Chipotle

[maerilith]

Is the best fast food joint in 'murica, fuk yeah.

[Archalen]

Sofritas

[LronTheServerLegend]

Is the best fast food joint in 'murica, fuk yeah.


Most overrated place in the world. No flavor, bland, low quality meat/veggies and sauce.

[Pringles]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7df2-WkDh8

Im in love with chipotle!

[Daldaen]

Is the best fast food joint in 'murica, fuk yeah.

Truth.

[LronTheServerLegend]

I have a more sophisticated pallet than all of you I guess. Just makes sense that I would be better at food tasting as well as everything else.

[Alenon]

Qdoba > chipotle

[pharmakos]

Qdoba > chipotle

qft

[Vorkon]

One finally opened near me a few weeks ago. As someone who put on neckbeard weight by eating at Moe's once a week, what can I expect in relation to the Moe's experience?

[pharmakos]

chipotle burritos are about the size of a newborn baby, so yeah.

[portbitch69]

yo quiero queso sauce

[Pint]

One finally opened near me a few weeks ago. As someone who put on neckbeard weight by eating at Moe's once a week, what can I expect in relation to the Moe's experience?

Chipotle ain't got shit on moes, chipotle has no hard sauce so auto dq

[YmirEQ]

Keep it local

http://noproblemotaqueria.com/

[maerilith]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7df2-WkDh8

Im in love with chipotle!

+9000

[maerilith]

Moe's Southwest Grill
Moe's Southwest Grill
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If our Pineapple Cucumber salsa were any more refreshing, it'd come with a toothpick umbrella. Try it now at any Moe's Southwest Grill! http://moes.com/find-a-moes/ Mar 20, 2015

Pinapble Cucumber salsa is a deal breaker for me, thats not a burrito bruhz

[maerilith]

Not mad or multipostin, just in the interest in fair and unbiased reporting...

http://theodysseyonline.com/wisconsin/chipotle-qdoba/71727

only thing qdoba has going for it is cheap queso when ur durnk

[Ezalor]

chipotle sucks. the tortillas are terrible and all the meats besides carnitas are not good.

the only thing good about it is their hot sauce.

[kenzar]

chipotle sucks. the tortillas are terrible and all the meats besides carnitas are not good.

the only thing good about it is their hot sauce.

[Samoht]

chipotle is for people who don't have access to actual mexican food.

[Glenzig]

chipotle is for people who don't have access to actual mexican food.

Yeah pretty much. Or who dont know how to make something as simple as a burrito. If I'm going to eat Mexican junk food, I'm going to Moe's over Chipotle. If I'm going to be stuck on the toilet for the next 2-3 days, it should at least taste really good. Chipotle is pretty bland and their salsa is not good.

[kaev]

chipotle is for people who don't have access to actual mexican food.

lol, yeah, but at least Chipotle serves semi-decent food. Qdoba tho? might as save a few pennies and go TacoHell if you're satisfied with that made for whitebread suburbia shit.

[quido]

Does every stupid pasty nerd have a weak digestive system too? Do you all just believe in what South Park says without experiencing it yourself? I've eaten a shit-ton of Chipotle and never once had anything but a great poop from it.

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

When I was working as a male hustler out in Cali back in the late 70's, burrito and taco joints were where you went when you wanted a lot of food, that was both decent and cheap.

The burritos were always the way to go. In the last couple decades of the 20th century, people discovered Mexican food beyond Taco Bell, and they also discovered, that Taco Bell burritos are a) small and b) suck. A market opening was found and the Shell Corporation -- which owns Chipotle -- made the ncessary capital investments and now sells you 70's style fat burritos, with that Whole Food vibe all the white people seem to need and love.

Myself, I'm still hustling, and while I may not be the marquee name on the streets anymore, I still walk the walk and talk the talk, and every now and then, a client buys me a burrito. But not at a Chipotle. That's like buying coffee at Starbucks, amigo. Plus, I got nabbed on loitering charges there a couple years ago, and they are being super jerks about it.

http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/61153070.jpg

[katrik]

The only reason I visit Chipotle is for their carnitas. It's incredible, and seasoned perfectly. I love pork in general. The rest of the food is kind of bland.

[Ezalor]

it's really true

the only people who are extremely impressed by chipotle are boring white people with no taste or frame of reference for what's good mexican food

[LronTheServerLegend]

it's really true

the only people who are extremely impressed by chipotle are boring white people with no taste or frame of reference for what's good mexican food

[LronTheServerLegend]

Its not even that inexpensive. You can go to an absolute hole in the wall mexican joint anywhere in the US and pay less for a taco platter or burrito platter and get chips and salsa for less than a burrotio and a drink at chipotle.

[LronTheServerLegend]

And it tastes 1000 times better.

[quido]

Most mexican joints are fucking terrible - frozen low grade meats, borderline veggies, mediocre red sauce and government cheese

I'd rather make a burrito at home than eat at most disease-laden mexican joints.

Chipotle is at least a solid quick option for $7 when you don't feel like doing shit. It's very much Americanized Mexican food, and I don't think anyone is claiming that it's A+ cuisine. It's just way better than McDonald's or whatever the fuck.

[Glenzig]

Does every stupid pasty nerd have a weak digestive system too? Do you all just believe in what South Park says without experiencing it yourself? I've eaten a shit-ton of Chipotle and never once had anything but a great poop from it.

Its not a guarantee for me, but its something I plan on. I'd rather prepare myself for a rough couple of days on the toilet than have it get the jump on me.

[Glenzig]

Most mexican joints are fucking terrible - frozen low grade meats, borderline veggies, mediocre red sauce and government cheese

I'd rather make a burrito at home than eat at most disease-laden mexican joints.

Chipotle is at least a solid quick option for $7 when you don't feel like doing shit. It's very much Americanized Mexican food, and I don't think anyone is claiming that it's A+ cuisine. It's just way better than McDonald's or whatever the fuck.

True. I'm not sure if people realize how easy it is to make really good Mexican food at home. And typically pretty cheap too.

[LronTheServerLegend]

Its not better than mcdonalds. Mcdonalds is horrible for you but at least they care about making their food taste good.

Chipotle is as bland as it gets. I remember so many people telling me how good it was many years ago, since then i have eaten there probably 10 times...gotten something different every time and at different locations and it has been awful 100% of the time.

By awful I do not mean...greasy or unhealthy, im talking taste. It is the most bland tasting shit I have ever had the displeasure of putting into my mouth.

[Glenzig]

Its not better than mcdonalds. Mcdonalds is horrible for you but at least they care about making their food taste good.

Chipotle is as bland as it gets. I remember so many people telling me how good it was many years ago, since then i have eaten there probably 10 times...gotten something different every time and at different locations and it has been awful 100% of the time.

By awful I do not mean...greasy or unhealthy, im talking taste. It is the most bland tasting shit I have ever had the displeasure of putting into my mouth.

No. If you think Mcdonalds taste good you don't get to talk about food.

[LronTheServerLegend]

People who are in abject poverty (100% of P99'ers) seem to not have the ability to understand that quantity of food =/= quality of food.

Your under developed brain gets so excited about seeing a giant burrito that it tells your taste buds to shut up because its used to getting that much food only once a year or so. Its an evolutionary trait developed by the poor.

[Visual]

you like sucking juice out of flaccid meat

we all have our quirks

[LronTheServerLegend]

No. If you think Mcdonalds taste good you don't get to talk about food.

Its "good" compared to chipotle. And Mcdonald's does go out of their way to make their food be as tasty as possible when using such shit ingredients. Even top chefs think mcnuggets are awesome tasting every once in a while.

[maerilith]

Most mexican joints are fucking terrible - frozen low grade meats, borderline veggies, mediocre red sauce and government cheese

I'd rather make a burrito at home than eat at most disease-laden mexican joints.

Chipotle is at least a solid quick option for $7 when you don't feel like doing shit. It's very much Americanized Mexican food, and I don't think anyone is claiming that it's A+ cuisine. It's just way better than McDonald's or whatever the fuck.

Yeah, I have a gr8 frame of reference for mexican being born in Utah and living in El Paso (North Juarez).

But where I live now (east cost)

Is totally crap for mexican. Sure, for 7$ I could get a mexican burrito platter, which would indeed give me the shits and be full of something like crisco laced with cumin and chilli powder

But at Chipotle know the quality is good, it's made with crap thats not going to shoot my bloodsugar to the floor within the next 5 mins after eating it.

for 10.25$ it's the white persons mexican dream on the east coast.

For 7$ at chipotle, thats no chips, no drink, no sauce, no meat

It is bland, but its not as bland as Joe Smucks shit-hole-in-the-wall using the cheapest ingredients on the market and serving old fuck 90 somethings thru straws.

[LronTheServerLegend]

I would rather have explosive diarhhea than spend money on food that tastes like air.

[Glenzig]

Its "good" compared to chipotle. And Mcdonald's does go out of their way to make their food be as tasty as possible when using such shit ingredients. Even top chefs think mcnuggets are awesome tasting every once in a while.

No. You are dumb. McDonalds is the worst common denominator in fast food. Which I very sad. They may possibly be better than Krystals or White Castle. But that is it. They are the worst of all fast food. No one taste worse than McDonalds. It shouldn't even count as food.

[maerilith]

So far chipotle not mad me sick, and I tend to have guts of steel, (i do eat hot as fukking omg hell nopoles) at the place nearbye, but god their place is gross.

+1 for chipotle even tho no nopale

[LronTheServerLegend]

No. You are dumb. McDonalds is the worst common denominator in fast food. Which I very sad. They may possibly be better than Krystals or White Castle. But that is it. They are the worst of all fast food. No one taste worse than McDonalds. It shouldn't even count as food.

Dude, im not here to argue the quality of Mcdonalds, im not a fan, im just saying its better than chipotle.

If you disagree, you are wrong.

[maerilith]

No. You are dumb. McDonalds is the worst common denominator in fast food. Which I very sad. They may possibly be better than Krystals or White Castle. But that is it. They are the worst of all fast food. No one taste worse than McDonalds. It shouldn't even count as food.

The chicken nuggets are good. The rest of their food is holy shit crap compared to the others. Their buns are indeed better than white castle, but by liek a fraction of a percent better.

[Ezalor]

it's pretty hilarious how white people think chipotle is "healthier than mcdonalds"

here is a burrito with normal toppings

1310 calories, 70g fat, 22.5g sat fat, and more than your entire daily limit of sodium

http://i.imgur.com/ngurPdT.png

[LronTheServerLegend]

Mcdonald's fries...when fresh out of the grease, are really good if cooked crispy as well. You guys cant argue that their fries, when cooked well, are really tasty.

Nothing at Chipotle, when cooked correctly, is tasty. This is not up for debate, its a scientific fact.

[maerilith]

fat n calories is not bad for u, it's what keeps u alive, it's the nutritional value/source of that fat that kills the fuk out of u + other addatives u suk down in that food like super processed soyoil ur nuggats be deep fried in

avacados are incredibly fatty but healthy for u

[Ezalor]

1310 calorie burrito not bad for you

you heard it here folks

[LronTheServerLegend]

fat n calories is not bad for u, it's what keeps u alive, it's the nutritional value/source of that fat that kills the fuk out of u + other addatives u suk down in that food like super processed soyoil ur nuggats be deep fried in

avacados are incredibly fatty but healthy for u

No.

[pharmakos]

i used to live near a Qdoba that did $3.99 chicken burrito + a drink combos every wednesday night. was definitely worth it for $3.99. any other night of the week a chicken burrito and a drink was like $8. which was not worth it imo.

[Sektor]

qdoba so fucking better and so goood

[maerilith]

http://www.health.harvard.edu/staying-healthy/the-truth-about-fats-bad-and-good

[Glenzig]

Dude, im not here to argue the quality of Mcdonalds, im not a fan, im just saying its better than chipotle.

If you disagree, you are wrong.

You brought it up. And no. Bland amercanized Mexican food is still vastly better than anything McDonalds has. Not even close. I'm not talking about quality either. I'm talking straight up taste. McDonalds is the very worst of the fast food industry.

[Samoht]

for 10.25$ it's the white persons mexican dream on the east coast.

holy crap, you're paying that much for fast food? no thank you.

[maerilith]

Fats also digest slower and are more low glycemic than most carbs, and wild/brown rice is better than white/processed rice/breads

Those tortilla shells at chipotle are p-good compared to the super cheap ones

[maerilith]

it's fucking terrible, food prices here are insane for anything of decent amount unless u hit the extremely unhealthy 99 cent or 1 dollar menus

[Ezalor]

"1300+ calories in one burrito?"

"i'll take two!"

"it's so healthy!

http://i.imgur.com/dNd396a.jpg

[maerilith]

making it self is also much cheaper, but I aint got time for burrito making

[maerilith]

two is insane, and more than 1 per day is insane, and more than 1+ any other significant large calorie meal is insane, but a 2500 calorie diet isn't bad for an active person, especially if thats not every damn day and the diet isn't just burrito every day

[maerilith]

look on black ladies face is priceless IMO

[LronTheServerLegend]

You brought it up. And no. Bland amercanized Mexican food is still vastly better than anything McDonalds has. Not even close. I'm not talking about quality either. I'm talking straight up taste. McDonalds is the very worst of the fast food industry.

I did not become the iconic poster that I am for being wrong. This is not a matter of subjective opinion, it is objective fact that chipotle is the blandest fast food joint in the world.

[maerilith]

avacados are pricey too, and prob just about break even at chipotle if u make more than 10$ an hr rather then fucking with it urself

[maerilith]

lron, u go eat at mcdonalds, we wont mind

[LronTheServerLegend]

lol I do not know how I have become the Mcdonald's apologist in this thread.

[Glenzig]

I did not become the iconic poster that I am for being wrong. This is not a matter of subjective opinion, it is objective fact that chipotle is the blandest fast food joint in the world.

I guess it just comes down to which you prefer. Would you rather have your food taste like bland Mexican food, or like really full flavored turd?

[Glenzig]

lol I do not know how I have become the Mcdonald's apologist in this thread.

You said McDonalds food taste good. It threw me into an obese frothy sweat filled rage!

[LronTheServerLegend]

I guess it just comes down to which you prefer. Would you rather have your food taste like bland Mexican food, or like really full flavored turd?

I think we are coming to an agreement here.

Bland is insufferable. This is why;

Even if you put sauce on bland, it just tastes like you are eating sauce...which is disgusting. If you put sauce on a "full flavored turd" such as a chicken Mcnugget, or Mcdonald's fries, the turd tastes decent enough to justify spending the money on it.


So with Chipotle, there really is no saving grace...even if they had amazing salsa or some kind of sauce (they dont, their sauce is just as bland).

I think I have demonstrated my point and made a better case than you have now, that mcdonald's is better.

[LronTheServerLegend]

You said McDonalds food taste good. It threw me into an obese frothy sweat filled rage!

lol

[Ahldagor]

Taco trucks have better quality than Chipotle's hype that was all thanks to McDonald's investment.

[maerilith]

Taco trucks have better quality than Chipotle's hype that was all thanks to McDonald's investment.

IDK what the problemo is here but state/local laws prohibit free enterprise and especially taco trucks in the city. Sometimes u can find a good 'o'le boy redneck bbq truck out in the boonies 40 miles from any urban infrastructure, but that's some KKK territory.

[maerilith]

but damn, taco trcks wud be nice or those little mobile stations people haul around

[katrik]

Also worth noting that McDonald's owns and controls most of the company.

[quido]

Also worth noting that McDonald's owns and controls most of the company.

no longer true

[Cecily]

Existential crisis averted.

[katrik]

Oh, didn't know that changed.

[Archalen]

Most mexican joints are fucking terrible - frozen low grade meats, borderline veggies, mediocre red sauce and government cheese

I'd rather make a burrito at home than eat at most disease-laden mexican joints.

Chipotle is at least a solid quick option for $7 when you don't feel like doing shit. It's very much Americanized Mexican food, and I don't think anyone is claiming that it's A+ cuisine. It's just way better than McDonald's or whatever the fuck.

He's exactly right; most Mexican places suck. Lard and cheese in everything. If you have an impoverished palate then yes loads of cheese and grease tastes good. If you eat more whole foods and rely on spices to bring out flavor instead of salt and sugar, then it really is somewhat disgusting. At least Chipotle tones it down a bit.

[Thulack]

Fuck all fast food Mexican joints. Chipotle just a High end Taco bell.

[Aviann]

Fuck all fast food Mexican joints. Chipotle just a High end Taco bell.

I agree, its disgusting as fuck.

[maerilith]

No chipotle within 40 mins so I had to make toast.

Lots of butter n cheese.

Tastes good.http://i.imgur.com/lRd6FN0h.jpg

[indiscriminate_hater]

go to san diego, eat a california burrito, and tell me all mexican fast food joints are disgusting

[Thulack]

go to san diego, eat a california burrito, and tell me all mexican fast food joints are disgusting

Personally i dont like mexican food period but if i was going to eat it i would go to a actual mexican restaurant and not some fast food joint. I'm sure some local burrito made by a business owner is better then chipotle or Taco Bell though.

[myriverse]

Its "good" compared to chipotle. And Mcdonald's does go out of their way to make their food be as tasty as possible when using such shit ingredients. Even top chefs think mcnuggets are awesome tasting every once in a while.
IOW: My taste buds have been so fried by McD's, they don't know what actual flavour comes from.

[rollin5k]

It really is the best option, nothing even compares. rubio's is alright tho

[pharmakos]

i had a chipotle steak burrito for lunch. steak, brown rice, black beans, cheese, sour cream, guacamole, pic, roja, and corn. loaded it so full that they had to wrap it up in two tortillas. all told, if the portions were perfect, it totaled to about 1650 calories. i only ate two thirds of it. was p gud tbph. steak was maybe a bit too chewey but still pretty damn good.

[Eliseus]

Never had Chipotle but I have a cafe rio near me? Same thing basically? Don't really like Cafe Rio much, would rather get a few bean n cheese burritos from tbell. Wonder if it would be the same for Chipotle?

[DetroitVelvetSmooth]

Pro eater tip : wait for the first scoop of meat before asking for double meat.

[maerilith]

Never had Chipotle but I have a cafe rio near me? Same thing basically? Don't really like Cafe Rio much, would rather get a few bean n cheese burritos from tbell. Wonder if it would be the same for Chipotle?

if u want stuff like taco salads, or tacos, tbell is were it's at, but chipotles burrito is slightly, a bit better than tbells cantina power burrito, which, is p good to, compared to the cheese/lard mexican we get here

[Sckrilla]

FREEBIRD'S U MORANS!

[maerilith]

i had an xxl burrito + hard shell taco + nacho bell grande all in one sitting and omg i still felt a ball of burrito the next day prob over 3000 cal

[milsorgen]

taco truck tortas ftw

[Thana8088]

FREEBIRD'S U MORANS!

Had Freebirds today - was horrible. What's happened to them??

[Madbad]

When I was working as a male hustler out in Cali back in the late 70's, burrito and taco joints were where you went when you wanted a lot of food, that was both decent and cheap.

The burritos were always the way to go. In the last couple decades of the 20th century, people discovered Mexican food beyond Taco Bell, and they also discovered, that Taco Bell burritos are a) small and b) suck. A market opening was found and the Shell Corporation -- which owns Chipotle -- made the ncessary capital investments and now sells you 70's style fat burritos, with that Whole Food vibe all the white people seem to need and love.

Myself, I'm still hustling, and while I may not be the marquee name on the streets anymore, I still walk the walk and talk the talk, and every now and then, a client buys me a burrito. But not at a Chipotle. That's like buying coffee at Starbucks, amigo. Plus, I got nabbed on loitering charges there a couple years ago, and they are being super jerks about it.

http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/61153070.jpg

post of the week right here

[Kimmie]

I'll take cheap Chinese takeout over almost every type of fast/slow food
but when it comes to pretend mexican,
http://www.garmark.com/assets/images/logos/baja-fresh.png<--- WTB pls

[Portasaurus]

i love tacos

[Visual]

I don't eat fast food but if I was in a bind, I'd choose a delicious taco bell taco over a disgusting bubble gum steak burrito from chipotle.

They put salad dressing on their rice for fucks sake

[Orruar]

it's pretty hilarious how white people think chipotle is "healthier than mcdonalds"

here is a burrito with normal toppings

1310 calories, 70g fat, 22.5g sat fat, and more than your entire daily limit of sodium

http://i.imgur.com/ngurPdT.png

I just checked out their calculator. Did you put every single topping on it or something?... My usual bowl only comes to 530 calories, 760 when I want some guac. Even with guac, it's only 6.5g of sat fat. You're probably some fat fuck who likes to load it up with extra sour cream and cheese. Gross.

[Evia]

I love Chipotle! Being vegetarian for the last 10 years I really get down on the sofritas! damn that shit is sooo gooood..... I miss it though and haven't had it in forever. the closest one to where I live now is like 4 or 5 hrs away and I have yet to make the long drive. I might though now that this thread sparked my memory on how great it was...

[quido]

I like Chipotle but fuck, there's no fucking way in hell I'd drive more than 20 minutes to get it.

[wts]

When I was working as a male hustler out in Cali back in the late 70's, burrito and taco joints were where you went when you wanted a lot of food, that was both decent and cheap.

The burritos were always the way to go. In the last couple decades of the 20th century, people discovered Mexican food beyond Taco Bell, and they also discovered, that Taco Bell burritos are a) small and b) suck. A market opening was found and the Shell Corporation -- which owns Chipotle -- made the ncessary capital investments and now sells you 70's style fat burritos, with that Whole Food vibe all the white people seem to need and love.

Myself, I'm still hustling, and while I may not be the marquee name on the streets anymore, I still walk the walk and talk the talk, and every now and then, a client buys me a burrito. But not at a Chipotle. That's like buying coffee at Starbucks, amigo. Plus, I got nabbed on loitering charges there a couple years ago, and they are being super jerks about it.

http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/61153070.jpg

This is the greatest post in the history of P99. Bravo.

[Daldaen]

Chipotle confirmed best food on planet.

[Laugher]

Chipotles p good, not a vegetarian but haven't ordered meat on anything there since like 2002, aside from that its still interesting enough to go to every once in a while in lieu of the no less than 15 cheeseburgers to choose from otw to it.


also:

taco truck tortas ftw

[maerilith]

I haavent eaten at chipotle since I made this post. their service sucks