how to get fatter

[ryuut1]

fry bacon in pan. remove bacon when slightly crisp. add flour to grease until you get a loose paste, stirring constantly. cook paste about 2-3 minutes to get rid of raw flour taste. salt/pepper/hotsauce it. add 1 cup whole milk or even better heavy cream. crumble bacon and add to gravy. TRICK QUESTION IF ITS CRUMBLY YOU RENDERED OFF TOO MUCH FAT. Cut it with scissors.

bake off some biscuits.

combine these things.

each bite should contain a day's worth of calories.

[ryuut1]

Vegetarian Version:
fry bacon in pan. remove bacon when slightly crisp. dice onion/mushroom, saute in bacon fat. add flour to grease until you get a loose paste, stirring constantly. cook paste about 2-3 minutes to get rid of raw flour taste. salt/pepper/hotsauce it. add 1 cup whole milk or even better heavy cream. crumble bacon and add to gravy. TRICK QUESTION IF ITS CRUMBLY YOU RENDERED OFF TOO MUCH FAT. Cut it with scissors.

bake off some biscuits.

combine these things.

each bite should contain a day's worth of calories.

BUT THERE'S STILL BACON? you scream! of course, you hippie fucks! the rest of us have accepted that we're all animals and pigs are delicious! we dont have incisors for a fucking strawberry. go eat a celery stick you asshat.

[Taxi]

BUT THERE'S STILL BACON? you scream! of course, you hippie fucks! the rest of us have accepted that we're all animals and pigs are delicious! we dont have incisors for a fucking strawberry. go eat a celery stick you asshat.

And for the rest of us, who have half a brain, we understand that world hunger is driven by meat consumption. I still eat meat once in a while, but yea.

[Harrison]

World hunger...driven by meat consumption...lmfao

If you're going to be a useless hippie at least be educated. *facepalm*

[nalkin]

And for the rest of us, who have half a brain, we understand that world hunger is driven by meat consumption. I still eat meat once in a while, but yea.

World hunger...driven by meat consumption...lmfao

If you're going to be a useless hippie at least be educated. *facepalm*

YES here we go again. Hasbinbad I choose you ~

[Harrison]

The entire server is aware of how useless he is. He will never accomplish a single thing in life, and hopefully, dies in obscurity without producing any children to further pollute the gene pool.

[Hasbinbad]

YES here we go again. Hasbinbad I choose you ~
His point is really simple. It takes much more space to provide pasture for large meat-producing animals per time than it does to produce a calorie-equivalent amount of vegetarian food (corn, beans, etc.) per time. Using simple math, it follows that as more food-production land is used to raise meat-producing animals, the less total calories can be produced worldwide.

I personally don't find this argument especially convincing in this country however, since so many farmers are subsidized to not produce everything they possibly could. ..but his point stands.

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[purist]

Sup Finawin? Still lying about being in "combat" to impress people on the internet? Clearly, that is the pinnacle of human existence.

[jyaku]

that is what happens when you feed your pikachu human blood after midnight

[Hasbinbad]

fry bacon in pan. remove bacon when slightly crisp. add flour to grease until you get a loose paste, stirring constantly. cook paste about 2-3 minutes to get rid of raw flour taste. salt/pepper/hotsauce it. add 1 cup whole milk or even better heavy cream. crumble bacon and add to gravy. TRICK QUESTION IF ITS CRUMBLY YOU RENDERED OFF TOO MUCH FAT. Cut it with scissors.

bake off some biscuits.

combine these things.

each bite should contain a day's worth of calories.
If more people knew this information, there would be less hate and less war in the world.

[Harrison]

Sup Finawin? Still lying about being in "combat" to impress people on the internet? Clearly, that is the pinnacle of human existence.

Still making things up on the internet to make your pathetic life feel better? Lol tools...

[President]

I prefer to just do biscuits and sausage gravy. Only every few weeks though, and while horridly hungover.

[Aadill]

If more people knew this information, there would be less hate and less war in the world.

We might already be dead from the heavenly pork biscuit. Kinda late to worry about hate and war at that point!

This is definitely a southern recipe. Oh god the amount of bacon and sausage gravies down here. Red-eye gravy anyone?

[Rasterburn]

The best way to get fatter is to live in the USA... the fattest nation on earth.

[Taxi]

The best way to get fatter is to live in the USA... the fattest nation on earth.

Houston, we have a problem.

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[Harrison]

The best way to get fatter is to live in the USA... the fattest nation on earth.

I'd rather have a nation full of obesity than starving to death; killing each other for food.

[Hasbinbad]

I'd rather have a nation full of obesity than starving to death; killing each other for food.
I'd rather have a nation of well educated healthy people, able to balance the issues of their personal and professional lives in a meaningful way than a nation full of obesity or starving to death, killing each other for food.

[Hasbinbad]

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should be a ,

[Eyry]

I eat meat.

Giggidy

[ryuut1]

I prefer to just do biscuits and sausage gravy. Only every few weeks though, and while horridly hungover.

sausage is next week's recipe, look forward to pickled sausage!

world hunger is bad, but that's not my problem. keep your hippie paws off my biscuits n gravy.

[seratt]

Who gives a shit about world hunger?

[Dominick]

If you only add some strong coffee you would have redeye gravy.

MY preferred breakfast sausage gravy:

Start with sausage cooked done and crumbled, lower the heat. I prefer Jimmy Dean whole hog. You can make a roux then add milk the same way or add about 1 cup milk, and sprinkle flour on top. Less experienced cooks can use milk then flour over low heat. Once it thickens. serve over biscuits, and for an ever better breakfast with two eggs over easy on top.

When I am lazy I use rye bread, and two eggs on top. At my Dad diners people would laugh when I ate it that way.

Its a good meal when you need more cholesterol in your diet. I just had mine tested and my bad cholesterol was undetectable.

e: World hunger is caused by logistics. Its not possible to move enough food from one place where they throw tons out, to places where there isn't enough.

[ryuut1]

Pickled Sausage:

Preferably, you want non-cooked smoked cajun sausage. Andouille is the best for this. If you want to skip ensuring your raw pork is cooked through, then buy Red Hots. They are a precooked sausage. The most important thing is that you have a good casing ALL the way around, no open ends.

You need a jar, and you need to sterilize it. Lid as well.

Now then: Cook your sausage in a frying pan with a tiny bit of vegetable oil, the goal here is just to get the casings crispy. Crush about 5 good size cloves of garlic, a bay leaf and a couple jalapenos and put them in the jar. Then arrange your sausages inside the jar. Fill the remaining space in the jar with 75% apple or white vinegar(i like the bite of a mix) and 25% Lousiana hot sauce.

Lid, shake well and refrigerate 3 days before eating.

TIP: For quicker pickling, heat up the vinegar/hotsauce mix to a high simmer before adding it to the jar.

[internalprime8]

This week, on Chef Dyno...

Pickled Sausage:

Preferably, you want non-cooked smoked cajun sausage. Andouille is the best for this. If you want to skip ensuring your raw pork is cooked through, then buy Red Hots. They are a precooked sausage. The most important thing is that you have a good casing ALL the way around, no open ends.

You need a jar, and you need to sterilize it. Lid as well.

Now then: Cook your sausage in a frying pan with a tiny bit of vegetable oil, the goal here is just to get the casings crispy. Crush about 5 good size cloves of garlic, a bay leaf and a couple jalapenos and put them in the jar. Then arrange your sausages inside the jar. Fill the remaining space in the jar with 75% apple or white vinegar(i like the bite of a mix) and 25% Lousiana hot sauce.

Lid, shake well and refrigerate 3 days before eating.

TIP: For quicker pickling, heat up the vinegar/hotsauce mix to a high simmer before adding it to the jar.

BAM!

[Reiker]

I'd rather have a nation of well educated healthy people, able to balance the issues of their personal and professional lives in a meaningful way than a nation full of obesity or starving to death, killing each other for food.

This doesn't and can't possibly exist so who the fuck cares. I'd love a button I could press whenever I wanted a beautiful woman to walk through the door and fuck me at will, but it's impossible so why mention it.

[Hasbinbad]

This doesn't and can't possibly exist so who the fuck cares. ..it's impossible so why mention it.
I think the real question is what makes you such an authority on the subject to be able to dictate what is possible and what is not. In which field do you hold a doctorate? Where and how did you obtain your evidence? How was your evidence rated? Where exactly can your essays and/or treatises on this subject be found?

..oh wait..

[Dragonthorne]

How about we all become the self-righteous, anal-retentive assholes that we are really trying to be.

Honestly, this world would be better if everyone stopped eating Hasinbad's pussy...

[Reiker]

I think the real question is what makes you such an authority on the subject to be able to dictate what is possible and what is not. In which field do you hold a doctorate? Where and how did you obtain your evidence? How was your evidence rated? Where exactly can your essays and/or treatises on this subject be found?

..oh wait..

So now I need a degree in skies to claim that they're blue? Can I say "hamburgers come from cows" without going to school for meatology?

[azeth]

my minor is in meatology. as a pseudo expert i advise you do not (m)eat it.

go veg, or go home.

edit: or dont go veg.

[Hasbinbad]

So now I need a degree in skies to claim that they're blue?
The relative obviousness of the statements "the sky is blue on a clear day" and "no society can ever have healthy, well educated people who use their knowledge to make a positive difference" is quite disparate.
Can I say "hamburgers come from cows" without going to school for meatology?
Yes, but you would not be correct in every instance.

[Reiker]

Your plan, at the very least, would consist of:

1) Creating a new nation
2) Rounding up all the "healthy, educated" people of the world and placing them within your new nation.
- What do you do when a healthy person in your nation becomes unhealthy/fat? What do you do when an elderly person becomes senile? What do you do when someone loses their job/home and becomes malnourished due to lack of food? What do you do when an "unfit" child is born in your nation? Kick them all out? Euthanize them?

or (the easier option):

1) Take over a nation and remove / exterminate everyone whom you deem "unfit." I believe someone else attempted this in history, and things didn't work out very well for them. Good luck with your syphilis.

[Harrison]

Lol hasbinbad's life is so empty now without a guild to play in that he's resorted to fabricating arguments from thin air on the forums to a game no one wants him on...

[ryuut1]

if you care about world hunger, then maybe you don't know. that was a bleeding heart issue in the 90's. now we care about natural disaster victims. get with it.

and who the fuck cares if people in the congo starve to death? or in vietnam? or in india?

i live in america, where we've established plenty of food for our own people. fuck those other dudes, they'll move over here eventually.

[Harrison]

We have starving of our own to care for, but hippies don't give a fuck about their own countrymen.

It's the downtrodden of other places where they kill each other with abandon that need our help! Fuck our own people!

[Unfun]

The whole "fuck everyone else", survival of the fittest ideal does not work in today's societal climate. If you study any economics, politics, and world agriculture you can easily derive the conclusion that every nation's (and individuals) actions affect everyone else. As much as you'd like to think you can just forget all the starving and suffering people around the world it will just end up coming back to hinder you in the end.

Also, Hasbinbad has been replying with sensible and logical arguments and some people have been replying with rude and useless posts. If you have something thoughtful and useful to argue then please reply. I believe these forums can foster mature conversation.

...perhaps I am wasting my words on a post about getting fatter..

[Harrison]

Lol your first post was wasted supporting a useless piece of shit who desires everyone in the armed forces in the U.S. to die a horrible death...

That is the caliber of retard you are supporting.

(Here comes the inevitable response from Hasbinbad, Purist, or Bodeanicus. I bet which are all the same spoiled little shit with no job, getting everything from daddy.)

[Hasbinbad]

Your plan, at the very least, would consist of:

1) Creating a new nation
This is something I agree with. The current system is set up to support certain elements of mainstream society that I believe have vested interests in the existence of unhealthy consumers. A new society would need to be set up, and some people might think that is an unreachable goal; I consider it possible, even probable given the right circumstances.
2) Rounding up all the "healthy, educated" people of the world and placing them within your new nation.
- What do you do when a healthy person in your nation becomes unhealthy/fat? What do you do when an elderly person becomes senile? What do you do when someone loses their job/home and becomes malnourished due to lack of food? What do you do when an "unfit" child is born in your nation? Kick them all out? Euthanize them?

None of the above. Subsequent generations have been proven to be able to better respond to harmful stimuli.. If you want evidence, look at the numbers for smoking between the 30-50 age group and the 15-30 age group. Given the right society, where so much value isn't placed into advertising things that aren't healthy and a set of values to more thoroughly endorse education and health in society - contrasted to the current values we have which endorse convenience, comfort, and hedonism (mostly centered on eating patterns), I believe people would become more educated and healthy. I believe in this form of a society, people would use more energy towards goals which were positive for the society than they currently do through donations of time or money to (mostly) private charities etc..

This is really common sense stuff here. We've been poisoned by generations of research into how to shape our decisions. People in this country beat the drum of freedom until it is worn and weary, but seem to eternally gloss over this fact. We are only as free as our choices, and honestly the choice to live in a healthy way in city environments is not new, is was supplanted by less healthy massive private interests for a large period of time in the recent past.

Control the food supply, make certain things unavailable and promote certain things, and you would simply breed healthy, educated people over time, without the need to resort to any of these drastic measures:
1) Take over a nation and remove / exterminate everyone whom you deem "unfit."

syphilis.

[Unfun]

Lol your first post was wasted supporting a useless piece of shit who desires everyone in the armed forces in the U.S. to die a horrible death...

That is the caliber of retard you are supporting.

(Here comes the inevitable response from Hasbinbad, Purist, or Bodeanicus. I bet which are all the same spoiled little shit with no job, getting everything from daddy.)

What makes a first post more significant than any other post? I created an account, read something, decided to comment about it.

Also, just because I agree with what some of Hasbinbad is saying in this post does not imply that I agree with every idea he has. He is not running for for a political campaign nor is he representing me in any way. His views are his own and I can decide whether to agree or disagree with whatever he or anyone else says. Its a logical fallacy to call an argument is false just because you strongly disagree with something totally unrelated or don't like the person saying it. Honestly, I think that conflict and disagreements can be healthy assuming that both parties interested in learning something and are willing to listen.

[ryuut1]

you guys who are arguing against self preservation and fuck everyone else just haven't been to the real armpits of the world. go over there and try to help them, see how long you last.

[Unfun]

you guys who are arguing against self preservation and fuck everyone else just haven't been to the real armpits of the world. go over there and try to help them, see how long you last.

Care to elaborate? Does this statement come from personal experience? I'm not claiming to have all the answers nor do I have extensive first-hand experience trying to help people in extreme need. I'd be interesting in hearing why you think this and/or your perspective on equality (if you think such a thing exists).

I understand that some people in needy situations are "takers" who really don't care to help themselves. However, I find that to be a poor excuse to abandon for people who really want to contribute to society and their community. I'm not really sure what a realistic solution is yet, but I'm not willing to throw in the towel on humanity quite yet either. Maybe I'm just a dreamer...

[Harrison]

Examples:

People firing upon incoming aid workers after Katrina.
Robbing and killing lineman working on power lines after Katrina.
Mobs of people bludgeoning aid workers in Africa bringing food and medical supplies.
Etc.

[ryuut1]

Care to elaborate? Does this statement come from personal experience? I'm not claiming to have all the answers nor do I have extensive first-hand experience trying to help people in extreme need. I'd be interesting in hearing why you think this and/or your perspective on equality (if you think such a thing exists).

I understand that some people in needy situations are "takers" who really don't care to help themselves. However, I find that to be a poor excuse to abandon for people who really want to contribute to society and their community. I'm not really sure what a realistic solution is yet, but I'm not willing to throw in the towel on humanity quite yet either. Maybe I'm just a dreamer...

it is from personal experience, but i hesitate to let these forums know anything personal of mine. i'm sure you understand? if i see a guy broke down on the road, i've stopped to help in the past, and probably still will. but people who are in seriously disparate crap parts of the world would kill you after you've given them aid. seen it, been there.

im never going to say that all people are bad like this, there is no one blanket you can give everyone on earth except we need to eat and breathe. but you won't catch me in the third world handing out aid(except for when the government told me i had to in the past) on my own volition. people get killed for that stuff.

http://www.nashuatelegraph.com/news/worldnation/818851-227/10-volunteers-dead-after-massacre.html

this happens often enough that it deters me from even considering going into the shitholes of the world and offering anyone aid. the bads definitely outweigh the goods, no matter what ratio you want to give me. it happens more than you'd like to know, in more than just afghanistan or in iraq.

it's a bad world, dude. a really bad world. my only real wisdom is to enjoy what you can while youre here, and that means bacon gravy.


edit: i plan on posting more cool recipes, please feel free to add one, i'd love to get off of world hunger and back to world record caloric intakes =)

[Unfun]

Ok, thanks for the response. Even though I disagree with your general perspective, I can understand and respect it based on your experiences. Anyways, sorry for continuing the derail. Back to food :D

[tdavis]

I prefer to just do biscuits and sausage gravy. Only every few weeks though, and while horridly hungover.

try the exact same recipe but instead of bacon or sausage.. use chopped up hard boiled eggs... OMG is's so good.. you can also use toast in instead of the biscuit

[ryuut1]

try the exact same recipe but instead of bacon or sausage.. use chopped up hard boiled eggs... OMG is's so good.. you can also use toast in instead of the biscuit

this sounds pretty good...

you'd have to use lard or butter for the fat though. a roux is fat/gluten mix, flour specifically. butter and flour make a really nice white sauce, which is basically an unflavored gravy depending on the thickness.

so i'd melt down butter, add flour, add milk/seasonings, then the chopped egg.

and i get the feeling this would rock on an english muffin with a slice of ham.