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Greengrocer
03-26-2015, 02:34 PM
Do you think about meat a lot?

Like, a lot a lot?

What about vegetables?

On a scale of 1 to 10, how much would you say you think about meats and vegetables in a given day?

Have you ever wanted to run your own virtual grocery store, but never knew how to get started?

Does the thought of spinning your fellow adventurer's meats thrill you?

<Nomsanto Industries> (http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=171603) is looking for enthusiastic Norrathians who are interested in helping run the Greengrocer grocery store & meat casino!

The long-term Velious roadmap includes a full-service seafood market & restaurant, and possibly an ice cream shop (depending on my bribery skills).

If this sounds like your calling, please send a PM and tell me a little about yourself, your love of food, your love of pixels, and most importantly your love of food made out of pixels.

Please indicate your current baking/brewing skill, your favorite dish to make, and your favorite thing to eat while bashing orcs (or dragons if you're one of those 1%ers).

Nomsanto Industries. Stamping out hunger and thirst, one adventurer at a time!

http://i.imgur.com/FaBZ6ID.jpg
captnamazing
03-26-2015, 02:36 PM
praise him
Feanol
03-26-2015, 03:31 PM
I will answer this call. I've been waiting for this moment.

I shall serve as a contractor. My current allegiances remain.
kaev
03-26-2015, 03:39 PM
What if your only goal is a stable supply of Dwarf Chops on site while bashing? Do you franchise caterers also? Do you have a list of quality service providers I can study? How do you vet your prospective franchisees? Can I be condifident that I won't be serverd inferior grade meats? I've heard that substandard providers have been caught supplying Iksar-based products deliberately mislabeled as Dwarf or Halfling.


I want to trust you Greengrocer, really I do. But I have to protect my alts from tainted and inferior products. These questions and more must be asked!
Greengrocer
03-26-2015, 03:51 PM
Feanol: I'll be in touch. Perhaps you could help "shuttle" some ingredients around Antonica.

kaev: These are good questions, and they help illustrate your passion for the job. I'll have my guys talk to your guys.

Signed,
your Greengrocer
Rararboker
03-26-2015, 05:55 PM
You know what non-classic change this server needs?


More foods for this guy to sell.
captnamazing
03-27-2015, 01:49 PM
You know what non-classic change this server needs?


More foods for this guy to sell.

I have sampled the Holy Cheese of Non-Classic, and my life was forever changed.
loramin
03-27-2015, 02:05 PM
Do you think about meat a lot?

Like, a lot a lot?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gv86vO9zCw
planeofdreams
03-27-2015, 03:29 PM
This is the kind of thing that keeps me hooked to project 1999.
Ella`Ella
03-27-2015, 03:33 PM
In 1 year, Greengrocer is going to be the richest player on this server.

Don't forget all the little people who helped you to the top, GG!
khanable
03-27-2015, 04:16 PM
I like vegetables
maskedmelon
03-27-2015, 04:22 PM
I like vegetables

That stands to reason.
polishanarchy
03-28-2015, 01:43 AM
In 1 year, Greengrocer is going to be the richest player on this server.

Don't forget all the little people who helped you to the top, GG!

Honestly, I always assumed that he already was the richest player on the server...

All hail Greengrocer, I swear if I play this game long enough I may just have to join you.
Portasaurus
05-22-2015, 12:13 PM
Still looking for qualified franchisees!

Apply within!

http://blog.psprint.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Funny-Now-Hiring-signs-Xaxor-Google-Chrome_2012-08-07_11-46-21_thumb.png
Champion_Standing
05-22-2015, 12:25 PM
Do i get a t-shirt?