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Lune
10-16-2014, 07:20 PM
; Staff infiltrated by reptilians.

It all starts on June 30th, 2013. Trooper Frogzin is killing newbs in LOIO. (http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=113608&highlight=trooper+frogzin) One part of this thread was the notion that Trooper Frogzin was doing "God's work":

Trooper Frogzin doing Gods work

To which Gotrocks replied:

Our guards are the best guards, and I'm glad they're slaughtering you soft skins at our gates ;) I've never seen one of you walking through the streets of my city, and i'd like to keep it that way!

Note the use of the wink ";)" and the phrase "I'm glad they're slaughtering you soft skins at our gates".

Fast forward to July 5th, 2013. Trooper Frogzin is killing newbz again. (http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=114128&highlight=trooper+frogzin) Gotrocks makes the following post:

frogzin still doing gods work keeping soft skins out of omen ;)

Basically the same type of post, in the same type of thread. Note the use of the ";)" emote, "keeping the soft skins out", and the use of the phrase "God's work"

Now we move forward a year, to August 28th, 2014. Gotrocks stopped posting in early November, 2013 (roughly November 3rd). Derubael's join date is August 29th, 2013. Trooper Frogzin is killing newbs yet again. (http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=163448&highlight=LOIO+iksar) It's basically the same thread. But instead of Gotrocks, we get Derubael, making the same post a third time:

Check the LOIO/FV zoneline. I think he is one of the Iksar Troopers doing god's work slaying infidels entering the Iksar Empire.

Edit: it's a bug, but it makes for great "lore" created on the fly. For us Iksars, anyway ;)

Notice the ";)". "Slaying the infidels entering the Iksar Empire" = "Slaughtering the soft skins at our gates", and of course, the idea of softskin murder being "God's work".

Both of them love iksars. Both of them played on red. Both are awesome, helpful members of the community. Deru knocked down the troopers

I rest my case.

arsenalpow
10-16-2014, 07:22 PM
not a conspiracy, confirmed fact

Bazia
10-16-2014, 07:34 PM
Damn I liked gotgnomes on red but he was a total nonfactor that I don't think made it past level 40.

Why can't there ever be longterm experienced players as staff.

Tann
10-16-2014, 07:34 PM
http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/winking_lucille_arrested_development.gif

Laugher
10-16-2014, 07:46 PM
Derurox

Told gotrocks last I saw him on that dr drew thread he did last year was going places until it got nuked (or so I thought it did)

Barkingturtle
10-16-2014, 07:47 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1sCO88T9hWw/ULo5Wq1VHgI/AAAAAAAADl8/6p5TizW_VDM/s1600/aliens.gif

Tann
10-16-2014, 08:00 PM
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

FTFY

Bboboo
10-16-2014, 08:00 PM
http://i.imgur.com/omZo0rS.jpg

Sidelle
10-16-2014, 08:08 PM
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbwtgncUww1r5ykii.gif

Tasslehofp99
10-16-2014, 08:23 PM
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbwtgncUww1r5ykii.gif

lol is that a really big lizard or a really small rocking chair?

Sidelle
10-16-2014, 08:29 PM
lol is that a really big lizard or a really small rocking chair?
I'm guessing it's a tiny rocking chair. :)

Sidelle
10-16-2014, 08:30 PM
Who`s zone is your favorite do you think?

And you?
Lower Guk

Skittlez
10-16-2014, 08:36 PM
It makes sense. He disappears shortly after they announce they are looking for a new GM. He was a community leader in a good sense. Also, don't forget the nudes that bought off Sirky Baby and Daddy Rogean.

Skittlez
10-16-2014, 08:37 PM
Also Bush = Towers.

iruinedyourday
10-16-2014, 09:49 PM
Lower Guk

I dont know if htis thread is about which zone is our favorites, but its a tossup between lguk and mistmoor for me!

indiscriminate_hater
10-16-2014, 09:50 PM
I dont know if htis thread is about which zone is our favorites, but its a tossup between lguk and mistmoor for me!

rathe mountains best outdoor zone probably, with maybe exception of oasis

indiscriminate_hater
10-16-2014, 09:51 PM
best outdoor dungeon has gotta be cazic thule. best indoor dungeon tossup between sebilis and velks

iruinedyourday
10-16-2014, 09:57 PM
best outdoor dungeon has gotta be cazic thule. best indoor dungeon tossup between sebilis and velks

my god i did a evening eq constitutional through this zone a little while ago, it is sooo good! I wish it was better to level in! I have to agree 100%

however another tossup between west karana and rathe mounts for me ermagerd!

SyanideGas
10-16-2014, 10:05 PM
Derubael is 2 people

Cucumbers and Gotrocks at the same time??


PLOT TWIST

khanable
10-16-2014, 10:11 PM
Derubael is 2 people

Cucumbers and Gotrocks at the same time??


PLOT TWIST

Hugh you silly soft skin ;)

zanderklocke
10-16-2014, 10:22 PM
Derubael is 2 people

Cucumbers and Gotrocks at the same time??


PLOT TWIST

So if I got Cucumbers his levitation cloak, I camped Quillmane with Derubael.

P. S. Oasis is my favorite zone.

Aviann
10-16-2014, 10:24 PM
Lower Guk

You intrigue me more and more every post.

Lower guk is home to my paladin. Doomed to slay the undead risen from Marr's children, in the name of Mithaniel and Justice.

SyanideGas
10-16-2014, 10:26 PM
So if I got Cucumbers his levitation cloak, I camped Quillmane with Derubael.

P. S. Oasis is my favorite zone.


That is indeed what has happened here.

Tann
10-16-2014, 10:42 PM
am I the only one reading ^^ that guys name as Serious Mudbutt?

Susvain2
10-16-2014, 11:35 PM
cant believe it. Derubael is too.....hmm...im not gonna say nerdy. but. It just couldnt be Derubaels personality

Lune
10-16-2014, 11:58 PM
;)

confirmed

Susvain2
10-17-2014, 12:12 AM
i dont think derubael could be gotrocks, but really i dont know anything about him so maybe. i just dont see it

Servellious
10-17-2014, 12:46 AM
If she doesn't say no or stop that means yes