Ladies and gentleman, step right up!

[Skittlez]

Come one! Come all! Come see the amazing Salad Mixxer! Ladies and gentleman, this is American ingenuity at it's finest! Mix any salad in 30 seconds or less!!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ikYL3nWLHIs/TnjQTjtd3vI/AAAAAAAAARk/oNUGH0QV-38/s1600/snakeoil.jpg

http://youtu.be/FjZRWNg8k_M

[leewong]

I prefer my salad tossed.

[maerilith]

WTB an egg beater plz