Dear Santa Sirken

[Simp]

Dear Santa Sirken,

I have been a very good gnome this year! I have a simple Christmas list:

1) Make all Ogres a gnome for the day! I am so sick of Ogres trying to sit on me.

2) Glue the pants on said Ogres forever. I am sick of them trying to sit on me with no pants! :mad:

3) Some Red Hots! :p

Thank you Santa!

Trixsie

[Snicklefrittz]

Sirken is more or less the p99 equivalent of Santa Claus.

[Pint]

This is bad information. Many of us still remember last season when sirken revealed his true form, krampus Claus.. Many great adventurers lost their lives that day caging the beast back inside the entity that we know as sirken.

[sox7d]

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopost/data/3194/so-random-10.jpg

[Whirled]

http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/14/143513/2137673-t4Ya8mo4.jpg

[Sirken]

http://i.imgur.com/HeKhUef.png

[captnamazing]

lol

[Simp]

Yes! Santa Sirken! Go after those Ogres!

[squarez]

Dear Sirken,

For Consumerism-Christ-Day I would like more red skies in the coming year on p1999.

Love,
Bagoshit

[Portasaurus]

Dear Sirken Claus,

All I want for Christmas is a stack of every ice cream in the database.

And scorpion meat.

I'm also running low on cheese. Please have Rogean's henchman make another delivery ASAP.

I will leave milk and cookies out for you christmas eve at my hut in Rivervale. Please don't make my family have another ice cream-less holiday. I'll leave space in my bags.

Xoxo,:cool:
Portasaurus/Greengrocer/Redgrocer/Bumfights/Pleatlord/Dispensary

[portbitch69]

BRING DOWN THE OGRES

[Laugher]

http://i.imgur.com/HeKhUef.png

lold irl, then found this

http://i.imgur.com/qjKwpru.jpg

[Cecily]

Dear Sirkenclaus,

I know your are reel. I've heard you talk before. Make Cecily a dark elf this x-mas or I won't leave cookies for you anymore.

-Sincerly

Cecily, age 29

[myriverse]

I fully support a lactose tolerant server.

[fastboy21]

Dear Strongba---err Sirken,

For Christmas this year, please give all the good boys and girls a Guise for the day! I would also like to see a giant nome.

Thanks,

Me.

[Breeziyo]

Dear Sirken Claus,

playable frogloks pls

I understand this is not classic but I want to be a frogman and I know you innit tightt w/the devs.

Sincerely,
Not a frogman

B)

[Evia]

Ya'll are too fancy with your requests. All I want for Christmas from Santa Sirken is good ol' fashioned Velious! =D

[Menobank]

I just want halfling rangers!

[hammertime7795]

Dear Sirken Claus,

playable frogloks pls

I understand this is not classic but I want to be a frogman and I know you innit tightt w/the devs.

Sincerely,
Not a frogman

B)

Frogs are for killing only! I stopped playing for that god awful expansion.

[paulgiamatti]

Scimitar of the Mistwalker (http://wiki.project1999.com/Scimitar_of_the_Mistwalker) GM event.

It's time.