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Juevento
12-02-2014, 03:31 PM
Timeline:
The classic mouth-breathers (aka Cucumbers, Ele, and Daldaen aka classholes) start complaining about classic darkness not being a thing on this servers about 5 months ago as a new way of ruining the p99 gaming experience with throwback "features".

About a month ago, I start receiving emails from the revamped and relaunched Sleeper server which is run by the notorious p99 villain Toop. Now, Toop is well known around these parts for his malicious acts designed to drive the player base away from p99 and towards his Sleeper server, most notably the Ddos attack that nearly crippled the server almost exactly 1 year ago. Participation on the new Sleeper server must be slow since I am reminded of this servers existance every week or so.

That brings us to the patch which was unveiled on Black Monday (cause you can't see anything), the devious plot to take down p99 is launched. A "classic" gamma setting is unleashed on the p99 population which renders the game unplayable for nearly everyone.

The obvious benefactor of an unplayable p99? Toop and the Sleeper server folks. Coincidently the only defenders of the gamma change are The classholes. Clearly the logical step can be made that the classholes are affiliated with Toop and the Sleeper server.

Feel free to draw your own conclusions, but the evidence is clear.

quido
12-02-2014, 03:32 PM
huh

pharmakos
12-02-2014, 03:34 PM
i have suspected this for awhile now

Erati
12-02-2014, 03:41 PM
I think Daldaen is just 90 years old, and not good at multiplayer games

this is confirmed.

Ele
12-02-2014, 03:49 PM
I wish I had thought of this.

Classholes is awesome though :D

Pint
12-02-2014, 04:17 PM
lol'd @ black monday

Daldaen
12-02-2014, 04:18 PM
I think Daldaen is just 90 years old, and not good at multiplayer games

I do tend to go to bed when the sun is up, and I do happen to live in Florida....

This guy may be onto something!

Nirgon
12-02-2014, 04:26 PM
Daldaen is a sweet man that loves classic EQ and hates pvp

Daldaen
12-02-2014, 04:31 PM
Daldaen is a sweet man that loves classic EQ and hates pvp

EQ PvP*** FTFY.

If you want to play against other people for video game fun, choose a game that was designed for it.

Playing EQ PvP is like drag racing in a Kia Soul. The goal is fine, the vehicle you're using to attain that goal is epic fail.

Want some solid PvP, get on Starcraft II. Spawn more Overlords.

Hodge
12-02-2014, 04:32 PM
http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/067/a/0/oh_mon_dieu_by_topsytrouillefou-d3b6gjd.png

Nirgon
12-02-2014, 04:33 PM
Why do I like PvP in EQ more than all the other games tho :/

Ele
12-02-2014, 04:35 PM
Why do I like PvP in EQ more than all the other games tho :/

Because it is EQ underneath. :cool:

Raev
12-02-2014, 04:38 PM
Playing EQ PvP is like drag racing in a Kia Soul. The goal is fine, the vehicle you're using to attain that goal is epic fail.

The problem is the alternative is "PVP"ing by poopsocking/coh ducking/jav spamming/getting up at 4AM etc etc.

Nirgon
12-02-2014, 04:42 PM
Because it is EQ underneath. :cool:

Ya it's cuz I'm an EQ sicko.

Not sure who made the most sicko bug report amongst us. I'm sure the candidates for that all deserve their place among the stars.

Red_Psyphon
12-02-2014, 04:42 PM
tldr



Also turnin gamma to 100% and fuckin with your monitors is totally 1999-2001ish

pharmakos
12-02-2014, 04:53 PM
EQ PvP*** FTFY.

If you want to play against other people for video game fun, choose a game that was designed for it.

Playing EQ PvP is like drag racing in a Kia Soul. The goal is fine, the vehicle you're using to attain that goal is epic fail.

Want some solid PvP, get on Starcraft II. Spawn more Overlords.

yeah because classic EQ's PVE content was perfectly designed

khanable
12-02-2014, 04:56 PM
Dald and Ele have gotten so much fixed here - I'm just a one hit wonder. They're certainly senior classholes, I'm like groupie classhole

regardless, pras all around

Ele
12-02-2014, 04:59 PM
pras classholes

Daldaen
12-02-2014, 05:07 PM
Dald and Ele have gotten so much fixed here - I'm just a one hit wonder. They're certainly senior classholes, I'm like groupie classhole

regardless, pras all around

Praise classic Sky/Hate stone prices!

I've been meaning to go through the latest patch to see how much I influenced it...



Code

Haynar: Giving items to charmed pets, will be lootable when pet is killed. This does not apply to some mobs who have quests associated with them.
Haynar: Specialization skills will now apply a fixed mana reduction, based on skill level.
Haynar: Items sold to a merchant, will no longer be available to purchase after they are killed. **
Haynar: Capped resists to 255. **


Content

Nilbog: Several items were dropping from the wrong npcs in airplane. This has been corrected.
Nilbog: The shaman class is now indifferent to faction TrueSpirit on character creation. **
Nilbog: Spells Levant and Quivering Veil of Xarn may only be cast at night.
Nilbog: Hammer of the Dragonborn has a higher casting time, but no longer a recast delay.
Nilbog: The Spear of Fate may now be completed without repeating steps from the quest chain. Performing each step once, shamans should end up with exactly the right amount for the final turn in. **
Nilbog: Phinigel Autropos drops between 1-4 items at a time. Previously it was 2.
Nilbog: Natasha Whitewater (Lake Rathe) now depops when given Damaged Goblin Crown. Natasha Whitewater (Timorous) now depops when given Lord Gimblox Ring.
Alunova: Dartain the Lost is more magic resistant and will sometimes drop 2 times.


Think all of those were either posts I made.

** Indicates a post I didn't make but something I added evidence to I think~

Love me some classic EQ.

Heebo
12-02-2014, 05:20 PM
Sleeper server that way ---->

confirmed

Nirgon
12-02-2014, 05:29 PM
Next up classic stamina changes?!

Character gets tired performing actions: IMMERSIVE

Polyphemous
12-02-2014, 05:33 PM
Ele has 3 characters in it and daldaen has 7 characters. 7-3 is 4, Bush has 4 letters in it. "Toop??" is 6 characters, and there are 4 names mentioned. 6 + 4 = 10, but what about the '=' sign in the title? That brings it up to 11. So when you take the blinders off your eyes to see past the mainstream media hype, what do you have? "Bush 9/11". Coincidence? I think not.

Ele
12-02-2014, 05:35 PM
confirmed

lol

Juevento
12-02-2014, 05:45 PM
Next up classic stamina changes?!

Character gets tired performing actions: IMMERSIVE

I would love classic stamina. But the darkness needs to go.

Ele
12-02-2014, 05:49 PM
I would love classic stamina. But the darkness needs to be tuned.

ftfy

Pint
12-02-2014, 05:54 PM
the darkness is p sweet, it just needs to not affect the usability of my entire system hehe

Bazia
12-02-2014, 05:58 PM
Next up classic stamina changes?!

Character gets tired performing actions: IMMERSIVE

so much this, no one drowns here from swimming 2 long :(

Korrupt
12-02-2014, 06:05 PM
stamina is in and working right it runs low now

Tann
12-02-2014, 06:47 PM
I would love classic stamina. But the darkness needs to go.

the dry cleaners called, your pointy headed "ghost" outfit is ready for pickup.

topgun1027
12-02-2014, 08:27 PM
Dald and Ele have gotten so much fixed here - I'm just a one hit wonder. They're certainly senior classholes, I'm like groupie classhole

regardless, praise all around

praise classholes

fixed

Troubled
12-02-2014, 09:02 PM
Pretty sure Cucumbers is championing the age of darkness so that BDA can't see anything while he joins a good guild.

Red_Psyphon
12-02-2014, 09:13 PM
pras

SyanideGas
12-02-2014, 11:56 PM
They tried to nerf my torpors too. Smite them all