where can i get some internet around these parts?

[Cistern]

yo so i just moved to this hick ass town like 2k ppl population an im tryna get set up wit some internet you feel me?

where a ***** can get some everquestable intanets up in the boonies of tx? ayyy

[Cistern]

i already called like 3 places, one is dumb as hale tryna tell me 2 weeks til they can set it up fuck that. 2nd one didnt answer and 3rd was at&t some dumbass indian bitch put me on hold for 15 god damn minutes just to try and verify my address damn girl kill yoself

[Misto]

Aliens invented the internet to expedite the destruction of earth.

The More You Know.

[Cistern]

I recommend tethering your phone or getting a hotspot, its just fine and then you can take it anywhere

Hotspots - how much do these run? I am googling it now. thanks m8 for the helpful advice.

[Cistern]

I recommend tethering your phone or getting a hotspot, its just fine and then you can take it anywhere

nvm, my obvious google research answered my questions... thank you very much I completely forgot about hotspots and shit... it's been a while since I had been at a dwelling without internet

[runlvlzero]

my recommendation is not living there

[Kushie]

Broke *****s stand to the left. My rich *****s stand to the right.

[Cistern]

my recommendation is not living there

Ahh, very good advice my friend. Let me just whip out my handy dandy location designator along with my money dispenser, I should have thought of this years ago! Thank you, sire!

[runlvlzero]

Ahh, very good advice my friend. Let me just whip out my handy dandy location designator along with my money dispenser, I should have thought of this years ago! Thank you, sire!

Sounds like this nurga is living in squalor already, he'd probably eat better out of dumpsters in NYC, and def have plenty free wifi and nice tablets and shit to steel.

[Sidelle]

I'm guessing your location is a butthole?

Butthole, Texas... I'm almost positive I saw an exit sign for that town as I was passing through on a cross-country trip last year.

[Tupakk]

HughesNet

855 425 7280

internet everywhere.

[Zadrian]

Do not get hughesnet

[Zadrian]

Cistern, let me tell you first, that I feel your pain.

I move from Philadelphia, PA to Galena, MD (go ahead, google Galena MD, I'll wait)

I live there for 3 years before finally moving to a slightly more civilized area. For this 3 years, I didn't have shit for internet, which really cut into my gaming time.

The only available internet providers were HughesNet (satellite garbage, lesser race) WildBlue (satellite garbage, lesser race) Dial-Up (Lol $30 for dial up and another $30 for landline, fuuuuuck that) and a 4g hotspot (Verizon Jetpack)

After about a year of living there, I finally decided to go with the Verizon Jetpack. It's about $50 a month for 5gb of data. Unfortunately, the 4g connection was so shitty where I lived, that I could really only do one thing online at a time. So if I wanted to game, I couldn't use vent. If my wife needed to do work online, and I wanted to game - welll someone wasn't doing work that night (lolnotreally).

Lived like this for 3 years. We finally bought a house and I got some decent 75down/15up speed interwebs. Funnily enough, the day that we were moving out, xfinity was bringing through some cable internet type shit into our old hood. But who the fuck would want to be associated with Comcast nowadays anyway.

All I'm saying is that if you can't find a decent DSL or cable modem service, do not succumb to the horrors of satellite internet and just go with the 4g verizon jetpack.

Make sure you have a decent 4g connection around you, though. If you're getting 2 unstable bars of service, you will be pissed off.

[Zadrian]

Holy fuck, my grammar was poor in that last post. ME SO SORRY!