Great newbiesm

[Blitzers]

So my wife in game name Alivya on Blue, who's level 10, was doing as I told her. If you think your going to die hit the /loc hotkey I made you so u know where ur corpse is. So she gets in a fight with goblin in misty thicket, this gobs I think was named Mooto and he start to smoke her. So she hits the loc hotkey and dies. Then with her iPhone proceeds to take picture of the screen. I ask her " what are u doin". Her reply "taking a picture so I don't lose my body's LOCATION." I then told her, " Hun you can just scroll back up in your chat window." Then I laughed my ass off and she got mad. lol


Ps if u see her in game give her hell

At the time this happened she was level 5 or 6

[Thulack]

Teach her about the print screen button too before its too late for your marriage :P

[webrunner5]

No sex tonight. :eek::eek:

[Blitzers]

No sex tonight. :eek::eek:

I once past up sex to camp the undead seer for VP key. 16 hours later seer pop

[webrunner5]

I once past up sex to camp the undead seer for VP key. 16 hours later seer pop

I am afraid we have all done that at times. This game really ought to be outlawed lol. :p
Good way to loose your marriage or GF. Evercrack lives on. :D

[Thulack]

I am afraid we have all done that at times. This game really ought to be outlawed lol. :p
Good way to loose your marriage or GF. Evercrack lives on. :D

Been with EQ longer then my Wife. She semi understands. Helps her brother was a gamer back in the day too.

[iruinedyourday]

So my wife in game name Alivya on Blue, who's level 10, was doing as I told her. If you think your going to die hit the /loc hotkey I made you so u know where ur corpse is. So she gets in a fight with goblin in misty thicket, this gobs I think was named Mooto and he start to smoke her. So she hits the loc hotkey and dies. Then with her iPhone proceeds to take picture of the screen. I ask her " what are u doin". Her reply "taking a picture so I don't lose my body's LOCATION." I then told her, " Hun you can just scroll back up in your chat window." Then I laughed my ass off and she got mad. lol


Ps if u see her in game give her hell

At the time this happened she was level 5 or 6

adorable

[Rayzor84]

I made my fiance a character, she wanted bard.

Showing her how it works, got her to level 2. She wanted to kill some yellow beetles so I complied. Used chords of dissonance and melee, getting killed. Ran to guards, chords still playing, guards killed me.

Went back out to kill, ran into qeynos to sell junk and died again leaving chords on.

She wanted to know why I kept killing her bard. Never playing one, I forgot to turn off the AOE song.

[Nagash]

So my wife ... was doing as I told her.

You are either a liar or a very lucky man :D

[sox7d]

tried to get my GF to play with me but every time we tried she would just start cracking up hysterically if she saw an iksar running.

[Enderenter]

My wife tried this server. She died at level 2, lost her corpse, and retired from eq. I'd like to add that she also tried WoW, and got to level 70 without any help from me. I guess we all know what the moral is of that story.












eq > wow

[sox7d]

My wife tried this server. She died at level 2, lost her corpse, and retired from eq. I'd like to add that she also tried WoW, and got to level 70 without any help from me. I guess we all know what the moral is of that story.












Women are fucking retarded


FTFY

[Bristlebard]

tried to get my GF to play with me but every time we tried she would just start cracking up hysterically if she saw an iksar running.

Show her the iksar 2h sword animation!