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Dragonsblood1987
11-26-2014, 12:43 PM
So i haven't graced you faggots with my presence in several months, but for some reason, i decided to bless you all with a visit this morning.


As i caroused the RnF forum, which is not unlike the rap scene in that the content literally never changes, but is worded slightly differently from shit post to shit post, i noticed a there was a void. An absence. A particular lack of fiber in the digital diarrhea.


There was no tiggles.



At first, i assumed our portly hispanic friend had indulged in one too many churros and had succumb to heart disease, or perhaps his intestines had ruptured and he died of sepsis when he forgot his socks whilst camping.



I began doing some research. As it turns out, his last activity was early august. Hmm.




It is the time of his last post that leads me to believe that tiggles, while portraying himself as a mexican online, was in fact michael brown. He knew that he would gain some credibility by pretending not to be black, but knew he lacked the intelligence to pass as white and took the more realistic path of pretending to be guatemalan.



As im sure you all know, being the worldly gents thou art, michael brown was brutally murdered without cause in early august; around the same time tiggles disappeared without notice.




Now, heres where it gets troubling. when tiggles (aka michael brown) went to the convenience store to pick up his share of the RMT profits from derubael (the small indian shopkeeper. this method was used to make the RMT activity less traceable), there was a dispute. Rogean had told derubael not to relinquish the profits, stored innocuously in a cigar box, as tiggles hadnt quite pulled his weight the month prior.




Derubael batphoned sirken (darren wilson), who then attempted to intercept tiggles on his way back to his government housing. While the media claims that tiggles brown reached for sirkens gun (a smith&wesson .40 banhammer), he was in fact reaching for sirkens prepaid track phone to contact rogean directly. Sirken was having none of it. A scuffle ensued, and tiggles was shot. His massive lard-laden frame absorbing the full force of 6 rounds.



From this, we can also conclude that rogean is in fact the judge that oversaw the darren wilson (aka sirken) case, concluding that he did nothing wrong. jailing sirken for such a heinous crime would have cut further into the RMT profits of the server.



So in one fell swoop, justice was raped, profits were taken by force, and we lost our very own recees cup; tiggles. aka michael brown. the negro who was peruvian online.




RIP sweet prince

https://pff-pffanalysisltd12.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/michael-vick.jpg

toolshed
11-26-2014, 12:48 PM
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

FoxxHound
11-26-2014, 12:49 PM
k

Patriam1066
11-26-2014, 12:51 PM
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

indiscriminate_hater
11-26-2014, 12:52 PM
tldr. i instead spent my precious time googling "tiggles nut swinger" and this is what i got:

http://amazingnotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/dwarf-horse-thumbellina.jpg

Glenzig
11-26-2014, 12:58 PM
tldr. i instead spent my precious time googling "tiggles nut swinger" and this is what i got:

http://amazingnotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/dwarf-horse-thumbellina.jpg

By far the best post of the thread.

Portasaurus
11-26-2014, 01:00 PM
GIS: "tiggles fredsavage" highlights:

http://i.dlisted.com/files/happybirthdayfredsavage1.jpg

http://vforvinnie.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/sal-and-carmines.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Akz7hb7.jpg

http://a.abcnews.com/images/Politics/ABC_roundtable_this_week_jt_140511_16x9_992.jpg

Tann
11-26-2014, 01:08 PM
https://www.tradebit.com/usr/stock-photos/pub/9002/934020.jpg

+

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/257866/keyboard-smash-o.gif

= OP

KagatobLuvsAnimu
11-26-2014, 01:33 PM
Hadn't even noticed. I even made a thread to tease him when PAX tickets dropped. /shrug

Whirled
11-26-2014, 01:37 PM
http://talkingwithtwinkles.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/cropped-screen-shot-2014-01-02-at-10-59-33-pm.png

Well.. ok.. let's take the next caller....hello?

Archalen
11-26-2014, 02:00 PM
That means 1 person noticed Tiggles was gone and nobody noticed you were gone.

Sad.

KagatobLuvsAnimu
11-26-2014, 02:10 PM
That means 1 person noticed Tiggles was gone and nobody noticed you were gone.

Sad.

Dude, check yourself, the thirteenth amendment makes it illegal to own someone like you just did.

Dragonsblood1987
11-26-2014, 02:16 PM
13 is a satanic ritual number

desufaggot has jew avatar


13th amendment freed the slaves


negros do the dirty work of th jews



wapanese poster confirmed illuminati

indiscriminate_hater
11-26-2014, 02:38 PM
confirmed ******jewfaggot

http://i.imgur.com/LDZKB7u.png

Patriam1066
11-26-2014, 02:54 PM
13 is a satanic ritual number

desufaggot has jew avatar


13th amendment freed the slaves


negros do the dirty work of th jews



wapanese poster confirmed illuminati

are you g13?

DetroitVelvetSmooth
11-26-2014, 03:04 PM
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Dragonsblood1987
11-26-2014, 04:09 PM
confirmed ******jewfaggot

http://i.imgur.com/LDZKB7u.png

holy shit it gets deeper

Swish
11-26-2014, 04:54 PM
OP needs a TL;DR summary

Rivthis
11-26-2014, 05:10 PM
OP needs a TL;DR summary

Twiggles was Michael Brown, and was Killed by sirken aka darren wilson for RMTing.

Lesson of the day, Dont RMT unless you want to be gun down in the street.

GinnasP99
11-26-2014, 05:34 PM
OP needs a TL;DR summary

In other news, that gif is adorable.

Magnar
11-26-2014, 11:36 PM
OP needs a TL;DR summary

tl;dr: OP huffs paint and drinks antifreeze before posting