Bumfights - Episode 2: Sunday, Jan 11th 9PM EST

[Portasaurus]

Hear ye! Hear ye!

BUMFIGHTS - EPISODE 2

**QEYNOS ARENA!**
**SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY**
**JANUARY 11TH 2015**
**9PM EASTERN**

http://www.twitch.tv/p99bumfights

TOP PRIZE:

A RAT EAR SANDWICH!
http://i.imgur.com/5Ca65VL.jpg
&50 COPPER PIECES!
http://i.imgur.com/GjviqJ3.jpg
&A RAVENSCALE MASK! (Thanks Kumadar!)
http://i.imgur.com/qdVZpTa.jpg
&A SILKEN WHIP OF ENSNARING! (Thanks Filbus!)
http://i.imgur.com/CMATrcz.jpg
&500 PLATINUM PIECES! (Thanks Filbus!)
http://i.imgur.com/7I5napn.jpg
&1,000 PLATINUM PIECES! (Thanks Dyzzi!)
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If you are interested in fighting in a featured match: Please reply to this thread with your character name, level, and tell us a little bit about yourself. We'll try to pair featured combatants up as fairly as possible, but not all is fair for bums in war.

Otherwise, roll a level 1 on Sunday and get ready to bum-ble!!

If anyone has any spare coin to donate to a prize pool, all us bums would be very appreciative! Send a PM if you can toss in a dime.


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[Herpa Derp]

Be there or be square.

[Nuktari]

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Cannot wait!

[iruinedyourday]

Bumabootyrex

[rictus204]

Scummbag is still passed out drunk at the arena, can't wait!!

[captnamazing]

From the Vale I hear the anguished cries
of a dozen drunken hobos
This pleases my War-God, and as his emissary
It is my duty to confer upon these noble combatants
Glory in the form of riches and weapons.
To the winner I bestow the bounty of five hundred platinum pieces
and my Silken Whip of Ensnaring, with which I flayed one thousand kobolds
And to the second place fighter
NOTHING
for there is no second place
in the ancient rite of MORTAL COMBAT

[captnamazing]

And I also challenge any and all present to a battle of WORDPLAY
Can you defeat the champion of words?
Can you out-immerse the RP-Lord?
Find Out Sunday!

[Portasaurus]

Thank you KUMADAR for the generous donation of a RAVENSCALE MASK to the prize pool!

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

GAWD ITS LIKE IM THERE

[Mac Drettj]

50 coppers yeeee

[Portasaurus]

Thank you FILBUS for the generous 500pp and a whip!

Thank you DYZZI for the generous donation of 1,000 platinum pieces!

HUZZAH!!

[kunarking]

people like this make the server great!

[Nuktari]

TOOOOOOOODDDDDAAAAAAYYYYYYY!

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[rictus204]

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You other level 1 bums better watch out!!

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[Nuktari]

You other level 1 bums better watch out!!

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[rictus204]

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[Nuktari]

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[rictus204]

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[Nuktari]

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[rictus204]

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[Nuktari]

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[rictus204]

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[Nuktari]

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[Portasaurus]

You guys better skill up your hair-pulling and name-calling for tonight.

Also, here's a challenge: Do the entire movie in gifs (in another thread)

[rictus204]

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[Nuktari]

You guys better skill up your hair-pulling and name-calling for tonight.

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[rictus204]

See you bums tonight!!!

[Pint]

i love you guys rofl

[Nuktari]

Such an awesome night, much laughs had by all.

Thanks a bunch for hosting it man, you're the best!

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[Portasaurus]

CONGRATULATIONS to this month's GRAND BUM CHAMPION, Cadyheron!

Sorry, Roofuss but you'll need to hand over your belt!

Also -- due to what some suspect to be a relationship with a Nomsanto Industries representative which would invalidate the prize -- Cadyheron TURNED-DOWN the bum prizes and therefore the prizes will CARRY OVER to next month's competition!

COMING NEXT MONTH:
Brackets?
Organized Fights?
An announcer who does a good Rod Roddy?

Tune in to find out!

[captnamazing]

Was so fun!

[rictus204]

Cadyheron winning...

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Had another great time though! Thanks for hosting, and thanks to all the fellow bums that came out! And super big thanks to Filbus for protecting us against those punks who wanted to bust us poor bums up!! Looking forward to the next one!

[Nuktari]

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... drunken flashbacks from that night ...