Fashionquest: Cliff Golem

[Nuktari]

http://i.imgur.com/hrdID8I.png
http://i.imgur.com/UJcnCMq.png
http://i.imgur.com/JhzNB7e.png
http://i.imgur.com/qZEOQvJ.png

[Pringles]

2x snow cones was better imo

[Whiteberry]

Nah, Sword of Skyfire for that AoE tho.

[Nuktari]

http://i.imgur.com/nuCTAwW.png?1

Sword of Skyfire, stay fashionable.

[Danth]

Oh hello there:

[Danth]

The wife and I duo these guys with considerable regularity. She enjoys getting one with weapons just to liven it up a bit. The most interesting/dangerous weapon setup that I recall involved one that rapidly procced dispell. Come velious, adding a glowing black sword to that should make for a fun fight. If there's a way to give those guys see-invis the consequences would be far more fun than any weapons.

Interestingly, that Sword of Skyfire had such a small AE range it didn't even hit either of our pets.

[Nuktari]

YOU ARE THE ANTI-FASHION.

Guess I'll just have to start a Fashionquest: Freeport Guards thread!

[Danth]

YOU ARE THE ANTI-FASHION.

Heh, the wife tells me that all the time!

Danth

[Raev]

The wife and I duo these guys with considerable regularity. She enjoys getting one with weapons just to liven it up a bit. The most interesting/dangerous weapon setup that I recall involved one that rapidly procced dispell. Come velious, adding a glowing black sword to that should make for a fun fight. If there's a way to give those guys see-invis the consequences would be far more fun than any weapons.

Interestingly, that Sword of Skyfire had such a small AE range it didn't even hit either of our pets.

I always wanted to give the Cliff Golem a Tranquil Staff, sow, vog, and acumen (you can dictate him to cast buffs) and +100 in MR gear so he could slaughter all of the class c scum headed for VP. Unfortunately, they are all on VS faction!

http://s16.postimg.org/fd5uhqw37/EQ000070.png

[Bazia]

Your faction standing with VenrilSathir could not possibly get anyworse.

[Manticmuse]

Don't you mean your fashion standing?

[Freakish]

Choker of Majdd for see invis.

[Nuktari]

I gave the golem a Ravenscale mask once, the one with worn see invis, and tested it, he couldn't see invis.

[Freakish]

Charm one and i'll come DMF it. It lasts for 72 minutes!

[Itap]

I approve of this thread.

[Nuktari]

http://i.imgur.com/fsdUucZ.png?1

It's not a challenge to go kill it, it is a fashion statement.

http://media1.giphy.com/media/RMBVXMuWR0SQ/200.gif

[Clark]

Don't you mean your fashion standing?

I see what you did there. :D

[Nuktari]

http://i.imgur.com/VdbOGHI.png?1

[Nuktari]

http://i.imgur.com/YARKGVd.png?1

[fiveeauxfour]

wtb gamma pst

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

http://i.imgur.com/YARKGVd.png?1

Fork and mug, LOVE IT

[fiveeauxfour]

http://i.imgur.com/egpGxus.png


Iron Bound Tomb + Blade of Passage

[Nuktari]

I like the Blade of Passage, it's got that full on elven quality about it!

[Clark]

http://i.imgur.com/8ePuX7S.png

Leave that puppy alone Golem! :)

[Manticmuse]

no emma no! don't murder the puppy :(

[captnamazing]

all pras bringing fashion to norrath

[captnamazing]

Last I checked, my fearsome Sionachie's Partisan still on golem!

[Burrito]

Last I checked, my fearsome Sionachie's Partisan still on golem!

http://i.imgur.com/kafO9AM.png

I feel cheated. Where is my partisan. Why didn't you get an enchanter to charm him beforehand.

[captnamazing]

Cause I didn't have time! You only YOLO once

[Daldaen]

That UI makes baby Fippy Darkpaw cry.

[Grimjaw]

http://i.imgur.com/kafO9AM.png

I feel cheated. Where is my partisan. Why didn't you get an enchanter to charm him beforehand.

you shouldn't need to charm to get the items back. sounds like a bug/not classic, unless theres something here im missing?

[Nuktari]

http://i.imgur.com/vkNdNht.png?2

[Daldaen]

you shouldn't need to charm to get the items back. sounds like a bug/not classic, unless theres something here im missing?

Correct. The way it was coded was to only work on charmed NPCs who have no quest turnin script tied to them.

Dunno if there is a reason it wasn't coded to include times when a mob is given items uncharmed.

[Nuktari]

http://i.imgur.com/aZVZxFh.png?3

Props to whoever gave the golem two Indigo Sabres!

[RIP The Jacka]

This is funner on red server. Give golem proccing weps like tash stick + snare whip

[Nuktari]

This is funner on red server. Give golem proccing weps like tash stick + snare whip

I, personally have given the Golem a bunch of proc weps. But it's mostly for the fashion. Still want to Dictate and DMF him though, that'd be funny.

[Burrito]

Props to whoever gave the golem two Indigo Sabres!

Yeah, whoever did this, it makes him look like a BAMF

[Nuktari]

http://i.imgur.com/3m2l1TT.png?2

Another Palladium Axe.

[Nirgon]

This is what happens during 4 years of Kunark

Who knows what the next 4 will bring us

[Wrench]

This is what happens during 4 years of Kunark

Who knows what the next 4 will bring us

gonna still beat this drum after velious is launched? does the argument turn into wipe or sol?

[Nuktari]

http://i.imgur.com/YMYZque.png?2

Thanks again to those fashion lovers out there!

[xKoopa]

^very swag

much gucci

[Grimjaw]

lol now that's a gate keeper!

[Nirgon]

gonna still beat this drum after velious is launched? does the argument turn into wipe or sol?

undetermined at this time, will have to ask Rogean

[Nuktari]

http://i.imgur.com/rCxXVrP.png?2

he happily accepted my first item, but the other two... guess he's just got better taste now. #Fashionquest

[Nuktari]

http://i.imgur.com/MetM4tJ.png?2

[Freakish]

http://i.imgur.com/F1zD0VZ.png

[Nuktari]

http://i.imgur.com/3xgUuz6.png?2

[Nuktari]

http://i.imgur.com/hvScbIY.png?2

[Sinder]

loved the shovel yesterday lol

[Nuktari]

http://i.imgur.com/VO4KEXd.png?3

[Nuktari]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSH9ZhJwCzkKd3yUoCkLXbt56-shoD4FUa3mOiFgPdw2namkr8CFw

[Portasaurus]

What a beautiful thread!

I'll never look at Cliff the Golem the same way.

Thank you for assembling this stunning portfolio of glamour shots, Nuktari!

Huzzah!

[Nuktari]

http://i.imgur.com/caIL1LS.jpg?2

[captnamazing]

Can you give an NPC nodrop/notrade weps like... say... warrior epics

[Nuktari]

Unfortunately not, though I did hear on the grapevine that there are a couple no drop items that are NPC usable...

[Nuktari]

Anyone fancy some SnowCones?!

http://i.imgur.com/ILKfjJ8.png?2

[Ssouky]

2x manastones ? :cool:

[Grimjaw]

that bag image would be hard to tell if its MS or not

[Nuktari]

http://i.imgur.com/XuuOlaG.png?2

Clean up, aisle 8!

[Fabby]

that golem got some work to do, don't mess with him.

[Nuktari]

http://i.imgur.com/OK1Rd2J.jpg?3

MOAR CONES

[Feanol]

Yum Snowcones Yum.

[P99Hazaa]

http://i.imgur.com/7zt5H3M.png
I stick those on him all the time, I like the double snow cones or as i think of them Magical Maracas!

http://i.imgur.com/OK1Rd2J.jpg?3

MOAR CONES

[Portasaurus]

wtb ice cream cones

[Clark]

http://i.imgur.com/OxStb7G.png

[Malevz]

I am so glad I found this thread. I thought I was the only one that liked to play dress the cliff golem.

[Pyrocat]

this is the best thread on p99

[bcdi]

this is the best thread on p99

[bcdi]

Gross commodification of high fashion:

http://nowandthencollectibles.com/catalog/images/Batman%20the%20Animated%20Series%20Clayface.jpg