Lawyerquesting for you

[lite]

I've fought and won while representing some very exclusive characters in some very high profile cases. Most recently ...

Mrbigs V Unrest
Smallmee V Every croot
Slathar V Anyone who will listen
Beastagor V Australia

If you've died in PVP, someone should probably be suspended right now!!!!

PM Willy or Romme for pricing

[Pikrib]

Sickpuppy unbanned from alleged LnS violations yet?

[Sirken]

http://i.imgur.com/7kXo3QX.png

[Smedy]

http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090822141314/en.futurama/images/c/cf/Hyper-Chicken.jpg

[heartbrand]

I have a fool proof secret for petition success but I can't post it here

[Omai]

I have a fool proof secret for petition success but I can't post it here

GMs hate him.

[Cid]

Lite, do you recall the day you were on an enchanter (I suck at names) and just kept fucking with me on Neefin in Rivervale? You dispelled me like 20 times and got chased out of town by the Sheriff repeatedly before finally managing to make me Gate?

Can I hire you to sue yourself for liable damages, mental anguish, mystical assault, and medical bills? I have to use Rogaine now because the stress made my hair fall out.... of my feet. I lost a pinky toe to frostbite in Perma thanks to you!!!

Actually it was very amusing to me. That one, Andis chasing me on Cidisius the entire length of WC and back, gating Cid out of KC while Wanyo and American beat on me with Tstaffs, and Kimm following Cid's naked ass through Grobb and right into the SK guild to get owned right after I told him exactly where I was leading him. It was hilarious and mean but Kimm was trying to CC me at the firepots and drown me for xp loss.
Oh, I forgot chasing Beck while he chased people in OoT. I didn't kill him but fucked up his PVP and we wound up calling a truce. I miss Beck, he was the most aggressive PVPer I can recall and didn't need an advantage to attack. His attacks weren't personal, he hated everyone equally.

Never having killed anyone, those are the most memorable PVP occurrences for me, but I barely recall being killed since dying makes me laugh. Most of you have probably killed me then bullshitted with me in tells after. I never understood angry reactions. If you think EQ is aggravating, find an Emulator and try some regular Nintendo games. I load up Battle of Olympus now and then just to piss myself off trying to get the first weapon or trying to land on the fucking Aircraft Carrier in Top Gun.

[Not_Kazowi]

Perfect example of lost in immersion

[Ezpk]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSmUFCW0NETFUs_ZSLAgO3WzAwiQiCYF z5q18yXSi3oNkwcs8fD9w

[Mac Drettj]

perfect example of a fire giant meatball and the ideal time to write pity reply/tldr

[Glenzig]

http://i.imgur.com/7kXo3QX.png

If the gauntlet does not fit. Thou must acquit!

[Pikrib]

I good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge.

[fred schnarf]

I good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge.

lolol

[Isoroku]

I good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge.

as a career criminal i must say this is pretty spot on. HOWEVER. the most success i have ever had was just hiring an attorney that went to school with the US DA. 125 grand later got off with probation for some pretty serious shit.

small county shit though it helps to hire a lawyer that knows the judge yes.

Shit gets expensive. your avg felony lawyer will run you about 5 grand per felony to get you off with probation for minor offenses, you take a plea deal and you get it bumped down to misdameanor. This is the avg white person shit.

If you want that real shit, that all charges dropped because some kinda procedural bullshit. thats gonna cost you the 5 grand and an extra 20 grand.

You're lawyer is getting that 5 grand only, i don't know where the other 20 goes but i imagine its to the judge. (have never tested this theory against anything other then fleeing and eluding/resisting arrest/possession charges).

I doubt it works for anything serious like huge criminal.

i currently have no felony charges, just a shit ton of misdemeanor shit that i took plea deals on. If you need a lawyer in the west palm beach area let me know. my ***** ralph the bomb.

[Smedy]

as a career criminal i must say this is pretty spot on. HOWEVER. the most success i have ever had was just hiring an attorney that went to school with the US DA. 125 grand later got off with probation for some pretty serious shit.

small county shit though it helps to hire a lawyer that knows the judge yes.

Shit gets expensive. your avg felony lawyer will run you about 5 grand per felony to get you off with probation for minor offenses, you take a plea deal and you get it bumped down to misdameanor. This is the avg white person shit.

If you want that real shit, that all charges dropped because some kinda procedural bullshit. thats gonna cost you the 5 grand and an extra 20 grand.

You're lawyer is getting that 5 grand only, i don't know where the other 20 goes but i imagine its to the judge. (have never tested this theory against anything other then fleeing and eluding/resisting arrest/possession charges).

I doubt it works for anything serious like huge criminal.

i currently have no felony charges, just a shit ton of misdemeanor shit that i took plea deals on. If you need a lawyer in the west palm beach area let me know. my ***** ralph the bomb.

didn't read but saving this for tomorrow at work, i enjoy agathas hacking fbi stories, pras

[Kergan]

He lagged their packets

[Farzo]

Lite's latest attempt to stay relevant?

P.s. bring back variance threads on the daily.

[Cid]

Perfect example of lost in immersion

If you meant that for me, you might be mistaken. I was bored and waiting for a response from a GM. I have no idea who you are and cannot cite specifics, but if we're making assumptions, your post count and quickness to criticism likely means you've sacrificed integrity for pixels. I'll bet you've even walked all over a few that thought you were friends for those pixels and justified it with the belief that you deserved them.

Am I close? I might be wrong, I just guessed. Either way, if you ever need help and I am on, please feel free to ask and I will gladly help out and my assistance is always free.

perfect example of a fire giant meatball and the ideal time to write pity reply/tldr

I had forgotten you existed Retti. This was my first post in months and, sure enough, you appear like stray puppy to follow me as a mangy shadow. I would be flatterred if you weren't a parasite, and an unoriginal one at that.
If you have acquired some new testicles, I will happily make a topic in Rants and Flames so you can try to insult or discredit me, but you aren't allowed to delete your posts this time when I make you look stupid.

If you decline, I'll understand. I am not sure how many times you have to slap a bitch around to officially be their pimp, but you've got one foot on the street corner already.

P.S. Actually, get some friends if you have them and I might enjoy the argument. I am sure a few people dislike me purely for my elitist, self-assured attitude.

[JackFlash]

rustle meter pegged

[Dillian]

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/632/664/b61.gif

[Eslade]

as a career criminal i must say this is pretty spot on. HOWEVER. the most success i have ever had was just hiring an attorney that went to school with the US DA. 125 grand later got off with probation for some pretty serious shit.

small county shit though it helps to hire a lawyer that knows the judge yes.

Shit gets expensive. your avg felony lawyer will run you about 5 grand per felony to get you off with probation for minor offenses, you take a plea deal and you get it bumped down to misdameanor. This is the avg white person shit.

If you want that real shit, that all charges dropped because some kinda procedural bullshit. thats gonna cost you the 5 grand and an extra 20 grand.

You're lawyer is getting that 5 grand only, i don't know where the other 20 goes but i imagine its to the judge. (have never tested this theory against anything other then fleeing and eluding/resisting arrest/possession charges).

I doubt it works for anything serious like huge criminal.

i currently have no felony charges, just a shit ton of misdemeanor shit that i took plea deals on. If you need a lawyer in the west palm beach area let me know. my ***** ralph the bomb.

Packet laggers are serious business.

[Drakaris]

If you meant that for me, you might be mistaken. I was bored and waiting for a response from a GM. I have no idea who you are and cannot cite specifics, but if we're making assumptions, your post count and quickness to criticism likely means you've sacrificed integrity for pixels. I'll bet you've even walked all over a few that thought you were friends for those pixels and justified it with the belief that you deserved them.

Am I close? I might be wrong, I just guessed. Either way, if you ever need help and I am on, please feel free to ask and I will gladly help out and my assistance is always free.



I had forgotten you existed Retti. This was my first post in months and, sure enough, you appear like stray puppy to follow me as a mangy shadow. I would be flatterred if you weren't a parasite, and an unoriginal one at that.
If you have acquired some new testicles, I will happily make a topic in Rants and Flames so you can try to insult or discredit me, but you aren't allowed to delete your posts this time when I make you look stupid.

If you decline, I'll understand. I am not sure how many times you have to slap a bitch around to officially be their pimp, but you've got one foot on the street corner already.

P.S. Actually, get some friends if you have them and I might enjoy the argument. I am sure a few people dislike me purely for my elitist, self-assured attitude.

Hey cid, how ya been? I think I finally get where you're coming from with the nuetral-to-all stance, but must say this post is quite out of character for you ;)

I'm taking a break from gaming for a while for health reasons (may be even cutting out the wow, which I just started to play).

Will chat to you online if I'm in game over the weekend.

[Farzo]

Hey cid, how ya been? I think I finally get where you're coming from with the nuetral-to-all stance, but must say this post is quite out of character for you ;)

I'm taking a break from gaming for a while for health reasons (may be even cutting out the wow, which I just started to play).

Will chat to you online if I'm in game over the weekend.

Can I have ur stuff?
Oh shit sorry not a quit post sorry bud :D

P.s need fungi and tstaff

[Drakaris]

Can I have ur stuff?
Oh shit sorry not a quit post sorry bud :D

P.s need fungi and tstaff

Why would I ruin EQ for u by giving u pixels! We gotta farm bro!!

[quido]

Drakar admittedly too fat to be playing EQ - life at risk, time to quit.

Pretty smart move for a kangaroo brain

[Drakaris]

Drakar admittedly too fat to be playing EQ - life at risk, time to quit.

Pretty smart move for a kangaroo brain

Nah not too fat. Liver damage due to daily excessive consumption of energy drinks, plus a cancer scare, which was a false alarm.

All good, can go into the details but a weirdo like you would use it against me.

[quido]

lol I think you just did, Drakar

[vouss]

I'm taking a break from gaming for a while for health reasons

oh god lol

[Clark]

Perfect example of lost in immersion

lol

[Sektor]

Drakar gonna have a stroke playing this game, lol.

[heartbrand]

If you meant that for me, you might be mistaken. I was bored and waiting for a response from a GM. I have no idea who you are and cannot cite specifics, but if we're making assumptions, your post count and quickness to criticism likely means you've sacrificed integrity for pixels. I'll bet you've even walked all over a few that thought you were friends for those pixels and justified it with the belief that you deserved them.

Am I close? I might be wrong, I just guessed. Either way, if you ever need help and I am on, please feel free to ask and I will gladly help out and my assistance is always free.



I had forgotten you existed Retti. This was my first post in months and, sure enough, you appear like stray puppy to follow me as a mangy shadow. I would be flatterred if you weren't a parasite, and an unoriginal one at that.
If you have acquired some new testicles, I will happily make a topic in Rants and Flames so you can try to insult or discredit me, but you aren't allowed to delete your posts this time when I make you look stupid.

If you decline, I'll understand. I am not sure how many times you have to slap a bitch around to officially be their pimp, but you've got one foot on the street corner already.

P.S. Actually, get some friends if you have them and I might enjoy the argument. I am sure a few people dislike me purely for my elitist, self-assured attitude.

Great example of how lots of words and above average vocabulary use do not necessarily translate into anything intelligent or interesting to read. The best part is I know this will likely draw ska ten paragraph response psychoanalysing me.

[Cid]

Hey cid, how ya been? I think I finally get where you're coming from with the nuetral-to-all stance, but must say this post is quite out of character for you ;)

I'm taking a break from gaming for a while for health reasons (may be even cutting out the wow, which I just started to play).

Will chat to you online if I'm in game over the weekend.

Hey Drakar, I was wondering where you had been lately. I am very sorry about the health problems, I know from experience how bad it can get when an internal organ develops problems. I hope everything gets better, even if you don't play EQ much or at all. You're a good person and your health is infinitely more important than any videogame. Ignore the haters, many have lost all objectivity and as it has been said, "It is better to be hated for who you are than to be loved for who you pretend to be!"

As for me being a dick, well, I am not really neutral to everyone. I meant nothing personal to Kaz, him calling me immersed actually made me laugh. My response was intended as a general statement that could be applicable to a large, if not majority, percentage of past and current EQ players, Blue or Red, Live or P99. It's a huge part of what left me disenfranchised with guilds and even groups to where I interactive with others primarily on an individual, 1 to 1 basis.
Kaz might be a great guy, or he might be a dick. I really had no idea whom his toons are. The odds just favor anyone being selfish and callous when self-interest and groups of people are involved.


Retti on the other hand is just a shitty person in my view and he has reaffirmed that belief everytime I've heard him talk or interacted with him in any way. He is the antithesis of several of my core principles and I've never been shy about being honest. I was as polite as I could be the first time and when people laughed at him for it, he deleted his post. Whatever the reason, it was an act of cowardice and lowered my opinion of him more.
Next he spent a couple of months shadowing my posts and accusing me of illegally selling Yawgmoth's account and actively trying to get a GM involved just because of my signature, which is a warning to be cautious since North does pvp on him. When that failed and I made him look foolish again, he started this new approach of even more forum stalking, calling me a kindergarten name and saying my posts are too long to read but replying all the same.

I might be nice, but my toons are priests, not saints. I am fully capable of tearing apart his flimsy internet persona and if he wants to persist I see it as an unpleasant but unavoidable conclusion. I will not enjoy it, but I'm very, very good at it. My hope is that he will quit trying to antagonize me and I will go back to ignoring his existence. Otherwise he will eventually catch me on the wrong day and I will do irrevoccable damage to his pride, his ego, his self-esteem and possibly even his personality.

If you think I am exaggerating or lying, think about what I have done and still do ingame and whether or not you could understand it, let alone replicate it, without being a little nuts and a whole lot of fucked up.

TL;DR Good, you're lazy and I was talking to Drakar, and subsequently Retti. If a few paragraphs constitutes a novel to you, why the fuck are you on a messageboard, which is for a game containing millions of lines of text?

[Secrets]

I have a fool proof secret for petition success; it's not posting it here

FTFY

[LostCause]

its way easier to put heartbrand on ignore he knows everything.

[Cid]

Great example of how lots of words and above average vocabulary use do not necessarily translate into anything intelligent or interesting to read. The best part is I know this will likely draw ska ten paragraph response psychoanalysing me.

Nope. I've outright told you what I think of you, and you not daring to respond or refute it was more telling than anything you could have said. When in doubt, you bail out.

[Buzzed Killer]

as a career criminal i must say this is pretty spot on. HOWEVER. the most success i have ever had was just hiring an attorney that went to school with the US DA. 125 grand later got off with probation for some pretty serious shit.

small county shit though it helps to hire a lawyer that knows the judge yes.

Shit gets expensive. your avg felony lawyer will run you about 5 grand per felony to get you off with probation for minor offenses, you take a plea deal and you get it bumped down to misdameanor. This is the avg white person shit.

If you want that real shit, that all charges dropped because some kinda procedural bullshit. thats gonna cost you the 5 grand and an extra 20 grand.

You're lawyer is getting that 5 grand only, i don't know where the other 20 goes but i imagine its to the judge. (have never tested this theory against anything other then fleeing and eluding/resisting arrest/possession charges).

I doubt it works for anything serious like huge criminal.

i currently have no felony charges, just a shit ton of misdemeanor shit that i took plea deals on. If you need a lawyer in the west palm beach area let me know. my ***** ralph the bomb.

Damn, you could't wait to tell that irrelevant ass story. As a "career criminal" you sure do talk a lot.

Try harder maybe?

[heartbrand]

Nope. I've outright told you what I think of you, and you not daring to respond or refute it was more telling than anything you could have said. When in doubt, you bail out.

I must of missed your opinion on page 73. I'll check the table of contents next time for my chapter next time you post, thanks!

[Buzzed Killer]

http://memeguy.com/photos/images/its-so-hard-not-to-laugh-when-i-try-to-scold-my-little-cousin-for-calling-these-jew-monkeys-43307.jpg

[Mac Drettj]

Hey Drakar, I was wondering where you had been lately. I am very sorry about the health problems, I know from experience how bad it can get when an internal organ develops problems. I hope everything gets better, even if you don't play EQ much or at all. You're a good person and your health is infinitely more important than any videogame. Ignore the haters, many have lost all objectivity and as it has been said, "It is better to be hated for who you are than to be loved for who you pretend to be!"

As for me being a dick, well, I am not really neutral to everyone. I meant nothing personal to Kaz, him calling me immersed actually made me laugh. My response was intended as a general statement that could be applicable to a large, if not majority, percentage of past and current EQ players, Blue or Red, Live or P99. It's a huge part of what left me disenfranchised with guilds and even groups to where I interactive with others primarily on an individual, 1 to 1 basis.
Kaz might be a great guy, or he might be a dick. I really had no idea whom his toons are. The odds just favor anyone being selfish and callous when self-interest and groups of people are involved.


Retti on the other hand is just a shitty person in my view and he has reaffirmed that belief everytime I've heard him talk or interacted with him in any way. He is the antithesis of several of my core principles and I've never been shy about being honest. I was as polite as I could be the first time and when people laughed at him for it, he deleted his post. Whatever the reason, it was an act of cowardice and lowered my opinion of him more.
Next he spent a couple of months shadowing my posts and accusing me of illegally selling Yawgmoth's account and actively trying to get a GM involved just because of my signature, which is a warning to be cautious since North does pvp on him. When that failed and I made him look foolish again, he started this new approach of even more forum stalking, calling me a kindergarten name and saying my posts are too long to read but replying all the same.

I might be nice, but my toons are priests, not saints. I am fully capable of tearing apart his flimsy internet persona and if he wants to persist I see it as an unpleasant but unavoidable conclusion. I will not enjoy it, but I'm very, very good at it. My hope is that he will quit trying to antagonize me and I will go back to ignoring his existence. Otherwise he will eventually catch me on the wrong day and I will do irrevoccable damage to his pride, his ego, his self-esteem and possibly even his personality.

If you think I am exaggerating or lying, think about what I have done and still do ingame and whether or not you could understand it, let alone replicate it, without being a little nuts and a whole lot of fucked up.

TL;DR Good, you're lazy and I was talking to Drakar, and subsequently Retti. If a few paragraphs constitutes a novel to you, why the fuck are you on a messageboard, which is for a game containing millions of lines of text?

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[Tassador]

taking a break from eq due to health reasons??? First I heard of this 99% sure dude playing on alt fucking sick.

[Xantille]

im the only attorney here licensed in norrath