I am sick of it! I am rolling a druid!

[drelk001]

I just had a conversation with a druid from dial a port about how I need to go from butcher block to mistythicket, for some reason "I need to go from butcherblock to misty thicket" isnt english, He asked me where i needed to go 5 times, then I waited 30 minutes for him to show up to the butcher block druid rings, then when he showed up he ported someone else... not me... to steamfont, thats fine... i wasnt next on the list. Then He ported to commons, walked all the way to EC, about 10 minutes later, I sent a tell saying "hey man, i am ready for a port :P" and he asked me where I needed to go and stuff like he did before, he then ported to butcherblock and invited me to a group, sat there for another 20 minutes (maybe he was medding) I said in group that I was actually kind of in a hurry, he then hopped to! asked me where I needed to go AGAIN (for the 7th time) I said misty thicket... he sat some more.... then finally ported me.... after 7 times of asking where I needed to go and over an hour of waiting for one port... I have decided to roll a druid, I will most likely not give ports for dial a port... ill make my own guild called "treehugger express" or something like that.

[mr_jon3s]

I say just work on one character and get it past 20.

[fastboy21]

werd. stick it to the man...

[iruinedyourday]

http://images.lctmag.com/post/M-Travis-Kalanick-1.jpg

[Trelaboon]

A level 10 Druid won't be able to port anywhere either...:

[captnamazing]

OP gets 1 bad druid rep, waits around for an hour instead of contacting a different druid, decides to roll a druid since all druid port service clearly bad

at least his toon names are in line with RP

[shamanredux]

I think Dial-A-Port is great. They provide a really useful service to the server. :) Maybe you just caught one of them on a bad night. Keep in mind they most likely get many tells, and may have just been very distracted.

[Bazia]

Dedrath: Gnome/necro 12 <Knights who say ni> (main)

http://gatineaunewbornphotography.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/wait-what-gif.gif

[kcsdman]

I'm a brokeass noob with wanderlust and Dial A Port is by far my favorite thing on P99 except the meat casino. Not sure what to tell you, bro.

[Portasaurus]

http://i.imgur.com/N0fCPsz.jpg

[drelk001]

Dedrath: Gnome/necro 12 <Knights who say ni> (main)

http://gatineaunewbornphotography.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/wait-what-gif.gif

ROFL

you forgot to mention I am a casual altiholic

[drelk001]

I was partially joking about this thread... all the other druids I asked were either AFK taking a shower or raiding. this was the only person online for dial a port... I do like dial a port TBH, I love what they are doing, I just think that people like that shouldnt be in there :P

[Dirtynads]

I cannot speak for the druid you are speaking and honestly I have no clue who it was regardless but what I can say when you are the only person tagged the tells are insane. I play on a 46" flat screen and almost every inch can be easily filled up wihth port request. I'm certainly not perfect and forget about people all the time or try and juggle the ports ect just to try and keep up. So apologies for any inconvience it may of cause at the time and good luck with your new toon!

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

http://i.imgur.com/ZaNWBPR.jpg

THAT'S IT. I'M GOING TO CLOWN COLLEGE

[Bboboo]

Care to throw a name out there? Seeing how it took an hour, his name shouldn't be too hard to remember.

[drelk001]

I cannot speak for the druid you are speaking and honestly I have no clue who it was regardless but what I can say when you are the only person tagged the tells are insane. I play on a 46" flat screen and almost every inch can be easily filled up wihth port request. I'm certainly not perfect and forget about people all the time or try and juggle the ports ect just to try and keep up. So apologies for any inconvience it may of cause at the time and good luck with your new toon!



I was just joking around... I dont really mind, I bet you anything it was because he was busy with other tells and junk, you know? im sorry.

[drelk001]

Care to throw a name out there? Seeing how it took an hour, his name shouldn't be too hard to remember.

I dont remember, he was a halfling druid and his name started with an "S"

[iruinedyourday]

http://i.imgur.com/ZaNWBPR.jpg

THAT'S IT. I'M GOING TO CLOWN COLLEGE

:D

[SamwiseRed]

I dont remember, he was a halfling druid and his name started with an "S"

halfling druid narrows it down to about 30% of the server.

[Dirtynads]

I was just joking around... I dont really mind, I bet you anything it was because he was busy with other tells and junk, you know? im sorry.

No need for an apology mate its my job to look into this sort of stuff and deal with PR. Takecare and have a great evening

[fastboy21]

I was just joking around... I dont really mind, I bet you anything it was because he was busy with other tells and junk, you know? im sorry.



omg...the druid underground got to this guy and got him to redact his accusation...

what did they promise you if your little problem just "went away"...

dozens of us demand to know the truth.

[Portasaurus]

http://www.elementality.ca/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/illuminati-eye.jpg

[drelk001]

omg...the druid underground got to this guy and got him to redact his accusation...

what did they promise you if your little problem just "went away"...

dozens of us demand to know the truth.

honestly? a lifetime supply of jumjum juice

[Snagglepuss]

Marijuana's a hell of a drug.

[Nikkanu]

I just had a conversation with a druid from dial a port about how I need to go from butcher block to mistythicket, for some reason "I need to go from butcherblock to misty thicket" isnt english, He asked me where i needed to go 5 times, then I waited 30 minutes for him to show up to the butcher block druid rings, then when he showed up he ported someone else... not me... to steamfont, thats fine... i wasnt next on the list. Then He ported to commons, walked all the way to EC, about 10 minutes later, I sent a tell saying "hey man, i am ready for a port :P" and he asked me where I needed to go and stuff like he did before, he then ported to butcherblock and invited me to a group, sat there for another 20 minutes (maybe he was medding) I said in group that I was actually kind of in a hurry, he then hopped to! asked me where I needed to go AGAIN (for the 7th time) I said misty thicket... he sat some more.... then finally ported me.... after 7 times of asking where I needed to go and over an hour of waiting for one port... I have decided to roll a druid, I will most likely not give ports for dial a port... ill make my own guild called "treehugger express" or something like that.

This is what happens when you take 3 whole marijuanas. It happens to me all the time.

[jarlerop]

First you are mad, the you come around and say youre sorry?
Make up your mind, woman.

[webrunner5]

Pictures or it never happened. :D Sounds like the Druid was either Drunk or on Drugs, good ones at that. :p

[indiscriminate_hater]

http://i.imgur.com/ZaNWBPR.jpg

THAT'S IT. I'M GOING TO CLOWN COLLEGE

best post of the year

[Stormfists]

I think it was me Drelk and the scenario rings a bell, or very similar.

You were 4th on my list, being the only druid online at the time I was constantly spammed and I was on a machine that I dont usually play on so my tells weren't separated out. I asked three times, not seven - because of the spam and built in laptop mouse being unable to scroll quick enough to see your past tells.

I'd love to shoot ports out my perfectly sculpted anus but unfortunately they require mana, hence the cool down. Plus rather than ignore you and not bother, I thought maybe late is better than no port at all. I was only online for 40 minutes to do a bit of banking and unfortunately logged in with my tag on and spent 39 minutes porting.

In fairness moving forward I will respond with letting people know how far down the list they are to allow them to look for alternative transport. So am sorry for the long delay, but feel free to use the boats - they dont require mana ;)

[Poosammich]

LOL -- TBH I've debated rolling up a Druid to lvl FIRST instead of my Necro.... maybe, but I doubt it!

[drelk001]

I think it was me Drelk and the scenario rings a bell, or very similar.

You were 4th on my list, being the only druid online at the time I was constantly spammed and I was on a machine that I dont usually play on so my tells weren't separated out. I asked three times, not seven - because of the spam and built in laptop mouse being unable to scroll quick enough to see your past tells.

I'd love to shoot ports out my perfectly sculpted anus but unfortunately they require mana, hence the cool down. Plus rather than ignore you and not bother, I thought maybe late is better than no port at all. I was only online for 40 minutes to do a bit of banking and unfortunately logged in with my tag on and spent 39 minutes porting.

In fairness moving forward I will respond with letting people know how far down the list they are to allow them to look for alternative transport. So am sorry for the long delay, but feel free to use the boats - they dont require mana ;)

youre good, this thread was supposed to poke fun at dial a port.

[thieros]

/who all dial
/tell dialaporter BB->Misty 60 pp
dialaporter tells you, "brt"
You initiate a trade with dialaporter
Dialaporter accepts your trade
Dialaporter has invited you to a party
You are now in a party
LOADING PLEASE WAIT
Welcome to Misty Thicket
/g thanks dude
You are no longer in a party

man, i love dial a port. dont have to casually make chit chat, nor do I ever wait more than a couple minutes. dial a port is the best, 10/10. down with <Treehuggers Express>

[Halius]

Damn with the posts about how many tells they get I feel like this Dial-A-Port thing is getting too big. They are gonna need some lvl 1 tagged alts to act as receptionists for all druids/wizards online. Better pay them a decent salary though...

[Faiding]

Uh oh, sounds like Dial-a-Port is getting a star docked from their Yelp.

[indiscriminate_hater]

what's the deal with the new guild "Tell A Port"? are we seeing some competition going on now? is this just an off-shoot of Dial-A-Port for wizards? will things get ugly?

[Halius]

what's the deal with the new guild "Tell A Port"? are we seeing some competition going on now? is this just an off-shoot of Dial-A-Port for wizards? will things get ugly?

Must be some kind of questionnaire service for Dial-A-Port to get some quality customer feedback about the experience.

[Greengrocer]

what's the deal with the new guild "Tell A Port"? are we seeing some competition going on now? is this just an off-shoot of Dial-A-Port for wizards? will things get ugly?

If there really are two competing porting guilds now...

A) That's just downright awesome.

B) That would almost certainly spur an RFP for staffing a new wing of <Nomsanto Industries> known as SkyChefs. This will be an exclusive catering contract to one of the porting guilds, wherein Nomsanto Industries supplies your porters with delicious Nomsanto Brand food and beverage. This can then be provided to your passengers as an in-flight meal. This will increase your overall service and comfort ratings, as well as give a mutual boost to brand awareness for both of our integrated products. Part of the SkyChefs product line will include worldwide delivery and running free-sample stands at various rings and spires. You may want to integrate plans for addressing those needs as part of your response to the RFP.

I will probably create a separate thread dedicated to the official RFP some time this week. The guild with the sweeter offer will win the proposal process.

-Greengrocer

[Whirled]

This sounds interesting. I have a wizard with average baking skill (140s?) if u need any help with this endeavor. I wasn't paid to say this but I am looking to improve my faction.