to the blue players being considered to guide for red

[Agatha]

we don't want you.

[Uuruk]

How many guilds have said that to you on red now?

[indiscriminate_hater]

needs > wants. you idiots need to be wrangled like the farm animals you are

[FoxxHound]

needs > wants. you idiots need to be wrangled like the farm animals you are

lol'd

[Agatha]

How many guilds have said that to you on red now?

what you mean im in the top guild on red lol.

[Flamewraith]

I can just feel the arrogance. It's not like it really matters if you get guides or not, that server is dead. Not dead in the low player sense, but dead in that all the hard feelings, shitty memories, and just the horrible reputation as a whole will keep it dead forever. Now crawl back to your dead server.

[derpcake]

I can just feel the arrogance. It's not like it really matters if you get guides or not, that server is dead. Not dead in the low player sense, but dead in that all the hard feelings, shitty memories, and just the horrible reputation as a whole will keep it dead forever. Now crawl back to your dead server.

U seem plenty mad, r99 would fit you I bet.

[katrik]

we don't want you.

Sig is SOOO cute..! =D

[Malevz]

I can just feel the arrogance. It's not like it really matters if you get guides or not, that server is dead. Not dead in the low player sense, but dead in that all the hard feelings, shitty memories, and just the horrible reputation as a whole will keep it dead forever. Now crawl back to your dead server.

Someone came to blue and got pk'd and found it very upsetting.

[Malevz]

Red I mean, brain no function alcohol well without.

[Swish]

http://i.imgur.com/DkLBQJw.gif

(as a player)

[Doors]

I can just feel the arrogance. It's not like it really matters if you get guides or not, that server is dead. Not dead in the low player sense, but dead in that all the hard feelings, shitty memories, and just the horrible reputation as a whole will keep it dead forever. Now crawl back to your dead server.

Someone takes video games really seriously.

[Swish]

http://i.imgur.com/6GkU3wq.gif

[Swish]

http://i.imgur.com/I32HLiI.gif

[Swish]

http://i.imgur.com/KchNRLu.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/p5dwgay.gif

[Swish]

whatcha guna do?!

http://i.imgur.com/M3FH8Yl.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/M3FH8Yl.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/M3FH8Yl.gif
http://i.imgur.com/M3FH8Yl.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/M3FH8Yl.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/M3FH8Yl.gif
http://i.imgur.com/M3FH8Yl.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/M3FH8Yl.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/M3FH8Yl.gif

[Swish]

http://i.imgur.com/StdpT92.gif

[Swish]

http://i.imgur.com/1fqHXLI.gif

ok im done

[Zadrian]

http://i.imgur.com/1fqHXLI.gif

ok im done

this one is my fav

[Troubled]

Glad that's out of your system for the day.

[Atalya]

He must have been drunk to misclick the server with (8) players online instead of (800). No wonder OOC is global . Without it it would be DAYS between talking to another living person. GO Red! I mean it's no coincidence that the server color is the same as vaginal discharge

[Agatha]

just tired of blue players being selected to guide for red. they do more harm than good.

so if you are approached for a position to guide for red, please think long and hard about it.

[Servellious]

If someone from your server is picked it will decrease the population by 10%. They don't want to do that

[Doors]

An easy guide to raiding on blue with their server rules

http://ej.iop.org/images/1751-8121/44/40/405201/Full/jpa389195ueq02.gif

[Lojik]

An easy guide to raiding on blue with their server rules

http://ej.iop.org/images/1751-8121/44/40/405201/Full/jpa389195ueq02.gif

is this the formula you use to calculate blue to red value for fungi tunics?

[Portasaurus]

My first act as Guidegrocer/Guideasaurus on red will be to immediately implement the racial meat drop system which was so brilliantly suggested by another member of these forums (kergan I believe?).

My second act will be the introduction of duck meat and pasta noodles to the server.

Here's a list of the other new rules:

All raid disputes will be handled via bake-off.

All petitions will be handled via bake-off.

All LnS disputes will be handled via obscure forage and fishing trivia questions.

All ties will be broken via hot sauce competitions.

Ties of hot sauce competitions will be broken via pie-eating contests.

Ties are not allowed in pie-eating contests and extra time will be granted as necessary to determine a winner.

Consider red(grocer)!

[dustysr06]

100+ pvp kills/deaths today, server alive and well

come with friends, expect to get pvp'd on a pvp server, and give it a legit chance!

[Sk00ba5t3v3]

I would actually say Blue is dead. Red is free. On Blue you raid in rotation and there are lists and queues. On Red, if you want something, you can take it by force.

Blue is like a server for people with computers so shitty they cant just play WoW.

[Swish]

100+ pvp kills/deaths today, server alive and well

come with friends, expect to get pvp'd on a pvp server, and give it a legit chance!

Come on pals, your destiny awaits...

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

My jimmies are ready

[feanan]

red so awesome, they have to make multiple threads every single day and the population doesn't increase.

Can't wait to see the red population when velious hits, and everyone scurries back to the real server.

[FoxxHound]

Teams

[quido]

I am red's newest guide.

Pras

[Portasaurus]

Jeremy spoke in..... Norr-aaathhh today!!

[FoxxHound]

Jeremy spoke in..... Norr-aaathhh today!!

Go away Eddie Vedder

[Pint]

just tired of blue players being selected to guide for red. they do more harm than good.

so if you are approached for a position to guide for red, please think long and hard about it.

im sure they'd bring on ppl from y'alls population if you werent all degenerates.

[GnashingOfTeeth]

we don't want you.

Does red need a guide ?

[Naprox]

Grats you are so pro at R99 you won the game. Now go home.

[Sk00ba5t3v3]

Grats you are so pro at R99 you won the game. Now go home.

Who you talking to bro?

[Mac Drettj]

http://i.imgur.com/1fqHXLI.gif

ok im done

pras

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8se-4olejlk

[ManosMan]

100+ pvp kills/deaths today, server alive and well
I bet your heart was POUNDING from the EXCITEMENT.