you neckbeards excited for your tax refunds?

[chtulu]

Most of you will be getting thousands back due to your lack of contribution to society.

[Lev_Mer]

whats taxes? amirite lite?

[Silinius]

paid 4K... gg me

[FoxxHound]

I basically broke even~

[Silinius]

Or rather 4K after the 20% they already took... fail.

[chtulu]

i owed 11k, next year i think it'll be about 40k. Most of you don't even make what I pay in taxes.

[Koota]

If you're paying 11 or 40k in taxes, you are a fucking idiot that has no idea what you're doing.

[Casey VII]

hope wesley snipes rapes u in prison

[quido]

I'm going to McDonald's to celebrate.

[Doors]

Chortled.

[Corvus]

Taxes seem a little different in Canada but I always have an extra $500/month voluntarily taken off. Then at the end of the year get 7-8k back and do whatever the hell I want.

[Farzo]

i owed 11k, next year i think it'll be about 40k. Most of you don't even make what I pay in taxes.

[LostCause]

need to go outside an have a job first.

[heartbrand]

If you're self employed you pay your taxes on your own which would explain the large tax bill if you hadn't been doing your estimated taxes, which given the many exemptions to the estimated tax penalty, is not worth doing.

[Littlegyno 13.0]

If you're self employed you pay your taxes on your own which would explain the large tax bill if you hadn't been doing your estimated taxes, which given the many exemptions to the estimated tax penalty, is not worth doing.

thanks for the tips lawyer heartbrand, jew protector of <empire>

maybe u cud do a weekly tax tips thread and give us some of ur wisdom?

[chtulu]

Ya'll need to know what 1099-misc is. Also, there are things called tax brackets. You 99% mother fuckers wouldn't know what that is though since you guys never break the walmart/mcdonald tier.

[hatelore]

I got 27k back and purchased a new mobile home for the wife and a Blue tick hound for me and buckley to go hunt with this season. <3'in life

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

I got $1,400 Canadian dollars back this year.

I'm pretty sure id be dead on cuz salary if it weren't for quarterly and annual bonuses

[Nocsucow]

My taxes entered my bank like 2 months ago 5 days after I filed them.....freetaxusa.com. me and wife paid in about 18 grand... refund was 5grand... sirs in the bank doing nothing....

[Genedin]

I got $100 back...yay.

[Coffee]

My taxes entered my bank like 2 months ago 5 days after I filed them.....freetaxusa.com. me and wife paid in about 18 grand... refund was 5grand... sirs in the bank doing nothing....

fascinating

[heartbrand]

if you're getting 5 grand back you're either:

A) Poor [EIC]
B) Have lots of refundable credits, typically from children
C) Over withholding

[fred schnarf]

whats a blue tic hound, a dog?

post dog pic

[Itap]

Had to pay this year, first time since I've started doing my own taxes

feels bad

[Nocsucow]

if you're getting 5 grand back you're either:

A) Poor [EIC]
B) Have lots of refundable credits, typically from children
C) Over withholding

E) all the above ?

[Nocsucow]

Guess my D) didn't go through

D) middle class white trash

[Coffee]

nice recovery attempt hillbilly

[Slathar]

im unemployed and i owed 3 grand

where does that put me in the hiearchy of red99

[billhollins]

thanks for the tips lawyer heartbrand, jew protector of <empire>

maybe u cud do a weekly tax tips thread and give us some of ur wisdom?

Agreed

[krazyGlue]

I didn't pay anything to the tax man. ... NEXT

[Agatha]

have never filed taxes, lol.

[Agatha]

don't forget to file your taxes bro's, lol.

http://i.imgur.com/MjZlTbA.jpg

[Agatha]

have had more money seized by the US marshals in 1 month than most of you guys make in a year lul.

[Nirgon]

have had more money seized by the US marshals in 1 month than most of you guys make in a year lul.

I'm sure they have an "Agatha" folder on their computers about you

[Agatha]

I'm sure they have an "Agatha" folder on their computers about you

aww cmon buddy.

[Ezalor]

you guy realize you are bragging about your tax return to validate yourself to strangers on a forum for a 15 year old video game where you pretend to be an elf that kills fire beetles

[Nirgon]

aww cmon buddy.

I know your tricks

[Agatha]

you guy realize you are bragging about your tax return to validate yourself to strangers on a forum for a 15 year old video game where you pretend to be an elf that kills fire beetles

im bragging about not paying taxes, the rest of them are. don't lump me in.

[Akalakamelee]

don't forget to file your taxes bro's, lol.

http://i.imgur.com/MjZlTbA.jpg

WTF? This pic has to have a little explanation to it?

[Nirgon]

It's better than Naez code snippets

[Nocsucow]

im unemployed and i owed 3 grand

where does that put me in the hiearchy of red99

Pretty high up

[Akalakamelee]

If you properly manage your money and choose the correct witholdings you will not get a massive refund, but instead have your own money all year long you can invest. If you invest your own money you make interest, if you over pay you get no interest.
seems logical to me to just learn to money better. amirite?

[Agatha]

WTF? This pic has to have a little explanation to it?

i let heartbrand do my taxes one year and he ended up fucking me really hard, one wrong box and thats that. 30 grand down the drain.


never let heartbrand do your taxes, or have access to your manastones.

[Littlegyno 13.0]

i let heartbrand do my taxes one year and he ended up fucking me really hard, one wrong box and thats that. 30 grand down the drain.


never let heartbrand do your taxes, or have access to your manastones.

kekked

[Archalen]

I spent my tax return refund on a pair of skinny jeans and a vagina powdering brush.

[Eslade]

i let heartbrand do my taxes one year and he ended up fucking me really hard, one wrong box and thats that. 30 grand down the drain.


never let heartbrand do your taxes, or have access to your manastones.

I don't think that HB was responsible for you flushing when the cops knocked on your door.
http://www.deepdotweb.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/3.jpg

[Nocsucow]

Heartbrand seems made he paid for my Jordans , ammo and new acog for my AR.... its ok man its only money and you have plenty....
#lovetaxtime
#richpeoplemadasfuck
#redlobsterformonths

[Glenzig]

I usually pay about $485,000 in taxes....per quarter! I get back about $170,000. But I usually just drive out to a rent control neighborhood and burn it in front of all the poor unfortunates. The gasps of astonishment and tears of anger from the plebs keeps me hard for days afterward. Feels good to give back.

[Agatha]

aww yiss, the tax man jsut came by and dropped off my cash.

http://i.imgur.com/bPmPBcO.jpg

[Stalos_]

aww yiss, the tax man jsut came by and dropped off my cash.

http://i.imgur.com/bPmPBcO.jpg

think you posted this photo two years ago with some other bs story.

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I tried to get andis to help me with my taxes few months ago to prepare but he just avoided me. No ex guildie love.

[Agatha]

i got 99 problems, but the taxman aint one. lol

http://i.imgur.com/aPmOer6.jpg

[Agatha]

think you posted this photo two years ago with some other bs story.

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I tried to get andis to help me with my taxes few months ago to prepare but he just avoided me. No ex guildie love.

your right, i recycle the same pics over and over again. lol

[Akalakamelee]

your right, i recycle the same pics over and over again. lol

I bet the same tards get salty over it every time too. hahah

[Stalos_]

your right, i recycle the same pics over and over again. lol

My memory has received no prolonged drug abuse. I trust it.

You hav---- naw I was gonna go in on you but, naw.

[fred schnarf]

im unemployed and i owed 3 grand

where does that put me in the hiearchy of red99

at the top of the BIS List

[Agatha]

I bet the same tards get salty over it every time too. hahah

only the ones with super good memory HEH HEH :)

[Slathar]

at the top of the BIS List

i think its funny when poor people brag to other poor people about how rich they are



amusing

[Agatha]

they all are my pics though, here's another one.

http://i.imgur.com/Hbe30vM.jpg

this is actually a new one here, group shot of me and jupes baby.

http://i.imgur.com/qSfNIH5.jpg

this pic is my favorite pic of me and jupe.

http://i.imgur.com/rMZw9Ig.jpg

my favorite pic of me and tudamil (we met on EQ on live on tribunal server, this is back before he became an aide to a senator

http://i.imgur.com/R15RprM.jpg

THIS IS OFFICIALY AGATHAS PICTURE THREAD

[Agatha]

this is my dog
http://i.imgur.com/olEGh72.jpg

[Jimmybones]

Why do all your photos look like they were taken in 2007?

[Agatha]

Why do all your photos look like they were taken in 2007?

some of them were taken in 2003

[Agatha]

rebuilding celica's engine,

http://i.imgur.com/t9oYGAK.jpg

[fred schnarf]

cause they were

every pic is 10 years old almost

[Agatha]

out it comes.
http://i.imgur.com/0Fv4N4s.jpg

[Agatha]

this is my truck.

http://i.imgur.com/Gim9xte.jpg

[Agatha]

my new car.

http://i.imgur.com/AQYpEJg.jpg

[Ladytron]

do you play eq with that car?

[Agatha]

do you play eq with that car?

only when i forget to pay my internet bill and drive to fred shnarfs house and bum wireless off him. lol

[chtulu]

agatha still more poor than me.

[Agatha]

agatha still more poor than me.

probably.

[deadlycupcakez]

change your LLC to an SCorp and magically pay $18,000 rather than $32,000

[Lev_Mer]

I took the jew shit out of my sig since i cant necessarily get away with it anymore like i did before among other things

[Knuckle]

thanks for the tips lawyer heartbrand, jew protector of <empire>

maybe u cud do a weekly tax tips thread and give us some of ur wisdom?

indeed, a hebrew homily on good accounting could do this forum wonders. :o

[chtulu]

I'm an independent contractor. I'm not sure if I can LLC or Scorp.

[Slathar]

guys im so rich. guys???


please pay attention when i say in rich, got it? please???

[Rushmore]

thanks for the tips lawyer heartbrand, jew protector of <empire>

maybe u cud do a weekly tax tips thread and give us some of ur wisdom?

this please! I love you HB

[Rekrul]

guys im so rich. guys???


please pay attention when i say in rich, got it? please???

There was some aussie guy who quit the server and then randomly like a month or 2 later, completey unprovoked and with everyone having forgot him, he makes a thread trying to brag about his bank account.

That's one of the few times I really felt bad for someone here.

[Farzo]

That was me =D

estimated tax return with exclusions this year is 36k

[Farzo]

err not tax return =p tax paid**

[Rekrul]

may ton po have mercy on your soul

[klant]

http://i381.photobucket.com/albums/oo254/aceholethug/EQ000049_zps614e1936.png (http://s381.photobucket.com/user/aceholethug/media/EQ000049_zps614e1936.png.html)
http://i381.photobucket.com/albums/oo254/aceholethug/SHOCKER_zpsa8f23806.png (http://s381.photobucket.com/user/aceholethug/media/SHOCKER_zpsa8f23806.png.html)

[klant]

http://i381.photobucket.com/albums/oo254/aceholethug/EQ000049_zps614e1936.png (http://s381.photobucket.com/user/aceholethug/media/EQ000049_zps614e1936.png.html)
http://i381.photobucket.com/albums/oo254/aceholethug/SHOCKER_zpsa8f23806.png (http://s381.photobucket.com/user/aceholethug/media/SHOCKER_zpsa8f23806.png.html)

known nihi/holo zerg guild hopper and his tax returns