Public Involvement RP Thread

[captnamazing]

ROLEPLAYING THREAD FOR ALL OF THOSE BORED
PUT IN YOUR TWO CENTS
SIX WORD SHORT STORY - FUCK HEMINGWAY
BABY SHOES. FOR SALE. NEVER WORN.

Rules:

1. You are limited to 6 words per entry.
2. Posts are consecutive, and as long as they adhere to RP and wordcount, are PERMANENT
3. fight club
4. try to keep a coherent progression of events. ie., introduce new characters as you will, or direct the narrative in any direction, but keep it referential to previous posts. Continuity, people!

I'LL START:

Yola cried. Filbus was dead forever.

[Formshifter]

we can divvy up his loot.

[Pheer]

Shouldn't have let the dragon gate

[fastboy21]

that dragon just ate my monkey

[captnamazing]

Was your monkey the legendary Berryflinger?

[fastboy21]

these pretzels are making me thirsty

[iruinedyourday]

Train to zone! Wtb a rez.

[Barkingturtle]

You guys are doing it wrong.

[nothsa]

I didnt loot the FBSS

[SyanideGas]

She looked like she was 18.

[Kimm Bare|y]

She looked like she was 18.

I said to myself, knowing the truth.

[arsenalpow]

It's fine, it's legal in Texas

[Conky]

The shit winds are a coming!

[Portasaurus]

Woo!! Gonna get some cold cuts!

[kevoh]

Kanye the Giant enters the tavern

[Spud]

Train to zone. kevoh's spell fizzles!

[Swish]

Fire giants, fire giants everywhere...run!

[maskedmelon]

Woe, our fate surely is sealed.

[Manticmuse]

It was the best of times

[maskedmelon]

, not to discount all the crimes.

[Messianic]

Eww, Daddy, this tastes like Grandma!

[maskedmelon]

Cried little Messianic, lapping his paw.

[captnamazing]

But penniless, I left with Paladin pickles

[Calibretto]

Way to follow the rules, mate.

[captnamazing]

Way to follow the rules, mate.
cried the guard, striking mtbtripper dead

[maskedmelon]

It was then that I realized

[Portasaurus]

I don't even like Dark Elves

[Formshifter]

I walked to the Freeport market to purchase batwing crunchies

But penniless, I left with Paladin pickles

thanks guys, i just lost my shit

[Jfertal]

I really hate bards like you!

[kevoh]

So I quickly cleaned them out

[Jfertal]

Filthy Scumsuckers like you must die!

[nilzark]

Bend over; here it comes again!

[captnamazing]

RMT circle busted - ban hammer inc

[fastboy21]

Plat Lord rises from the grave!

[maskedmelon]

Brushing dust from his fine robes,

[Rivthis]

He threw his hands up and announced

[Portasaurus]

"I am not not a crook!"

[YendorLootmonkey]

So, I bought $50 worth of

[gcobb]

Asmag Weed, the stickiest of ickies

[Formshifter]

Put THAT in your chardok pipe

[kaev]

Wait! Don't smoke it!

[Calibretto]

Help me make some bubble hash!

[captnamazing]

I'm going to need a wizard

[rictus204]

hey, where am i bound again?

[Secrets]

Where the motherfucking hood at, yo?

[Raev]

Some pretty funny stuff here guys!

[kevoh]

Said the silly goose in chat

[Portasaurus]

http://i.imgur.com/UyYitUi.jpg

[Portasaurus]

http://i.imgur.com/wTIJV5x.jpg

[Evia]

but the guild <Nudists> took offense!

[Cobretti]

but the guild <Nudists> took offense!

As agatha cried for more vaseline

[YendorLootmonkey]

in order to lube up the

[Waedawen]

softly glowing Gnomish cylinder

[captnamazing]

that had been developed to

[maskedmelon]

penetrate the darkest depths with luminosity.

[Formshifter]

you guys arent good at counting

[maskedmelon]

barked Formshifter sternly, "therefore I shall

[fastboy21]

teach these pesky kids a lesson!"

[maskedmelon]

Pinching his chin thoughtfully, he reached

[Valium]

"See, Darling? Valium makes everything better!"

[captnamazing]

Alas, Nomsanto Dispensary hadn't anymore Valium!

[Swish]

http://i656.photobucket.com/albums/uu281/General_Delmud/Pokemon/yodawgmudkip.png

(tehcnically the URL was under 6 words)

[maskedmelon]

"This does not please me," said

[kaev]

the dwarf in the green hat

[Cecily]

as he went on a rampage.

[maskedmelon]

Swinging a bat, threatening the Mage

[Evia]

so the mage summoned an elemental...

[Jizzebel]

Ont peut jouer en francais right?

[captnamazing]

je suis XOBANERKEBABON, cried the pet

[portbitch69]

wtf is going on?

[maskedmelon]

Replied the understandably startled little druidling.

[kaev]

as the enraged dwarf attacked with

[Swish]

his twenty-four inch pythons, brother!

[fastboy21]

"You think you can defeat me!?!?"

[Swish]

Xobaner hastily grabbed a steel chair...

[maskedmelon]

in his large dirty hands and

[captnamazing]

politely offered a seat to

[kaev]

Filbus' uncle's ghost, who laughed and

[Whirled]

subscribed to young doctor quarterly magazine

[maskedmelon]

. Turning to face the towering dwarf,

[Stonecrush]

Ahhh, I feel much better now

[YendorLootmonkey]

...he said, emptying his bladder into...

[captnamazing]

the dwarf. Who, surprisingly, felt validated.

[maskedmelon]

Perturbed, Xobaner reclaimed the chair and

[kaev]

performed a complex ritual dance that

[fastboy21]

purged himself of the foreign pee.

[Samoht]

Back in Coolsville, a new mystery

[Cecily]

Which casual should we train today?

[YendorLootmonkey]

Trick question. Casuals are at work.

[kaev]

. "Flip them burgers, casual scum!" said

[Swish]

Stone Cold, Stone Cold, Stone Cold!

http://i.qkme.me/3tr8zq.jpg

[YendorLootmonkey]

...as Filbus gingerly caressed his smooth...

[maskedmelon]

Ironwood walking stick. With heavy heart,

[Whirled]

and a twitchy eye, the gleam

[captnamazing]

left his eye. RIP in peace.

[YendorLootmonkey]

"Quit fucking around and rez Filbus!"

[Nuktari]

"I can offer him a zero percent!"

[YendorLootmonkey]

"That's fine!" the raid leader shouted

[maskedmelon]

To which Filbus puckered and pouted.

[kaev]

Whereupon the raid leader postulated that

[YendorLootmonkey]

Talendor was incoming, and they needed

[kaev]

GM help! Talendor shouldn't ever spawn

[YendorLootmonkey]

with Hoshkar as his pet! This

[maskedmelon]

situation was growing stranger each moment.

[Kekephee]

Another thing: they thought they heard...

[maskedmelon]

the sound of a giant rodent!

[YendorLootmonkey]

was actually from a small rodent.

[maskedmelon]

Out from its burrow, it poked

[kaev]

"Eeeeek!" the panicked dwarf leapt atop

[Whirled]

the wizard spires without levitate or

[Kekephee]

any sort of safety cable. "You

[maskedmelon]

blasted marmot! You scared me half

[Whirled]

out of my drunkenness! What do

[Chronoburn]

you want from me? Don't touch

[maskedmelon]

my rucksack laddy, or you be

[kaev]

your momma had ne-- oh NOOOOOOOOOO!

[YendorLootmonkey]

SPLAT! Luckily, his fall was broken

[Raev]

by the heavily grunting ogre, who

[Cobretti]

had just raped agatha's pretty mouth

[YendorLootmonkey]

while bards played "Dueling Banjos" in

[Kimm Bare|y]

North Karana while the corrupt guards

[Chronoburn]

assaulted an innocent erudite with their

[Kimm Bare|y]

foul deeds have earned my contempt!

[Draco519]

It's all fun and games until she has a penis