Filled Brainz with way too much Salt

[FaithlessKR]

So I've run into brainz on his monk in TT twice since coming back. The first time with the super small hit box that we had before the last patch on my 3rd day back, jousted him for a while but when i got him sub 70 he'd just run off to regen. After realizing without a fungi I couldn't possibly win that fight I decided to bail rather than lose to someone that bad.

And again just now in TT, we went at it again...these are the results of our two joust sessions and the absolutely laughable tell this nightrider sent me back. You guys be the judges here:

Fight 1 with old hit box

http://i.imgur.com/9ErCevy.jpg

Just now

http://i.imgur.com/yT8fJ5E.jpg

[Agatha]

meh, brainz isnt renowned for his ability to joust or pvp on this server, he is quick with them fungis tho.

[Stalos_]

?

[Bazia]

plays rogue claims good

chortled

[Asahi]

Isn't that the reason why you play an Iksar monk with a fungi?

Regen?...

Seems like someone else is salty.....

[Agatha]

Isn't that the reason why you play an Iksar monk with a fungi?

Regen?...

Seems like someone else is salty.....

yea but against a rogue without a lucky Tstaff proc you have absolutely no chance anyways. if we were talking equal skill. brainz jousts are lacking, salt is one of the better pvpers on this server.

[Facecramp]

haha.. so angry i made a thread about it. Enjoyed chasing u through TT however.

Have a nice run !

[krazyGlue]

Salt is terribal and

[Pikrib]

Does Brainz zone into Seb with his sow top slotted? I think that is the real question.

[Slathar]

Salt the guy who zones into seb with levi and sow top slotted and gets destroyed by a necro in a froglok bonecaster robe and no earrings or rings.



what a sad little nerd

[Samsung]

God I hate both sides. Losers.

[Agatha]

God I hate both sides. Losers.

do what i did, join every single guild secretly and just sit back and lulz.

[Pseudechis]

plays rogue claims good

chortled

[Smedy]

i dont even get it, can i get he tldr? didnt see any yt

this salt guy seems very salty

[Facecramp]

TLDR = Salt got spanked in a 1v1. Spams me rage tells while chasing him down in TT, "even if i start winning you'd just regen, " and for some odd reason felt the need to post about it. Real threadworthy stuff here.

[Slathar]

he must be mad about dying to my gearless necro 1v1 in sebilis after losing lev and sow in one dispell

what a garbage can

[vouss]

Weird post

[Coffee]

http://i.imgur.com/wTHwn0o.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/RC4LtGF.jpg

[Rednaros]

Brainz is horrible on a melee, i 95-20d him and made him plug and he logs on to his alt saying i use MQ and that i warp..put that nerd on a cleric

[Sektor]

Brainz is horrible on a melee, i 95-20d him and made him plug and he logs on to his alt saying i use MQ and that i warp..put that nerd on a cleric

Looool

[Pikrib]

Brainz is horrible on a melee, i 95-20d him and made him plug and he logs on to his alt saying i use MQ and that i warp..put that nerd on a cleric

aka screendragged

[Rednaros]

aka screendragged

petitioned fucking hacker

[Facecramp]

If someone accused u of using MQ, they are more than likely new to server. At this point everyone is well aware of dragnaros limp away tactics heh.

[Sektor]

If brain didn't have a wind striker I'd make him main a cleric. I did the same thing myself some of us weren't meant to joust.

[Facecramp]

and some of us weren't meant to own an account for more then 3 months without eating a ban ;D.

[Sektor]

and some of us weren't meant to own an account for more then 3 months without eating a ban ;D.

Its almost a year since I've been banned. Guess I'm doing something right.

[Facecramp]

well done! Were all rooting for u !

[Coffee]

a year? lol...

[FaithlessKR]

Outdamaged 3471 to 1292 in 2 fights, claims better jouster. Personally I find this to be extremely chortle worthy.

I love how you try to say that I was spamming you with tells while running while you were the one actually taking the time to autorun and cry that I wasn't staying to fight in /say. Also trying to claim that I somehow needed to screendrag when there was no possible way for you to catch me on my way to the zone when we both had level 60 sow anyway. I personally got a lot of enjoyment out of your tears the entire way back to EJ.

As for having sow/lev top slotted??? Nah, never. Getting golem wanded and annulled upon zoning into Seb the other day 4v1 will get all of my self buffs in one round though good job.

[Facecramp]

ROG could never outdmg me. lies n scandals. You should make more threads about u running from 1v1's tho

[Slathar]

Outdamaged 3471 to 1292 in 2 fights, claims better jouster. Personally I find this to be extremely chortle worthy.

I love how you try to say that I was spamming you with tells while running while you were the one actually taking the time to autorun and cry that I wasn't staying to fight in /say. Also trying to claim that I somehow needed to screendrag when there was no possible way for you to catch me on my way to the zone when we both had level 60 sow anyway. I personally got a lot of enjoyment out of your tears the entire way back to EJ.

As for having sow/lev top slotted??? Nah, never. Getting golem wanded and annulled upon zoning into Seb the other day 4v1 will get all of my self buffs in one round though good job.

4v1 nice try


do you die to necros indoors 1v1 often?

[Coffee]

i kill brainz everytime I am in same zone with him

/shrug

[krazyGlue]

Salt you are claiming that you won this fight after bring chased away 1v1 from the seb orb to ej ,And proceed to post about it . Let that sink in for a minute ............. That zerg mentality is rotting your brain and making you delusional

[FaithlessKR]

ROG could never outdmg me. lies n scandals. You should make more threads about u running from 1v1's tho

Screenshots say otherwise, sorry to break it to you ya bud :rolleyes:

Slathar got prof? Was a 4v1 shit stomp of me, I'm not denying it wasn't one. But if you're gonna try to use the yt of you getting killshot with trucidate as prof of a 1v1 then I guess I killed deluxee 95-0 in seb. Which means your alpha rogue is that much worse than a necro...DAYUM

[Rednaros]

Brainz fucking.terrible pvper
This no secret

[Sektor]

Brainz fucking.terrible pvper
This no secret

Naw all Friends are elite pvpers. The 5 of them plus lite beat Holos 6 man team. Hehe

[Susvain2]

reminds me of when I killed Buubuu this morning at crypt but mobs stole my YT

1v1 rekt

[Facecramp]

Fandango's corpse still buried in crypt =) feel free to scrape it up anytime

[Colgate]

ya brainz truly awful melee

[fiegi 8.0]

Looks like brainz got out played by the Assassin.

[Facecramp]

Thats all fine n dandy, but lets not derail from the topic of this thread, which was salt posting SS's of him getting wrecked 1v1 and why i should b mad about it.

[Colgate]

think the point of the thread was your quote of "the best jouster wins this one" alongside a combat log showing you got completely outjousted

[Facecramp]

jousted him so hard he ran from seb to ej =) The best jouster has spoken.

[Coffee]

http://i.imgur.com/k6BqWtv.jpg

[fiegi 8.0]

jousted him so hard he ran from seb to ej =) The best jouster has spoken.

Log's don't lie chief.

[Sektor]

jousted him so hard he ran from seb to ej =) The best jouster has spoken.

Hehehehehehe

[Rednaros]

Brainzdead

[Sektor]

Brainzdead

Teehee

[Facecramp]

I personally got a lot of enjoyment out of your tears the entire way back to EJ.

Enjoy the run !

[Coffee]

http://i.imgur.com/GfvXll6.jpg

[Rednaros]

Brainz waste of a t staff, stick to being a nasaly nerd and getting pkd

[Sektor]

Love DAT SIG I went from disliking you to loving you.

[Pitborn]

God I hate both sides. Losers.

[Facecramp]

stick to being a nasaly nerd and getting pkd

250 deaths on dragnaros, zeh master of getting dunked on.

[Colgate]

i was on a level 52 cleric with no buffs at the entrance to sebilis and brainz zoned in on krakin and spent about 5 minutes straight unable to hit me while fandango ripped his asshole open

was p funny

dis hitbox ain't 4 u dawg

[fred schnarf]

krakin pvps well, sorry

he has balls, does not train and rarely talks shit, what more can we ask of players here?

[Rednaros]

400 kills on Ragnaros, zeh master of dunking on people.

fixed that for you

[Buhbuh]

krakin pvps well, sorry

does not train

i kekkled

[Agatha]

i kekkled

same, used to pvp him in KC every day while he farmed his tstaff, he'd run u into VS top floor, dump train on u, then pvp u, id still kill him.

[Buhbuh]

i think he's probably the worst offender i've seen of anyone in regard to training

almost a guarantee if he's on krakin

[Nirgon]

Started reading this thread

Beginning was good

Then slowly but surely I started to fall into a deep blank stare just mouse wheeling and hitting next page

I must have blacked out for a while during this process then my leg twitched and snapped me out of it somewhere on the previous page

What in the FUCK

[FaithlessKR]

jousted him so hard he ran from seb to ej =) The best jouster has spoken.

More along the lines of you not being relevant or worth my time. The fact that i out jousted you that hard while not even trying to was probably the funniest thing I've done since i got back. I literally toyed with you halfway across the zone laughing the entire time.

I'm not trying to say i won by any means, there was nothing to win. This post is literally only about your laughable claim at being the better jouster. The fact that a mediocre jouster like myself can do that much better is pretty sad.

[daasgoot]

one time i was playing a wizard, and i found another wizard, then i nuked him.

after i got a nuke off i proceeded to run for my fuckin life cuz i knew he was gonna just run around and regen.

wonder if i should make a thread about it.

[daasgoot]

which reminds me, one time a rogue named salt attacked me when i was on my shm.

i cheetah'd and then baned him. kited him around for a minute and let the bane do some work. he then beelined to the seb orb and plugged.

think ill make a thread about it.

[FaithlessKR]

Got prof?

[Rednaros]

same, used to pvp him in KC every day while he farmed his tstaff, he'd run u into VS top floor, dump train on u, then pvp u, id still kill him.

come back, miss u kid

[daasgoot]

Got prof?

no, i don't screenshot every pvp encounter i have and make retarded threads about them.

[FaithlessKR]

no, i don't screenshot every pvp encounter i have and make retarded threads about them.

Yeah me either, however I do screenshot pvp encounters where people talk shit in laughable situations. Occasionally I'll make a thread about it, especially knowing how rustled of an individual brainz is.

[ducktv]

wait wait, hold on. am i too late to brag about shit that doesn't mean anything? http://i.imgur.com/8wABdsK.png