM and a warrior show up to kill it.

I ran a random group with Eternal Light in pofear for bs'ing / little bit of xp.. First golem we killed drop the tear.

I asked smedy if he knew anyone that could help me out with epic fight in CoM. I waited a week and a half for it to finally happen.

I run into your annoying ass self on seafury island and you immediately start accusing me of being an azrael alt/eslade/cocksucker/whatever.

You leave, come back on your mage, you gate cuz you suck dick.

You start flaming everything I post.

And you're STILL a faggot.

Now please juts shut your fucking cock holster.

TLDR Smedy sold you the items

[quido]

grats swamp on bracer of hidden

[Xerxez]

grats swamp on bracer of hidden

thanks bro

[Burgerking]

grats swamp on bracer of hidden

Azrael not recruiting

[Smedy]

hohoho this is goog stuff

[Heshling]

Shit like this drives off new players. I started fresh on Sept 30th and had my rogue epic by Halloween, must've RMTed it? No I'm just capable of making friends. Swamp you's alright, fuck these last-year-pixel-drama-queens

[Eslade]

I like how I don't even have to do anything to get Swyft rustled anymore. I must've connected those dots way too quickly for his master plan to work. Spell check and grammar lessons would have made me believe that you were somebody else if it wasn't for that conversation you started with me while I was in TD.

Blew your own cover and now swinging at noobs for doing one of the easiest epics in game.
http://m.quickmeme.com/img/11/111c1d6f6410e7466c62edd27006ff7ddac6263aab3bd7d3ae 26801af190389f.jpg

[abbud]

Circle of Trust didn't do his epic Azrael did...so why you lying?

Why are you lying Syft? Circle of Trust sounded the horn and a few azrael showed up to help. We have american friends, ie Slathar and Stalos.

[Ghordo]

^This is why Eslade is an idiot, he thinks no one will ask the question, "Hey how does a guildless new player to red show up with Epic, and SBS?"

http://cdn.rsvlts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/seems-legit-part4-19.jpeg

lmao, spilled my coffee.

[Smedy]

edalse rustling nuts from the afterlife, i'm proud of you pal, that mudman enforcer has really paid off

[jestingoff02]

^This is why Eslade is an idiot, he thinks no one will ask the question, "Hey how does a guildless new player to red show up with Epic, and SBS?"

http://cdn.rsvlts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/seems-legit-part4-19.jpeg

lol, i know tis guy its not edalase. i gave him the some of my gear when i deleted my toons you guys are nutz. SWAMPNUTZ!!!!!!!!!!

[Burgerking]

Give Azrael credit on there forum batphone skills, problem is they think everyone is as retarded as they are.

Guy shows up day one with Epic, Fungi and Sarnak and no RMT happened LMFAO

Somebody call Xylaw we got a case to crack here

http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/120/0/c/special_officer_doofy_by_wsmarkhenry-d63n1td.jpg

[Nirgon]

Can't RMT a shaman epic





or CAN YOU

Seen Swampnuts farming OOT for benders on end.. pretty sure he could afford iksar/sarnak shield

You pat him down for a bcg/jaundice legs? Doubt he has

[Eslade]

Even your own guild is calling you retarded...
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/165/752/362.gif

[Nirgon]

ain't what I said but please continue forumquesting


I try to be impartial -- have legit seen Swampnuts at OOT furies for a very, very long time

Seen Elspeth there for stretches too

Worst charges I can tin foil on Elspeth are that he farmed up a ton of OOT plat and bought Topdog for under the table red platinums

Us guys farming thousands of plat at Sea Furies are definitely buying items RMT style... what a gr8 cover?

[Malevz]

Not RMT, just some azrael trying to dodge their bad rep. Eslade is a good bet. Maybe Sektor. who cares.

[Swish]

Even your own guild is calling you retarded...
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/165/752/362.gif

+1 for the gif

[Eslade]

Please get your autism club in check. I've already said that I would comply with any gm willing to take up this case. Dunno how my name got pulled up but this doesn't make holocaust look all that good if they're blindly accusing new players of being older ones and rmting with no evidence to back up said claims.

Tldr
Get your croots in check plz.

[Burgerking]

ain't what I said but please continue forumquesting


I try to be impartial -- have legit seen Swampnuts at OOT furies for a very, very long time

Seen Elspeth there for stretches too

Worst charges I can tin foil on Elspeth are that he farmed up a ton of OOT plat and bought Topdog for under the table red platinums

Us guys farming thousands of plat at Sea Furies are definitely buying items RMT style... what a gr8 cover?

Even if by some miracle he farmed the 80+k for his gear at seafuries, I know for a fact Azrael cleared COM to get him his epic.

Personally I've found that where there's rustle, there's truth. And judging from the amount of Azrael forum rushing this subject like Japanese kamikaze pilots, some real shady shit went down.

Lemme ask ya this, how many times you seen Azrael running around helping new player's with epic...case closed.

[Eslade]

You seem to be very mad and invested in this. I'm guessing your room looks something like this...

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/03/18/article-1163022-03F94494000005DC-349_468x476.jpg







Connect those dots Swyft.

[Burgerking]

You seem to be very mad and invested in this. I'm guessing your room looks something like this...

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/03/18/article-1163022-03F94494000005DC-349_468x476.jpg







Connect those dots Swyft.

Just common sense, don't take any dots to connect new guy showing up on AZ raids with fungi, epic and SBS to know theres zero chance he's a new player.

Takes a stronger tin foil hat to believe I'm Syft then it does to think this guy ain't eslade.

[Eslade]

So you have guesses while I have hard evidence that Swyft at the very least has access to your forum and in game accounts along with the fact that you two write the exact same way typos and all?

Yeah, your hypothesis needs work dawg.

[HippoNipple]

I hope this was RMT, these bums gotta eat some how.

[Burgerking]

So you have guesses while I have hard evidence that Swyft at the very least has access to your forum and in game accounts along with the fact that you two write the exact same way typos and all?

Yeah, your hypothesis needs work dawg.

My best friend since I was 7 had access to my accounts, call the press. Not like Syft is a known troll, yea he's never been known for doing shit like that. He's only convinced the server he's over 10 different people...

But that to you is more believable then new guy showing up with epic, fungi, and sbs and being legit day 1 players.

LMFAO

[Eslade]

Goatassin already said that he gave swampnuts a lot of stuff before he deleted his characters. So yeah, looks like he got his shit legit. Even if he did rmt, what is the dot connecting me to all of this?

[Niedar]

You obviously have rustled his jimmies in the past.

[Pikrib]

Is Syft mad he doesn't have enough RL cash to bloomin onion some shaman equipment?

Sucks being poor I guess.

[Burgerking]

Goatassin already said that he gave swampnuts a lot of stuff before he deleted his characters. So yeah, looks like he got his shit legit. Even if he did rmt, what is the dot connecting me to all of this?

You gave yourself away with your hate tells spamming me on swampnutz it's hard to find a player as dumb as Eslade on the whole server and I know it can't happen twice.

Is Syft mad he doesn't have enough RL cash to bloomin onion some shaman equipment?

Sucks being poor I guess.

LOL have you seen my shaman?

[Smedy]

burgerking on a forumquest meltdown, literally his guild is facepalming as the posts roll in, stop posting for the sake of your guildmates man, jesus fucking christ

[Burgerking]

burgerking on a forumquest meltdown, literally his guild is facepalming as the posts roll in, stop posting for the sake of your guildmates man, jesus fucking christ

Got 30 azrael nutswingers clamoring to post, likes bee's in a swarm, who's rustled?

[Pikrib]

I wonder if his own guildmates have him on ignore?

[Smedy]

prob logged off in shame, i don't blame em

[Eslade]

That's where you seem confused dude. I don't send people hate tells because it's just a game. I didn't even know that you exist until you started sending me tells out of the blue one day and I haven't spoken to you in game since.

Your need for relevance is commendable.

[Burgerking]

^ Three little Nutswingers all in a row, the ever famous Azrael batphone disinformation campaign.

That's where you seem confused dude. I don't send people hate tells because it's just a game. I didn't even know that you exist until you started sending me tells out of the blue one day and I haven't spoken to you in game since.

Your need for relevance is commendable.

Never sent anyone tells first, I sometimes reply to the hate tells sent, but never once started sending hate tells to anyone

[Xerxez]

^ Three little Nutswingers all in a row, the ever famous Azrael batphone disinformation campaign.



Never sent anyone tells first, I sometimes reply to the hate tells sent, but never once started sending hate tells to anyone

What a bunch of bullshit kid. You started sending me hate tells immeditlately after you inspected me and then continued to harass my swampy nuts for now about 5 days. You're a fucking loser who needs mental help. You're sick dude. Just accept it.

[Kergan]

in b4 rnf

[Tradesonred]

the only true story here is you are the biggest flaming faggot of this entire server. I never once asked you to prove it, no one "rushed" anything besides you rushing everything I ever post calling me eslade and being a giant jerk off of a fuck face.

For someone not Eslade he sure sounds like Eslade though

[Farzo]

^ Three little Nutswingers all in a row, the ever famous Azrael batphone disinformation campaign.

Ahwile back I posted some comment and within 5 mins: pikrib, Genedin and Smedy all posted....felt good knowing they had to all log in (obv all on ts).

[Pikrib]

I mostly post at work. Probably made 10 posts from home in the last 6 months.

And no I don't have TS on my work computer. Lite has never batphoned a forum post either like crazy Skar believes.

Yeah, I think you and Skar probably used to talk in TS. He used to tell you what to type on the forums. See he needed somone else to post shit or he would just look like his normal crazy self having lonely triple rage posts. Then you started to sound like him. Every one knew it was just one crazy Aussie named Skar mind controlling poor Farzo.

It's ok Farzo one day you will have a will of your own.

[Farzo]

I mostly post at work. Probably made 10 posts from home in the last 6 months.

And no I don't have TS on my work computer. Lite has never batphoned a forum post either like crazy Skar believes.

Yeah, I think you and Skar probably used to talk in TS. He used to tell you what to type on the forums. See he needed somone else to post shit or he would just look like his normal crazy self having lonely triple rage posts. Then you started to sound like him. Every one knew it was just one crazy Aussie named Skar mind controlling poor Farzo.

It's ok Farzo one day you will have a will of your own.

Good read: enjoyed it, liked the back story and finishing touches. But sadly 100% fiction.

I don't believe lite has batphoned a forum post but you lost souls def sit on ts and every so often someone will post some thread or comment that you all swarm on.

Let's face it FQ is 95% of you folks contention 4% KC/DL and 1% PD. (and every so often OT and Droga ).

[Pikrib]

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/vyvHAj0.gif

[Eslade]

I love getting FQ batphones.
http://i.imgur.com/Hgay32s.png