TONIGHT! Bumfights Episode 1 Streaming *LIVE* 9PM Eastern!

[Portasaurus]

Hear ye! Hear ye!

**BUMFIGHTS!**
**SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY**
** 12/7/2014 **
**9PM EASTERN**
**QEYNOS ARENA!**

This event has concluded.

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CONGRATULATIONS TO THE GRAND MASTER BUM CHAMPION: ROOFUSS!!

ROOFUSS IS THE PROUD WINNER OF 800pp AND A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF BLACKBURROW STOUT!!

LET'S HEAR IT FOR ROOFUSS!!

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EPISODE 1 HIGHLIGHTS:

Bumkicker vs. Bumchampion: http://www.twitch.tv/p99bumfights/c/5639950

Eliath vs. Bumicker: http://www.twitch.tv/p99bumfights/c/5639967

Kayleacave vs. Eliath: http://www.twitch.tv/p99bumfights/c/5639979

Bumabootyrex vs. Notcampinjimmy: http://www.twitch.tv/p99bumfights/c/5640028

The Final Bloodbath pt. 1: http://www.twitch.tv/p99bumfights/c/5640054

The Final Bloodbath pt. 2: http://www.twitch.tv/p99bumfights/c/5640079

[Grubbz]

http://www.twitch.tv/p99bumfights
http://www.twitch.tv/p99bumfights
http://www.twitch.tv/p99bumfights


Hear ye! Hear ye!

**BUMFIGHTS!**
**TONIGHT**
**9PM EASTERN**
**EC TUNNEL**

If you are interested in fighting: Please reply to this thread with your character name, level, and tell us a little bit about yourself.

We will organize the matches as fairly as possible. If there is someone specific that you would like to challenge, use this thread as an out-of-game /duel system.

The grand champion will get a sandwich and a drink and 50 copper pieces. And bragging rights.

We'll go until we run out of fighters or until my computer dies. (Whichever happens first).

http://www.twitch.tv/p99bumfights

http://i.imgur.com/KR6haP4.jpg


Reward, sandwich and a drink and 50 copper pieces

Yeah gonna be a lot of interest in this.

[ctechguy]

I am assuming the "contestants" characters will be drunk on alcohol and will be wearing some sort of tattered clothing?

If not it's not classic...

[shamanredux]

Reward, sandwich and a drink and 50 copper pieces

Yeah gonna be a lot of interest in this.


Really, man? I bet you're a lot of fun to be around. :P The whole thing is supposed to be absurd and for laughs. Lighten up a lil! :) Not everything has to be min/max'd for pixels/hour.

Sounds awesome, GG. Will be watching~

[Portasaurus]

Shit.

I think I ate an air elemental earlier while I was afk-spinning the bumfights sign at the tunnel entrance.

WTB rez at EC tunnel entrance!

[Portasaurus]

Due to a series of unfortunate events, tonight for one night only!!

BUMFIGHTS: QEYNOS!

[iruinedyourday]

ill be there

[Sirken]

this might be the best thing on the internet

[jarshale]

yoooo get in here

[Portasaurus]

CALLING ALL BRAVE FIGHTERS!

WE NEED YOU!

ROLL A LVL 1 IN QEYNOS AND MEET YOUR FATE AT THE ARENA!

[Nuktari]

I'm coming!

[iruinedyourday]

WHERE RU GUYS BUMABOOTYREX IS HERE TO RECK FACES

[iruinedyourday]

me and nuk had an epic fight!!! as soon as nuk went down, i went straight to the Tbagging. then he regened and popped back up and almost had a comeback! i was at 5%!!!! then I just got a lucky kick and it was all over... almost the Cinderella story of the century!

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/25736152/EQ/bootty.JPG

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/25736152/EQ/Capture.JPG

[iruinedyourday]

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/25736152/EQ/special.JPG

[rictus204]

that scummbag can't land a win! ;) must be so drunk she harmtouched herself!

[iruinedyourday]

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/25736152/EQ/scumbag.JPG

rack em up!!!

[iruinedyourday]

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/25736152/EQ/petitionbb.JPG

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/25736152/EQ/mean.JPG

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/25736152/EQ/meangirls.JPG

[rictus204]

Asgard is just full of mean girls! <3

[Portasaurus]

Thanks everyone for showing up and fighting!

CONGRATULATIONS to our GRAND BUM CHAMPION ROOFUSS, winner of 800pp and a lifetime supply of Blackburrow Stout!!

Thanks to our viewers and SPECIAL THANKS to GM Sirken for sharing the stream on his channel!

SUPER SPECIAL THANKS to dualentity/bayleigh for organizing the fights, helping with chat, and the brilliant idea to scatter weapons on the floor of the arena for the bums to use!!

I think the Qeynos arena worked out pretty well, so I wouldn't be opposed to holding the next bumfights there again, but also open to other suggestions. Wherever it is, I'll make sure I bind there before we start! :)

Thanks everyone and we'll see you next time on BUMFIGHTS: NORRATH!

[Nuktari]

http://media3.giphy.com/media/8EcQCM4mZo5na/200.gif

[Dany]

Ahah! I totally got owned for acting like a Troll!

[Portasaurus]

Here are a few highlights from tonight's fights!

Some of the battles were not made into highlights because their audio was seemingly randomly muted by EVIL ROBOTS BUILT AT THE COMMAND OF EVEN MORE EVIL LAWYERS WHO DON'T WANT ANY OF US TO ENJOY OUR LIVES.

Here's what I was able to salvage...

Bumkicker vs. Bumchampion: http://www.twitch.tv/p99bumfights/c/5639950

Eliath vs. Bumicker: http://www.twitch.tv/p99bumfights/c/5639967

Kayleacave vs. Eliath: http://www.twitch.tv/p99bumfights/c/5639979

Bumabootyrex vs. Notcampinjimmy: http://www.twitch.tv/p99bumfights/c/5640028

The Final Bloodbath pt. 1: http://www.twitch.tv/p99bumfights/c/5640054

The Final Bloodbath pt. 2: http://www.twitch.tv/p99bumfights/c/5640079

[fastboy21]

this made me laugh. thank you.

[Dany]

Thanks everyone for showing up and fighting!

CONGRATULATIONS to our GRAND BUM CHAMPION ROOFUSS, winner of 800pp and a lifetime supply of Blackburrow Stout!!

Thanks to our viewers and SPECIAL THANKS to GM Sirken for sharing the stream on his channel!

SUPER SPECIAL THANKS to dualentity/bayleigh for organizing the fights, helping with chat, and the brilliant idea to scatter weapons on the floor of the arena for the bums to use!!

I think the Qeynos arena worked out pretty well, so I wouldn't be opposed to holding the next bumfights there again, but also open to other suggestions. Wherever it is, I'll make sure I bind there before we start! :)

Thanks everyone and we'll see you next time on BUMFIGHTS: NORRATH!


I vote against Qeynos, goodies owned my Troll arse while watching the stream on twitch windowed. /cry

And Grats to Roofus, sorry I Trolled you at the end, wanted to spice it up a little. :D You're a great PvPer, something I'm not good at.

[Dany]

Next event Portasaurus, I'll try to PvP. I'll just be the first one disqualified, but no biggie right?

[iruinedyourday]

The Final Bloodbath pt. 2: http://www.twitch.tv/p99bumfights/c/5640079


oh my god that is the most amazing video.. from the fish bowl battle to the troll trolling to the ripe justice at the end.

so good omg.

[Joyelle]

The sounds are what really made that video.

[Halius]

Lol that ending was amazing.

Can I just say to Portasaurus, the added sounds and music of Mike Tyson's Punch Out only further added to the awesomeness of this whole thing. If I can, I will definitely participate next go around. Awesome.

[Cecily]

Final pt 2 so good. I was giggling, laughing, and absolutely cracking up. Thank you.

[captnamazing]

SO SAD I MISSED THIS

[iruinedyourday]

The Final Bloodbath pt. 2: http://www.twitch.tv/p99bumfights/c/5640079

Just wanted to Bump and relive this amazing amazing amazing amazing video

[Clark]

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/25736152/EQ/petitionbb.JPG

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/25736152/EQ/mean.JPG

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/25736152/EQ/meangirls.JPG

lmao

[captnamazing]

i laughed so hard when the troll stabbed roofuss. painted such a beautiful image in my head. If only it was rp'd!

[Portasaurus]

The life and death of Roofuss

http://i.imgur.com/Hlx2mPq.gif