==Mazey's PvP Kill Shots==

[Recycled Children]

I had a brief stint as a Crushbone griefer. Had a few kills and got bored. Low level PvP not nearly as satisfying as slam dunking on someone 46+.

Here is my story.

Zumi: Welcome to Red you're dead. Dat lvl 2 PvP. Forgot to scroll up to the "you have slain" text.

Parkour: Committed harakiri as I was getting Zumi.
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f49/recycledchildren/EQ000019_zps65bfd0e6.png (http://s44.photobucket.com/user/recycledchildren/media/EQ000019_zps65bfd0e6.png.html)

Folk: Went AFK at the BB/GFay zoneline. Should've gotten that bind dawg it's a long run from Misty Thicket.

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f49/recycledchildren/EQ000020_zpsa80d433a.png (http://s44.photobucket.com/user/recycledchildren/media/EQ000020_zpsa80d433a.png.html)

Spacegirl: Thought he was safe by the guards. Nah dawg. Half breeds get no favor from the guards.

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f49/recycledchildren/EQ000025_zps62aa1c93.png (http://s44.photobucket.com/user/recycledchildren/media/EQ000025_zps62aa1c93.png.html)

Didn't learn your lesson the first time.

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f49/recycledchildren/EQ000024_zps67fb4278.png (http://s44.photobucket.com/user/recycledchildren/media/EQ000024_zps67fb4278.png.html)

Hobbz: No MR? Say good night.

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f49/recycledchildren/EQ000026_zps6d43991f.png (http://s44.photobucket.com/user/recycledchildren/media/EQ000026_zps6d43991f.png.html)

Dyandra: This zone hopper didn't know how to plug.

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f49/recycledchildren/EQ000023_zpsd9432f0f.png (http://s44.photobucket.com/user/recycledchildren/media/EQ000023_zpsd9432f0f.png.html)

Preach: This is the land of Tunare. Followers of Innoruuk and Cazic Thule have no business on Faydwer.

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f49/recycledchildren/EQ000027_zps1bd91dd9.png (http://s44.photobucket.com/user/recycledchildren/media/EQ000027_zps1bd91dd9.png.html)

Parkour: Remember him? Took 11 levels but I finally got the dunk. Gear can't help you when you get out jousted, nurga.

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f49/recycledchildren/EQ000029_zps42887afe.png (http://s44.photobucket.com/user/recycledchildren/media/EQ000029_zps42887afe.png.html)

Driver: AFK at bind? Bad idea. You're not safe in tree town, cave dweller.

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f49/recycledchildren/EQ000030_zps44d929fe.png (http://s44.photobucket.com/user/recycledchildren/media/EQ000030_zps44d929fe.png.html)

Mazrlle: Human monk, slam dunk.

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f49/recycledchildren/EQ000033_zps2d6ae91f.png (http://s44.photobucket.com/user/recycledchildren/media/EQ000033_zps2d6ae91f.png.html)

[Recycled Children]

Mazrile: LNS is your friend.

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f49/recycledchildren/EQ000034_zps73392512.png (http://s44.photobucket.com/user/recycledchildren/media/EQ000034_zps73392512.png.html)

Ogreish: Zoneline was too far for this fatty. (No yellow text present because of pesky orcs though it is recorded on the leaderboards.)

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f49/recycledchildren/EQ000032_zpseb8f8371.png (http://s44.photobucket.com/user/recycledchildren/media/EQ000032_zpseb8f8371.png.html)

Wtbwizard: Not technically a kill but this little dude was at like 6% before committing harakiri. I also offer advice.

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f49/recycledchildren/EQ000035_zps1fb55974.png (http://s44.photobucket.com/user/recycledchildren/media/EQ000035_zps1fb55974.png.html)

Neckbeard: One of my favorite PvP encounters ever. 2v1 chased him and his friend. They split and I went for Neckbeard. He plugged midzone hoping to escape. Nah nurga.

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f49/recycledchildren/EQ000037_zps2b0cb2f6.png (http://s44.photobucket.com/user/recycledchildren/media/EQ000037_zps2b0cb2f6.png.html)

In the end went 13-0. Negligible numbers compared to other low level griefers but I had my fill. 6-0 according to the boards. Definitely had to plug to a bunch of Fungi twinks (no that's not a Fungi it's a Dwarven Ringmail Tunic) and when I tried to engage full groups.

http://r99pvp.com/showplayer.php?p=Mazey

Check out red, bluebie.

[Isoroku]

aww fudge i missed this im sorry :( FUCK

[iruinedyourday]

What's plugged?

[Recycled Children]

What's plugged?

It's when you close your EQ client while zoning to avoid PvP death. When you do this you won't appear on the other side of the zone line and the EQ client camps you out. Originally "plugging" referred to physically unplugging the connection to your modem while zoning to achieve the same effect.

[Took]

God you probably don't even have 400k worth of twink gear on LOL.

[Recycled Children]

God you probably don't even have 400k worth of twink gear on LOL.

Probably about 6.5k. That FBSS being 5k of that.

[Misfit21ca]

plugged = Blizzy-modem for you VZ-ers~

[Gustoo]

For classic experience when I plug I still physically unplug my cable line.

[Kimm Bare|y]

For classic experience when I plug I still physically unplug my cable line.

Protip

[maerilith]

i'm glad 2 see u flourishing OP, when u came over u were kind of week and bad at pvp