<Friends> We're here, we may be crootin, who knows?

[Smedy]

http://www.project1999.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=7171&stc=1&d=1455610921

figures

this forum is a pvp forum, i feel like rogean needs to implement with the PVP board that if your ratio is below 1:0 you cannot post on the PVP forum you'll have to stick to the blue sections of the forum.

all those trashcan warm bodies no ones ever heard of come spewing their garbage, sickening

[Beastagoog]

err he's a cleric...u 2 making urselves looking even tardier(this a word?).

godly u better than this, smedy carry on.

[Smedy]

when i play a cleric people are dying to my shit, dropping bombs on your moms and also swinging the 2hand blunt like a soldier! don't expect someone with your ratio to understand how to properly mash the buttons in the correct order, now get the fuck back to blue ya scrub

[Beastagoog]

when i play a cleric people are dying to my shit, dropping bombs on your moms and also swinging the 2hand blunt like a soldier! don't expect someone with your ratio to understand how to properly mash the buttons in the correct order, now get the fuck back to blue ya scrub

whoa.... :confused::o

[Jazzy]

I have 3 kills and im a cleric with shit gear and always heavily outnumbered

(2 kills yet to be added to pvp board as jeremy refusing to do so - empire deaths though so no real shock)

[Godly]

http://www.project1999.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=7171&stc=1&d=1455610921

figures

this forum is a pvp forum, i feel like rogean needs to implement with the PVP board that if your ratio is below 1:0 you cannot post on the PVP forum you'll have to stick to the blue sections of the forum.

all those trashcan warm bodies no ones ever heard of come spewing their garbage, sickening

err he's a cleric...u 2 making urselves looking even tardier(this a word?).

godly u better than this, smedy carry on.

0-8 as a cleric in a zerg guild. Reroll mate.

[Troubled]

Lol who cares about a 1 dimensional fake stat, esp as a cleric? Oh right you guys do. That's why no one posting showed up last nite. Welp, at least Gzaz, former Empire did.

[EatitNerd]

Can we adjust that Smedy rule for anyone that doesn't participate in the 56-60 bracket, like Godly? Check mark plz and thank u.

Also jazzy noone cares about your naked killshots, that's why. Love how persistent you are for 2 kills, you know how many kills that leaderboard misses? Many of the guys in this guild are missing 10+ legit kills and u don't see us complaining everywhere

[vouss]

I don't think I have ever seen this Troubled or this Beastagoog guy in game, who are these people?

[SamwiseRed]

they say pixels rotted their brains

[Redi]

Just another epic pvp thread for me and all my friends I can count w both my hands (9). Check ya later on the dreamcourse.

[ducktv]

Just another epic pvp thread for me and all my friends I can count w both my hands (9). Check ya later on the dreamcourse.

WOW heck! thanks for bumping our sweet guild Retti.

Friends still thriving bros.

Grats:

Siepher on Yelinak's Talisman [Sleeper's Tomb key]
Siepher on Gauntlets of Dragon Slaying

Just another day in the life of a <Friend>

[Beastagoog]

WOW heck! thanks for bumping our sweet guild Retti.

Friends still thriving bros.

Grats:

Siepher on Yelinak's Talisman [Sleeper's Tomb key]
Siepher on Gauntlets of Dragon Slaying

Just another day in the life of a <Friend>

That this weeks item update? I'm impressed.

Looking foward 2 next weeks 1.

Thnx

[Godly]

Lol who cares about a 1 dimensional fake stat, esp as a cleric? Oh right you guys do. That's why no one posting showed up last nite. Welp, at least Gzaz, former Empire did.

Some fake stats for you. ^
Some of us have real lives mate. Sorry I couldn't have been on.

[Damn]

Lol who cares about a 1 dimensional fake stat, esp as a cleric? Oh right you guys do. That's why no one posting showed up last nite. Welp, at least Gzaz, former Empire did.
-
Who cares about raiding five nights a week for pixels you will never use against another player

[FAPhoenix]

It's been a great few days for the resistance. I've seen a rejuvenated effort from Friends and Casual Scum. Saw some brand new to red Thunderdome getting PvP lessons from Siepher and Strut in the Karanas. Then later saw TD fighting with guildless and Valhalla.

All in all the server has been pretty great this week. I honestly think it was Fandango getting people excited for PvP. So if you like grouping with 4-5 of your cool and normal (gifted PvPing) Friends to rustle 80 person raids come join Friends today.

Pras red and PvP. Also there was some nice skirmishes at WL zone this evening, lots of fun.

[Troubled]

-
Who cares about raiding five nights a week for pixels you will never use against another player

*4

[vouss]

it must be so hard for 90 people to kill a 1100 HP necromancer

[Gzaz]

Same again tonight boys

[Ragnaros]

lmao I could just picture 100 nerds being mad/sad/bad as fuck when strut looted them pixels
waaa my pixels I have 12 petitions active

[fiegi 8.0]

Didn't even know what happened and def could careless:p

[ducktv]

Didn't even know what happened and def could careless:p

#aimchat

meanwhile the violent cacophony of bitter rustled nerds waiting in line for a pixel the last 7 months deafens teamspeak on empire off hours.

glad 2 have such a powerful player like strut to cause ultimate ruthle for the cucks.

[Deluxeee]

Didn't even know what happened and def could careless:p

Good to know you could care less and that there is some degree of caring on your end.

Tehee

[fiegi 8.0]

Good to know you could care less and that there is some degree of caring on your end.

Tehee

https://45.media.tumblr.com/6d8966cffb450bdad5bea8444d832c1f/tumblr_mlbgpooNK41rly6z2o1_400.gif

how the heck do u post direct images now

[vinnidel]

hi deluxee. hi friends.

hi chuck--hope this helps.
http://community.us.playstation.com/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/203299iEF59560E70F7A838/image-size/original?v=mpbl-1&px=-1

[syztem]

Grats on the loot, Well deserved. First member of friends that I don't know to get real velious loot other then turtle brain. I am all for that, rather then someone like dirmit or no name login once a month do it.

I am 100% for you guys to keep this up, If you have the option to take an item on a 56-60 char, go for it. If you can take it, You probably deserve it.

[Redi]

hi deluxee. hi friends.

hi chuck--hope this helps.
http://community.us.playstation.com/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/203299iEF59560E70F7A838/image-size/original?v=mpbl-1&px=-1

Hey how's blue?

[fiegi 8.0]

hi deluxee. hi friends.

hi chuck--hope this helps.
http://community.us.playstation.com/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/203299iEF59560E70F7A838/image-size/original?v=mpbl-1&px=-1

heh mind blown, got a hearty chortle out of this, can I get a mulligan?

[Redi]

Cool and normal lithpth

[iiNGloriouS]

https://45.media.tumblr.com/6d8966cffb450bdad5bea8444d832c1f/tumblr_mlbgpooNK41rly6z2o1_400.gif

how the heck do u post direct images now

Imgur only for direct links.

[Smedy]

WOW heck! thanks for bumping our sweet guild Retti.

Friends still thriving bros.

Grats:

Siepher on Yelinak's Talisman [Sleeper's Tomb key]
Siepher on Gauntlets of Dragon Slaying

Just another day in the life of a <Friend>

hohohoo

a+ and checkmarks all the way, 10 close friends stirring up the 100 man nerdzerg like never before

[Beastagoog]

Very active thread. Enjoy reading it.

[Gzaz]

Love this guild, so much talent, so much love. You are my <Friend>

[Uuruk]

Love this guild, so much talent, so much love. You are my <Friend>

Can you fix that terrible fucking sig? It looks like a used tampon left in snow.

[Gzaz]

Can you fix that terrible fucking sig? It looks like a used tampon left in snow.

Pardon me are you a member of <Friends> ? If you answered no to this please kindly fuck off!!!

[Videri]

My <Friends> and I had a great time playing "Red Rover" with <Empire> in the Grot yesterday. We caught several stragglers, killed three, and kept several more from reaching their ToV raid. You know who you are! *dank Slathar chuckle* Heh heh heh.

For the first time ever, I managed to use Havona's whole mana bar healing our guys. Being sneaky and strategic helped, but man...clicking Drybone's AON made it much easier to hang in the pocket. I was one of the last to zone out when their numbers grew too great, and I ran right by Crouton and co unmolested.

[fiegi 8.0]

My <Friends> and I had a great time playing "Red Rover" with <Empire> in the Grot yesterday. We caught several stragglers, killed three, and kept several more from reaching their ToV raid. You know who you are! *dank Slathar chuckle* Heh heh heh.

For the first time ever, I managed to use Havona's whole mana bar healing our guys. Being sneaky and strategic helped, but man...clicking Drybone's AON made it much easier to hang in the pocket. I was one of the last to zone out when their numbers grew too great, and I ran right by Crouton and co unmolested.

no human models for empire :):)

[Videri]

no human models for empire :):)

Proud of u. May we all resist the temptation of Freeportvision.

[Jazzy]

Tala cool and normal

My sprinkler is his whenever it may be required

[SamwiseRed]

no human models for empire :):)

you guys using target rings :P

[fiegi 8.0]

you guys using target rings :P

huh? Don't even think that's possible.:confused:

[SamwiseRed]

huh? Don't even think that's possible.:confused:

http://i.imgur.com/RlEo3F9.jpg

posted by dingleburt

[fiegi 8.0]

has to be diff server aint no way he has a jeldorin heh

[Ragnaros]

let me get that target ring vision
pm
send guttzs a copy while your at it

[FAPhoenix]

My <Friends> and I had a great time playing "Red Rover" with <Empire> in the Grot yesterday. We caught several stragglers, killed three, and kept several more from reaching their ToV raid. You know who you are! *dank Slathar chuckle* Heh heh heh.

For the first time ever, I managed to use Havona's whole mana bar healing our guys. Being sneaky and strategic helped, but man...clicking Drybone's AON made it much easier to hang in the pocket. I was one of the last to zone out when their numbers grew too great, and I ran right by Crouton and co unmolested.

Ah Crouton...probably ny favorite Empire nemesis. Good guy in tells. He's taken me down once by surprise and once in solid PvP...I was trying to finish off an Empire druid while he took me down. One day I hope to get my revenge. Peas PvP. Grotto was fun.

[Beastagoog]

http://i.imgur.com/RlEo3F9.jpg

posted by dingleburt

Dats just a halo glitched at his feet coz paladins are fuckin saints.

[syztem]

My <Friends> and I had a great time playing "Red Rover" with <Empire> in the Grot yesterday. We caught several stragglers, killed three, and kept several more from reaching their ToV raid. You know who you are! *dank Slathar chuckle* Heh heh heh.

For the first time ever, I managed to use Havona's whole mana bar healing our guys. Being sneaky and strategic helped, but man...clicking Drybone's AON made it much easier to hang in the pocket. I was one of the last to zone out when their numbers grew too great, and I ran right by Crouton and co unmolested.

http://i.imgur.com/Mwk0Ab7.jpg

training zone lines with FD so no one else can get in fast enough to click alliance necklace to 10 people already faction established. goog strat tala, pro moves.

[dis_mornin]

let me get that target ring vision
pm
send guttzs a copy while your at it

pic isnt even from this server. every time you fucking post is embarrassingly stupid. just stop

[dis_mornin]

you guys using target rings :P

ill be nicer to u than rag cause i like u..... i spy blue name

[Videri]

http://i.imgur.com/Mwk0Ab7.jpg

training zone lines with FD so no one else can get in fast enough to click alliance necklace to 10 people already faction established. goog strat tala, pro moves.

Please refrain from making stuff up. We did not train any mobs. One of your guys did mess up upon zoning in, though, resulting in another of your guys getting wreckled by some angry walrusmen. Perhaps that's what you meant. Trust me, I was actually there.

Not sure what the pocket-holding thing is meant to imply, but my point about using someone else's AON is that that skeleton illusion makes a big difference.

[EatitNerd]

Wait, we had golems for like a solid month and the only active bard who does everything the guild needs & plays a cleric all the time for pve didn't get a AoN? Yikes, come on guys.

[FAPhoenix]

Wait, we had golems for like a solid month and the only active bard who does everything the guild needs & plays a cleric all the time for pve didn't get a AoN? Yikes, come on guys.

Who is this *we* shadowlamp?

[EatitNerd]

Not sure who that is, and we is friends. Sad watching Tala treated like garbage

[Videri]

Not sure who that is, and we is friends. Sad watching Tala treated like garbage

Wait, we had golems for like a solid month and the only active bard who does everything the guild needs & plays a cleric all the time for pve didn't get a AoN? Yikes, come on guys.

It's nice that you think my contributions warrant greater rewards, but there are only so many pixels to go around. Our leaders appreciate me and I have nice things.
Going to ask a mod to remove these posts as they are pretty off-base and negative about this guild.
Also, EatitNerd is probably Agatha. He's always saying how <Friends> treats X member badly, often about me.

[EatitNerd]

Huh? Why would a mod remove something from your own guildie? Was just saying I'm surprised we did not get you a AoN, also it's common knowledge that friends has treated you like crap and changed you.

[fan D]

grats friends on the sg cockblock

instead of my alt getting a rocksmasher, chiggens shitty alt got it

wtg guys

[SteppinnRazor]

http://i.imgur.com/Mwk0Ab7.jpg

training zone lines with FD so no one else can get in fast enough to click alliance necklace to 10 people already faction established. goog strat tala, pro moves.

dude we were all factioned up in there, you guys trained yourselves.

[Drakaris]

Huh? Why would a mod remove something from your own guildie? Was just saying I'm surprised we did not get you a AoN, also it's common knowledge that friends has treated you like crap and changed you.

It is clear you are an empire troll. All members of friends are valued.

[syztem]

Drakar pal you have not been back in a long time it seems.

[Redi]

It is clear you are an empire troll. All members of friends are valued.

http://i.imgur.com/eYBlyNq.gif

[Smedy]

http://i.imgur.com/Mwk0Ab7.jpg


is this an in game picture of bergurgles allegiance to gongshow? stay cuck'd my 120lb haxxor friend

[Xaanka]

Please refrain from making stuff up. We did not train any mobs. One of your guys did mess up upon zoning in, though, resulting in another of your guys getting wreckled by some angry walrusmen. Perhaps that's what you meant. Trust me, I was actually there.

Not sure what the pocket-holding thing is meant to imply, but my point about using someone else's AON is that that skeleton illusion makes a big difference.

dude we were all factioned up in there, you guys trained yourselves.

hehehe yeah sure u didn't ;)

[krazyGlue]

hehehe yeah sure u didn't ;)

Heheh reported for Trolling a guild recruitment forum

[AzzarTheGod]

Heard you guys are looking for a 6th groupmate to round out the guild in light of recent events.

Let me know where I can find current recruitment status or which offline players are best to contact.

Thanks

Sincerely,

ATG

[Beastagoog]

^lol

[Xaanka]

^lol

[Slathar]

BUMP


RECRUITMENT CURRENTLY CLOSED CYA IN SEBILIS

[EatitNerd]

Lol cringe.

[Slathar]

bump for the greatest guild in the history of everquest

[vouss]

Heard you guys are looking for a 6th groupmate to round out the guild in light of recent events.

Let me know where I can find current recruitment status or which offline players are best to contact.

Thanks

Sincerely,

ATG

you can contact me in game on Beastagor, Salem, Lithiuum, Mahster, Roberto, Miguel, Joseph, Slathar, Bwell, Larsen, Scotia, Coat, Robe, Pulz, Barladorex, or Blaus



























































ps. APP DENIED

[Beastagoog]

Never heard of any of those toons. Sorry.

[Beastagoog]

Oh no wait.

U forgot pulz too the paladin u keep dying on. Sorry I know that 1.

[Smedy]

<friends> not recruiting, were a tight knit family type guild thanks 4 read

[Seltius]

I didn't know you were Bwell. First time I met Bwell was when I was in The Hole with Zee and a few other TMO working on SK epic step.

[Damn]

I didn't know you were Bwell. First time I met Bwell was when I was in The Hole with Zee and a few other TMO working on SK epic step.

That's lovely now will you kindly fuck off back to blue

[Seltius]

That's lovely now will you kindly fuck off back to blue

Please do not troll recruitment forum. Thanks

[Damn]

Please do not troll recruitment forum. Thanks

Fuck off back to blue thanks

[Terpuntine]

Since I may not have a guild soon are you guys recruiting?

[Anelion]

Since I may not have a guild soon are you guys recruiting?
App Denied.

[FAPhoenix]

App Denied.

We are a guild of second chances. Hopefully with all his toons banned he can add to our druid army. All druids all the time :)

[abbud]

Since I may not have a guild soon are you guys recruiting?

You wanna join circle of trust??

[vouss]

Current Roster :

Abbud
Smedy
Salem
Slathar
Bokke


looking for 1 top notch pvp'er to round out the guild PST with your apps

requirements :

not be terpuntine (app denied)

[ducktv]

Current Roster :

Abbud
Smedy
Salem
Slathar
Bokke


looking for 1 top notch pvp'er to round out the guild PST with your apps

requirements :

not be terpuntine (app denied)

o I see how it is salem. I see how it is.

[vouss]

I thought you were abbud on the forums

[ducktv]

naw naw dats vantage.

[Uuruk]

Current Roster :

Abbud
Smedy
Salem
Slathar
Bokke


looking for 1 top notch pvp'er to round out the guild PST with your apps

requirements :

not be terpuntine (app denied)

solid squad






























































































































































































































http://i.imgur.com/q3qXzPw.png

[Samsung]

solid squad






























































































































































































































http://i.imgur.com/q3qXzPw.png

Lol

[Xaanka]

congrats <friends> on your successful corpse recovery while i was eating dinner, i thought that one was going to rot for sure.

[AzzarTheGod]

lol

[Maelzai]

Current Roster :

Abbud
Smedy
Salem
Slathar
Bokke


looking for 1 top notch pvp'er to round out the guild PST with your apps

requirements :

not be terpuntine (app denied)

Can i just buff and listen to Slathar ramble random hilarious nonsense? I suck at this game but i have a cool extremely long name.

Maelzai Planetarium the Phantasmist

[vouss]

welcome Maelzia, join us in our fight against the last of Andis's hair

http://i.imgur.com/RZfUwKG.jpg

[Smedy]

super powerful crew holding it down, p.o.p style, momma i love you

[vouss]

Updated roster

Smedy
Slathar
Salem
REEBZ (not abbud)
Bokke

http://i.imgur.com/P4cckP4.jpg

[magician]

where do I submit my application

[vouss]

UPDATE ****

only prerequisites are that your name is not :

Terpuntine
Magician

ps. submit app's via forum PM, thanks!

[Uuruk]

solid squad






























































































































































































































http://i.imgur.com/q3qXzPw.png

[vouss]

due to the high number of applications received, I've decided to tighten up the entry requirements.

In addition to the original prerequisites :

your name is not :

Terpuntine
Magician

your name must also not be :

Uuruk

hopefully this clears things up and gives people a realistic idea of whether or not they have a chance at joining this guild, and can possibly save their time and my time by not bothering, thanks!

[Samsung]

Abusing TL ports, very skillful of you.

[vouss]

Not abusing TL ports, very unskillful of you.

[AzzarTheGod]

If I stream all pvp (so ppl can certify non-elemtal quality), and also stay outside of the guild (like Jeni) for several months, while simultaneously sucking dick on the forums, do I have a real shot at getting a tag?

I know this is a tough guild to get into and had real concerns about who gets the Jeni treatment and who doesn't.

[Uuruk]

solid squad






























































































































































































































http://i.imgur.com/q3qXzPw.png

[vouss]

sorry uuruk like i said app denied

[Uuruk]

sorry uuruk like i said app denied

I don't even have a character on red99.

[AzzarTheGod]

solid squad






























































































































































































































http://i.imgur.com/q3qXzPw.png

[Jah]

UPDATE ****

only prerequisites are that your name is not :

Terpuntine
Magician

ps. submit app's via forum PM, thanks!
Please respond to my PM, thank you.

[Smedy]

<Friends> Number #1 PVP guild and winner of the Red99 pvp ladder

sorry the rest of you lost, better luck on the next box

thanks 2 smallmee for racking up 50% of our combined pvp points!

[vouss]

Smed can you make sure everything here checks out

[Uuruk]

Smed can you make sure everything here checks out

Guilds dead

http://i.imgur.com/ixia9FD.png

[vouss]

sorry you lost better luck on the next server

[AzzarTheGod]

Guilds dead

http://i.imgur.com/ixia9FD.png

[Maelzai]

so im not unemployed anymore (yay for degreees) can i still buff yall or is that against p99 policy?!?!?!

[Slathar]

i haven't even logged in for 5 months.

[vouss]

Miguel Friends Sithen Tempest Toxxulia Forest April 24 2016 3:35:52 AM
Miguel Friends Phlawlis Tempest Toxxulia Forest April 24 2016 3:30:55 AM
Miguel Friends Strut Tempest Cobalt Scar April 24 2016 3:25:30 AM
Miguel Friends Jinping Thunderdome West Commonlands April 24 2016 1:31:20 AM
Miguel Friends Mockapede Tempest West Commonlands April 24 2016 1:21:48 AM
Miguel Friends Litesoda Prophets of Slosh Plane of Mischief April 24 2016 12:04:26 AM
Miguel Friends Waylon Tempest Cobalt Scar April 23 2016 10:23:21 PM


smedy dawg can you tell me if things still check out?

[Farzo]

Yep. Heard he TL boxed away when he took dmg from propellerhat.

Yep, Things check out.

[Farzo]

http://i.imgur.com/ixia9FD.png

[EatitNerd]

One gank kill on strut, cool.

Rest are really shitty no-name players

[pgerman]

One gank kill on strut, cool.

Rest are really shitty no-name players

on a 40 man server, there is no such thing as a "no name" player lol, get the fuck outta here

[vouss]

on a 40 man server, there is no such thing as a "no name" player lol, get the fuck outta here

[Slathar]

One gank kill on strut, cool.

Rest are really shitty no-name players

It was 1v1. You can feel free to ask him. He was fully geared.

[Slathar]

oh and I got 2 YTs on Kobb too. I think that's 9 YTs in 12 hours (I never took a break). not bad for a dead server that has one guild.

Kobb Friends Mockapede Tempest Paineel April 24 2016 2:11:17 AM
Kobb Friends Persephone Paineel April 23 2016 7:22:32 PM

[Samsung]

TL boxes are to funny. Glad yas are having fun.

[vouss]

I've actually never seen slathar click a TLC box

[Slathar]

TL boxes are to funny. Glad yas are having fun.

I don't even have that spell, seriously. ive never even seen it drop. wtb for 2k.

[Colgate]

how would the spell translocate help you kill someone anyway?

[vouss]

i have so much respect for pvp'ers who chose not to use it

[Samsung]

how would the spell translocate help you kill someone anyway?

Just the fact that you can make huge risks without the risk of dying. It's definitely something they should consider meeting but that's not classic.

[Slathar]

Just the fact that you can make huge risks without the risk of dying. It's definitely something they should consider meeting but that's not classic.

sorry that TLC boxes are classic and you aren't smart enough to remember/ didn't play classic.

[Colgate]

welp yet another post that went over sektor's head

[Samsung]

sorry that TLC boxes are classic and you aren't smart enough to remember/ didn't play classic.

I definitely played during the classic days on Tallon Zek. Also it's not hard to figure out how to abuse TL boxes I just think it's lame how it's being abused and I wouldn't use it during PvP.

[Slathar]

I definitely played during the classic days on Tallon Zek. Also it's not hard to figure out how to abuse TL boxes I just think it's lame how it's being abused and I wouldn't use it during PvP.

sorry you didn't play on a classic pvp server and don't understand how basic functions of a 16 year old computer game work.

[Samsung]

sorry you didn't play on a classic pvp server and don't understand how basic functions of a 16 year old computer game work.

Sorry you're still bitter and aren't worth my time to PvP against.

[Slathar]

Sorry you're still bitter and aren't worth my time to PvP against.

go feed shamoo.

[Samsung]

go feed shamoo.

Reported for rl attacks.

[hatelore]

Lawl. Shamoo.

[vouss]

go feed shamoo.

lol'd hard

[shokar]

Roberto keeps massacring my younglings like some kind of many-chinned anakin skywalker. Please control him or I will log into Beastagor every night before bed and click off every buff and harmtouch a bixie.

[ducktv]

go feed shamoo.

jesus christ. :rolleyes:

[derpcake]

enjoy that POTG whoever

PM me

[Proven Guilty]

Hello, I am here to apply and bend the knee to our lord and savior Vapo I think he went by. I'm the cuck warrior you guys dirt napped in DL after asking me to tank some mobs with you dudes. No hard feels, I am ready to be molded into a warlord of the night. PST

[Proven Guilty]

I do still need to get my corpse back though. I'm bound in skyshrine and not on any faction currently.

[ducktv]

Hello, I am here to apply and bend the knee to our lord and savior Vapo I think he went by. I'm the cuck warrior you guys dirt napped in DL after asking me to tank some mobs with you dudes. No hard feels, I am ready to be molded into a warlord of the night. PST

wow this is pathetic. app denied.

[Proven Guilty]

http://www.wildsoundmovies.com/images/300_ephialtes.jpg

[derpcake]

lol this thread

bunch of troll posts / RL insults for a dead guild

plz close this shit k thx

[derpcake]

close the thread and disband the guild

it has like 2 unique members, if that

thanks in advance, i know a lot is being done

[Smedy]

not true, also reported for trolling our guild recruitment thread.

we are a tight knit group of elite players, the rest of you didn't make the cut.

[Redi]

"we"

loling

[Samsung]

"we"

loling

[Videri]

Everyone who trolls this thread and posts negative stuff about <Friends> probably got their asses handed to them and are salty about it. Your friend, Tala.

[Ragnaros]

I love all my friends
http://i.imgur.com/N1phvuC.png

[Videri]

A brief ode to some old friends.

A ring of assassins, swiftly riding,
Move as freely as fleeting moonlight.
As steely might and magic strike,
Enemies fall like flames extinguished.
The masses quail and the meek quiver
at the mere mention of their modest moniker.
Forever feared, kneeling to none,
Fighting battles by their brothers in <Friends>.

[Colgate]

wow dude i got 1 line in, cringed so hard my eyes were completely shut and couldn't read any further

[Videri]

Thanks for reading, ColHate. I like a little roleplaying on occasion (some can't stand it, hehe). I bet many other readers enjoy it.

The above lines are in character as Tala the Bard. He would definitely write songs and poetry about his friends if he were real. These lines are in the real-life style of Old Norse poetry, which relies more on alliteration within each line than on rhyming one line with the next. I wrote it while riding to and from work today. I dedicate it to Beastagor.

[pgerman]

i love how tala hates the shit out of people with his kindness, just smiling all the time until peoples heads explode


your in the haters club now tala, welcome baby


also wear a cape IRL and read Sir Talas work next time colgate, your doing it wrong

[Redi]

You're*

[pgerman]

You're*

ur too fukn lame 2 even be in the haters club


you can't even hate the shit out of stuff properly

app denied

[AzzarTheGod]

You're*

[pgerman]

glad aim chats batphone is still operational




LETS GET BACK ON TOPIC BOYS

FRIENDS NOT RECRUITING


PRAS BEASTAGOR AND SLATHAR

[Samsung]

glad aim chats batphone is still operational




LETS GET BACK ON TOPIC BOYS

FRIENDS NOT RECRUITING


PRAS BEASTAGOR AND SLATHAR

Why's Tayimo and Fistlin tagged friends

[ducktv]

Why's Tayimo and Fistlin tagged friends

those are my characters.

[Damn]

A brief ode to some old friends.

A ring of assassins, swiftly riding,
Move as freely as fleeting moonlight.
As steely might and magic strike,
Enemies fall like flames extinguished.
The masses quail and the meek quiver
at the mere mention of their modest moniker.
Forever feared, kneeling to none,
Fighting battles by their brothers in <Friends>.

Beautiful tala beautiful

[Slathar]

the great rustling continues. barcode i will respond shortly. come back to us bebe.

[Smedy]

bebe.

http://i.imgur.com/ynvIKzP.png

[Proven Guilty]

Hello, I am here to apply and bend the knee to our lord and savior Vapo I think he went by. I'm the cuck warrior you guys dirt napped in DL after asking me to tank some mobs with you dudes. No hard feels, I am ready to be molded into a warlord of the night. PST

I do still need to get my corpse back though. I'm bound in skyshrine and not on any faction currently.

This one here:
http://i.imgur.com/qGESSyp.jpg

[Proven Guilty]

How can I apply formally to the PVP guild on the PVP server?

[Jah]

Well celebrated Tala!

[vouss]

lots of APPS coming in recently but hate to say it ( exed, akinn, Sithen to name a few) this is not a guild just a couple of Friends. If you are so eager to leave your guild and find some PvP do it on your own. !

[Imago]

http://i.imgur.com/BqBw1j6.png

[AzzarTheGod]

those are my characters.

I wish they were boi.

yowl been crootin n more power 2 u.

[beta]

lots of APPS coming in recently but hate to say it ( exed, akinn, Sithen to name a few) this is not a guild just a couple of Friends. If you are so eager to leave your guild and find some PvP do it on your own. !

No way they would leave any guild they are in... Never!

[EatitNerd]

No way they would leave any guild they are in... Never!

Bazinga

[Smedy]

New guild achievement unlocked! Longest active and successful guild past velious era @ red99, all other guilds have disbanded and crumbled under the weight of assburgers


http://i.imgur.com/DCKJCEW.png

recruitment closed.

thanks 4 read

[Colgate]

didn't friends disband to form good guys and again to join TMO

[Smedy]

the core of friends has never disbanded, sorry your guild lost

[Colgate]

the core of aimchat has never disbanded either

aimchat wins again

[ducktv]

the core of aimchat has never disbanded either

aimchat wins again

but yet, you are the only one from aimchat still around, clinging on to something that doesn't exist anymore.

i guess friends beats aimchat again. no surprises there.

[Colgate]

what

[ducktv]

what

i said

BUT YET, YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE FROM AIMCHAT STILL AROUND, CLINGING ON TO SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T EXIST ANYMORE.

I GUESS FRIENDS BEATS AIMCHAT AGAIN. NO SURPRISES THERE.

[AzzarTheGod]

u wot m8

[Smedy]

i would like to argue that colgate is not aimchat so not sure why he is trying to take their reputable name into this argument

case dismissed

[ducktv]

i would like to argue that colgate is not aimchat so not sure why he is trying to take their reputable name into this argument

case dismissed

o yea thats tru. they're all the same person to me.

[Redi]

what

[magician]

i said

BUT YET, YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE FROM AIMCHAT STILL AROUND, CLINGING ON TO SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T EXIST ANYMORE.

I GUESS FRIENDS BEATS AIMCHAT AGAIN. NO SURPRISES THERE.

I'm still here

thanks for comment losah

[magician]

I log in everyday to the red 99 project 199 emulated elf questing simulator

thanks you for comment, fog hat

[letsjoe]

im still here to make sure all my pixels are safe

[Farzo]

This guild still taking apps?

I would like to know because logging in to eq to box buff myself and hang out in KC or Seb spamming /ooc that the zone is offlimits is riiiiiggghhhtttt up my alley.

[Jeni]

Hey thanks for the inquiry! We currently have Seb and KC locked down without a problem. My current record for KC is winning 1v7 and Reebz just won 1v12 in Sebilis last night.

We may be looking to expand the zones currently OFF LIMITS to Solb in the near future. Perhaps we can take another look at your app when the time comes to expand our server dominance.

Best of luck to you in all your Norrath Adventures!

[Nirgon]

I will have buffs for Reebz or any other valiant realm defenders (regardless of our prior history, just poke me in Discord.. I'm a chum) coming soon to a ruin in sebilis near u

[HippoNipple]

We may be looking to expand the zones currently OFF LIMITS to Solb in the near future.



You guys booting Treason out of their home turf and sending them to Najena?

[Smedy]

I will have buffs for Reebz or any other valiant realm defenders (regardless of our prior history, just poke me in Discord.. I'm a chum) coming soon to a ruin in sebilis near u

http://i.imgur.com/yuihM8S.gif

[Tewaz]

Server thriving thanks to these top notch individuals.

[Nirgon]

http://i.imgur.com/yuihM8S.gif

I'll fux with this nurga again

for pvp, but never pixels

luv Reebz tho, Bundy tipped me off to him being a cool, normal top pal. so far delivers in my initial chats.

You guys booting Treason out of their home turf and sending them to Najena?

gonna send these boys packin' back up da Appalachian Trail u feel

[vouss]

Treason is just a feeder guild for Tempest and as such the line between the two has been blurred. I see it as kicking Tempest out of the zones .

I looked over your leaderboard stats farzo and I'm sorry to say your app has been denied.

[daasgoot]

slosh

[blammo]

bump we will never be defeated. best KDR in the history of EQ pvp and wielder of 14 aons. Slayer of Drybone and sons of the first spergs. no one has better robes than us.


time to do drugs get drunk and eat fast food

[Farzo]

Treason is just a feeder guild for Tempest and as such the line between the two has been blurred. I see it as kicking Tempest out of the zones .

I looked over your leaderboard stats farzo and I'm sorry to say your app has been denied.

L8 rply but thnx 4 getting back 2 me so promptly.

After careful consideration I have decided not to join <friends> either way.

With ~30 yts a day now I think my time is best suited farming mid teir 2-3k items day in and day out.

[georgie]

Any update ? Numerous sources entailing mass guild kicks op isn't even in the guild. People pretending to be cool on the forums yet lithbro attacked in Sebilis by big bro. Cali kid won't comment. Gzaz doxxing hard. ts3 is empty. Who's the latest brobb. My post count higher than ever

Sladar decides when pvp happens

Tags: 6god, 1, guild, server

[Outer]

someone booted andain and a few others. so everyone split. end of story. no real drama ensued sadly

[AzzarTheGod]

....and the guild went out with a wimper

[shokar]

sludge mucus hands

[Smedy]

no drama, just unaffiliated myself with everyone so i can kill everyone, there's no friends to be had on a box with 30 pop if you want to pvp, expect to get clobbered if u come to ocean of tears pals

wipe it clean 2016

[vouss]

Just a couple of friends.

[Slathar]

i woke up, did a bunch of drugs, got drunk, ate some fast food and now im playing EQ. i woke up at the Protestant hour of 2pm


i am unemployed.

[georgie]

http://i.imgur.com/jVatfdB.jpg

[VZ_Xanit K'ven]

someone booted andain and a few others. so everyone split. end of story. no real drama ensued sadly

Kicking good guy Andain? yikes









Roberto, if you can hear me....measured by the hours,


you could have been an astronaut

[Slathar]

drug addicts have way more fun than astronauts

[georgie]

Tom hardy was a heroin junkie than became a trillunaire

[Zemgus]

no drama, just unaffiliated myself with everyone so i can kill everyone, there's no friends to be had on a box with 30 pop if you want to pvp, expect to get clobbered if u come to ocean of tears pals

wipe it clean 2016

i noticed danes in tempest, you're only a bridge apart man hehe

[Slathar]

hehe i destroyed this guild with my own greed hehe

[Ragnaros]

no i did

[Slathar]

thanks. i win.

enjoy iraq

[Ragnaros]

sick troll dude, everyone laughed!! hehe (-:

[Slathar]

cool.

enjoy iraq.

[Aesop]

he'll never see combat, they only send men

[georgie]

was in a seb all last night and the night before that. (grats devolved fungi)

thank god they got griefed off.


project blue is in effect

)

[Aesop]

waste of a fungi right there

[Slathar]

cool.

i win.

[georgie]

I win by default


gg wp

[Ragnaros]

slathar played 13 hours a day until I disbanded friends by forming tempest
cool.
I win.

[Imago]

Ragnaros will never see combat, they only send men.

[Slathar]

i won

[georgie]

resignation accepted

[Slathar]

i win again

[georgie]

I get the last word. (means I win)

[AzzarTheGod]

disgusted w this guild

[Slathar]

another victory.

[Ragnaros]

all I do is win win win no matter what
got pixels on my mind I can never get enough

[georgie]

It is 4:15pm, partly cloudly. 68degrees by nightfall. We are currently winning.

[georgie]

(1 hour later)
gues I win

[Slathar]

naw.

winner.

[georgie]

19th hour of everquest, (ill be in seb)


I win

[Slathar]

victory

[fiegi 8.0]

calling it a tie

[Ragnaros]

nope

[georgie]

ate an enchilada at el faro
#winning

[AzzarTheGod]

looked at all these dead guilds that haven't retired yet.

now dealing with a nasty episode of vertigo and nausea.

[Slathar]

bout to call ur ass a uber i got somewhere to be

[georgie]

Kush rolled, glasses filled I'm preferred to better thangs.

[AzzarTheGod]

still feeling nauseous talking to my therapist about it.

[georgie]

i get like 100+ likes per facebook photo


I think I win

[ducktv]

someone booted andain and a few others. so everyone split. end of story. no real drama ensued sadly

that was me. i guild removed everyone i didn't like. then i made myself an officer and claimed victory over the friends guild. i then farmed 400 fungi tunics and gave them to slathar. now i log in once a month to click all 8 of my aons and kill swedes. i've never died in pvp except for on smedys characters on purpose.

[georgie]

Pras

[vouss]

Duck TV did you claim victory over friends before or after slathar bought Z heart and White Dragon Helmet with the money in its bank?

[Ragnaros]

Duck TV did you claim victory over friends before or after slathar bought Z heart and White Dragon Helmet with the money in its bank?

http://i.imgur.com/Q8b2dBJ.jpg

[Slathar]

enjoy iraq

[ducktv]

Duck TV did you claim victory over friends before or after slathar bought Z heart and White Dragon Helmet with the money in its bank?

i claimed my victory when i helped slathar steal grixus' aon.

i claimed my victory when i guild removed the slug brothers and the zerg breeder andain.

i claimed my victory when i looted my 300th fungus tunic.

i claimed my victory when i got my 8th aon.

[AzzarTheGod]

slug brothers lol. Fuck that shouldn't have been that funny

[georgie]

I could eat a peach for hours

[Tameth]

i claimed my victory when i helped slathar steal grixus' aon.

i claimed my victory when i guild removed the slug brothers and the zerg breeder andain.

i claimed my victory when i looted my 300th fungus tunic.

i claimed my victory when i got my 8th aon.

andain is a zerg breeder? tell me more

[shokar]

andain is a zerg breeder? tell me more

Andain Recruits noob, noob dies all the time, we get noob gear, noob quits and joins empire

[georgie]

Andain Recruits noob, noob dies all the time, we get noob gear, noob quits and joins empire

Lol spot on. Welcome to red. Except the part where they quit the game a month after joining empire. Never to be seen again.