I just played sports.

[Genedin]

I am very bad at sports.

[Slowride]

I am soo pro at lawn darts dog.. Get at me.

[quido]

I doubt it

[Slowride]

Bro the things I can do with a lawn dart will blow your mind.
Mad?

[quido]

got prof?

[Slowride]

http://i.imgur.com/OsmPZyY.jpg

[quido]

I just played sports for three hours and was the most dominant player present. I'm looking forward to going pro this year.

[Slowride]

got prof?

[quido]

I just played sports for 5 hours - 18 holes under the fresh April sun, a few brews and a doober with my Paw

[Agatha]

I just played sports for 5 hours - 18 holes under the fresh April sun, a few brews and a doober with my Paw

my mom is bringing me KFC, we got dank parents.

[quido]

I'm treating him to McDonald's - a pair of Double Filet 'o Fishes each and we'll be staight!

http://blowmy900.info/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/quadfiletofish1.jpg

[Agatha]

dear god

[quido]

I just played sports for 3 hours. It was another flawless day of sports for old Jeremy - man it feels good to be the best at sports.

[Itap]

I'm treating him to McDonald's - a pair of Double Filet 'o Fishes each and we'll be staight!

http://blowmy900.info/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/quadfiletofish1.jpg

you might be the only one who orders these

[billhollins]

I'm treating him to McDonald's - a pair of Double Filet 'o Fishes each and we'll be staight!

http://blowmy900.info/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/quadfiletofish1.jpg

That looks so goog

[quido]

I just played sports for 3 hours! I was number two in points in the top flight of my ladder league. There's seven flights of four players each. I'm so amazing I was immediately inserted into the top flight my first time ever attending ladder league last week, instead of having to work my way up, as has been the norm. God damn it feels GREAT to be awesome at sports and everything in life.

[quido]

I just played sports for 5 hours! Eighteen holes under the sun with a few brews and some good people. God damn it feels great to be independently wealthy and white and good at sports.

[Portasaurus]

I played sports for a few hours over the weekend with a 2 year old. It was difficult to play the sports, and I kept messing up. At one point, I got very sweaty and light headed. God damn I am not very good at sports at all. I wish I could be better at sports so I could eat four double mcdonalds's fish sandwiches guilt-free.

I'm sad about how bad I am at sports.

[Tassador]

By far the saddest troll thread on p99. I watched nba basically all day yesterday and played about 1.5 hours of eq.

[quido]

I just played sports at a new venue and utterly destroyed the competition. God damn it feels good to be the best at sports.

[FoxxHound]

I love when my girlfriend plays sports, and then we have tons of sex after I am done watching her sweat.

[Farzo]

I love when my girlfriend plays sports, and then we have tons of sex after I am done watching her sweat.

u said a naughty word

[quido]

I just played sports for 3 hours today. I'm joining another league in a new sport (table tennis). God I love sports.

[Cappa]

Just like when I go for karaoke, I suggest you scope that league first and ensure there arent too many asians around

[quido]

I played table tennis in college with the real team that was 95% Chinese - this can't be any worse lol

[quido]

I just played sports for 3.5 hours last night! Only two of twenty people were Asians, and one of them was pretty bad. Man it feels good to be awesome at sports.

[Tassador]

Watching golf on tv

[iiNGloriouS]

I got a ping pong table in my living room; and a closet full of asians to constantly keep my skills in tip-top shape.

Wanna fite bout it Jeremy?

[quido]

I just played sports for four hours and was thrilled to hold my own against two of the best players in the country! God damn it feels good to be awesome at sports.

[FoxxHound]

I like others to pretend they're playing dodgeball; as I fling my shit at them.

[Cappa]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-v2wgF6vn-5s/UkaSRnYR_VI/AAAAAAAAObM/kjwaRL2LJaA/s1600/napoleon-dynamite-tetherball.gif

[quido]

I was a pro tetherball player in 4th and 5th grades - I fucking love sports

[Bazia]

4 square better

[quido]

naw naw - 4 square is for chumps when there's a quality tetherball around

[entruil]

fake and quido

[quido]

I just played sports yesterday for 4.5 hours against some world-class contenders. God damn it feels great to be incredible at sports.

Btw, whichever one of you dipshits moved this to off topic should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell. How fucking retarded can you get?

[Portasaurus]

You didn't tell us how many fish sammys you snacked down after your sports sesh. Are you on a diet or something?

[Swish]

If this thread takes a red twist, would they put it back?

[Cappa]

best thread in red, moved out of red. Clearly staff does not play sports. Perhaps they should play more sports. Like golf, or tetherball. Soccer-baseball?

[Aviann]

I played football and did track until 10th grade when I broke my back in four places. Now that it's healed, I play alumni football tournaments since I lost my scholarships for track and skipped out on the ones for my academics.

I like sports, just not basketball or baseball, unless its a game where I get to see Lebron James get beat. Down with the king.

[quido]

I just played sports for 3.5 hours and was the best player present out of thirty players. Man I love being awesome at sports.

Then I went and got the hookup at a local joint.

http://www.msu.edu/~oconne53/lat42receipt2.jpg

[quido]

I just played sports today for four hours and dominated my competition repeatedly. I fucking love sports.

[DeathWalking]

tell us how you got that chiseled golf body

[quido]

sports

[DeathWalking]

lol

[quido]

I played sports for 2.5 hours today. God I love sports.

[Lojik]

I'm about to play sports...again. I play almost everyday

[quido]

I played sports for 3.5 hours today and blew my competition out of the water. In one match (of doubles) there were two people I hadn't played with before and they asked how we should split things up to make it a good match. The one guy who knew me said "how about us three versus him?"

Sright sukkaz

[quido]

I just played sports for 3 hours and was the best player present out of 50 people. Man it feels fucking GREAT to be awesome at sports.

[B4EQWASCOOL]

Fat

[quido]

I just played sports for 4 hours outdoors and played both with and against the best player I have ever seen irl and held my own. God damn it feels good to be one of the best practitioners of sports in the world. Afterwards I went out for beers with 3 oldtimers and talked about smoking spliffs and tittyfucking broads with them. I fucking love sports.

[Clark]

We all know you are too skinny and uncoordinated to play sports quido.

P.S. Go Cavs up 2-1 in the series against the Golden State whiners. King James will have his title.

[Portasaurus]

thin

[quido]

I am simultaneously both too skinny and uncoordinated and too fat and adept.

[B4EQWASCOOL]

I am simultaneously both too skinny and uncoordinated and too fat and adept.

Fat

[Swish]

Can't keep a sportsman down, nice to see the sports continuing ;)

[Alarti0001]

We all know you are too skinny and uncoordinated to play sports quido.

P.S. Go Cavs up 2-1 in the series against the Golden State whiners. King James will have his title.

[Samoht]

Found a video of Jeremy playing football:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5_7KKVj1K4

[quido]

For the record, I'm playing sports so often now I haven't been posting to update you.

I'm playing a minimum of 18.0 hours of sports a week. My sports played-to-watched ratio is very high. Get on my level.

[quido]

I just played sports for 4.0 hours with one of the top players in the country. Man I fucking love sports.

[Uuruk]

What are you playing bro

[quido]

Sports

[Nastinate]

For the Record, I Too am playing sports. This time for 37 minutes and 46 seconds. I like sports.

[quido]

Patrick Bateman would approve.

[katrik]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEVdca9U9LM

[quido]

I just played sports for 4.5 hours. It was fucking awesome. I celebrated my sports time with a pair of double filet 'o fishes. It was fucking awesome.

[quido]

I just played sports for 3.0 hours and loved every minute of it.

[SamwiseRed]

i did not play sports today but I did spend 2.0 hours reading a book and loved every minute of it.

[quido]

You should try sports.

[SamwiseRed]

I know I should. I used to enjoy long runs in the Army. Perhaps I will get back into that or hiking. More outside and less EQ/FQ is definitely the right choice though :)

[LoliPops]

make a sport out of chasing the mailman

[quido]

I just played sports for 3.5 hours and dazzled everyone with my incredible sports playing. I love sports.

[B4EQWASCOOL]

I know I should. I used to enjoy long runs in the Army. Perhaps I will get back into that or hiking. More outside and less EQ/FQ is definitely the right choice though :)

Those 8 mile Friday morning runs to try and keep us out of jail on the weekends. 8)

Recently got into mountaineering. Nothing beats hitting a new summit and the peaceful isolation that winter climbing brings.

Get outside, NERDS!

[quido]

I just played sports in the sun for 3.0 hours and smoked a bunch of fools.

[SamwiseRed]

I just played sports in the sun for 3.0 hours and smoked a bunch of fools.

Got proof?

[B4EQWASCOOL]

Stay out of the Sun.

[Oleris]

Got proof?

http://i.imgur.com/RtMiOos.gif

[iruinedyourday]

I have bseball practice in 2hrs I only go cus on the way home there is a taco bell where I can get Doritos Locos tacos

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/003891485/confession-bear-117545016295_xlarge.png

[B4EQWASCOOL]

I have bseball practice in 2hrs I only go cus on the way home there is a taco bell where I can get Doritos Locos tacos

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/003891485/confession-bear-117545016295_xlarge.png

Baseball is not a sport...

[Swish]

i love baseball, if i moved to the US i'd totally go and watch some baseball (and ice hockey)

[burkemi5]

Just played a game of hockey. It was great.

[quido]

I just played sports for 1.0 hours and got rained out. I fucking love sports.

[Portasaurus]

Excuse me

Did you by chance just play sports?

[quido]

I've been out of town in the Chicago suburbs playing sports for 3.0-10.0 hours every day. I fucking love sports.

[FoxxHound]

I like watching Hockey sometimes.

[Greengrocer]

I just played squash!

No, wait, I just ate squash.

Never mind.

[quido]

I played sports for like 30.0 hours today and loved every second of it. Tomorrow I'm coming home for more sports.

[iruinedyourday]

I played sports for like 30.0 hours today

Im begining to think, you dont play sports do you?

http://theroyalhalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/homer-evil-dog.gif

[B4EQWASCOOL]

Im begining to think, you dont play sports do you?

http://theroyalhalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/homer-evil-dog.gif

sports=eq to them. Able to play more than 24 hours a day by boxing.

[Cappa]

Jeremy, I am going to play a ton of sports this weekend. Lots of

https://f000236ba4830c2ca0be-986284b65f2dfb9b9e1a56507ec0589d.ssl.cf5.rackcdn.c om/fa5336a8b7280ca3907a7d9829d50b35.png

With lots of

http://viewthevibe.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/beer2.jpg


I hope your weekend is as athletic as mine. I love sports.

[Portasaurus]

Omg sports=EQ it ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

[iruinedyourday]

Omg sports=EQ it ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

I cant believe u and i were so dum we couldnt figure that out lawl

[Cappa]

https://www.google.ca/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&rlz=1C1ARAB_enCA489&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=metaphor

[quido]

I just played sports for 3.5 hours with a national champion for a little while. I fucking love sports.

[Cappa]

I am really looking forward to some winter sports.

[quido]

I just played sports for 2.5 hours and annihilated the competition. Man I love sports.

[quido]

I just played sports for 3.0 hours and was the best sportsman present. I fucking love dominating at sports.

[Portasaurus]

Lies!

[quido]

Since playing sports this morning I've eaten a 1.5 pound porterhouse, 3 petite baked potatoes, 3/4 of a pound of green beans, and 2 pot cookies. Now I'm going to play sports again because I'm a fucking champion.

[Cappa]

dear lord I hope you didnt forget about the gravy. Athletes can eat as much gravy as they want. I bet you eat alot of gravy

[Thulghor]

My favorite sport is the one with the ball.

[quido]

I just played sports for 2.5 hours and didn't lose a single game. I fucking love being the best at sports.

[quido]

I just played sports for 4.0 hours. I finished the day by hitting a strong forehand right into this woman's cooch for me and her husband to get the win. I fucking love sports.

[SamwiseRed]

What sport did you play?

[Ranndom]

What sport did you play?

Am i the only one confused to a new level because of this thread?

[quido]

Sports

[Portasaurus]

HI SPORTS OKAY THANK YOU

[Pringles]

EQ != sports

[Haliyen]

speurts

[quido]

I just played sports for 3.0 hours and completely annihilated the competition. I nearly brought a grown man to tears. I fucking love sports.

[Thulghor]

I had a garden salad today for lunch. Is this sports?

[Nocsucow]

Open gym this sunday at the lcoal highschool. .. gonna be fun!!!!

[Pokesan]

Open gym this sunday at the lcoal highschool. .. gonna be fun!!!!

creep

[quido]

I just played sports for 3.0 hours again and fucking killed it. I love sports.

[LostCause]

i love sports.

http://share.gifyoutube.com/vnVNzQ.gif

[quido]

I've played sports the last three days for 2.5 hours each day. I fucking love sports.

[quido]

Been playing sports so hard all month and loving every minute of it.

http://www.msu.edu/~oconne53/picklelibertyred.jpg

[Swish]

lol

[quido]

I played sports last night for 3.5 hours and today for 3.5 hours. Last night I beat a national champion at sports. I fucking love sports.

[quido]

I played sports twice yesterday for a total of 5.0 hours. I played the best sports of my life yesterday.

I fucking love sports.

I'm playing sports again in 2.0 hours, for several hours - report to come!

[quido]

I played sports yesterday for 4.0 hours.

I played sports today for 3.0 hours.

I am the best at sports.

[Aviann]

jeremy, i challenge you to sports

[Spyder73]

I played sports yesterday for 4.0 hours.

I played sports today for 3.0 hours.

I am the best at sports.

I played work yesterday for 9.0 hours

I played work today for 9.0 more hours

I am the best at wasting the best years of my life for corporate profit =(

[quido]

I just played sports for 4.5 hours. I fucking love sports.

[quido]

bullshit

[quido]

Here's a couple shots of me playing sports.

https://www.msu.edu/~oconne53/jeremysports1.jpg

https://www.msu.edu/~oconne53/jeremysports2.jpg

[portbitch69]

what sport is this? racquetball on tennis court? pics fake need vid

[Sikorsky]

what sport is this? racquetball on tennis court? pics fake need vid

Its pickleball (LOL).

If this is really a picture of Jeremy, its pretty funny that he called me fat in another sports thread. He's got me easily by 60+ lbs. I guess he was just trying to make himself feel better?

P.S. All the geriatrics around here play pickleball, theres a reason they play it.

[Pokesan]

i'll huff

and i'll puff

and i'll beat grandma at old people tennis

[SamwiseRed]

No wonder you're fat, whatever that is ain't sports lol. I get more exercise walking up a flight of stairs.

You have not been playing sports, you've been fucking around outside. G'night!

[quido]

Sikorsky maybe you should move this thread back to RnF if you're going to be a little bitch in it.

[Heebo]

Its pickleball (LOL).

If this is really a picture of Jeremy, its pretty funny that he called me fat in another sports thread. He's got me easily by 60+ lbs. I guess he was just trying to make himself feel better?

P.S. All the geriatrics around here play pickleball, theres a reason they play it.

Reported for trolling

[Sikorsky]

Sikorsky maybe you should move this thread back to RnF if you're going to be a little bitch in it.

https://media.giphy.com/media/5xtDarlI7RiZ3wX3fwI/giphy.gif

[Sikorsky]

Reported for trolling

Have you looked at your sig lately?

[quido]

Oblige me. This thread belongs in PvP RnF.

[quido]

Sigs are fair game - you forget this is Off Topic, Sikorsky?

Sigs are like an embassy - a sovereign American land of safety stuck in a hostile non-RnF country.

Can't touch this.

[Samsung]

Oblige me. This thread belongs in PvP RnF.

You mad bro?

[Sikorsky]

Oblige me. This thread belongs in PvP RnF.

Why? Because I replied to you with the same thing you replied to me about? Why the double standard? You sure get mad when the tables get turned.

http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=193153&page=4



Sigs are fair game - you forget this is Off Topic, Sikorsky?

Sigs are like an embassy - a sovereign American land of safety stuck in a hostile non-RnF country.

Can't touch this.

His sig content is fine, I'm only saying he needs to move the needle a bit to the left - seems he hasn't updated it in awhile. Sorry if that went over your head,

[quido]

You see one "fat" as the same as what you posted?

You literally ranted, not only in calling me fat, but also in insulting sports.

Ya moran

[Efwan]

Lol jesus this thread is pathetic

[quido]

For those of you interested, here's some sports being played by non-geriatrics. Though many of the oldtimers I know not only would beat you at sports, they'd run circles around you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrT_LapyEN0

[Sikorsky]

You see one "fat" as the same as what you posted?

You literally ranted, not only in calling me fat, but also in insulting sports.

Ya moran

Because you don't like the content its a rant?

You jump at every opportunity to call someone fat here.... just pointing our your hypocrisy, pal.

[Sikorsky]

For those of you interested, here's some sports being played by non-geriatrics. Though many of the oldtimers I know not only would beat you at sports, they'd run circles around you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrT_LapyEN0

That video is not helping your cause.....

[quido]

Maybe it's a little over your head Sikorsky but the "fat" comment isn't a genuine insult.

[quido]

I probably am 60 pounds heavier than the limp-wristed Sikorsky. Even if I wasn't a little overweight and had 3% body fat or whatever, I'd still weigh a solid 215 or 220. It helps in sports oftentimes.

What sports are you good at Sikorsky?

[Sikorsky]

Sikorsky is fat and mad.

Calling Sikorsky fat is ok now right since he called another player fat? Can we get a rule post update?

Thanks.

I'm neither mad nor fat, but you may call me "fat" as much as you like if it helps you out.

[Rallos]

guess he didn't get the memo about this being an entertainment website/hobby for the point of having fun

its ok for this green to talk smack to other players but we have to walk on pins and needles

sounds legit/well adjusted

[Sikorsky]

What sports are you good at Sikorsky?

I mainly stick to basketball and golf now, I'm pretty good at basketball, golf is a work in progress. One of the benefits of many old people around it means there are also many golf courses, so thats a newer thing.

Occasionally some ultimate frisbee - but I hadn't played ultimate in a few months since I moved (until last night since Ive been back in my previous town w/ work, got a few games in with some pals).

I have many outdoor activities I enjoy, I just wouldn't necessarily classify them as sports.

[quido]

EQ is sports and this entire thread is a general troll. Very poorly done.

[Pokesan]

rock that scoober

[Thana8088]

Jeremy, would you like the other half of my Xanax? I'm looking forward to a much more pleasant afternoon...

<3 as always

[quido]

Sure, if you'll break me off a piece of that ass to go with it.

[Heebo]

Why? Because I replied to you with the same thing you replied to me about? Why the double standard? You sure get mad when the tables get turned.

http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=193153&page=4





His sig content is fine, I'm only saying he needs to move the needle a bit to the left - seems he hasn't updated it in awhile. Sorry if that went over your head,

There is no needle. Only Heebo. Only sanity.

[quido]

I'm playing sports indoors for the first time since April in the morning. Looking forward to some sports.

[portbitch69]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/64/44/1f/64441f3a01321ef631f0a5319bd424c6.jpg

[quido]

I just played sports for 1.5 hours.

[quido]

I just played sports for 4.0 hours and loved every minute of it.

[iruinedyourday]

I played the shit out of some sports yesterday and changed my jersey number from 18 to 40 ah yis.

[Flunklesnarkin]

Ran four miles at the track today. I could feel all the women's panties go sploosh as i did wind sprints by them.

[quido]

I just played sports for 3.5 hours and utterly dominated at sports for 3.0 of those 3.5 hours. I fucking love sports.

[Thulghor]

I went out to check my mail and had to climb stairs. I think there was sweat on me after. Is this sports?

[iruinedyourday]

http://i.imgur.com/q1QnYGI.jpg

[quido]

I just played sports for 3.0 hours. I fucking love sports.

[quido]

I played sports today for 2.5 hours and played the best match of my life. I don't know what I'd do without sports.

[quido]

I just cooked breakfast for 0.5 hours.

This is the sort of dedication it takes to be a champion at sports - fresh-grated hash browns.

http://www.msu.edu/~oconne53/hashbrown.jpg

That's a nice looking hash brown... I THINK I'LL GARNISH IT WITH FOUR EGGS AND SOME BREAKFAST SAUSAGE

http://www.msu.edu/~oconne53/breakfast.jpg

I also had an orange. 1500 calorie breakfast - get on my level, maggots.

I fucking love sports.

[Pokesan]

a lump of culinary sadness

[quido]

I'd bet all my sporting equipment and apparel that you can't make a hash brown half as well as I can!

[Pokesan]

what if you just put yourself in the garbage instead

you belong in the garbage

[quido]

I am really good at sports.

[JackFlash]

Food looks like crap.

[quido]

I've had at least a dozen people tell me I make the best hash brown they've ever had.

It's an art, really.

[Pokesan]

hash does look good but the rest of it would get you fired from dennys

[quido]

The presentation is poor but I guarantee you those are the best cheap scrambled eggs you've ever had. I'm out of my farm-fresh eggs atm =(

Denny's scrambled eggs are disgusting, as are most scrambled I've ever had from restaurants. People are awful at cooking eggs. It takes me over 10 minutes to make those - this is the right way to cook eggs - slow and with butter. There's actually cheese melted throughout it at the end.

Did you guys know that a real farm fresh egg from a healthy chicken can be left on the counter for months and it won't spoil?

[Ahldagor]

Weird. Denny's doesn't give nutritional information on what a single egg that they use would be.

[quido]

I happen to know that Denny's uses pre-mixed liquid eggs for scrambled eggs, and cooks them in liquid margarine.

Only time I've ever been food poisoned was from Denny's eggs a long time ago.

[Thana8088]

I just cooked breakfast for 0.5 hours.

This is the sort of dedication it takes to be a champion at sports - fresh-grated hash browns.

http://www.msu.edu/~oconne53/hashbrown.jpg

That's a nice looking hash brown... I THINK I'LL GARNISH IT WITH FOUR EGGS AND SOME BREAKFAST SAUSAGE

http://www.msu.edu/~oconne53/breakfast.jpg

I also had an orange. 1500 calorie breakfast - get on my level, maggots.

I fucking love sports.

Should be its own thread. <3 breakfast for dinner

[quido]

I just played sports for 2.5 hours and was undefeated. I fucking love sports.

I welcome you to the Garden of Good Things

http://www.msu.edu/~oconne53/lasagna1.jpg

One hour on the stove, eight hours in the crockpot. My homemade sauce is custom recipe I perfected after several years of effort.

http://www.msu.edu/~oconne53/lasagna2.jpg

The Garden of Good Things uses only the highest quality ingredients arranged in meticulous perfection.

http://www.msu.edu/~oconne53/lasagna3.jpg

Two pounds of meat, two pounds of mozzarella, a half pound of parmesan, a half pound of ricotta, a pound and a half of pasta, and everything in between!

http://www.msu.edu/~oconne53/lasagna4.jpg

Get on my level, maggots.

[JackFlash]

Gonna need a lot of sports after that.....and TP

[quido]

My metabolism is very high from sports.

[quido]

I just watched sports.

And my team won again.

Go Green!

[quido]

Here's a burger I made to celebrate the Spartan victory.

http://www.r99pvp.net/img/burger.jpg

This is what it takes to be the best in sports.

[Lune]

Is that american cheese?

Is that bun even baked?

What the fuck?

6/10 burger I would stick to sports if I were you and leave making burgers to the fatties

[quido]

Yes, I enjoy Boar's Head Whole Milk Yellow American. American gets a bad rap - it can be done well. I think cheddar on a burger is awful - you need something creamier like American or Muenster.

Bun is cheap but was just fine. I'll toast buns sometimes depending what I have.

Meat has diced onions, pressed garlic, dijon, ketchup, worcestershire, pepper, salt, and egg all worked through it before pattied - delicious

[quido]

I just played sports for 3.5 hours and fucking killed it - didn't lose a single match.

I also played sports yesterday for 3.0 hours and fucking killed it - only lost a single match.

I fucking love sports.

[quido]

I just played sports for 0.5 hours and won every match I played. Then I got soaked in a matter of 15 seconds. I fucking love sports.

[Thana8088]

Then I got soaked in a matter of 15 seconds.

More details plz.

[quido]

Ok.

http://www.msu.edu/~oconne53/sportsnuts.jpg

[wts]

Is there a variety of drunks besides the alcohol drinking variety?

[Thana8088]

Ok.

http://www.msu.edu/~oconne53/sportsnuts.jpg

Damn I don't get it. You are just too clever for me.

[Ranndom]

Damn I don't get it. You are just too clever for me.

"Sports Nuts".....Lol wtf

[quido]

Soaked with salvation.

[JboxCSU]

How can one be a non-alcoholic drinking drunk?

LOL sports nuts.

Great sign.

[Thana8088]

Soaked with salvation.

Mmmmhmm.... now I am starting to doubt your sports claims, too! :eek:


I like how only "lewd" prostitutes will be judged. All other types? Carry on.

[quido]

Classy prostitutes are ok, everyone knows this.

I just played sports for 3.0 hours - it was a beautiful autumn evening! I fucking love sports.

[quido]

I just played sports for 8.0 hours at a tournament and won 14 straight matches to take home the gold medal. I fucking love sports.

[quido]

On 10-26-2015 I played sports for 3.5 hours.

Today I played sports for 4.5 hours, most of it under the lights. I fucking love sports.

http://www.msu.edu/~oconne53/nightsports.jpg

The guy I'm playing with (on the right) is the best player in the state. He's going to nationals in Arizona next week; he medaled at nationals a couple years ago. It was awesome to have some high level play outdoors in shorts on November 2 in Michigan. We have one of the nicest venues in the country and are lucky to be able to play through 3 hours of darkness thanks to the quality lighting provided by the city.

[Krule]

The tile floor in your mom's kitchen is hideous.

[quido]

My mom has oak floors in her kitchen. I live with two geeks in a nice big old house that is well-built, but the kitchen does kind of suck. We make the best of it, though, as you can see by my delicious victuals!

[Krule]

My mom has oak floors in her kitchen. I live with two geeks in a nice big old house that is well-built, but the kitchen does kind of suck. We make the best of it, though, as you can see by my delicious victuals!

So much cringe.

[quido]

Why are you so hostile, Krule? Don't you play sports or cook food? Both of these will help you to find balance and happiness in your life.

[Krule]

Why are you so hostile, Krule? Don't you play sports or cook food? Both of these will help you to find balance and happiness in your life.

My cringing wasn't in response to the glorious sports and mediocre food.

[quido]

As a matter of fact, Krule, my food is excellent! I'm going to host some sports tournaments next season and serve dinner after they're done. Get on my level, maggot.

[Krule]

As a matter of fact, Krule, my food is excellent! I'm going to host some sports tournaments next season and serve dinner after they're done. Get on my level, maggot.

Actually, I redact my original statement. The oven looks like it might give me Chipotle-level E. Coli and your eggs look like they were made out of rice.

Fucking yuck.

[quido]

I'm starting to wonder if anyone's ever had scrambled eggs that weren't patties.

[JackFlash]

Fact = the food looks gross. Should watch more food network instead of playing sports. May learn something.

[quido]

Would the scrambled eggs with cheese look more appealing to you morans if they were pressed into a loaf? I really am wondering if anyone here actually knows how to cook scrambled eggs.

[JackFlash]

I always try to cook them so they look like risotto....

[Pokesan]

european style scrambled eggs are an abomination

large curd motherfucker

[quido]

I'll make you guys a video. I like to sort of mash the eggs a little as I cook em. Once they are fully cooked I melt some cheese through em and work it through lightly until it's even.

[Redi]

Da fk wrong w Ur breakfast dude

I'd scrap it and try again

[Greengrocer 2.0]

Who played sports recently?

[quido]

I'd like to see you make some eggs you think are better, Redi.

I played sports yesterday for 3.5 hours and today for 3.0 hours. I fucking love sports.

[Hailto]

Jeremy one of the funniest dudes on these forums, def under appreciated.

[quido]

I just played sports for 2.5 hours and fucking loved every minute of it in the cold. SPORTS

[Greengrocer 2.0]

I love this thread.

[quido]

My buddy is in the finals for the Sports Nationals 19+ Mixed Doubles - the most competitive mixed bracket. He won the bronze yesterday in Men's Doubles 19+. Man it feels awesome to play regularly and be competitive with a sports national champion.

[Pokesan]

could you post pictures of some of your matches?

really wondering how an everquester could be such an amazing athlete

who are your opponents? besides diabetes ofc

[maerilith]

fapping for 6-8 hrs doesn't count as sports quido

[quido]

There's pictures of me playing sports in this thread.

[maerilith]

There's pictures of me playing sports in this thread.

TLDR

Edit them into your OP

How are you not banned if your fapping in them?

[Pokesan]

There's pictures of me playing sports in this thread.

wru opponents

u flexin on grandma brah?

[quido]

I just watched sports for 3.0 hours. My buddy won the Mixed Doubles Open at the Sports Nationals tonight!

[quido]

I just watched sports again for 1.5 hours. Rousey got her ass beat.

[quido]

It's been over a week since I've played sports and I'm missing it. I'm still nourishing my body like a professional, though.

http://www.msu.edu/~oconne53/24incher.jpg

[quido]

Sports Nationals Mens Singles Finals from last week

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rSYA_W44U8

I fucking love sports.

[onarrot4000]

http://www.msu.edu/~oconne53/24incher.jpg




Sports Nationals Mens Singles Finals from last week.

[Pokesan]

dad bod: the thread

[Xaanka]

best sports national final series championchip bowl XIIV

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggq5IPTM-aI

[Xaanka]

i love sport

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnjQuDwRDMA

[quido]

I played sports yesterday for 3.0 hours. I fucking love sports.

[SamwiseRed]

I ran to the store today using a car. I'm beat.

[onarrot4000]

http://www.msu.edu/~oconne53/sports.jpg


There's pictures of me playing sports in this thread.

[Orruar]

Is this thread just a desperate attempt by Jeremy to associate his name with anything other than the Larrikan's mask incident? Is he just hoping that when you see his name, you think "that's the weird guy that likes sports, but I guess physical activity probably isn't a bad thing considering he spent years staring at a computer screen", rather than "that's the douchebag that threatened someone over a Larrikan's mask, and said he was glad just to have someone to hate".

Good effort.

[quido]

lol Orruar I think you care about me being a nerd a little too much

I played sports today for 3.0 hours and played some of the best sports I've ever played. I fucking love sports.

I don't ask it enough:
What's your sports played-to-watched ratio? Keep those numbers up, fellas.

[surron]

whats your post count -to- times laid ratio? 5047:0?

[quido]

I have 2.26 posts per day ya moran

SPORTS

[Pokesan]

lol Orruar I think you care about me being a nerd a little too much

I played sports today for 3.0 hours and played some of the best sports I've ever played. I fucking love sports.

I don't ask it enough:
What's your sports played-to-watched ratio? Keep those numbers up, fellas.

you're about to incur my wrath

[quido]

I played sports today for 3.0 hours. I listened to DMX on the way there to get fired up - WHAT?

I fucking love sports.

[Xaanka]

I played sports today for 3.0 hours. I listened to DMX on the way there to get fired up - WHAT?

I fucking love sports.

my aunt dated dmx in the 80s for a couple months

[Xaanka]

prolly tore her shit up like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGx6K90TmCI

[quido]

God damn it I hate DMX and Ja Rule.

[Xaanka]

God damn it I hate DMX and Ja Rule.

i also hate fun

[quido]

Let's try to keep trannyquest out of this thread - this is a thread for sports.

[Filthy_Pagan]

http://a3.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=%2Fmedia%2Fmotion%2F2015%2F0716%2Fdm_150715_ Caitlyn_Jenner_Speech242%2Fdm_150715_Caitlyn_Jenne r_Speech242.jpg&w=943&h=530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkOJ9uNj9EY

[quido]

I played sports today for 3.0 hours. I fucking love sports. More sports tomorrow!

[Filthy_Pagan]

I played sports today for 3.0 hours. I fucking love sports. More sports tomorrow!
Golf doesn't count it's for the gays
Tits or gtfo

[quido]

I played sports yesterday for 3.5 hours and loved every minute of it. I also played sports 8 days ago for 4.0 hours and forgot to post here - sorry. I fucking love sports.

[onarrot4000]

Get a fucking life . Everyone knows that you don't play sports. You're a fat lard that plays an elf sim. Go steal some more lewt.

[Bazia]

i played in a power ranger battle top amateur competition for 3 hours yesterday, hoping to get nominated for the pro tour this summer

love sports

[Pokesan]

you're about to incur my wrath

my packets are gonna hurt worse